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>> No.23884585

First for SQQQ

>> No.23884587

Fuck

>> No.23884596

>>23884560
shadow edition op sucks

>> No.23884599
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ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.23884600

A year ago I asked /smg/ which stock to buy
I bought something like $400 worth of stock in 5 companies. 4 completely tanked but 1 rose by 600% which covered all of my losses.
I am here at /smg/ once again to ask: what stocks should I buy with $500?

>> No.23884601

SNDL BAGHOLDERS WW@

>> No.23884606

>>23884560
is GME going to squeeze this year?

>> No.23884608
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.23884609

>>23884560
anyone else here a /fraud/?
Test mood swings affecting my calls

>> No.23884610

>>23884568
Me. If it actually makes profit, I might actually make it.

>> No.23884611
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>XPEV

picture related

>> No.23884614

>>23884587
You’ve been cursed, I’m sorry my son but you will not make it.

>> No.23884615
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23884615

Are Vega plays the most comfy option plays?
BABA IVR shot up to over 70 briefly the last two day so I sold some strangles at really inflated prices and have been watching green line go up regardless of what happens to BABA

>> No.23884621

>>23884560
oh strong duck, are dividends really your fren?

>> No.23884622
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23884622

how many of you are still virgins smg? cant be that many... right?

>> No.23884623

Enough about NIO (for now), where my PLUG lugs at??

>> No.23884629
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23884629

Anyone else here /insidertrading/?

>> No.23884638

WHERE WILL NIO BE NEXT WEEK AND WHY IS IT SUB 10 DOLLAR?

>> No.23884641
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>Market profit-taking day, less 0.5% index red

Biz spamming aaaa memes, bobos thinking this the end or something dumb.

>> No.23884644
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23884644

>crab market

>> No.23884648
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>>23884601
not bags yet for another half cent. I think I'm in at .3333. maybe i'll sell after another meme bounce, not sure

>> No.23884650

fuck this shit im out. crypto is less of a meme than this trash

>> No.23884651

BUY WKHS

>> No.23884653

>>23884560
strength duck, should i do it?

>> No.23884654

>>23884560
Strong duck, are we all gonna make it brah?

>> No.23884656

>>23884600
EMAN and MVIS.

>> No.23884657

TQQQ go up

>> No.23884658

SPY RUGPULL INITIATED

>> No.23884660

>>23884629
im telling

>> No.23884664

>>23884629
I thought these threads unofficially do that.

>> No.23884667
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>>23884621

>yes

HOLY BASED

>> No.23884668
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23884668

I want to buy but this feels like the top. Guess I'll wait until next week

>> No.23884669

Should I buy into the Resupply meme?

>> No.23884676
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23884676

>>23884457
>>23884457
What I always picture *really* happens after the photos of Buffett drinking coke:
>Buffett walks into the room carrying the Coke
>he looks around, finds where the photographer is standing
>opens his bottle of Coke, takes a sip
>photographer takes 1,000 photos in two seconds
>Buffett leaves the room
>butler runs up carrying large silver spittoon
>Buffett spits out all the coke in the spittoon
>some of it lands on the butler's face
>"Ughh! Disgusting! I can't believe they drink this crap!"
>"So easy to play them like a fiddle Jeeves"
>"Just have them take a couple pictures of you drinking coca cola"
>"Nobody thinks you're a cut-throat businessman if they see you drinking coke.."
>"NOBODY JEEVES."
>"Like taking candy from a baby.."

>> No.23884677

>>23884650
ngmi

>> No.23884687

>>23884622
I'm still a virgin.

>> No.23884690

>>23884656
>MVIS
Nothing happening there til april next year
CEO is a fucking moron, shouldn't take this long to sell the company if they're a market leader in Lidar

>> No.23884693

>>23884629
Give me insider knowledge

>> No.23884696
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>>23884629

>> No.23884699
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>>23884622
right here bros

>> No.23884700

>>23884560
STRONG DUCK I ASK AGAIN, are we all gonna make it brah?

