Ah, another day WFH, doing absolutely nothing

[Anonymous No.23988933]

[Anonymous No.23988950]

tfw becoming an oil baron during WFH

[Anonymous No.23989145]

>mfw applying to be a wagecuck

[Anonymous No.23989286]

>>23988933
based

[Anonymous No.23989320]

>>23988933
I love Covid. Earliest my employer says people can start returning to the office is March 2021, but you can continue working from home if that's what you prefer.

[Anonymous No.23989346]

>>23988933
Got out of bed late, checked charts, browsed biz, and had a chat with a recruiter for another job
Productive morning
About to have a yoga session with my girlfriend

Cheers kings

[Anonymous No.23989384]

>>23989320
My job tried calling me in earlier. I gave them the old "will you be responsible for me or my family if any of us contract covid??!"

They haven't spoken of the office since then.

>mfw don't even believe in covid.

[Anonymous No.23989397]

>>23989346
Fucking Based

[Anonymous No.23989409]

Fuck off normies. Go brag on instagram.

[Anonymous No.23989510]

>>23989384
I love you guys

>>23989409
Cringe. Back to your cage

[Anonymous No.23989598]

* stretches *
aaahh

[Anonymous No.23989628]

what does wfh mean

[Anonymous No.23989653]

>>23989628
whilst fucking hoes

[Anonymous No.23989673]

>>23988933
Is this /WFH/ general?

[Anonymous No.23989883]

>>23989673
Yes sir

[Anonymous No.23989959]

WFH is relentlessly based

[Anonymous No.23989973]

17k watch boys

[Anonymous No.23990030]

i am coming up on a year unemployed. it has been one of the best years of my life- i went from in debt to up $50k with investments poised to explode, i'm 1/4 of the way through a Master's degree, i'm in better shape than i've been in years, i spent most of the summer outside, i went from a single incel through a relationship with an amazing girl and now i'm dating several girls at once- they come to visit and stay in my house for a week at a time and nobody's the wiser- i've read more and written more in the last year than in any year i can remember- I'm doing volunteer work that I find engaging and I get a deep sense of meaning from serving people in my community who need it-

god bless Corona guys, seriously

[Anonymous No.23990050]

>>23989673
Yes king

[Anonymous No.23990063]

got a dog, fuck it, can't go back to the office now I gotta take care of my buddy

[Anonymous No.23990087]

What do you do guys? Unlike the unusual IT nerds i work in marketing: data and market analytics.

[Anonymous No.23990107]

Woke up at 9 today lads. Feeling extra productive so I sent 5 emails before walking the dogs. Love the hustle and bustle of wfh lads, what about you?

[Anonymous No.23990259]

>>23990030
Same, during this meme flu I've been
* working out six days a week
* getting eight hours of sleep
* meditating every day
* writing down my goals and achieving them
* not eating out and cooking my own meals instead
* learning how to invest
* fucking my girlfriend in the afternoons on both of our companies' dime.
The meme flu has been the best thing that's ever happened to me.

[Anonymous No.23990603]

I thought life was bad. I was wrong. WFH is the best thing to ever happen.

[Anonymous No.23990612]

>>23990063
>>23990087
>>23990259
>>23990603
>all these green IDs

[Anonymous No.23990721]

>tfw made more than my salary on LINK, STA, AAVE and YFI this year

[Anonymous No.23990738]

Just finished a yoga session with girlfriend. Time for a 2 hr lunch break

[Anonymous No.23990769]

Its pretty funny, early 2016 I found a work from home company to work for (I was in a bad spot in life and cut myself off from everything.) I started making absolute shit, like 9 bucks an hour (job was customer service / support for a variety of different companies that you got to choose from) unpaid training, all sorts of illegal shit they were doing...but hey I was at home 24/7 and work was usually available around the clock. After a year I finally got into their travel agent program and started to make decent money, like 24 an hour. I quit this job due to their shady shit in 2019...I just keep laughing at everyone who is all for this Work at home shit, you guys have no fucking idea what your employers are about to do to you. Please have an exit plan ready.

[Anonymous No.23990799]

>>23990769
>you guys have no fucking idea what your employers are about to do to you.
What are you talking about you blubbering idiot?

[Anonymous No.23990913]

>>23990799
just wait till the reclassifying of your employment status comes, welcome to being an independent contractor. True work at home employment opportunities are rare. I am 100% certain if your employer has the option to come to work and you choose to work at home instead, you will be shifted over to the IC classification. It may not happen immediately, but it will come.

