First few days wageslaving

[Anonymous No.23884761]

How do you nonces know if a girl at work likes you?

I've been friendly with some of the girls here to see what the market is like. I've been blasting jokes with a girl I like when we're working together but I don't feel anything.
Was speaking to another girl today and instantly got a semi, don't even know how. When we got into close contact I felt a wave of something intense. Like our chemistries matched and I wanted to grab her ass. Is it pheromones? Is it a signal that she wants to bang?

How to explain that feeling bros

[Anonymous No.23884808]

this is the express route to ruining your job

[Anonymous No.23884813]

>>23884761
Dont shit where you eat.

[Anonymous No.23884822]

>>23884761
have sex incel

[Anonymous No.23884838]

>>23884813
It's a 4 week contract lol

[Anonymous No.23884858]

>>23884761
You're just a horny virgin, she is just being nice to you to save face. All women are WHORES. you will learn this as you get older

[Anonymous No.23884874]

>>23884808
>>23884813
these are correct
>>23884822
don't do that

[Anonymous No.23884905]

>>23884874
I'm well aware of the principle but again, it's a temp role. Couldn't give a shit if I lost the job

[Anonymous No.23884908]

holy fuck im trying not to coom stop posting sluts

[Anonymous No.23884945]

>>23884761
Start pushing advances into their head. Say things like “we should go out some time” or “we should go out for drinks some time” but don’t set a dAte cuz it will put pressure on them. Then see how they react to if. If they’re like “uh yeah...sure” it’s a no go, don’t proceed. But if they’re “oh yeah, we definitely should, I wanna suck your dick, anon” then approach topic at next meeting.

>tfw fucked the entire office and got away with it before contract expired.

[Anonymous No.23884972]

>>23884858
Ok incel

[Anonymous No.23885049]

>>23884972
I literally have a child and a wife

[Anonymous No.23885094]

>>23885049
You can still be a loser with a wife. Cockolds etc

[Anonymous No.23885114]

>>23884761
Just grab her bro. Overpower her and put it in. It's going to feel so good.

[Anonymous No.23885119]

>>23884761
>Having a relationship at the workplace
Anon, I....

[Anonymous No.23885149]

>>23885094
Whatever helps you cope dude

[Anonymous No.23885167]

>>23885119
>>Having a relationship in 2020
>Anon, I....

[Anonymous No.23885180]

>>23884761
bitch ugly af, literally life on tutorial mode

[Anonymous No.23885185]

>>23884761
whats the name of this whore

[Anonymous No.23885186]

You should text her a photo of your erect penis

[Anonymous No.23885213]

>>23884761
>>23884813
this, but if you don't care follow your intuition and try to bang, hopefully you're not a sperglord and she feels the same

[Anonymous No.23885223]

>>23884761
>>23884838
do it anon. it is faustian as fuck.

[Anonymous No.23885229]

>>23884761
don't shit where you eat
but... this works for normies so ok

[Anonymous No.23885249]

>>23885094
>cockold

[Anonymous No.23885266]

Good idea to fuck around with the females on your first day lel focus on your work fgt

[Anonymous No.23885286]

>>23885049
>Having a child now means that you are involuntarily celibate
>Celibate

[Anonymous No.23885308]

>>23885186
This

[Anonymous No.23885351]

>>23884761
>oh let me move that fit rug in the way
>she doesn’t hear me and steps
>on accident her whole shoe goes on me
>heel has pushed hard into skin
>her foot come out toes on accident go to my mouth all the way in
>haha lol no I fine was total accident no big deal

[Anonymous No.23885381]

>>23885213
I feel you. The thread was mainly asking why I kept getting a semi around that specific girl I just met. Like she would just come near me to do something and it's like my ancestors were communicating to me through my dick

[Anonymous No.23885413]

>>23885286
kek

>>23885381
because you want to fuck her

[Anonymous No.23885417]

>>23885381
you know when you feel a girls tits and they feel like bags of sand......

