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23941056 No.23941056[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>You have missed out on teenage love
>You'll never be 15 and in love
>Lying in the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chattin
>Not worrying about rent, bills student loans
>Only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
>You'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
>You'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just fuck like rabbits
>You fell for the good boy meme
>You didn't learn how to deal with emotions
>You're in your 20s now
>Gotta get a job
>Gotta be a serious man now
>All the good ones are taken
>Maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
>They have already felt those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
>They have already had tonnes of partners
>mfw you've missed out on teenage love
>mfw you've missed out on the most beautiful thing in this life
How do you cope?

>> No.23941074

>>23941056
Hypercringe

>> No.23941087

>>23941056
Who hurt you bro?
At least charge them rent

>> No.23941106

cringey libtard

>> No.23941109
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You stupid motherfucker. I may be a virgin, but that is irrelevant to the reality that I am the conqueror and it is correct to not engage in sex while in your younger years. You must understand that sex is much more powerful of an event than you seem to think it is, it is more akin to marriage. When two people engage in intercourse there are biological changes in both of their bodies, their brains form new pathways that say "Me and this woman are married now, a child is possible." And if it doesn't produce children you will both stray from each other, assuming it does you're too young and unable to care for the child so why would you engage in the act until it is a virtuous act instead of one of pleasure?

>> No.23941128

>>23941056
I literally experienced all this, and more. So im coping quite well.

>> No.23941148

>>23941056
>/biz/ - Business & Finance

>> No.23941153

>>23941056
>tonnies
How do you cope with your gum disease?

>> No.23941155

dont care bought link

>> No.23941156

>>23941056
i had two highschool sweethearts and its over rated. wish i had spent that time learning to code desu.

>> No.23941165

>>23941056
Gtfo back to faggeddit you cuck

Imagine bragging about hs girls lmao, did you peak in high school? Bet you still wear your varsity jacket...

>> No.23941184

>>23941056
Homosexual or a woman

>> No.23941202

>>23941056
You just triggered a lot of people op lol.

>> No.23941208

shitty old copypastas don't even phase me.

>> No.23941218
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>>23941056
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23941227
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>>23941056
holy shit. alot to unpack here *cracks knuckles*
>missed out
lost virginity and fell in love at 17
>lying in the grass
I fucked my gf on a hammock in my backyard
>rent/bills/student loans
Im 29 and still live with my parents. i don't pay any bills or rent. I paid off the 40k of student loans for my worthless polisci degree in 2 years just by throwing all my money at the debt while living at home
>taking virginity
what a meme
>gotta get a job
no you don't lol. i haven't had a job since oct 2019
>everything else you said
i just fuck hookers in thailand

>> No.23941244

>>23941056
I was able to do everything you just said I didn’t. Feels good.

>> No.23941259

>>23941056
I had this, haven't had sex since I was 17.

>> No.23941315
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>>23941056
cringe faggot fantasizes about sleeping with a 15 year old. my jewdar is going nuts. jannies, permaban this sack of shit (and send him to the fbi wile youre at it)

>> No.23941423

>>23941056
>implying
literally every day of my teenage years got pussy juice on me.
honestly it was an absolute waste of time, I should have been studying math and squirreling my money into investments

>> No.23941466

>>23941056
Did you grow up watching romantic comedies, you fucking fag?

>> No.23941493

>>23941056
Chads and emofags were getting girls when I was young. I’m just a brown guy I never stood a chance

>> No.23941510

>>23941156
>>23941423
>fonldly rembers memories of getting laid
>hurr I wish I had been productive instead
You wouldn't be saying shit like this if you were 25+ year old KHV's, fucking normalfaggots

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>>23941056
But I can still fuck 16 year old pussy in my country, who cares?

>> No.23941649

Where is the thought police?

>> No.23941665

>>23941056
I actually did do literally all of these teen love things.

>> No.23941664

>>23941493
Cope. There are brown chads and white incels. I’ve met both .

>> No.23941693

this option is reserved for people with decent houses and cars.
my parents were too poor to invite a girl over. basically trailer tier.
at least it doesnt matter much past 18

>> No.23941707

>>23941056
Yeah there are a lot of anime I wish I lived in but for vast majority of people on this planet life is not an anime

>> No.23941800

>>23941493
I am an American Pajeet and I had lots of teenage high school romance because I had a cut jaw and played football and did drugs. Stop with the cope and just be cool you fagget

>> No.23941817

>>23941800
>>23941493
I should note the pussy was white track players and swimmers. They are the best pussy when you are in high school. All the cheerleaders in my school were niggresses. Also southern white christian pussy is best. Harder to get them to open up but they clean and top tier.

