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I am fucked guys. I am getting sued for car accident in CA. Their team is going after my assets which are less than 50k. However, I have assets in CRYPTO over 500k. Do I have to tell the court that I have crypto assets? How do protect my self from being jewed?

>> No.23922776

>>23922761
you have to give in the private key goy

>> No.23922804

>>23922761
should have had car insurance. if it were me i'd 'develop' a drug addiction and disappear most of my assets

>> No.23922832

The company I work for does business in California and those spics are always suing for workplace related issues

>> No.23922833

>>23922761
Buy gold, bury that shit in the hills and then tell them you forgot where it is. Crypto keeps transaction records, they already know about it.

>> No.23922834

>>23922804
I was in the process of renewing my insurance after finishing uni this year and my luck isn't that great.

>> No.23922855

>>23922761
you transferred all your linkies to a private wallet and lost the keys in an unfortunate boating accident

>> No.23922919
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>>23922761
Only 1 answer anon.
XMR for crypto freedom

>> No.23922937

>>23922761
describe the night in question and how much did you have to drink?

tell your lawyer to try and negotiate a settlement that isn't all your assets

>> No.23922938

>>23922919
That what I am thinking of doing; however, i'll never been able to cash out something as big as 500k.

>> No.23922957

Deny it. Play dumb. Tell them you have no money.

The court day might never come with the way covid is going.

Larp thread it seems

>> No.23922960

>>23922761
did you kill someone OP?

>> No.23922981

>>23922937
I was meeting up with a friend and we were eating mountain mike Pizza in Cuckfornia. I had about 5-3-4 shot of vodka and wine. I talked with my lawyer and I am going to lose my car according to my lawyer for sure. Though my lawyer doesn't even know anything about my linkies and eth.

>> No.23923009

Why didn’t you have insurance? Also what kind of damages did you cause? Don’t act like a nigger. Pay up whatever damages you caused through your own fault and next time get fucking car insurance before you kill a wagecuck who is just working to support his wife and kids and you just fucked up an entire family.

>> No.23923023

>>23922960
Fortunately, I did not kill anyone. However, the victim upper right shoulder is fucked and something is up with his lower back.

>> No.23923032

>>23923023
stop being a jew and just pay up. that guy you hit is probably fucked for his entire life

>> No.23923042

>>23923023
Maybe you should pay for your mistakes instead of the injured party

>> No.23923058

>>23923023
Put it all in XMR
Is what I'd do. Pay for your crimes, but don't let them jew you.
It's the code of hammurabi of babylon;an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. Don't be a jew and give less and don't be jewed and give more

>> No.23923067
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23923067

>>23922761
living in KEKfornia unironically. KYS spic and kike lover

>> No.23923073

>>23923032
>>23923042
>>23923058
I'm going to lose most of my assets in the bank, stocks, my car, savings. However, I can't bare the thought of losing my crypto.

>> No.23923074

Drink drivers deserve a bullet in the head.

>> No.23923088

>>23922833
Nobody wants gold fag, simply get ”hacked” anon . Ian balina did this, you can follow what he did, it’s also a total tax write off

>> No.23923107

>>23923088
It's either I get hacked, buy XMR, or tell the fucking court about my crypto holdings. I'm pretty sure that cuckafornia is going to make my dump all of my coins.

>> No.23923123

>>23922761
Imagine having over 500k and still not getting a $50 uber ride home when you're too drunk to drive.
Get fucked. I hope they find every penny.

>> No.23923132

>>23922981
The size of damages shouldn't have anything to do with the amount of assets you own; there was a dumbfuck kid in Oregon that lit a wildfire that caused millions in damages, thats on him the rest of his life and he owns dick. The settlement figure is what is being negotiated. Your lawyer tries to get lowest price, their lawyer starts out high, they meet in the middle someplace. You pay that, it doesn't matter how you get the money.

>> No.23923137

>>23922981
Don't tell him, and hide your crypto. He will just charge you more. Take the L and move out of the state, or you're ngmi. Not to Texas tho, were full.

