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> Be me
> 23
> Broke as fuck
> No job due to coronavirus
> No pussy either
> Looking for some place to invest my last kopeks and hopefully get some revenue

this is what no money and 0 pussy does to a desperate mf like myself. Please, help me out.

>> No.23909151

>>23909078
Take out a 20k loan and buy 1 YFI, hold till a million. You’re welcome

>> No.23909176

Just kys

>> No.23909179

>>23909078
Lurk, read for 2 weeks before putting money in anything

>> No.23909225

>>23909151
Don't do this.
Either get a job or take out a loan and buy eth. It's cheap right now,

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23909280

>>23909225
>buy eth
you're going to literally speed up his suicide process only to shill your deadcoin

>> No.23909343

>>23909179
This

Out there are a lot of promising altcoins that could potentially make u win a lot of money (link, ksm, dot, avax, etc), but investing into something you don't understand it's a great failure formula.

>> No.23909365
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23909365

>>23909078
need more information here bro.
how much can you afford to invest? I need numbers.

>> No.23909415

>>23909179
This also you can find a job put your pride aside and get whatever and invest everything. Im 23 also and recently got one after 7 months of being hungry and cold and since im so used to not having money i just invest it all

>> No.23909799

get YFDFI and get 1.2% a day. Seriously

>> No.23910006

>>23909179
2 years

>> No.23910086

>>23909078

Buy SILJ (the index of junior silver miners). Silver will outperform every other asset during this financial reset. Don't get ensnared by crypto, it's a scam.

>> No.23911237

CVP and other tokens which are in PIPT

>> No.23911269

>>23909151
>>23909225
Fpbp except maybe dont take a loan to do it. But yfi is the most based buy