>> No.23884704
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23884704

I started """investing""" in May and I'm up 40%. This isn't normal right? I'm getting lucky and we're in a hyper bull market right?

>> No.23884705

>>23884669
It's not a true or false statement, duckman.
Gimme the no bullshit answer. RSP or No RSP?

>> No.23884712

will Bitcoin go back to 7K?

>> No.23884714

Can someone explain to me why GME the dream is dead again?

>> No.23884715
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>>23884676
nah

>> No.23884717
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>>23884623
Kill me

>> No.23884726

>>23884609
I pinned test and tren the entire summer of 17'. Haven't touched a weight in 2 years.

>> No.23884728

Guys how do i determine how much I've contributed and how much my employer-match has contributed to 401k? I think im hitting the 2020 max

>> No.23884730 [DELETED] 
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>>23884650
>Me farting a FED backed ponzi scheme on your shitty pajeet scam

>> No.23884732

>>23884705
Duckman legit trolling at this point.

YES
OR
NO


Sir pls do the needful

>> No.23884733

>>23884714
the dream already occurred. you didn't sell at $15?

>> No.23884737

>>23884700
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.23884738

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiFgGCz3k9g

>> No.23884739

>>23884704
>in May
>only up +40%
you barely outperformed QQQ, what the fuck are you doing bro

>> No.23884742
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>>23884560
I need SPY to reach 340-338 by next Friday.

Thanks.

>> No.23884743

>>23884717
For what? Not buying more?

Nice gains, bro.

>> No.23884746
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>>23884700
HOLY FUCK

>> No.23884750

>>23884733
Fuck I think I missed it while at work.......

>> No.23884754

If I short a stock, do I have to pay the borrow fee, or is that only if I hold overnight? Sorry for the dumb questions, just trying to learn.

>> No.23884755

>>23884712
>Reddit getting spammed about btc because it got above 16k
>My friend texted me asking if he should buy btc now
>Random mongoloids coming into /smg/ asking if they should be bitcoin now
I think the top is in again, just another ~1k pump to lure a shit ton in and then dump it

>> No.23884760

>>23884715
Anon, this too, it's all just a carefully cultivated image
Nobody wants to regulate the nice, old man who eats fast food and pays using exact change
Buffett is a genius - plays up the hokey side to keep his image clean

>> No.23884763

>>23884714
short sellers have large collateral, they were never going to cover themselves because of a hype rally

it's dead until Q3, whether that means -30% or +30%

>> No.23884766

>>23884704
It helps to start right after the market hits rock bottom so it bounces back faster.

>> No.23884771

I sent an email from my crypto side hustle firm email address to my secretary at my law firm. Am I gonna be outed as a two timing legal worker?

>> No.23884773
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23884773

All in Ford Motor

>> No.23884774

>>23884622
30 years and counting

>> No.23884777

>>23884730
Based. Dabbing on jannies is the best way to ensure you make it.

>> No.23884786

>>23884750
were you at work for like a month straight without checking your brokerage account or some shit?

excuses

>> No.23884793

>>23884739
well I only put in about 50% of my cash in May, the rest came in June/July

>> No.23884795

>>23884726
You keep any of the gain?

>> No.23884796

>>23884754
Depends on your broker and product (and country), some have daily swaps, some have commissions, some are just free.

>> No.23884806

>>23884774
Can you teach me some spells?

>> No.23884807

>>23884715
Umm... so he went with neither of the 3 options? Or he went with the option he said he wasn't going to go with, only with slight alteration.

I don't know what this image is trying to tell me besides Buffett is a sneaky, crafty old penny pinching boomer.

>> No.23884811

>>23884560
Amazon go up soon.

>> No.23884816

>AKER
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.23884827

>>23884676
why would he bother with all of that when he could just replace the coke with coffee or really strong tea or something else that normal humans drink

>> No.23884832

>>23884742
me too anon :)

>> No.23884833
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>>23884622
Yes

>> No.23884836

>>23884715
>2 sausage patties and a coke for breakfast
How is this retard still alive?