>> No.23923140

Lawyers are boomers so they probably won’t ask if you have crypto. But it will be suspicious if you don’t work and don’t collect NEET bucks so they will know there are assets somewhere to take. You should pay for your mistakes though. You fucked up a guys life if you don’t pay for it then i hope uninsured spic will leave you in a wheelchair someday. Lesson here /biz: Americans are niggers and Jews, don’t trust any of them to compensate you ever, and BUY THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT OF UNDERINSURED MOTORIST COVERAGE - I guarantee you the state minimum liability insurance that 90% of drivers have will not cover a serious injury. And then you have Americans like OP you don’t even have insurance.

>> No.23923167

did you get fucked for DUI?

>> No.23923181

>>23923167
like did you have a high BAC after the crash

>> No.23923217

It’s the same here in kangarooland, a guy in my area got bashed on his way home from work by 2 kiwi apes, he ended up with brain damage and couldn’t walk properly or speak well even years later and victims of crime gave him 24k(took two years just to get this) And he gets disability which is fkall, maybe 300 aud a week

>> No.23923222

>>23923181
License is gone.
>>23923167
BAC was over 0.47%.
>>23923137
They don't know anything about my CRYPTO; however, they are going to found out due to the fact I sent the funds to coinbase via my bank.

>> No.23923235

>>23923222
>BAC was over 0.47%.
jesus fucking christ you deserve to lose your license permanently.
fuck you, stop being such an irresponsible asshole and pay up for your mistakes.

>> No.23923252

>>23923217
The victim has medical fortunately; he is from India and he is responsible for taking care of his grandmother and his mother. He'll be getting SSDI for now.

>> No.23923257

>>23922855
Why? This isnt the way if you ask me, note id never recommend something like this, but for fungibility and laundering cash is king. Op would unironically be best cashing out immediately and then cheating whatever cheats he wanted to do to somehow later be cashed out?

>> No.23923267

>>23923222
you literally are close to overdosing on alcohol, what the fuck made you think you were able to drive

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>>23923267
>you literally are close to overdosing on alcohol, what the fuck made you think you were able to drive
Maybe all the alcohol in his system impaired his decision making abilities

>> No.23923321

>>23923267
Uber was charing $67 dollars and this is the result of being cheap.. I am fucked for life and I have fucked some else life.

The other sad thing is that the guy is a former foster youth and he was getting his life together. He was Interning for tech company and was at the last year of his university.

Due to the injury in his upper right shoulder, he can't type with his right arm; however, he can still use his left..

The other shitty part is he takes care of his grandmother and his mother too...I want to KMS.

>> No.23923324

If he cashes out they will see it. Get fucket op

>> No.23923336

Drunk drivers should be publicly executed. You killed my father when I was 22.

>> No.23923339

I guess it was a really bad crash. Sucks for all

>> No.23923341

>>23923311
>not having a designated driver or some other plan before you drink
they make you learn this shit in drivers ed.
>>23923321
you should just come clean. don't tell the opponents but tell your lawyer. you can hide it but just be prepared to never spend that money again.

>> No.23923344

>>23923222
never mind you used coinbase so the IRS already knows how much you have. if you try hiding it you will get fucked even harder.

>> No.23923349

>>23923321
Well at least you understand the severity if your actions.

>> No.23923351

>>23923321
i would just make a deal with the other driver. Youre pretty confident like all of us link will go up so you pay him monthly or something all agreed upon in a contract so he ends up with the same amount but you have more time to pay it. And seriously dude stop drinking the jew juice.

>> No.23923369

>>23923321
Pay to those you hurt anon your lucky your alive lost 2 buddies from them driving over the limit your lucky dont fuck over someone you hurt from your shit decision

>> No.23923374

>>23923339
He scheduled to go for a surgery for his lower back. Since the accident, he has not been able to get up at all. I saw him doing his homework and work with his left hand while laying in the hospital yesterday when I went to visit and drop off some food.

if they don't fix his lower back; will I need to be paying payments for the rest of my life to his family?