[Anonymous No.23991163]

>>23990769
>to do to
this maybe be correct but say it out loud 5 times

[Anonymous No.23991195]

>>23988933
pulled a full 3 hours of work yesterday (really went after it), think i should be good for the week now.

[Anonymous No.23991204]

>wfh
>make my own schedule
>company is very metric centric
I do very close to nothing but attend meetings and reply to emails the day after they are sent to me but I'm on the edge of my seat, constantly anxious that I'll be canned for productivity.

[Anonymous No.23991214]

>work at home
>get second job
¦still don't do anything
Ayyy

[Anonymous No.23991226]

>>23991214
how can one man be so based?

[Anonymous No.23991236]

This thread has made me obsessed with the idea of working from home. What can I do with my meme engineering degree so that I can work from home? I’d like to not make a shitty salary but also it would be worth not having to show up IRL. Please help bros, it’s really fucking with my head at this point. I sat in my car in the parking lot for like 10 minutes this morning, just thinking of excuses.

[Anonymous No.23991355]

>>23990913
stockholm syndrome
>no, mr. shekelberg, i don't want to wfh
>i LOVE the wage cage

[Anonymous No.23991469]

>>23990913

You know what else is rare? A meme flu that cripples society. I am 100% certain you are off base on this one, chief

[Anonymous No.23991555]

>>23991469
its cute that you have trust in corporations to do the right thing by their employees.

[Anonymous No.23991557]

>>23988933
Wake up, fucking gf, long breakfast, morning shit, playing video, browsing biz and memes all day, feels good man.

[Anonymous No.23991571]

>WFH, NOC Technician
>36-48 hours a week of crazy stress
Wtf lads this isnt comfy at all

[Anonymous No.23991579]

>>23991557
Fucking king

[Anonymous No.23991943]

Hi kings, just got back frommy home gym downstairs. Was training a client to make extra shekels while still getting paid by the Shekelbergs

And yes all this while my laptop was running notepad with a key pressed down by my fat wallet.

[Anonymous No.23992061]

>>23991943
Pro tip to all the microsoft teams WFHers: hange your status to busy and then do the notepad trick before going away to lift, eat, sleep, meet qt etc.

This way if someone pings you and you do not respond immediately, its because you're busy, not because you went AFK.

[Anonymous No.23992543]

WFH management checking in, just got promoted into this position last year, now we don't have to go back into the office till next summer. Feels fucking comfy.

The extroverts on my team are suffering, which is all sorts of feelsbad, but the trueneets are showing their colors of being massively productive and working like 5 hours a week. I know and I don't give a shit, cause we're making stacks.

Gonna go sit in a half-day managerial meeting and bitch about how my team overperforms and needs a 10% raise across the board.

>>23991571
Get skilled up and move up into DevOps, find a company that doesn't make you do on-call. NOC work is cancer. And the hiring market is kind of nuts right now.


>>23990087
Shitpost, check stocks, do my personal financial projections, work on my business plan for my farm.

[Anonymous No.23992602]

These threads are actually a scream for help and a break from the lonely monotony of their crippled lives. It's quite sad.

[Anonymous No.23992618]

>>23992602
Cope

[Anonymous No.23992647]

Join my /biz/ chat full of WFH Chads

https://chat.whatsapp.com./JFatt0sgxK3ltpDnpupaq3

[Anonymous No.23992668]

>>23992602
Kek found the insecure tradecuck

[Anonymous No.23992678]

>>23992618
Yeah, that sums up the larp in these daily (almost like shill work) threads. I hope somebody will call you guys and show that they still care about you.

[Anonymous No.23992698]

>>23991236
BUMP. PLEASE GUYS. IS CYBER OR DEVOPS AN OPTION? CAN I LEARN ON MY OWN AND GET HIRED? ARE MEME CERTS WORTH IT?

[Anonymous No.23992735]

>>23992543
What industry/position? Sounds great anon. I will gladly do NEET work for the team, might even do 6-7hours to get on your good side sirs

[Anonymous No.23992745]

I almost cut my thumb off and now i'm out of work...it was under the table slave work no chance of compensation or anything.

How do I find a decent real WFH that isn't answering or making phone calls?

[Anonymous No.23992763]

>>23992678
Cope harder fucking slave. I live with my gf

[Anonymous No.23992786]

>>23992602
Hope there was no traffic today wagie

[Anonymous No.23992788]

If I only had more brains cells, then I could have been able to get office job.

Back to wagecucking at papa bezos warehouse.