>> No.23884842

>>23884623
I'm here. You planning on exiting any time soon?

>> No.23884851

>>23884715
>billionaire
>eats at McDonald's
this is beyond nouveau riche lmao more like Amerimutt rich

>> No.23884853

>>23884773
i thought about it

>> No.23884860
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23884860

>CRSR crabbing at the bottom

FUCKING GO BACK UP

>> No.23884865

>>23884560
will my rkt calls print?

>> No.23884869

Redpill me on RKT. Is this gonna coom soon or in the next year or something?

>> No.23884870

PLTR - your getting a gift today if you ain't already in. Reminder; NET went from 15 to 63+ in a mater of months. Yeah the virus helped but fear not the virus is gonna aid PLTR as well; PLTR is gonna aid all the virus case tracking in U.K. So wish the virus well ok. The more cases, the more PLTR gets a cut. The higher the profit. The higher the stock price.

>> No.23884875

BABA ultimate cheapie of the day? Or will we see a even bigger drop since communist China realized jack ma has too much power

>> No.23884877
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>>23884609
natty here, i know no fear

>> No.23884879

Where my RR bros at? The rights issue got me up BIG

>> No.23884885

>>23884806
I still haven't learned any
I think having homosex may have prevented me from gaining the powers I deserve
Reap what you sow I guess

>> No.23884887
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>>23884600
GAMESTOP AND DENNYS

>> No.23884893

>>23884560
should i trust what this board says

>> No.23884896

Finna WALT moon?

>> No.23884898
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>>23884836

>> No.23884919

>>23884842
Thinking about it. Anybody know what made it pump like this?

>> No.23884920

>>23884869
30 dollars next week, sirs

>> No.23884930

does almost everyone here get super excited over a stock going up with exclamations of "yes i knew it was only going to go up" as if though they went all in or act smugly yet only threw a few dollars in cause they were afraid of it dumping? cause i suspect that to be the case

ive only seen 3 people put their money where their mouth is and provide proof too
>cruise line anon back in may who went all in with about 30k
>soxl anon who went in with 100k back in april
>a stocktwits user who dumped a few hundred thousands over the course of a few months into some stock that has since doubled

>> No.23884932

WALMART about to go live with PS5 online sales. brace yourself.

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>>23884560
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23884938

>>23884715
>and pay using exact change
god bless this old dinosaur

>> No.23884942

>>23884827
He can't risk getting found out. He has to open the bottle / can fresh each time - look through the pictures of him drinking coke!
He has played up this image for decades and decades - he can't get found out now!
>this is Buffett's house
"Oh wow! He still lives in the same home from 1958!"
what nobody realizes is that he has a 66,000 square foot underground lair beneath the home!!

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>>23884622
Nope. Just fixed that just recently at 25.
Fuck everything tho.

>> No.23884947

>>23884920
well then

>> No.23884948

>>23884893
i got: maybe, hell no, hell no, ask again, hell no, true if you do the number of pushups to the last digits of your post, and a maybe

whats that mean?

>> No.23884956

>>23884795
Somewhat. I think tren mutates dna or something.

>>23884715
>>23884676
Buffet just larps as a humble old man. In reality, I highly doubt he eats anything cheap or processed.

>> No.23884965
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23884965

>>23884942

>> No.23884969
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23884969

>>23884742

>> No.23884977

>>23884560
Trump will win?

>> No.23884981

>>23884948
you're only supposed to use the last number of your post so you have "maybe"

>> No.23884992
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>>23884599
Enjoy those pushups, anon

>> No.23884991

>>23884560
Fuck you

>> No.23885008

>>23884836
I don't even eat breakfast OR lunch and I'm fine.

>> No.23885024

>>23884622
I haven't had sex since 2012. Does that count?

>> No.23885038

>>23884932
>no healthy upstream
holy fuck it's just dead

>upstream connect error or disconnect/reset before headers. reset reason: connection failure
refresh for another fortune cookie message

>> No.23885045

also dropbox a buy

>> No.23885050
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23885050

Should I close my OPTI position and pocket the profits I got so far?