>> No.23923413

>>23923222
I think you meant 0.047, how can you not drive like that, that's barely drunk? I can drive perfectly with 0.08, it's not that hard

>> No.23923423

Course not dumbass. You forgot your ledger password, remember. Maybe you’ll remember it again when this all blows over. No point even mentioning if can’t access it.

>> No.23923485

you seem far too dumb to hide your assets properly on your own
why isnt your lawyer trying to settle with his lawyer out of court?
If the guy gets a half decent lawyer they are going to figure out pretty quickly that you have the crypto

>> No.23923534

>>23923485
The lawyers are trying to settle this out of court.

On the side note,
The bank account that I used to fund my coinbase account has been closed and so far the court has no ordered me to provide information on that account. However, the Forensic Analyst is going to ask for more documentation

>> No.23923549

>>23923534

The bank account I used to fund my coinbase account was closed by me in 2018 and so far no one has question anything about that bank account.

>> No.23923652

>>23922761
XMR fixes this.

Or, Glitch if you can get in private.

>> No.23923734
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23923734

>>23923073
Maybe don’t text and drive or maybe be a little more careful you stupid Cali commie fuck . Only good thing about this is that the guy you perma toy fucked for life was probably a stupid commie faggot like you. Dumb bitch. Get fucked .

>> No.23923789

>>23922957
In that case Kleros court would certainly take over

>> No.23923801

>>23923073
Simply don’t then
Be prepared to leave USA and never come back, but sure it could work

>> No.23923859

>>23922761
Don't tell em dumb fuck.
Also not having car insurance are you a junkie? This is why you have insurance Hamilton you are a textbook example.

>> No.23923872

>>23923023
He's probably full of shit. Can he provide medical proof beyond him saying it hurts?

>> No.23923912

>>23923252
He's definitely scamming you. I bet he's good friends with the doctor. Request your own physician confirm his medical results.

>> No.23924159

>>23922761
I just reported this thread to the FBI. They are back tracing your IP and identifying you as we speak. I have no sympathy for drunk drivers. Shame on you.

>> No.23924168

>>23923252
Oh you are being scammed. Lol get a 3rd party doctor.

>> No.23924213

>>23922981
You should just be sent to prison so you dont kill anyone driving.

>> No.23924261

>>23923137
>full of spics, niggers, amd californians
ftfy

>> No.23924339

>>23923252
You're being scammed you fucking idiot. It's called insurance fraud. There are dedicated teams of people who go around looking for suckers like you. You get into an accident, they make it seem like half of their body has been broken, and they proceed to put up huge numbers in what you'll have to pay after they're done suing you. Then magically, right before your court date, they say they're willing to settle out of court.

And if it's not, well idk what to tell you. Apparently you were fucking wasted and decided to drive, and you almost killed someone and yourself. This isn't a simple auto accident; your negligence almost cost someone's life. If they're truly as hurt as you described and this isn't a scam, they're going to do a move that's referred often as "suing your balls off". Good luck in court man.

>> No.23924366

>>23923023
lower back pain is some of the worse pain ive experienced literally cant sit or stand up, can only lay down

>> No.23924421

>>23923252
THIS IS A SCAM OP
AS SOON AS YOU SAID "INDIA" SHIT REEKS OF SCAM
don't give a cent to these disgusting poos
get a 3rd party check
fuck them

>> No.23924750

>>23923023
Doesn't insurance cove this in the US?

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>>23924421
100% Correct.

>> No.23924808

>>23923734
this. OP is a horrible person. the fact OP is mostly concerned about his linkies than permanently injuring another person is fucked in the head.
Hope he cries in court.

>> No.23924822

>>23923534
youre going to lose everything :)

>> No.23924839

>>23923023
Personal injury Anon here. You are gonna be dealing with this for a solid two years. Usually many months of treatments and constant delays for the epidural injections and Chiropractic adjustments. If I were you I'd start looking for an attorney to look through your case and mention that you have made some investments and wonder if it will be affected

>> No.23924863

>>23923023
>>23922981

Bruh you crippled someone for LIFE. This is going to haunt you unless you make amends.