>> No.23941874

>>23941155
Checked

>> No.23941892

>>23941056
I did literally all of these things with half a dozen girls in HS and the last one is now my 8 year gf/fiancé

>> No.23941910

>>23941056
Fuck you op

>> No.23941911

>>23941056
Get over yourself and make something of it. Every man has his time, and if you missed out, then your time is now.

>> No.23941923

I had teenage vanilla WoW and DAoC. Both way better. Easy enough to have love right now, but both those games are gone

>> No.23941934

I did all that, we broke up once school started back and I cried. It was fun but nothing life changing. Quit living in the past and hit the gym.

>> No.23941935

>>23941056
>thinking being with a virgin is a good time

lol fucking incel

>> No.23941943

>>23941227
>>taking virginity
>what a meme
cuck cope

>> No.23941952

>>23941056
>You'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
this I did, and I can tell you, it wasn't a pleasant experience

>> No.23941966

>>23941923
For me it was DayZ Mod. I'd give my left nut to experience it again.

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>>23941056
Nice blog. I'm a man nowl I can just buy the cute young girls I want.

Can't buy Nectar beehives tho. ^_^

>> No.23942001

>>23941056
I had my first serious relationship in high school during my junior and senior year. Lost my virginity and had all the experiences you listed in your post.

I’m 30 and married now (to someone different), and the sex will never compare. Don’t get me wrong, I am highly attracted to my wife and the sex is great. But it will never compare to sex with my high school gf.

There was just something..different about it. I think often about the times we fucked in my car, at her parents’ house when they were gone, hotel room after prom..

Nothing since then even comes close to comparing. It’s so so very depressing. Feels like I’ll never be able to recreate those intense emotions. My highs were higher back then (as well as my lows). Everything is just..duller now.

I’m sorry for any anons that never experienced high school love. It really was incredible.

>> No.23942007

>>23941056
faggot
t. 34 year old cryptomillionaire

>> No.23942017
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>>23941056

OId and stale pasta is old and stale! That said:

- Most of the girls I was in high school with were ghetto trash, trailer trash, or fucking loony BPD girls who regularly fell in love too fast, and cheated even faster.

- I had a miserable and poor-fag home life with arguing parents, which ended in me becoming fat and depressed.

- Teen love is largely a hollyjew meme. I saw like 2 couples in high school going through it, and it was actually funny to see them lovey-dovey one year, than the next year (or maybe the year after if they were lucky) break up cause one cheated.

- The only thing I regret missing out on was maybe a ONS experience with a slut, but even then most of the sluts fell into one of the above categories and I mostly found them undesirable.

- The big titty goth and tomboy girls I wanted all instead wanted guys 5 to 10 years older than them.

Really, I never had a chance anyway and accepting this has made me more of an adult I feel. Not everyone is Chad, white, or has a good home life. Some of us are fucked from the start.

>> No.23942024

>mfw you've missed out on the most beautiful thing in this life
t. 18 yo first existential crisis in his life bab

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>>23941056
None of those things are valuable to me lol

>> No.23942046

>>23941056
There were girls that liked me in high school but I thought and still think high school relationships are fleeting and pointless, so I never reciprocated. None of these people are with their high school sweethearts anymore. My friend's high school girlfriend also dropped out of 12th grade to take care of her kid(wasn't his though) so that soured my view even more of high school relationships.

>> No.23942134

>>23941056
fuck you my mom told me i have to treat women with respect like princesses
she scammed me... she scammed me from a childhood full of drugs sex and parties

>> No.23942192

>>23941056
I had all that and I have less responsibilities now lmao

>> No.23942282

>>23941056
I was the captain of the football team, I didn't miss out on shit. OP is kind of right though, teenage crushes were the best, the older you get the less intense they are.

>> No.23942288

No such thing as teen love. There's just a hyper competitive, ultra fast moving social system that lets you fuck teenage girls at the times when you're at the very top. Everyone is trying to use you for their own social status, and you're constantly having to watch out for your own. Like that cute, nerdy girl with the snaggletooth? She's also in on the game too and wants only the top status guys. If you're high status and get with her then yours drops (losing you access to girls) and hers climbs. Once she's drained your status she'll move onto the next higher status guy to climb up. The only nice moments like in the OP are when you cash in your status to be with a low ranking girl; for the first while she's overwhelmed with affection for you as you're out of her league, before she quickly adjusts to her new position and looks to ditch you to move up higher still. Personally I prefer being older where status is far less fragile, getting teen sex from escorts and feelings of affection from post-wall biological clock ticking 30 year olds.

