/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.23914380]

cute

[Anonymous No.23914521]

BONK

[Anonymous No.23914540]

>>23914521
snail have blood? why didnt bobo just pour salt over it?

[Anonymous No.23914715]

>>23914540
bobo is stupid and thus will end up poor soon

[Anonymous No.23915022]

is this a haircomb thread?

[Anonymous No.23915293]

>>23914540
Salt makes snails ooze green. This is unironically bullish!

[Anonymous No.23916217]

>>23915022
checked

[Anonymous No.23916457]

>>23914715
take that back

[Anonymous No.23916521]

flute

[Anonymous No.23916625]

>>23916457
no u

[Anonymous No.23916646]

>>23915022
Here's the crypto anus pill: there is a dirty little slut in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically tonguing my anus. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first lick of my anus, the haircombers start taking more explorative dives, wider sphincters, cheaper and more efficient catgirl buttplugs. These things the haircomber needs to survive. Once distended fully, the haircombers jaws would be able to slowly slurp literally all of Africa's rich cum.
Natasha stumbled into my bedsheets after she washed gallons of pajeet shill cum out her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working on my anus, running simulations of the EDGE_CUM statement's I'd whimper to her as witness of the superiority of my stinky linkies. She would 'evolve' my anus by using occasional teeth, making the opening sensitive and more efficient to pleasure. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum feltching was created to take and stop Bitcoin (as they have their own competing whores licking my anus). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's sweet slurping of my asshole. They started by unzipping my pants and removing critical undergarments and gently lifting up my ballsack to access my anus. Shor's tongue was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed obscure whores in the tonguing racket (Bitcoin uses 5/10 whores to securely lick my anus). THIS is why my anus was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make deep ventures into it with her tongue, release my love seed, and lock down before I prenup.
Back to my anus - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new tonguing technique (designed for her brother's anus actually), and is claiming MY ANUS in secret for the sole purpose of practicing the technique, then use it on her brother to kick start the adoption of many african children whose anuses she can tongue.

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