>> No.23885051

>>23884893
For stock advice? Heck no. If you listen to every single shill you'd probably lose more than you win.

>> No.23885062

>HAPPENING
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1326926226888544256
>HAPPENING
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1326926226888544256
>HAPPENING
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1326926226888544256
>HAPPENING
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1326926226888544256
>HAPPENING
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1326926226888544256

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>>23885062
>quoting oann meme news

just accept defeat orange man

>> No.23885092

>>23884956
>In reality, I highly doubt he eats anything cheap or processed
No he actually does really like the sausage and egg mcguffin. Order it in a funny pedantic way. "Sausage egg and cheese".

>> No.23885117

>>23885062
>no screenshot
>probably one of the /pol/ hapooners
>screams "its happening" 200 times a week
>"happening" usually turns out to be no big deal to the majority

>> No.23885122

>>23884715
>Eating breakfast at McDondal every day even though you have a house with a kitchen in it and you even have a wife who is retired.

>> No.23885124

>>23885062
Literally doesn't matter until he actually does something about it rather than tweeting

>> No.23885127

>>23885062
>https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1326926226888544256
He makes me laugh harder than anyone else in recent years oh my god I love him. I dont even car what happens i just need more liberal tears.

>> No.23885128

>>23885062
Fucking twitter with their fag sticker on everything now.

>> No.23885131

>>23885062
THIRD WORLD COUNTRY
>THIRD WORLD COUNTRY
THIRD WORLD COUNTRY
>THIRD WORLD COUNTRY
THIRD WORLD COUNTRY
>THIRD WORLD COUNTRY

>> No.23885139

>>23884930
CLF fag seems to have a large position.

>> No.23885142

Biden says he supports/wants another round of checks (1200 or 2400 if your married). Fuck yeah. Jan 20th can't get here soon enough.. Give me my 2400...

>> No.23885147

>>23885117
It's real. Looks like trump legal team found massive fuckups with dominion machines during election.

>> No.23885151

>>23885117
bro you wouldn't have believed the screenshot

>> No.23885153

>>23885127
>more liberal tears.
lol everyone's just laughing at him at his point

>> No.23885163

>>23885062
>“As a Republican, I am disturbed that this is intentionally being mischaracterized to undermine the election process,” she said in a video she posted online. “This was an isolated mistake that was quickly rectified.”

Imagine believing a twitter post.

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PLTR CHADS I NEED YOUR ANSWER.
I missed sub 10 shares and am still kicking myself. Should I buy this dip or hope it continues dipping after earnings and get some cheapies AH or tomorrow?

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>>23884930
I like to go all in with 20X leverage, it's great, no regrets

>> No.23885178

How much of a stupid move would be to FOMO big league in to FSR?

>> No.23885179

>>23885050
i'm scalping and swinging that bih until we get some news

>> No.23885183

>>23885142
just got that 1200, so now have 2400
willing to dish that into stocks, wat do /smg/?
Im patiently awaiting cheapies, but im slowly but surely getting left behind.
>brokefag want cheapies

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Classic actress posting anon needs to add skme Joan Blondell to your repertoire. She's the GOAT pre-code cutie.

>> No.23885193 [DELETED] 

>>23885092
>>23884836
>>23884715
>>23884676
>"Ha - they've all fallen for it.. again.."
>"Hook, line, and sinker.."
>"Nobody would ever expect that I, Warren Buffett is"
>"DOCTOR X!!"

>> No.23885195

>>23885165
No idea anon. The algos liked buying PLTR at 15.00 take from that what you will.

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23885196

>>23884601
Holding this shit sucks

>> No.23885197
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23885197

is PLTR a buy right now?

>> No.23885198

>>23885165
Buy the dip. If it dips lower, buy that to. If it don't dip more but goes up oh well, least you've made money.

>> No.23885202
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23885202

>tfw finally in the green with my WKHS wife again

>> No.23885214

>>23885163
Who is "she"?