>> No.23924887

>>23924159
/biz/ is full of some of the most horrible people ive ever seen. Nobody here is a cool neet that has pure innocent goals of crypto. like finding a wife and getting a nice house. Most people on /biz/ are corrupt degenerate assholes like OP that just want to spend their linkies on drugs, hoes, and debauchery. Imagine being so obsessed with vodka, you chug a container before speeding down the highway in a sports car. Imagine what kind of a person does this. Its disgusting

>> No.23924888

>>23923073

time to move to Indonesia and lay low for 7 years

>> No.23924905

>>23922761
You need to all in on PNK immediately and sue back on Kleros Court. I can recommend my cousin sanjeet who is an expert lawyer in the field of kleros kar kourt

>> No.23924946

>>23923374

Well duh, you robbed this man of 50 years of income through proper work. Possibly condemning his family to starvation. You better get some real good passive income.

>> No.23924959

>>23922761
Did u guys settle this with Kleros? If not, I doubt its settled in a fair way

>> No.23925024

>>23923374
How bad is your stress level? Do you have emotional support in your life? A gf? A family you’re close with? At least you’re not in prison. Be thankful

>> No.23925037

Don't listen to all these cucks OP. Just go full machivelian and forget about this guy as soon as the court case is over. You need to liquidate your assets and either hide the cash itself somewhere or buy some assets like hold as others are mentioning. The point is to maintain the value til the court case is over, doesn't matter if gold isnt rocketing anytime soon, just make sure its not something thats going to crash. Diversification is advised. Since your clearly from the US I would go full schizo and literally just fucking bury it somewhere in the wilderness (maybe even more than one place) but make sure therss eome easy way of you remembering where it is even if you forget you'll just be able to follow vetain clues. Like go along a certain trial but then at a certain memorable point you walk of it in a certain direction until you reach something significant (just like a big tree or something not too obvious).

You also need a good excuse like maybe say you turned it into cash to buy alcohol with (IMPORTANT: actually buy a load of alcoholic's booze and empty them and keep them around your house). Maybe stagger the liquidation over a period of time to make it more believable.

God speed anon and fuck the feds.

>> No.23925055

>>23922761
XMR is your best, most secure way

>> No.23925182

>>23922834
Nigger driving without insurance

>> No.23925937

>>23923032
this
pay the fuck up.

>> No.23925955

>>23923074
yes. they do.

>> No.23925970

>>23923321
>The other shitty part is he takes care of his grandmother and his mother too...I want to KMS.
give them your wallet. They will drop the suite if you just give it to them.

>> No.23925985

>>23923336
shit, I feel sorry for you anon

>> No.23926075

>>23922981
Hope you lose your entire crypto money. That might teach how you to be a responsible adult and not some drunk driving retard. Do you even understand that you could have killed someone or are you too worried about your money?

>> No.23926094

>>23922834
so you were driving uninsured, serves you right lol

>> No.23926126

>>23923073
You fucked up another person, and it's all your own fault. Stop thinking about yourself, and own up to it. Pay them what you owe them.

I swear I'll tip them off to this thread if you don't.

>> No.23926151

>>23923321
This is a shitty situation dude and I do feel for you, but you have to what's right. If the man needs money to recover you'll have to provide it in any way you possible can including your crypto. Obviously killing yourself is not the optimal way of dealing with this so stop even entertaining those thoughts. This is bad but not bad enough to lose your life over it.

>> No.23926319

>>23922981
Should have went to McDonald's instead of eating fucking pizza. This is Sergey's way of punishing you for lacking faith.

