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>you're a teenager.
>you're very high.
>you escape one afternoon with your friends to an unknown place.
>you illegally trespass on the place.
>you come across with a team of devs and unused mining machines all over the place.
>random soldier approaches to you.
STOOOOOP! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE??? QUICK, TELL ME YOUR TOP 3 CRYPTOS OR I'LL SHOOT YOU RIGHT NOW!
>One of your friends says: btc, eth, do...
>BAM.exe
>THE CRAZY MAN SHOOTS YOUR FRIEND IN THE FACE, AND HIS BRAIN ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE.
>NOW, it's yoUR TURN!

>> No.23885397

>>23885363
LINK BTC MONERO DONT SHOOT ME AHHH

>> No.23885442

>>23885363
BTC ETH AND RSR

>> No.23885471

>>23885363
PRQ, Velo, PRQ boost

>> No.23885472

>>23885363
ren farm pickle

>> No.23885477

>pulls out my gun but is too slow and he shoots me
AHHH FUCK HE SHOT ME BROS

>> No.23885512

BTC, LINK, LIT
I know I'm dead

>> No.23885523

LINK, AVAX, LTC

>> No.23885540

>>23885397
>He shoots you in one leg
are you stupid or something? Btc? Seriously, one last chance, stupid fuck

>> No.23885541

>>23885523
based, based, wtf

>> No.23885544
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23885544

OH FUCK OH SHIT LINK AVAX AND KSM PLEASE

>> No.23885570

>>23885363
HEX ETH AND BTC IN THAT ORDER, DON'T SHOOT WE ARE ON THE SAME TEAM

>> No.23885590

>>23885363
>>23885540
Your first post implies btc and eth r cool and then you just flip because youre a shitty storyteller. Ngmi

>> No.23885595

>>23885363
bitbean, bitconnect, and hotdog sir

>> No.23885612

>>23885595
based homeless

>> No.23885614
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23885614

BTC, ETH and LINK PLS GOOD SIR DO NOT SHOOT

>> No.23885615

>>23885363
Uhhh monero brap and chuck-e-cheese token

>> No.23885618

>>23885540
banano
*dies*

>> No.23885622

XRP XHV XMR

>> No.23885636

BTC ETH BAT

>> No.23885656

>>23885363
PIVX, REDD, ARK

>> No.23885707

BTC BTC and BTC

Now give me the gun so I can shot the others anons in this thread.

>> No.23885739

>>23885363
Bitbean, FUN, Golem

>> No.23885754

>>23885363
UH RIPPLE... KLEROS.... UH.. BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.23885806

Luigi, One Coin an- *bang*

>> No.23885837
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23885837

For me, it's none. For I have a masters degree in marketing and I am independent enough to invest my money onto my own life instead of scam sites like bitcoin.

>> No.23885838

>>23885707
Top kek

>> No.23885872

ZEC, XMR, AND I DON'T HAVE A THIRD THEY ARE ALL SHIT

>> No.23885905

>>23885837
>The soldier put the gun down for 2 seconds...
>confusedsmile.jpg
>the soldier shoots in the chest.
>you ended up having a very painful dead.

>> No.23885938

>>23885590
Shut the fuck up, Anon. You don't even know how to read, wtf

>> No.23885940

BOOBA, HAIRCOMB, SURF

>> No.23885975

>>23885837
You won the game

>> No.23886000

>>23885363
BITCONNECT
RIPPLE
LUIGI.FINANCE

>> No.23886072
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23886072

>>23885363
XMR
LINK
ETH
Don't shoot sir pls

>> No.23887081

I only have avax and a family to care for please dont shoot

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23887128

ETH
LINK
PNK
I know he'll welcome me with open arms

>> No.23887197

>>23885363

btc xlm x-xrp

>> No.23887226
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23887226

>>23885363

>tfw /biz/ has better CYOA threads than /tg/

>> No.23887268

>>23885363
LINK, ETH, LINKUP

>> No.23887383

XLM, ALGO, XRP

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23887491

I'm all in weed stocks man, wanna get high together?