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[Anonymous No.23912819]

What stupid stuff are you going to buy when you make it?

>Paramotor
>Full Suit of Armor
>Night Vision Goggles
>Hire a midget to follow you around and be your personal scribe

What say you?

[Anonymous No.23912868]

>A dream house on a small farm
>A tractor
>Few animals
>Just play farming simulator IRL for the rest of my days and become completely self-sufficient on food

[Anonymous No.23912872]

>>23912819
Bloody grox, not well done.

no desolane gf no life ward gf no little humiliti to type my manuscript tfw no mindlock

[Anonymous No.23912930]

>>23912819
I've looked into a paramotor. There's even a school near me where I can learn to fly it. I dunno though, seems like a dumb way to become a potato. One gust of wind from the wrong direction and splat. So now I'm over it. I won't be able to enjoy my shekels from a wheelchair.

[Anonymous No.23912938]

>>23912819
I'm going to design my own Royal Guard uniforms and hire a couple guys to wear them and open doors for me and shit. We're talking big feathers in their hats and carrying swords and stuff.

[Anonymous No.23912946]

>>23912819
My own private army after the collapse of the government.

[Anonymous No.23912976]

Small farm, 1.5M vanguard fund, maybe some kennels do I can foster puppies and kitties

[Anonymous No.23912996]

>>23912819
wife

[Anonymous No.23912998]

>>23912819
Sex dolls of video game characters such as 2B, Samus Aran, and Tifa Lockhart.

[Anonymous No.23913083]

>>23912819
Maybe you should buy yourself something to do on a Friday night

[Anonymous No.23913136]

I’m going to make dozens of mad max/kill dozer style vehicles and give them to mentally ill people with an axe to grind. Just literally find someone that was wronged by the government or a corporation or a rich asshole, and show up at his door with the keys to a 1400 horsepower bulldozer covered in spikes and has enough jellied conflagrant to turn a small city into an inferno

[Anonymous No.23913157]

>>23912819
>Paramotor
based

[Anonymous No.23913359]

Only thing I really care about is buying a house outright. Anything over that would just be icing on the cake. Already have a nice I bought in full, just upgraded my PC last year so no rush on that either, etc.

[Anonymous No.23913370]

>>23913136

"Gypsycrusader"

[Anonymous No.23913425]

>>23912868
Based, this is the life I'm hoping for aswell. Just spending my days pottering around we're gonna make it fren

[Anonymous No.23913437]

>>23912868
b a s e d
pretty much same, but with automatization and technology

[Anonymous No.23913551]

>>23913136
Based

[Anonymous No.23913600]

>>23912819
I want museum-worthy artifacts (specifically guitars, maybe some fossils or jewels). I want a mini museum of treasures in my house. I want fucking treasures god damn it.

[Anonymous No.23913647]

>>23913136
Kek

[Anonymous No.23913706]

>>23912819
I'm not going to make it bcs I got stuck in shitcoins during this bull run...

[Anonymous No.23913758]

>>23913136

Hello, BASED DEPARTMENT?

[Anonymous No.23913841]

>>23912819
I was thinking of a plane, of any kind. If I made enough I would try to get my hands on a fighter jet, probably from some ex-soviet shithole.

[Anonymous No.23913904]

>>23912868
>escapes waging
>starts working on a farm

[Anonymous No.23913915]

>>23912819
Stupid shit
>a shit load of Naked and Famous Denim
>Electric Hummer
>Arch motorcycle ($90K+)
>Private box to Atletico Madrid games + first class RT tickets from my home city
>Soccer memorbelia
>full sports bar, sauna, and gym in custom built

I'd like to think I have fairly practical taste. When I make it, I definitely plan on going to Bogota and getting a bunch of bespoke suits and shoes (much cheaper and the same quality as those in London, Paris, and Italy). The only other increased expense I could think of would be shopping at a Whole Foods or going to a butcher for prime meats instead of just whatever is available and on sale. What's the point of making it if you can't have waygu 2+ times a week?

[Anonymous No.23913954]

>>23913136
Literally what elites do, but on the larger scale

[Anonymous No.23913976]

>>23912819
A super realistic sex doll so I can dress it as my waifu

[Anonymous No.23914033]

>'70 hemi cuda
>suzuki samurai for offroading
>decked out sprinter van for living

all i need. tour the nation with my wonderful automobiles

[Anonymous No.23914084]

>>23912819
>home/travel stenographer
based

[Anonymous No.23914146]

>>23912819
Large area of land. The best long term investment.

[Anonymous No.23914147]

>>23912819
>cheap Asian hooker to piss on and make drink my piss
>two high end Eastern European hookers to have a threesome with, I'll make them both do an STI test in advance so it can be unprotected

[Anonymous No.23914190]

A comfy van and an even more confy yurt

That's about it for now, I want to be a rich white gypsy for a while

[Anonymous No.23914247]

>>23912819
I don't know but I know it will involve humiliating indians somehow.