[Anonymous No.23992815]

>>23992763
>calling anyone a slave
>wears the cuck choker
Boy I hope your investments pay off, either way she'll leave you broke, or with half of what you made and then snitch on you

[Anonymous No.23992847]

>>23992815
Back to the your "essential worker" cage mate, while I make your salary in a day trading crypto AND make a full dev income doing barely any work

[Anonymous No.23992860]

>>23992788
You can get one anon. Basically if you can get rudimentary Microsoft Office skills (excel, word) you can do an entry level office job. Just lie and network and apply to hundreds of things. Don’t let Bezos destroy your body and spirit (though an office job will do the same)

[Anonymous No.23992869]

>>23992735
DevOps Consultant. Work really depends on the client you end up on.

>>23992698
Yes. We have a bunch of DevOps people that had practical experience and/or certed up to fuck and back. Hell, we even have one dude that never finished highschool and who started his professional career as a McDonald's line employee.

Being able to actually do the work outside of just certs is pretty important though.

[Anonymous No.23992915]

>>23991555
It helps that I’m not replaceable at all

[Anonymous No.23992945]

>>23992735
>Position
Titles in our industry are pretty whack. Let's just say that I am not quite a "has a boat" partner-level consultant, but I am definitely not the mon-thur-fly-to-client-pleb either. I get to make firing/hiring decisions, etc, etc.

[Anonymous No.23992953]

>>23989409
>>23990721
>>23991236
>>23992602
>>23992745
>>23992788
LMAO CRINGE KYS PATHETIC LOSERS NOBODY LOVES YOU OR NEEDS YOU

>>23988933
feels so good, just masturbated while in a meeting with my mic off. god I love "selling hvac" lol all i do is fuck with a few word documents to pretend im working

[Anonymous No.23993002]

>>23992061
Redpill me on thus notepad trick

[Anonymous No.23993035]

>>23988933
I browse biz all day from work. I only have to be in the same room as people who don't have a security clearances. I just sit here all day and sometimes change locations

[Anonymous No.23993038]

>>23992869
I’m pretty good at solving problems and teaching myself via Googling, I got a degree but my company/manager were fucking useless at training me.
Any cert recommendations? Thanks for the info anon, really gotta escape engineering somehow
>>23992953
>selling hvac
Sales engineer or what?

[Anonymous No.23993039]

>>23992847
You're still a bald fat ugly manlet and no amount of money can change that :3

[Anonymous No.23993053]

>>23993002
>open notepad
>press down random key
>keep the key pressed down with heavy object
>go for a long walk

[Anonymous No.23993087]

>>23993038
Generally getting certed up with one of the major cloud providers (AWS/GCP/Azure) will get you pretty far. Understanding of CI/CD pipelines and how and what they do is pretty useful.

[Anonymous No.23993115]

>>23993039
I'm a handsome med, seethe harder kek

[Anonymous No.23993123]

>>23992543
I was thinking about grabbing sec+ and try to get into the fed gov, already have my ccna. Everyone always talks about how they never do anything in the fed gov, 4 hours of actual work per day, sounds good to me.

[Anonymous No.23993130]

>>23993038
yeah sales engineer, have a degree in mechanical engineering, so does everyone in company, hell some people have masters and phds its sad, but now that we all create submittals from home i don't have to deal with their ugly faces anymore

[Anonymous No.23993134]

>>23992953
I love staring deep Into the eyes of my female co-workers while climaxing on zoom
sometimes I look at my supervisor instead and imagine him taking it from behind

[Anonymous No.23993190]

>>23993087
I just got my AWS certified dev associate. Should I get the architect one now or go for DevOps professional?

[Anonymous No.23993253]

>>23988933
Good morning brothers.

Who /coffee and news/ here? What are ya
>readan
>thinkan
>buyan
>sellan
>playan
>dreaman

[Anonymous No.23993415]

>>23993190
Get architect one first, and then go DevOps professional.

[Anonymous No.23993460]

>>23993134
faggots get the ROPEtm

[Anonymous No.23993468]

>>23993123
Ha, I actually do a bit of gov work, it's fucking soulless, and the workplace politics are fucking cringe. Still better than larger pajeet run orgs.

[Anonymous No.23993641]

>>23993130
Where is your company? (Roughly)
I’m in the south and I see a few ads for jobs in HVAC sales but a lot are IRL positions. I also got a BSME degree

[Anonymous No.23993643]

>>23993415
Sounds good brother

[Anonymous No.23993662]

>>23993415
Do you know how much harder the devops professional is with respect to the certified dev?