>> No.23926362

>>23922981
you should be sued for 1 millon bucks

>> No.23926368

>>23922834
You are retarded. Talk to a lawyer

>> No.23926475

>>23926319
kek

>> No.23926825

>>23922938
>That what I am thinking of doing; however, i'll never been able to cash out something as big as 500k
Yeah, yeah you will, in time with enough thought. If you are not a larp, the only thing you need to ask yourself is can the insurance company investigators find out about your crypto. They are very very good so think hard about this.

>> No.23926860

>>23923009
Insurance won't cover you if you're over the limmit

>> No.23926880

>>23923074
Based

>> No.23926939

This is your moral compass on crypto.

>> No.23926983

>>23924808
>the fact someone is more concerned about himself than someone else who is a stranger is fucked in the head

>> No.23926998

>>23922834
jesus there are actually people this retarded in the world

how hard is it to understand, no insurance = no driving

>> No.23927034

>>23926368
>>23926998
I agree with you on the rule but the tone and use of absolute statements... what the fuck kind of asslickers are you irl?

>> No.23927079

>>23923023
You deserve to lose everything.

>> No.23927097

>>23926998
>drives sloshed and without insurance
>gets in accident
yeah op was really asking for his life to get fucked up

>> No.23927119

>>23927097
No bro you don’t understand! He’s just “unlucky”!

>> No.23927173

>>23923222
U coulda killed somebody asshole

>> No.23927328

>>23926998
like 10% of all drivers in the US are uninsured. it's a clown world. a few years ago i was in an accident with some dumb spic in a beat to shit SUV. she refused to take my information but i demanded her name, phone #, took her license plate, etc. i imagine it was a 99% chance she had no insurance. geico never said anything about it but they paid my claim.

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23927332

>>23927328
>honk honk

>> No.23927357

Imagine suing OP. When you win the court transfers his 40k link stack directly into your wallet and then you make it in OPs place.

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23927381

>>23922761
>I have assets in CRYPTO over 500k
You mean an <unknown> amount of assets right anon?

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23927394

Wow what a pile up!
Complete car-tastrophy!
Choo choo, chwain wweck!
I hope you've got Ambrosus crypto!!

>> No.23927430

>>23922761
you need to create your own token, invest all of your Crypto, then "rug" it (send to a secret wallet). Then you can say you lost it all in a rug.

>> No.23927502

>>23924213
I dont want to support drunk driving either

>> No.23927536

>>23927430
"I lost my tokens in a rugging accident"

>> No.23928233

>>23922834
>my luck isn't that great
i think you mean lazy, dumb faggot

>> No.23928243

>>23923023
go die fucking faggot hope they rape you in jail

>> No.23929204

>>23922834
>I was in the process of renewing my insurance
Since no one has explicitly said it: You're meant to sort out the renewal BEFORE the current insurance expires, retard.

>> No.23929282

>>23923321


And you’re still trying to hide 500k from him to pay for his medical bills


Alcoholics are sub human scum and deserve the rope.

>> No.23929315

you bought cold storage and lost it in bumblefuck arizona

>> No.23929329

>>23923023
>Driving drunk
>No insurance due to lazyness
>California
Hope you get 10 years.

>> No.23929349

>>23925024
My stress less are over the charts right now. There is also the possibility of going to prision.

>> No.23929394

>>23922761
>Do I have to tell the court that I have crypto assets
NO

>> No.23929412

>>23922834
>I was in the process of renewing my insurance after finishing uni this year and my luck isn't that great.
This takes like 2 seconds to do online?

>> No.23929586

If you were a pot head instead of a drinker you wouldn't be getting sued

>> No.23929795

>>23923534
Do you have your own lawyers?

>> No.23929798

>>23927328
Insurance is a jewed industry, even here in Canada. The reason why driving uninsured is 10% because if you make ONE mistake ever here, your insurance goes up to unaffordable levels. But you still need to get to work and various other places, so just not driving anymore is NOT an option. Insurance jews just need to fuck off and let people live their lives.

>> No.23930242

>>23922834
Dumb fuck I hope you lose everything

>> No.23930254

>>23922981

You deserve it for driving drunk. Get fucked. I hope they take everything from you.