>> No.23885217
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23885217

>>23885092
>>23884836
>>23884715
>>23884676 (You)
>"Ha - they've all fallen for it.. again.."
>"Hook, line, and sinker.."
>"Nobody would ever expect that I, Warren Buffett is"
>"DOCTOR X!!"

>> No.23885220

>>23885147
The machines store votes as decimals and have a weighted race function. They also were all connected to the internet when they shouldn't be.

>> No.23885221

>>23884919
PLUG earnings Q3 2020 reported record-high revenues, record-high deliveries and record-high profit margins. Not to mention Biden will probably give a massive boost to renewable energy solutions, so it could be a long term hold.

>> No.23885226
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23885226

To all the anons who are 100% cash right now, I would seriously recommend you put some money in DNKN.
They've scored a deal to sell to Inspire Brands for $106.50 a share. DNKN is currently $106.12 a share. This means you can get 38 cents per share, or 0.3% return on investment. This is a guarantee'd 0.3% improvement on your dogshit cash play.

America runs on Dunkin'.

>> No.23885231

>>23885142
hey retard, Trump wanted that and said so several times but pelosi kept wanting to put evil shit in the bill so he didnt pass it. He straight up said hed pass a bill that was JUST 1200 for the people.

go back.

>> No.23885234

>>23885193
Why is it so hard for you to acknowledge papa buffett likes mcronal?

>> No.23885241

>>23885127
listen sweetie, that claim about election fraud is disputed. Election fraud is very rare, and there is no evidence that the election has been compromised in any way.

>> No.23885245

If your holding big gainers today, now would be a good time to sell... LI, XPEV, SOLO, looking at you.

>> No.23885252

>>23884715
if you gobble this shit up you are unironically a dumb goyim cattle and will only live to please your masters because your iq is below 90

>> No.23885259

Oh Duck, will I get laid in 2021?

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>> No.23885262

*snib* *snab*

>> No.23885263

>>23884656
>EMAN
I had to bail on EMAN my friend. It's too volatile for me.

>> No.23885269

>>23885197
Id say yes.

>> No.23885273

>>23885062
this has been debonked
https://www.chicagotribune.com/election-2020/ct-nw-nyt-dominion-voting-machines-problems-20201112-dfhvga5uzjatdah2azb3fytlaa-story.html

>> No.23885278
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>NIO is actually going to 50
I've never felt like such a stock chad

>> No.23885288

>>23885252
>your iq is below 90
and yet i retired early, sweet

>> No.23885289

Holy Fuck XPEV$$$$!

>> No.23885290

>>23885241
>election fraud is very rare
not in the past 8-10 years you twit

>> No.23885293
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>>23885196
I'm down 20% now will it ever stop falling!

>> No.23885322

>>23885196
>>23885293
its post earnings volatility. their ER and guidance on the call this morning was actually good. just relax

>> No.23885320
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23885320

For all the people bitching about waiting for PLTR to dip, this is your chance

>> No.23885329

>>23885196
>>23885293
lol why would you buy stock in a bottom rung pot grower

>> No.23885340
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>>23884930
I dont LARP, I stack paper my nigga.

>> No.23885352

dont sell xpev till eod.

no way this continues tomorrow or over the weekned.

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>>23885320
I wonder how many bought at 16+.

>> No.23885371
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23885371

>it begins..

>> No.23885375

>>23885273
>article written half an hour before tweet happens
>article references tweet
ok

>> No.23885379

>>23885290
>Same people who've been throwing a shitfit the past 4 yrs about Russia
>E...Election fraud is almost impossible.

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>>23885062
Nope sorry, there is no way out for Trump now. Markets, news and now the avg Joe is ignoring the orange man.

Lame-duck its over, stop coping.

>> No.23885383
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23885383

I am using my entire account + margin on a single trade.

Based or cringe?

>> No.23885388

I’m telling you all, get out before your wives are raped and children killed. Today will end red.

>> No.23885392

>>23885352
If Li Auto and NIO both report great earnings as well, it will continue rallying. However, if either of the two report badly, the rally will stall out (temporarily)

>> No.23885402

>>23885340
it hurts my soul to see this

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>>23885383
both.