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>>23941056
I did experience that. Why do you make posts like this IDF?

>> No.23942347

>>23941056
Well I only fuck girls in the 15-17 years range, so no problem from here

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jannies deleted my post and banned me for making a thread about tactics that whales use to manipulate crypto...for being off topic. yet this one stands. explain yourself jannies

>> No.23942413

>>23941056
I'm way sadder to have missed Chainlink than cringy teenage love

>> No.23942420

>>23942364
lol I got my thread 404'd for asking about Entrepeneurship a while ago, yet they leave coomer/simping threads up like this daily. Jannies are horny I guess

>> No.23942442

DELETE THIS

nothing makes up for missing out on teenage love. Nothing. No amount of slays will compensate.

>> No.23942518

>>23941056
Every single schoolfag I know who felt for “love” in early life is unemployed, killed themselves or settled for a 4/10 in marriage when I stalked them on fb a few months back.
So, yeah, I’m missing nothing.

>> No.23942537

>>23941056
I don't. I had that. It was amazing, and I was heartbroken and fell into a depression when it ended. I was 16.
She was really beautiful back then, looks like a trashy pornstar now so guess I dodged a bullet

>> No.23942555

>>23941148
>loses thousands on some single stock gamble
>frustration level 9000%
>I'll have my way!
>makes a schizo tier thread about some fantasy love that not a single person ever experiences

>> No.23942556

Well it was either go spend all my money on partying and maybe get a gf or save money for an opportunity like LINK.
t. 20yo with about $300k in LINK

>> No.23942563

>>23941128
This.

>> No.23942598

why cope?
got my 10/10 16 years old virgin qt at 29. i was kv neet before her
unlike fleeting teenage love, we're still together
literally the only thing you need to get everything you want out of life is not to fall for memes
>you must go to college
>you must wagecuck
>you must date your own age
>you must be 6 feet tall
>you must be ripped
>your networth must be 6 figures
>you must have a great looking face
all of this is bullshit
"just bee yourself" is the only non-meme meme. but retards misinterpret that as thinking smoking pot, playing video games, gambling on stocks and watching anime is a "personality". you can't be "yourself", a person of your own, if everything you do is consuming a product other people made
having passions, expressing them and being interested in the other person is enough to make most worthwhile women fall in love with you, simply because the average man is an apathetic, boring sack of shit

>> No.23942618

>>23941056
Experienced all of this.

>> No.23942637 [DELETED] 

Bros is it worth it taking the girl virginity?

I fucked many women, even had girls with almost zero experience and had to teach them everything, but I was never literally the first dick in a girl. Started late, I'm now 26 and sometimes feel like Im less of a man because of that. What to do?

>> No.23942766

Thank you, faggot, I am now depressed again.

Fuck you, you cunt.

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>>23941056
>Kek valuing women beyond procreation
Holy fuck bro boy do I feel bad for you. The older I get the more I detest them and their modern proclivities.

Fuck women. You incels were spared the vagina jew. Remember that. Guess what all women love....Money. lt is impossible for them never to value it. They are sinful creatures despite being very hot. Just keep thek in their place. Take the high road dont be a pathetic simp.

>> No.23942785

>not knowing this pasta
jeez how new are you guys? go back

>> No.23942788

>>23941056
i had all that from 15 to like 22. was easier before social network bullshit i guess. t. 37 y/o boomer.

>> No.23942984

>>23941056
I don't, friend.

>> No.23943020

>>23941056
i found me teenage love when i was 17. her name is VALUE and we have a very healthy relationship

>> No.23943043

>>23941056
>>All the good ones are taken
I can one up that. When the good ones aren't taken, they still don't want you.

>> No.23943058

>>23941510
You overestimate how well memories are stored in the brain. I have forgotten so much shit. Everything is a blur. And I'm only 26.

>> No.23943105

>>23942518
I'm unemployed and missed out on a lot. Could have been way worse tho, at least I was /fit/ that saved me.

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>>23941056

teenage love is only something you desire if you like white girls

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