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I'm now a licensed stock broker! Which would be cool if it was 1985.

>> No.23911346

>>23911323
Oh fuck i just got so bored when you said that sentence you just said

>> No.23911382

What the hell is the point of those guys walking around market sites with a number and a tablet in 2020?

>> No.23911413

>>23911323
>stock broker
time for bed grandpa

>> No.23911488

Cobgraturation you can now trade stonks

>> No.23911559

>>23911323
Is this /boomer/ general?

>Favorite beer
>Favorite mower
>Favorite running shoes
>Favorite 80s band
>Favorite precious metal
>Favorite sports team
>Favorite fishing lure

Post em
Post em

>> No.23911713

>>23911323
LMFAO

>> No.23911728

>>23911323
how was it?

Im about to start studying for my series 7 but im gonna be working in wealth management

>> No.23911731

oh that's cool...i downloaded robin hood.

>> No.23911751

broker my anus

>> No.23911776

>>23911323
Cool, now you're a certified grunt. Enjoy your bank holiday fallout and year end/tax day corporate lunches (:

>> No.23911813

you need some kind of college cuck degree to take this test? or can i become a certified stock broker using internet knowledge alone?

>> No.23911834

>>23911813
You need to take the SEI as a prerequisite which is now usually done in college or the by firm sponsoring you for your 7/63.

>> No.23911906

>>23911834
>SEI
looks like you can take that one online as an individual too

>> No.23911917

>>23911323
((((((((((((((((((STOCK BROKER))))))))))))))))))

Mazel tov!

>> No.23911963

>>23911559
>Favorite beer
Drinking is for degens
>Favorite mower
John Deere obviously
>Favorite running shoes
New balance
>Favorite 80s band
AcDC
>Favorite precious metal
Silver
>Favorite sports team
Sports are for goyim
>Favorite fishing lure
I hunt like a real man

>> No.23912353

>>23911963
You sound like a total fag

>> No.23912399

>>23911323
Wow now you can be like the wolf of wall street or something. Also please realize that your job is going to get automated any time now.

>> No.23912645
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23912645

Forget about the boomer stocks and get into crypto blue chips like BoringDAO.

DYOR fren, it's worth it.

>> No.23912688

>>23911963
based beyond words

>> No.23912744

>>23911559
>>Favorite beer
I'm allergic
>>Favorite mower
Snapper
>>Favorite running shoes
Running is gay
>>Favorite 80s band
The Cure
>>Favorite precious metal
The Ramones
>>Favorite sports team
John dally
>>Favorite fishing lure
Diving minnow shads for bass

>> No.23912806

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cISYzA36-ZY

>> No.23912851

>>23912744
Pretty based, but the running shoes are for mowing, anon. I also forgot

>Favorite barbecued meat