[Anonymous No.23993668]

currently browsing biz by the side of a lake fishing

[Anonymous No.23993670]

>>23993641
denver, CFM company to be exact, apply now were always looking for more talent and Ramsey Davis browses here all the time, hes a total bro and will respond to irl chan references

[Anonymous No.23993711]

>>23993253
>>readan
Not much atm, just browsing
>>thinkan
Trying to get away for december but its a nightmare with travel corridors
>>buyan
opened a tiny btc long and looking to shift my long term funds into https://investor.vanguard.com/etf/profile/VBR
>>sellan
see above
>>playan
new cod, although its not great
>>dreaman
/gf 2021/

you?

[Anonymous No.23993821]

>>23993662
Significantly. Which is why I recommend doing the Architect cert before you go do the pro one. It's a nice progression.

[Anonymous No.23993837]

>>23993670
Holy shit thanks man. I’ve actually been trying to make it up to CO for a while, I have a lot of friends there and love it. Checking out the site now

[Anonymous No.23993860]

>>23993837
np ;-)

[Anonymous No.23993866]

>>23993837
Based if this happens.

[Anonymous No.23993890]

>>23993253
>readan
This is an american board people dont read here lol

[Anonymous No.23993902]

>cert talk

what is the best cert to get as a .NET software engineer (primarily working in c#)

[Anonymous No.23993971]

>>23992602
>hardcore projecting

[Anonymous No.23994011]

>>23993253
>>23993711
Checked and cheers king.

>readan
Fake news desu. The New York Times and The Wall Street Journal to be precise. Always find it comfy in the morning.
>thinkan
I need to get rich and buy land.
>buyan
Putting more money into Palantir, Bitcoin, and Monero.
>sellan
No uncomfy holdings right now.
>playan
Got back into Minecraft. Very comfy.
>dreaman
Hoping that my brother lands a job in my city soon.

[Anonymous No.23994026]

>>23989628
Look at this nigger he doesn't wfh

[Anonymous No.23994097]

I almost feel bad for rentcucks who have to travel to a “job”

[Anonymous No.23994196]

>>23992869
Nice, one of the things I volunteered to do for my org is to help maintain their AWS CI/CD. They think I'm a go-getter. They don't realise that I'm using their credit card for my own training.

[Anonymous No.23994268]

>>23994196
Just to be clear, I mean using their credit card for things like launching EC2 instances and messing with them. Still related to their CI. Nothing objectively immoral.

[Anonymous No.23994307]

>>23994268
That's the correct way to learn.

[Anonymous No.23994342]

>>23993837
>>23993866
so based
remember to say that to everyone on the first day to see who browses i know most of that office does

[Anonymous No.23994389]

>>23994342
>FUCK NIGGERS
>FUCK KIKES
>FUCK JANNIES

[Anonymous No.23994498]

>>23988933
Good morning chaps. I’ve never been comfier in my life. My day to day used to be 2-3 hours of moderate “work”, now I’m getting freelancers to “reduce my workload” and it’s more like one, with the occasional call with a supplier where I shoot the shit more than actually accomplish anything. My company sold all their offices, and got a tiny coworking space for if we ever want to go in again. All in all things are comfier than ever.

Any tips on how to exploit google hangouts online feature? I was also wondering if anyone had any good side hustles to work on while “working”.

[Anonymous No.23994510]

>>23993253
>>readan
Master of Rome by John Stack
>>thinkan
workout stuff
>>buyan
RLC
>>sellan
never
>>playan
don't game anymore
>>dreaman
shekels

[Anonymous No.23994676]

I hearby announce this thread is to be forever known as /WFHG/

[Anonymous No.23994686]

>>23994342
Checked. Looking at the address book now, probably gonna just cold email the sales managers. I don’t see a careers/jobs page anywhere for you guys. Does this seem like a good move?

[Anonymous No.23994805]

>>23988933
>cozy government job
>WFH
>trading all day
>your wagie tax dollars end up in my portfolio

[Anonymous No.23994969]

Whaddap, /biz/? It's yah boi here. How do I get on this WFH train? I'm tired of biking 50 minutes to work.

[Anonymous No.23995083]

>>23994686
call the front desk and tell them you'd like to apply. watch out for crystal, shes a fat spoiled bitch

[Anonymous No.23995123]

>>23995083
and it really pisses me off because if she had just kept off a few pounds shed be the perfect ginger fuck doll i would have simped for that shit god damn it

[Anonymous No.23995219]

>>23995083
>>23995123
Kek thanks friend. I’ll get up there and make her come to the gym with me

[Anonymous No.23995279]

>>23995123
Any chance a bsme can apply for 100% wfh and not move from PA