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For me, making it is 1,500,000,000 US dollars. You don't need more than that.

>> No.23950193

>>23950161
2nd chick is cute, I like short girls

>> No.23950244

>>23950193
Spoiler: they are all short, they only look tall compared to Dan

>> No.23950322

>>23950161

How can I get rich enough to spend my time walking around with a large group of beautiful women who are not at all interested in me and are much taller than me?

>> No.23950388

>>23950161
Based

>> No.23950421

>>23950322
He has like 50M$ from dad. It's sufficient to hire escorts.

>> No.23950444

>>23950161
>manlet
>chincel
>trustfundbaby
>Failed marijuana company

Yeah, huge accomplishment

>> No.23950498

>>23950444
>manlet
That’s what you get for being armenian roach

>> No.23950510

>>23950444
Literally who gives a fuck? He lives the life. Tell me you wouldn't trade your bullshit sense of fulfillment to wake up with more money than you can spend.

>> No.23950554

>>23950161
For me it's 400k in a place without Americans, anglos or niggers. Maybe Uruguay or Greece

>> No.23950593

>>23950554
>without niggers
>greece

been to Lesbos recently? Like in the last 5 years

>> No.23950610

>>23950444
incel cope

>> No.23950616

>>23950161
For me it's only a few trillion a year, enough to maintain global military dominance.

>> No.23950634

>>23950444
You forget to make fun of his calves. Manlets are supposed to have huge legs.

>> No.23950640

>>23950554
Greece is filled with niggers retard

>> No.23950649

>>23950161
Lmfao what a loser.

>> No.23950680

>>23950510
Yes, I'd love money, but I wouldn't pretend to have achieved anything. I would just say like I do now "I got lucky, I bought BTC in 2010, I'm rich now, because I got lucky. " without all the pretentiousness. Just pure luck.

>> No.23950694

>>23950610
how is that an argument?

Is anything I said wrong?

If yes, tell me how

>> No.23950696

>>23950510
He only has 50 Million at most, I could spend/invest that amount in no time. Spending time with whores or women who are not really interested into you is also pointless. Sure its fun for a while, but just look at his face to see how unhappy and dumb he is.

>> No.23950769

>>23950510
>Tell me you wouldn't trade your bullshit sense of fulfillment to wake up with more money than you can spend
I wouldn't trade my bullshit sense of fulfillment to wake up with more money than I can spend

>> No.23950773

>>23950640
Didn't see one when I went there

>> No.23950786

>>23950161
God this guy is literally the most Chad man on earth

>> No.23950827

>>23950161
How does Bilzerian do it?

>> No.23950873
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23950873

>>23950786
>turbo-manlet
>absolute chincel that he masks with beard
>long philtrum that he masks with beard
>dumb face

>Chad

does not compute

If you go by him having money then Warren Buffett is more Chad, since Warren Buffett could buy 100000x of the whores Balzerian has.

>> No.23950902

>>23950827
He calls an escort/model agent and tells him how many whores he want at what given time. After that he only needs to pay.

>> No.23950945

>>23950444
>>23950634

You forgot he lied saying he was a navy seal, he never made it through boot camp.

>> No.23950970

>>23950873
>If you go by him having money then Warren Buffett is more Chad, since Warren Buffett could buy 100000x of the whores Balzerian has.
yes, becaue he can hire people to instantly take your chad status away, if he REALLY care

>> No.23950982

>>23950902
How does he have so much money? What does he do?

>> No.23950983

>>23950161
He literally has to pay for women to hang out with him. Fucking loser

>> No.23950995

>>23950873
Haha baited the autist

Works everytime on you women minded cucks

>> No.23951008

>>23950694
have sex incel

>> No.23951094

>>23950873
That's actually a decent jaw

>> No.23951121

>>23950322
>whores
>beautiful

>> No.23951270

>>23950510
>He lives the life

>OK Dan, the models are here
>OK ladies, thanks for being here today, we're heading down to the gallery, we're just gonna go for some glamor shots, all walking through it as a group sort of thing, OK?
>click click click
>alright, great, thanks ladies, if you give you social media information to Martha she will send you pictures from todays shoot, you all look great by the way

Think about what is actually happening, anon. These people aren't hanging out. They're not having the time of their life. These women aren't into him. They are posed pictures for social media. A bunch of strangers getting together to present an image. A bunch of models getting paid to be in pictures with a rich guy in camo shorts. It's awkward as fuck. These aren't just some candid shots of the life he lives every day. It's a weird, organised, "alright, team, lets get some good photos today, OK?" shit.
It's unbelievably cringe and you would have to be a 15 year old boy who takes everything at instant face value not to see that

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23951308

>he has to pay whores to spend time with him

>> No.23951322

>>23950982
Trust fund kid

>> No.23951342

>>23951270
So you don’t think he’s fucking them?