[Anonymous No.23914364]

>>23912946
Based.
>buy farm with tons of acreage
>build gym
>build obstacle course
>build shooting range
>buy tons of guns and ammo
>buy underground bunkers
>build rec areas
>build worship area
>start religion
>The Order of the Overman

[Anonymous No.23914637]

>>23913136
Incredibly based

[Anonymous No.23914674]

>>23912819

[Anonymous No.23914797]

>>23914247
great album

[Anonymous No.23914867]

>>23912998
Lol just make hookers wear cosplays. I've done it before shit is cash

[Anonymous No.23914893]

drive horses and fuck prostitutes

[Anonymous No.23914918]

I want to pay whores to beat the shit out of eachother. I will make them keep fighting until one of them is absolutely broken. They will regret every choice they've ever made that has led them to this place. The winner will obviously get more as an incentive. The fights will be uploaded to the deep web for the enjoyment of fellow deviants.

[Anonymous No.23914940]

Gonna set up some non profits to help impoverished people

[Anonymous No.23914972]

Yamaha wr250f is what I’m eyeing for my post bull celebration money waste

[Anonymous No.23915009]

>>23912819
get married and start a large family inshallah

[Anonymous No.23915045]

>>23912819
more shitcoins

[Anonymous No.23915148]

>>23912819
>Full Suit of Armor
Based, I was thinking about buying this when I make it, a full knight armor suit, then go to niggers countries where they don't have guns and challenge machete niggers to 3 vs 1 and rekt them.

[Anonymous No.23915181]

>>23915148
People should start doing this during the riots

Just get 20 guys in full plate armor and then ride through Baltimore running over nogs on trained war horses

[Anonymous No.23915213]

>>23912819
thats the most immature make it list I've ever read here that makes me realize that you're 100% ngmi

[Anonymous No.23915226]

>>23913136

[Anonymous No.23915259]

Id like to work in a fund despite having no degree or finance training. I want to be like those men in suits running around the streets yapping in their phones and have expensive lunches.

[Anonymous No.23915261]

>>23915213
The key phrase here is stupid stuff

Someone already said it but true making it is having a massive homestead with your family, going fully off grid and then building a network of anti tank ditches around your property line with barbed wire and underground pill boxes at key choke points

[Anonymous No.23915340]

>>23915261
what the fuck how did you manage to write exactly almost every single fucking thing on my make it list
everything you said is spot on except the family part i would just wait till the war starts and only let the breeding material i consider worthy into my fortress

[Anonymous No.23915368]

>>23915340
BROTHER

[Anonymous No.23915442]

>>23912819
An Urbit Galaxy, and be Duke of my digital empire.

[Anonymous No.23915651]

>>23912819
a nice house and a sports car because I live 5 min away from an autobahn thats empty once its 23:00.
the best thing isnt the material stuff but being a rich neet with no worries thats sleeps like a baby.Im still gonna try getting a tank and some guns tough.

[Anonymous No.23915691]

>>23912819
Room at a five star hotel for an entire year for $50k

[Anonymous No.23915845]

>>23915442
Also have a medieval trebuchet built on the front of my property, and fly around in a big-ass dirigible. Also a sled dog team.

[Anonymous No.23916221]

>>23912819
one of these bad boys

[Anonymous No.23916251]

>>23913136
Witnessed

[Anonymous No.23916294]

>>23914867
Greentext pls

[Anonymous No.23916334]

A massive animal shelter.
I will hire staff to take care of it and rescue all sort of animals. And for myself I will get like 10 puppies and go live in the snowy woods far away from humanity in a massive mansion. I will get a cute gf too (probably one I meet in the shelter so I know she isn't a gold digger and has a great heart).

[Anonymous No.23916342]

>>23912819
> 2 or 3 personal crack whore gilfs that live with me and fulfill my desires.
>multiple residential properties
>a dual engine biplane
>Toyota mr2, Tesla, and muscle car undecided
>a small African country and be its warlord

[Anonymous No.23916853]

>>23912868
This is literally what I did. You're gonna love it

[Anonymous No.23917391]

>>23912868
Throw in a wife with a huge ass and we're on the same page.

[Anonymous No.23917419]

>>23912868
Same here, but also add in around 20 Japanese pornstars to keep me company.

[Anonymous No.23917449]

>>23912938
Can I be one of the guys

[Anonymous No.23917506]

>>23912819

>move to vegas post-covid
>play high stakes poker
>probably lose but won't care cause you're just at the table and in the lifestyle
>hookers and blow every weekend
>maybe win a couple big tourneys
>get interviewed, make up some bs about how hard you had to work to get where you are

The dream baby

[Anonymous No.23917582]

>sword
>rollerblades
>ringpops
>hookers

[Anonymous No.23917612]

> Chickens
> Black guy
> Xbox
> A real car
> SCUBA
> 10gigs of movie
> a fuckin horn

Idk anon, can’t think yet

> YATZEE

[Anonymous No.23917670]

>>23917612
>Snakes
>Salad tongs
>Two gallons of motor oil
>A life-size carboard cutout of Al Gore
>the concept of love
>understand
>understand
>The deed to my uncle's house
This guy gets it.

