[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance


View post   

File: 112 KB, 834x1024, 1605552676606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23984538 No.23984538 [Reply] [Original]

How much money do I need to buy friends?

>> No.23984637

>>23984538
Give them a passive income for life and they'll suck your dick.
Double minimum wage salary per year.

>> No.23985473

>>23984538
I'll be your friend for free

>> No.23985497

>>23985473
stop lying

>> No.23985816

omg is that really you neo? you have to save us from the businessmen robots ok?

>> No.23985911

>>23985497
No lie

>> No.23986837

>>23984538
you look fucking awesome bro

>> No.23986914

>>23984538

i could be your fren :p

>> No.23987231

>>23984538
None because true friends will stick by you even when you dont own anything. Get some homies nigga.

>> No.23987307
File: 59 KB, 749x694, Cat (15).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
23987307

>>23984538
Can I be your friend?
Oh god I'm so lonely.