>> No.23885408

>>23885392
I hope youre right anon fren

>> No.23885409

>>23885359
the JUSTening after all the retards who bought at $16.50, sold at $15, and then FOMO back in at $19 will be delicious

>> No.23885420

NIO IS GOING CRAZY HOLY FUCK.

>> No.23885430
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23885430

>>23885383
based move

not based stock

>> No.23885432

>>23885383
What's your price per share on nvidia

>> No.23885440

Anyone ironically gambling on a gambling stock? DKNG, might risk like 15 bucks on a sell55 nov13 buynov20 55 call spread. Seems like they could shock on earnings and be at 55 next week.

If you have a lotto going I might just follow you.

>> No.23885446

>>23885405
Bringe?

>>23885430
What's wrong with Nvidia?

>> No.23885447

>>23885263
It's a long term HODL, my friend. AR isn't mainstream yet but goddam is it ever close. They just posted decent earnings and the military loves them. Now is the bottom, you'll kick yourself if you don't hold EMAN in 3 years.

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23885459

probably too diversified to keep this up but ill be happy if I can maintain this TWRR

>> No.23885460

>>23885383
>all in on nVidia
mildly based
>stocks, not leveraged stock CDF
>actiually have to buy $8k of stocks with $8k of real money instead of $1,600
cringe, I'd hate to be American for that reason alone

>> No.23885465

>>23884601
I'm over 2k in, losing 200 to that -15%, holding.

>> No.23885467

>>23885432
537

I shouldve sold at 550 today but i was jerking off

>> No.23885468

>>23885402
You sold?

>> No.23885470

>>23885371
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/stocks-yields-slide-odds-1-trillion-fiscal-stimulus-collapse
Just a teaser for what's to come next week..

>> No.23885478

Just broke 19k for the first time hahaha

>> No.23885501

>>23885383
>wkhs
redpill me on the horse...it looks solid on the charts but nobody shills it in the thread, how am i supposed to believe in a stock with no meme game?

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>>23885478
Uhh, in USD? lol

>> No.23885514

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.23885520

>>23885501
They're supposed to get a contract with USPS but the announcement was delayed, so its in limbo rn.

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>>23884621
>>23884667

>> No.23885533

>>23885501
>workhorse
>no meme game
Its been memed every single day since june

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>>23885508
I'm 250k at 22, what does this make me anon? Started from 0 of course.

>> No.23885543

>>23885535
how did you make it?

>> No.23885549

Can anybody convince me not to FOMO into NIO?

I keep thinking about TSLA and wondering why I haven't done it yet.

>> No.23885553

>>23885501
>he wasnt here for /smg/ - workhorse general

>> No.23885555
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23885555

Let's get ready to rumble!!!!!!

>> No.23885562

>>23885508
Fuck yeah. 37 yrs old with 83,500 to his name. Better than 60% of my peers.

>> No.23885566

>>23885470
Go long bonds!
TLT
TYD
TMF
Yields are dropping! Bond prices up!

>> No.23885567
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23885567

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23885576

>>23885508
Well my gambling meme account if you want to do net wealth im in 85% bracket

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23885581

>>23885508
:(

>> No.23885583

>>23885420
All chink EVs mooning. XPEV shattered earnings and it's a bellwether for all chink stocks. Elon must be shitting bricks right now

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23885594

>>23885566

>> No.23885596
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23885596

Alright SPY why are we crashing today? Too little sleep? Your head hurts? You got a tummy ache?

>> No.23885604

>>23885549
Well earning are coming up. You might want to wait till after. If they arent good it will drop but if they are good it will rocket.

Also whats every longterm price target for NIO?

>> No.23885606

>VIX
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.23885623
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23885623

>>23885508
>tfw i have no power in life and will never be reach

>> No.23885629

>>23885566
Based Fed buying the bonds.