>> No.23930270

>>23929798
i had accident forgiveness but i did shop insurance while the accident was still on my record (3 years.) my rates would have went up about 200%, my first and only accident/claim in my decade of driving. it's a jew scam. literally would be cheaper to insure yourself.

>> No.23930294

>>23929349
You should go to prison you dumb fuck. Oh yeah btw you're gonna be paying this settlement for the rest of your life enjoy getting your wages garnished forever if anyone will even hire a fucking idiot felon like you.

>> No.23930346

>>23923321
desu you owe him at least half of it anyway. Just try and pay monthly and in full, you'll feel way better about the situation if you do.

>> No.23930386

>>23930270
Pay him something out of pocket if you can. If you're dead broke just hang on a month or two before you dish out anything, I'm pretty sure civil breakdown is going to happen in that timeframe and you'll slip through the cracks.

>> No.23930412

>>23930386
repairs were a new front bumper, new headlight (just one), repair the hood for slight bowing, new radiator support, new AC condenser, all on a 2014 ford focus. it was like $5k between parts and labor. gotta love how consumer friendly new cars are.

>> No.23930415

>>23922761
Imagine owning anything in your own name.

>> No.23930418

>>23922834
Get fucked faggot. If you smashed into me without insurance i'd personally rob you for everything you're worth and make you tongue my anus, fucking nigger.

>> No.23930419

>>23923074
Pussy

>> No.23930434

People get so self righteous over drunk driving. It isn't any different than other forms of reckless driving: serious speeding, driving sleepy, having your phone out.

This guy should get his punishment for being a retard but those of you asking that he be executed are just hysterical MADD fags

>> No.23930452

This is a LARP.
The BS from OP is blatant.
Id worry more about jail time or the $15k-$20k it cost to fight a dui.

t.Georgetown lawyer.

>> No.23930458

>>23930434
People get pissed at drunk driving cause its obvious and completely controllable.

>> No.23930492

>>23930458

All forms of reckless operation are your own choice. 99% of the time driving drunk isn't going to result in an accident, people make dumb risks.

This guy didn't have insurance and he hurt somebody in his negligence, yeah he's going to pay a serious price for it and will probably never do it again, but save me the pulpit speech. The things people do routinely on the roads give me a heart attack every day and those don't involve drinking.

>> No.23930836

>>23930458
Look, some guys can drink and drive, some can't. What is drunk? Really?

>> No.23930916

>>23922761
you're a fucking retard should have called pajeet to Uber u home. I have no sympathy and now you are in the Jews clutches. fucking faggot. regardless u don't need to part with your crypto. they literally can't do shit lol.

>> No.23930937

>>23930916
didn't mean to use a name in that post

>> No.23930951

>>23922834
What actually happened
>I'm a retard and forgot to renew my insurance or I'm a dumb faggot who thought I didn't need insurance.

>> No.23931066

>>23930434

>isnt any different than other forms of driving

The whole point is there's pretty much no way to justify drunk driving. Speeding or drowsy driving depending on the circumstances I could be sympathetic with. Getting smashed and then deciding to drive home shows a lack of character and extreme stupidity.

>t. drunk drove several times with increasing levels of severity until I quit drinking for good

>> No.23931609
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23931609

>>23922761
Use this as a chance to get a good ass lawyer (15-20k) and hopefully they can make it disappear. I don't know if 0.4 was a typo to mean 0.04 but they can work wonders. If your crypto is in a wallet don't mention it, if it's in Coinbase exchange then sorry dude. I hate MADD and all the dumb bootlicking niggers in this thread. Good Luck OP

>> No.23932269

>>23922981
So linkies are drunk driving no insurance infantile menaces to society imagine my lack of shock

>> No.23932315

>>23923321
I'm actually really happy you you got one of the h-1bs. I am also happy to see a linkie get destroyed.

>> No.23932456

>>23922834
post nose

>> No.23932542

>>23932315
There you go OP, if it's an H1B, hide your money and tell no one; if it's a white person, give them your wallet.