[Anonymous No.23885431]

>>23884761
just show her your pp and see what she does. thats best gauge usually

[Anonymous No.23885455]

>girl I fancied at a previous job and tried to take out came out as a lesbian

[Anonymous No.23885464]

>>23885413
I didn't though. I wanted to bang the first girl. I didn't feel anything with her. Then the second girl did things to my soul

[Anonymous No.23885475]

>>23884761
I had a girl super into me and it was easy to tell. She'd always wanna hang out after work in the break room, would put her hair down when talking to me, would randomly message me on social media to hang out, wanted me to take her back to her place one night because she didn't have a ride after a team outing. She was really cute but I didn't go for it because i have a fiance and rather not fuck it up with her. This girl would be a good fuck but she was lame in all other aspects.

[Anonymous No.23885617]

>>23885464
Babbys first crush?

[Anonymous No.23885688]

>>23884808
/thread
can confirm. I did it at least 3 times at different jobs

just dont.

[Anonymous No.23885696]

>>23885617
How many times do I have to explain that I was indifferent to this girl before my boner kicked in. Its like her energy was guiding me

[Anonymous No.23885710]

>>23885185
>>23885180
>her

[Anonymous No.23885986]

>>23884838
Bullish.

[Anonymous No.23886026]

>>23884761
your auras resonate with one another. ask her out.

[Anonymous No.23886250]

>>23884761

>op meets a girl at work
>currently in lockdown
>op is working from home
>first girl op's been "blasting jokes with" but doesn't want to fuck
>second girl op got a semi after speaking to and felt a "wave of something intense"
>first girl is op's mum
>second girl is op's sister

you should fuck em both mate

[Anonymous No.23886302]

>>23884761
don't shit where you eat
don't fuck where you work

[Anonymous No.23886348]

>>23884761

[Anonymous No.23886683]

>>23885286
you can be still be involuntary

[Anonymous No.23886742]

>>23884761
it’s the designer wallet contrasted against the dirty fucking carpet that really gets me going

[Anonymous No.23886775]

>>23885381
could be pheromones, could be some metaphysical connection, could just be you being horny at work - if she's giving off the same vibes definitely pursue, always trust your instincts anon

[Anonymous No.23886892]

>>23884761
if it isn't blatantly apparent they don't like you. Women make it really obvious, they're straight forward like that so if you can't tell the answer is NO, they don't like you.

[Anonymous No.23887083]

>>23886742
Lol

[Anonymous No.23887431]

>>23884808
this
dont do it if you like your job anon

[Anonymous No.23887527]

>>23884945
Only solid advice in thread, save for the sucking dick part. The "oh yeah definitely" is the answer you need.

[Anonymous No.23888033]

I fucked 5 girls at my last job.

>Didn't end well
>Unemployed
>Hmmm... Worth it.

[Anonymous No.23888170]

How is this a /biz/ thread

[Anonymous No.23888236]

>>23888170
OP's financial future is at stake here. Both from the possibility of losing his job, or of getting in a relationship with an office roastie.

[Anonymous No.23888237]

>>23884761
I know what you are talking about.
This one girl with her barefeet.
Skinny pale thirsty for my fat cock in her wet saliva dripping mouth.

[Anonymous No.23888372]

>>23888237
Nice

[Anonymous No.23888397]

>>23884945
Holy lmao

[Anonymous No.23888628]

>>23886250
I support this TA

[Anonymous No.23888851]

>>23885381
It's very hard to understand why you felt that way... It's like wow, maybe like, we evolved from like.. animals or something? And we still have like instincts and shit? You should write a book about it. Fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.23890028]

>>23885094
>middle ages, doesn't get up like it used to
>tfw cockold

[Anonymous No.23890133]

>>23888170
How ISN'T this a /biz/ thread? This is a common problem in the world of business and work. I have no social life outside work, where else am I supposed to fulfill these needs anon?

[Anonymous No.23890452]

>>23888851
>we evolved from animals