>> No.23885637

>>23885583
Oh shit they did. Fuck yeah NIO IS G9ING UPPP

>> No.23885639

>>23885549
Wait until Tuesday after-hours when NIO reports. Imo it doesn't make sense to get in right now, when they could very easily report good earnings but still dump. Worst case scenario, they report great earnings, and continue going up - you can buy in then after good earnings confirmation.
You might miss out on some gains, but you will protect your capital.. Imagine if you FOMO'd in now and then they reported bad earnings [that would suck asshole]
It's not a big deal if you miss out on some gains (there's always another opportunity) - it is a big deal if you lose 10% of your equity in 3 days

>> No.23885640

>>23884560
will BABA hit 400 before february?

>> No.23885658

>>23885583
Elon is too westernized for the CCP to trust him.

>> No.23885661
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>>23885508
~$300k @ 31, got lucky buying a couple of residential properties in 2015 and made good gains on crypto + stocks

>> No.23885668

>>23885604
when are earnings?

>> No.23885667
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23885667

I just did 137 pushups before posting
>>23885640

strongduck accepts tribute

>> No.23885670

>>23885383
are you ready for
>babby's first margin call

>> No.23885694

>>23885273
The guy they quoted (Edward Perez) is literally on twitter sperging out against Trump while quoting New York Times articles, like that's valid. Nothing is "debunked" until it goes through the right channels, media coming out saying that everything Trump says is false is not some sort of evidence. Not to mention that Edward Perez uses Bill Kristol as a source for shit himself.. jesus christ

>> No.23885703

>>23885667
>I just did 137 pushups before posting
based

>> No.23885713

>>23885668
NIO is on the 17th

>> No.23885716

>>23885668
Tuesday

>> No.23885736

>>23884560
Will PLTR hit $20 by the end of this month?

>> No.23885737
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23885737

they are afraid

>> No.23885742

i dont think i'll ever buy garbage american stocks again. china is the way to go to make money

>> No.23885773

>>23885658
what does that have to do with his post lel

>> No.23885775

>>23885742
just hedge against the market bro lmao

>> No.23885788
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23885788

>i dont think i'll ever buy garbage american stocks again. china is the way to go to make money

>> No.23885790

>>23885742
Don't let's be hasty, anon. Remember Luckin. Buy good, reputable chinese stocks, not pie in the slant eye sky ones.

>> No.23885794

>>23885736
definitely possible

>> No.23885797

>>23885742
and a ching chong to you too fine sir

>> No.23885798

Might hit 20k tomorrow because of NIO

>> No.23885799

>>23885273
it actually doesn't matter. Biden will be president. Captial has spoken.

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23885801

no fucking wonder /smg/ is slower than usual right now
didnt even notice this retard OP forgot to put smg in the subject

split thread again because dumbasses

>> No.23885812
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23885812

blackrock have massively increased their holdings of the Horse

and so did i

>> No.23885820

>>23885799
hey!

HEY

stop saying gay things like "biden" and "president" in the same sentence. it's gay and retarded and gay and retarded

>> No.23885821

>>23885371
Yeah McConnell wants a series of smaller bills. The senate has been working on those at the same time Pelosi congress is writing up their bloat bill.

>> No.23885822

what's happening?

>> No.23885846

I just sold my shorted dated puts,you can thank me for this dump

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>>23885822
Nothing!

>> No.23885856

>>23885846
on what?

>> No.23885875

>>23885856
Spy, i sold them just as we bottomed out and started going up after the first big dump

>> No.23885895

>>23885670
I got a house call before

>> No.23885947

>>23885846
>>23885856
already lost 80% in potential profit now

>> No.23885951

>>23885658
Exactly. He knows it too and that he has to behave if he wants a piece of the Chinese market

>> No.23885953
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23885953

AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.23885967

Go up BABA you little cunt

>> No.23885997

>sold for a profit this morning, sitting on cash and looking for swing plays into next week
Who else /comfy/?

>> No.23886036
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>>23885997
I'm shorting the market and the rest is going up, very comfy

>> No.23886037

GME 11 EOD

>> No.23886044

>VIX up almost 10%
wish i bought more calls

>> No.23886052

>>23884560
should i have sex with a prostitute tonight?