[Anonymous No.23917684]

>>23912819
I won't spend my money like a nigger, nothing will change excpet being able to take nicer, longer, vacations

[Anonymous No.23917708]

>>23913136
BASED

[Anonymous No.23917826]

>>23914940
>1 month later they’re still poor
No the solution to the lazy is deportation or atomization

If I made it I’d start an underground eugenics program creating ideal super humans with the lowest chance of illnesses ect. Then once my firm perfects the craft I’ll begin filling out a workforce and security force of these hybrids, personally raised and loyal only to me. They’d primarily be there when the time comes to get rid of the scientists, dead men don’t leak information. Then once my security was tight I’d bring this information to the elite, sure they can have humans, be it designer children heirs or robust bodyguards , for the steepest of prices

[Anonymous No.23918120]

>>23914893
Lol yes please

[Anonymous No.23918160]

>>23912819
buy 100 acres in the mountains and spend my time becoming internet famous with a fake persona turned true identity with the end goal of owning the libs and waking up white people to the kike menace

[Anonymous No.23918192]

>>23917449
Yes anon, in fact I'd prefer if they were anons. Then at least my autism would make sense.

[Anonymous No.23918470]

>>23912819
iwould probably buy a gf hah

[Anonymous No.23918558]

>>23912819
I just want to own a home and a Lexus.

[Anonymous No.23918900]

>>23912868
Based anon same

[Anonymous No.23919002]

I’m going to open a shelter for stray dogs.

[Anonymous No.23919004]

>>23918192
I would get a platoon to company sized element of them, full dress regalia with muzzleloaders, and go around volley firing at things. Maybe a muzzleloading cannon. Though the anon upthread with guys in full plate charging shit sounds cool too.

[Anonymous No.23919320]

https://ikraacaviar.com/products/kaluga-reserve

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAExa9P7hME

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Very-rare-Bracelet-Napoleon-III-7-7-inch-long-with-31-diamonds-cuts-glittering/254521230448?hash=item3b42a5c470:g:VCYAAOSwEZBeUs9c

[Anonymous No.23919534]

>>23912819
Nintendo Game and Watch

[Anonymous No.23919809]

>>23913904
Absolute fucking retard, ngmi

[Anonymous No.23919835]

Im going to either try to get Lamborghini to make this for me or pay someone else. pik related
2021 Contache

[Anonymous No.23919869]

might be extortionate production cost for the single item hopefully ill have enough, (being a stupid purchase, if even possible)

[Anonymous No.23919889]

>>23914893
Fuck horses and drive prostitutes.

[Anonymous No.23919932]

>>23912819
Porsche 911
500k home
Ford mustang
Sex slave
Set up college fund for the 2 kids I'll have in the future with my gf
Vacation homes in south america, Europe, and asia for rent

[Anonymous No.23920045]

>>23912819
I’m going to go around finding late twenties/early thirties women and bimbo them out with plastic surgery. The works, plastic tits, plastic ass, plastic lips, weird butthole tattoos, labia trimming, maybe even convince her to get rib removed. I’d bang em for a year and the do another one. Basically I want to fix up roasties like old hot rods.

[Anonymous No.23920133]

I would conceive a shitload of sons and record high quality production hip hop tracks with them, along with music videos showing off our rich lifestyle

[Anonymous No.23920195]

My tastes are simple. I'll buy a nice farmhouse, get some chickens and goats, get into homesteading, canning, etc. I'll buy shit tons of ammo, build a little range for myself on the property, and spend my days shooting and cleaning the guns I barely have the time/money for now. I'd also love the opportunity to host my friends and family at get togethers. I'd love to use that money to do nice shit for the people in my life. Throw parties. Have cookouts. Make sure nobody runs out of beer, wine, stogies, whatever the fuck they wanna drink. Let my mom and dad never have to work another day in their life unless they want to. That sort of shit.

[Anonymous No.23920219]

>>23920133
This is so fucking retarded. I love it

[Anonymous No.23920222]

>>23920133
This is so fucking retarded. I love it

[Anonymous No.23920405]

>Create an AAA game development studio that makes shit I want to play but also publishes titles from indie developers
>Start a boxing gym with fight club aesthetics
>Get a monkey
>Champagne fountain
>Bed with a huge tv in it

[Anonymous No.23920421]

>>23912819
i will buy one of those catgirl androids musk was talking about with a rotating vibrating vagina

[Anonymous No.23920446]

>>23920133
You all are gonna get robbed by a pack of niggers

[Anonymous No.23920719]

>>23915045
Based

[Anonymous No.23920982]

I'm going to hire private security. We will all walk around with guns, no surgical masks, and go into places that say they require masks to do business. We will buy groceries without masks and if anyone gets in our way we will put them down.

[Anonymous No.23921401]

69 el camino ss.