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Why is this JSON parser worth over 4 bilions and a top 4 crypto?

>> No.23949885

memes

>> No.23949888

Orakl problem comrade

>> No.23949895

chainstink

>> No.23949932

>>23949873
/biz/ traders made a cool 100x by buying this thing at ICO then offloading. Twitards bought the bags and became cultists.

>> No.23949949
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>>23949873
Bouncing air castle thats 100% speculation based priced right now. If an actual, real world company doesn't adopt any of its contracts eventually, speculation will die off (according to LINK's own stated objectives)

>> No.23950004

Jason Parsers let people know when Jason Vorhees is about to strike and murder teenagers having sex at the lake...it really is a life saver...totally worth 1000$

>> No.23950010

>>23949873
>Why is this JSON parser worth over 4 bilions and a top 4 crypto?

- Provides data on which to trigger smart contracts
- Provides payment/cross chain outputs for smart contracts
- Provides API outputs for smart contracts
- Provides proof of decentralized ID through CanDID
- Provides smart contract execution through arbitrum
- Provides SC privacy and obfuscation through SGX and deco
- Provides verifiable randomness through VRF
- Provides cross chain communication for a fee
- Provides staking asset for node participation

>> No.23950021

>>23949873
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

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>>23950010
>- Provides data on which to trigger smart contracts
>- Provides payment/cross chain outputs for smart contracts
>- Provides API outputs for smart contracts
>- Provides proof of decentralized ID through CanDID
>- Provides smart contract execution through arbitrum
>- Provides SC privacy and obfuscation through SGX and deco
>- Provides verifiable randomness through VRF
>- Provides cross chain communication for a fee
>- Provides staking asset for node participation

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>>23949949
Zeus Capital aka ChainlinkGod, Finrekt, Sasa, Burek, and Timo the tranny, are preparing another fud campaign before eoy.

>> No.23950268

>>23950021
you are a MANIAC

>> No.23950284

>>23950021
the most retarded comment of all time. You deluded fucking retard.

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>>23950284
*tink tink tink*

Attention KIKES and CHINKS

I will NEVER, ever sell my Linkies. LINK at $5.00? Didnt sell.
LINK at $0.01? Didnt sell.
LINK at 10? 50?... 100? 200? 500?

Not selling.

IF you filthy kikes ever want to see these linkies again, you are going to have to pump the price to AT LEAST $2000 per LINK... At which point, AGAIN, you filthy kikes, I AM NOT SELLING

Sincerely,
The richest man in Costco. Praise Sergey
and FUCK JANNIES, KIKES, NIGGERS, CHINKS AND SPICS

>> No.23950419

>>23949873
must have to do with something along the lines that GLITCH.FINANCE is the solution for Ethereum's scaling problems, right mr know it all

>> No.23950423

>>23950284
Newfag