>> No.23886098

Picking which stocks will skyrocket is a chore. Bag a total market fund and say fuck it instead. The only way you'll lose is if the whole U.S market just takes a shit down to zero.. If that happens money is the least of your problems.

>> No.23886110

>>23886052
If dubs yes.

>> No.23886127

>>23886052
Why though?

>> No.23886128

Holy shit were going to plummet

>> No.23886152
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23886152

I DIDNT GET MY FILLS! YOU BETTER DUMP MORE YOU SHIT MARKET

>> No.23886165

>>23886052
Just masturbate loser

>> No.23886198

>>23884560
will i make it

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>>23886198

>> No.23886240

>>23885953
Same with GameStop desu

>> No.23886259

>>23886165
based and not giving money to whores pilled

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>>23884599
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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>>23886165
already did thx

>> No.23886283

Guys NAK is making a comeback. Is something going on with the election? Is Trump going to win?

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23886317

>>23886283

>> No.23886320

>>23886283
You will never be a woman

>> No.23886334

>>23885790
>good, reputable chinese stocks
like BABA, right?

>> No.23886339

>>23885604
Options imply positive ER.

>> No.23886350

>>23885364

hey tard chans. new thread. whoever made it never linked it bc they hate you and your faggot tranny friend feelsbadman.jpg

>> No.23886351

Holding BABA, SQQQ and TQQQ, will I make it?

>> No.23886374

>>23886351
>SQQQ and TQQQ
what does this achieve?

>> No.23886394

>>23886320
Look incel sex and gender are different. Like you have have sex tons of different ways, but there's only 2 genders.

>> No.23886396

>fomo'd nio at the top
I hope you guys are ready for the dump.

>> No.23886413

>>23885821
man I fucking hope so. That's the way to do it.

C'mon georgia

>> No.23886423

>>23886320
>>23886394
And don't give me that XXY and XYY crap. If they're hording an extra chromosome they're not human and a totally different species.

>> No.23886441

>>23885821
what's the best way to quickly 'watch' what bills are introduced and who votes on them how? official sites, etc. I don't want a narrative from cnn or oann or fox

>> No.23886465

>>23886441
just leave CSPAN on all day :^)

>> No.23886499

>>23886465
but I have bloomberg on all day

>> No.23886512

>>23886441
C-span

>> No.23886535

>>23884560
Will Core moon again?

>> No.23886600

>PLTR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23886615

>>23886423
>>23886394
He never said otherwise, wtf is wrong with you?

>> No.23886667

>>23884560
Will i get 1 million dollars this year

>> No.23886700

>>23886334
Not sure how much meat is left on that particular bone but sure yeah, like BABA.

>> No.23886706

>>23886615
shitposters gonna shitpost

>> No.23886770

Do shares typically drop before/after earnings calls?

>> No.23886834

PLTR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.23886890

PLTR down to 9 when?

>> No.23887004

>>23886600
>>23886834
Literally all morning we were telling you this and everyone was talking about taking profits. Why did you hold?

>> No.23887015

>Want PLTR to go down to buy more
>Want PLTR to moon so I can take profits

>>23887004
Bc I'm a shit trader

>> No.23887018

>>23884560
Is harmony ever going to pump?

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>>23886834
>>23886890

People are snatching up the cheapies.

I'm going loooooong with PLTR.

WITNESS ME!

>> No.23887160

>>23884560
should I just sell then?

>> No.23887347

>>23887026
Madlad

>> No.23887352

>>23886770
No consistent pattern. Also surprisingly weak correlation between earnings beat and positive price action in response.

>> No.23887405

Yesterday was a +23% day, today was +35%. At this rate I'll be a billionaire in three months. I promise I'll remember all of you

>> No.23887418
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23887418

These gook EVs, they just keep going up. This can't be happening. Somethings got to give.

>> No.23887436

real thread retards

>>23887285
>>23887285
>>23887285
>>23887285
>>23887285
>>23887285

>> No.23887437

will everything be ok?