>> No.23951355

>>23951342
Unless they're literal prostitutes, of course not.

>> No.23951392

All that money, and he wears camo shorts intentionally.

>> No.23951441

>>23951342
he is fucking them when he pays

>> No.23951518

>>23951392
Cut off camo shorts are veteran core fashion. Every dude that’s served has a pair they made when they got out. It’s part of the LARP.

>> No.23951552

>>23950161
2020: the state of white women and society
These chicks could be mothers but chose to whore themselves out.

>> No.23951566

>>23950161
>Fucking a lot of women
good

>Hanging around a lot of women
gay

>> No.23951617

>>23951518
This, I have a bunch of retired boomer spec ops friends, they all wear cut off camo shorts and plain t-shirts of various colors (or shirts from cases of beer/sporting events). They probably wouldn't care though, because Dan is pretty open about not making it through seal training, they would just get upset if he was lying about being a seal/marine/etc, not for dressing "vet /fa/"

>> No.23951670

>>23951342
not even close to in the way you're imagining if at all

>> No.23951933

>>23951342
>>23951355
They’re all instathots and they’re doing it for the exposure.
He has 33Million followers on Instagram ffs.

>> No.23951950

>>23950161
can you elaborate a bit pls?

>> No.23951969

>>23950873
except the comical ears he looks quite handsome

>> No.23952202

>>23950873
Dude looks above average and is living his life. Why do bums try and shit all over him?

>> No.23952206

>>23952202
Famous for being famous

>> No.23952256

>>23950444
>Failed marijuana company
>implying it wasn't just a scam to fund his empty lifestyle

>> No.23952261

>>23952202
"living his life" is what he's doing when he's not manufacturing an image on social media. if he was just living his life, and not spending vast amounts of time and energy trying to sell a fake one, people wouldnt care

>> No.23952277

>>23951270
this
>>23951308
why i find this so cute?
is it because its actually a cute man in disguise?

>> No.23952355

>>23952202
Jealousy

>>23952261
>"living his life" is what he's doing when he's not manufacturing an image on social media.
Your point is...? "manufacturing an image" is a legitimate job. What the fuck do you think marketing is? Should I be angry at a guy who photoshops a happy fat guy into a pepto-bismol ad for "selling a fake life"?

>> No.23952438

>>23952355
>"manufacturing an image" is a legitimate job
lmao he's rich enough to just live, and yet me makes his "job" taking instagram photos with bored women he has hired. Of all the lives he could have chosen with his opportunities, that's aiming really, really low.

>> No.23952525

Im 5`10``

>> No.23952620

>>23951342
He 100% is fucking them. At the end he basically just asks who wants to go up and fuck. Of course not all of them, but these women are total whores and AT LEAST one will fuck him.

>> No.23952680

>>23951270
Imagine having to talk to these bimbos. I'd shoot myself after an hour probably

>> No.23952699

Why isn't he posing as the main guy in front

>> No.23952781

>>23950873
Buffett's dick probably doesn't work anymore.

>> No.23953084

>>23951270
Thank you for putting this into an illustrative and articulate post. Getting so tired of the lack of basic awareness about these photos. I am not upset or seething or coping because some rich dude pays thots to pose for an hour in obviously staged settings.

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23953651

>>23950161
I got a way that would get you exactly that, get some UBXT, stake them on FTX and then after that, reap the profit off of their hodl program....easy

>> No.23953708

>>23950244
>Spoiler:
He was talking about dan

>> No.23953713

>>23950322
>>23950510
>>23950161
1.5 billion is just enough to fund 10 blockbuster movies from Hollywood or 30 good movies if you go cheaper.

Or 500 cartoon shows of 20-30 episodes if 1 season costed 3 million each.
I don't know about video games.

