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>> No.23944879

wheres the bedroom?

>> No.23945005

I will coom on it

>> No.23945049

>>23944875
jesus should i kill myself now or then?

>> No.23945201

>>23944879
There is no bedroom and that slit is the door. Welcome to the future. Also you can own anything.

>> No.23945224

>>23944875
Why would I want just a kitchen out of any room? why not just a bathroom

>> No.23945240

How many 12 years old are you, OP?
Sergey, look at what you are doing. You are deluding children, right there.

>> No.23945258

>>23945224
just piss in the sink dude, and shower at the gym

>> No.23945269

>>23944875
Lol, 10 link are buying this apartment now.

>> No.23945355
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23945355

>>23945201
My pod is better, I've got a bed and even a chair and table.

>> No.23945402
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23945402

>>23944875
Honestly that shit looks pretty comfy, especially that window. I think I'll have a house built that will have those slim windows so that no thief can break in (unless they're anorexic or some shit). I would also have 2 steel doors that will require a secure key and biometric to enter and you won't be able to kick them out from the outside. On top of that I will have a secure basement with a floor mounted half a tonne safe. Will be pretty comfy. Even comfier that such a house will only cost 100 linkies.

>> No.23945446

>>23944879
That’s 5 link extra

>> No.23945486

>>23944875
You won’t own anything, and you’ll be happy about it anon. I’ll be in my fully paid for citadel penthouse with beautiful brain dead Slavic whores gargling on my balls for 0.000000000000000001 LINK

>> No.23945501

>>23945269
Cash buys condos, son. Or mortgage financing. Tokens complicate that.

>> No.23945517

>>23945402
just have bars on the window boom no break in and nice windows
better yet have bulletproof windows, if that nigga can break that window he deserves to come in

>> No.23945618

>>23945517
Bars on the windows would make the house feel and look like a prison and they can probably be pulled out with a hook attached to a car. Bulletproof windows could work nicely but I'm not sure how strong they are.

>> No.23946007

>>23945402
>square roof
How does the rain water drain?

>> No.23946026

>>23946007
There is no roof, all the water goes directly inside

>> No.23946040

>>23944875
I bought link NOT to live in a pod, kys tranny.

>> No.23946111

>>23946007
You could also create some roof garden.
No need to evacuate water unless huge pour.

>> No.23946186

>>23945355
>>23944875

how did you make these? i want to make one too

>> No.23946271

>>23946186
Podcreator.com

>> No.23946569

>>23945402
looks comfy....

>> No.23946620

>>23946040
Shut up, you WILL live in a pod, you WILL own nothing and you WILL eat bugs.

>> No.23946723

>>23945355
Woow, underfloor heating. Too bad that allows aliens to lurk through the crawlspace.

>> No.23946749

>>23946723
So? Just report them to ICE.

>> No.23946760

>>23946111
Based trips of water damage

>> No.23946774

>>23945355
>bed coated in curry cooking fumes
Based

>> No.23946840

>>23946007
There is a slight slope radiating from the center that moves the water to the edges of the roof where drainage holes feed into the drainage pipes.

>> No.23946861

>>23946749
No, Aliens with Sigorny Weaver.

>> No.23946870

>>23944875
Will 10 DUN buy you a castle then?

>> No.23947070

>>23946271
Nigger