I feel the need to create, but I don't want to end up like all those great animated shows on Netflix which everybody ignores in favor of Nick and CN's trash.
I'd end up suicidal if I couldn't properly leave my mark in the world.

I want the things I create to be original and for everyone to follow my standards and ideas.

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23953746

>plastic bimbos are hotter than girl next door types
What a huge meme

>> No.23953857

>>23950510
I genuinely would rather be me than Dan Bilzerian. I'm not a manlet and I have a chin. That vastly improves my phenomenological experience of reality at every measure. I don't wake up in the morning and feel bad that I'm short and then feel the constant need to overcompensate for it. That's something a billion dollars cannot buy.

>> No.23953911

>>23953857
He's 5'9". And his chin is massive. Based on the amount of fucking he's done pretty sure he's not insecure when it comes to his looks.

>> No.23953929

>>23953911
>5'9
Right. A manlet.

>> No.23954004

>>23953929
You mean average height? Try not to be so insecure. Height is important to women but realistically the girl just has to be shorter than you.

>> No.23954027

>>23954004
Why would I be insecure? I'm 6', not a 5'9 'average height' manlet like you, who seems to know all the statistics lmao

>> No.23954140

>>23954027
Because you're attacking someone who gets way more pussy than you and is average height. Would be hard to come up with a better example of insecurity. Lmao.

>> No.23954158

>>23950161
i literally just want enough for a 1-2 million dollar house, 2 or 3 nice cars and then have enough invested to to pay taxes bills repairs and get new cars after awhile.

fuck the mega millions of dollars and billions of dollars and shit

>> No.23954192

>>23950444
checked but how do you make a weed company that fails? that's like bankrupting a casino

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23954216

>>23950444
CHECKED
& based

>> No.23954250

>>23953911
Fuck off Dan

>> No.23954301

Y’all stupid or just living under a rock. The guy is going to claim bankruptcy. Ignite is a bust. He’s leaving the country or will be gaped by Supreme Court

>> No.23954336

>>23950161
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>> No.23954459

>>23954192
POTUS btfo

>> No.23955082

>>23951308
>wasting time and money knowing whores to get pussy

>> No.23955334

>>23951270
He fucks all of them. Models that don’t fuck don’t get into shoots. Last few years he didn’t even pay models since he had clout and models know it

>> No.23955368

>>23951355
Most models are literal prostitutes. Modeling makes no money for 99% of them. They sleep for money or get sugar daddies

>> No.23955414

im ok with that, anon, i want enough $ to pay for whores and drugs

>> No.23955439

>>23950161
based on current prices i can live for 57 years off of 1 million dollars

>> No.23955447

>>23953746
She did porn and shes not a read redhead

>> No.23955468

>>23950510
>Literally who gives a fuck? He lives the life

The thing is all those women, are his ''friends'', they don't give a shit about him and he knows it
he knows they're only with him for money and would leave in a flash if he went broke

>> No.23956417

>>23953911
he's 5'4

>> No.23956483

>>23950161
1.5 billion is comfy

>> No.23956499

>>23950161
Hanging around this many women all the tine the amount of exogenous estrogen in this guy's body must be off the charts

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23956600

The face when you have to have sex with a disgusting manlet

>> No.23956795

1.5bil for one person? What you going to do with that money?

>> No.23956826

I just want enough to comfortably bounce around Latin America and SE Asia for most of the year maybe spending summers in Eastern Europe, occasionally visiting my family back home. I don't need gold plated toilets or whatever.

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23956867

>>23951008
>have sex incel

>> No.23956883

>>23956499
He probably juices though. Another one of his many manlet copes.

>> No.23956890

>>23953713
>Reddit spacing
>making the conversation about himself

fuck off to Reddit

>> No.23956921

Wasint this dude about to be broke or something?

>> No.23956924

>>23954140
Buying escorts to surround himself with and making up fake stories about SEAL training is textbook insecurity. Much like your posts.

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23956965

> chad being born into unimaginable wealth and never having to work a day in his life
> you'll never escape being a wagie
It's not fair.

>> No.23957026

>>23950161
lmao. You fucking americans (yes implying) are fucking delusional. Your time will come and your debt will bring you tou your knees

>> No.23957032

>>23956965
HONK HONK HONK

>> No.23957615

>>23956890
>calls double spacing reddit spacing
>shows how uneducated and underage he is