Ah, another day WFH, doing absolutely nothing

[Anonymous No.23860036]

[Anonymous No.23860081]

>>23860036
I have a conference call and maybe a few emails to send. 90 minutes of work at most. This is year 8 of work from home and this is my average day.

[Anonymous No.23860093]

>>23860081
BASED

[Anonymous No.23860126]

>>23860036
lmao ikr? making 105k selling hvac from the comfort of my couch in denver while incel LINKmarines try to trade their way to success

reminder if you didnt lose your virginity before 18 you should kill yourself and everyone on /biz/ agrees

[Anonymous No.23860134]

Since March i have completely remodeled my house while "working" from home. Today i finish the last coat of paint in the third bedroom and then im selling it.
Today i plan on working for 20-30 minutes on some emails. Feels good

[Anonymous No.23860198]

>New policy at work that since Dewine said covid isn't being transmitted at businesses anyone who gets covid will get written up for being reckless outside of work.

[Anonymous No.23860233]

>>23860036
Thanks for making these threads. Really keeps me motivated to continue to do absolutely nothing.

I had a 10 minute meeting at 9:30 and now I have nothing to do all day. COVID has been the best thing to ever happen to me. I have gained years back on my life from stress and I’m saving a fuckton by still having my beater car that I was going to have to replace.

I may singlehandedly make it from crypto because of COVID. What a fucking clownworld.

[Anonymous No.23860281]

>>23860036
>>23860081
>>23860134
>>23860233
W.. what do you guys do for a living?

[Anonymous No.23860322]

>>23860233
I’m happy for you, anon. I’m in a similar boat. Not having some faggot manager watch over my every move anymore has been incredible. More time to work out, study language, and save money to invest. 2020 has been a blessed year.

[Anonymous No.23860325]

>>23860198
poison the entire office by putting dimethylmercury in the coffee maker.

[Anonymous No.23860352]

>>23860198
That sounds like a sweetheart of a court case. If I were you I would do my best to get it in the office and then sue.

[Anonymous No.23860398]

>>23860233
really proves that the status quo is deliberately engineered by jews to keep you from ever making it.

>you will commute unpaid to a job you hate
>you will wear expensive business casual clothes
>you will sit at a desk and do nothing for 8 hours minimum
>you will spend 40% of your net pay on an apartment
>you will spend 33% of your waking hours preparing for work, working, or commuting
>you will eat the bugs
>you will live in a pod
>you will debtslave until you're miserable, infirm, and broken at the age of 65 -- sorry goy, i mean 67.

[Anonymous No.23860433]

>>23860352
Already had positive case in the office. They use the 15 minute meme now saying that if you're not within 6 ft of person for more than 15 min you can't be infected. Even though we worked together they used that as an excuse to not have anyone quarantine with positive cases at the office.

[Anonymous No.23860706]

>>23860036
Advice on wfh career paths? I have an engineering degree and I’ve been working for two years, I hate my job. I learn pretty quickly and I’m usually pretty good at teaching myself stuff. Finance and IT seem to have decent pay and remote positions. Pls help anons, I can’t handle this shit anymore

[Anonymous No.23860734]

>>23860036
I’m getting bored of doing absolutely nothing. Tips?

[Anonymous No.23860747]

>>23860706
don't do fucking finance. learn cyber sec or become a developer

[Anonymous No.23860761]

>>23860126
Engineering/technical sales?.... I have been applying to Denver (engineering) jobs, a lot of my friends live there and I love Colorado. How did you get into that position anon?
I lost my virginity at 14.

[Anonymous No.23860770]

>>23860036
its ok wagie someday itll get better

[Anonymous No.23860823]

>>23860747
Are you in the industry? I keep seeing cyber security recommendations but I need to figure out a non-meme path to a job (certs, projects, etc..)
It seems much more interesting than finance

[Anonymous No.23860844]

>WFH doing almost nothing
>browsing new rental properties to buy in the meantime

Comfy. A toast... to business and finance!

[Anonymous No.23860858]

>>23860747
>learn cyber sec
how would one go about doing this? uni worth it?

[Anonymous No.23860938]

>>23860823
Only recently. Watch some intro Udemy videos/classes, see if you like it. If you do, get some basic bitch certs like your Sec+ and start to look at entry level IT jobs and get some experience
>>23860858
getting undergrad done is always worth it IMO if you can get it paid for. some places you can't move up without a degree since the values of a bachelors is so watered down they expect everyone to have it these days

[Anonymous No.23861016]

>>23860198
Go to HR and call them a jew

[Anonymous No.23861194]

>>23860747
>>23860281
I work in financial systems. If you want to go that route, it is very niche and specialized. A lot of IT guys have no idea about accounting and finance guys are generally dumb with computers. Bridging the gap creates exploitable value and you get to work at home while you tell everyone the system is down lol.

[Anonymous No.23861471]

>>23861194
what is your job title and your academic qualifications? i work in accounting and need a way out. i know a "little" programming but don't like it enough to become a software dev.

[Anonymous No.23861537]

>>23861471
Look up accounting close systems and budgeting/planning systems that you can pivot towards.

IT wise, if you get your Microsoft sql server license or Oracle equivalent, recruiters will be lining out the door for you. That’s all it takes and it’s like a 4 day class you can do online. Databases are interesting too, learning them will help you with so much shit in the IT and accounting world.

[Anonymous No.23861681]

>>23861537
what kind of job titles should i be looking at and what is the salary like? all i know is that the """oracle developers"""" at my work are nothing but dirty pajeets on temp contracts.

[Anonymous No.23861828]

>>23860281
I just manage some systems for a large corporation. Sorry I can’t be detailed. It’s mostly web based and handling administrative changes. I make 85k. Many days I never even have open my work laptop.

[Anonymous No.23861840]

>>23860036
I know that comfy feel anon.
Last week I had an evaluation, got tons of compliments and a fat raise. In the meantime I was thinking of all those days shitposting on biz, playing guitar and working out at home. It was almost as if I was hallucinating. Thanks clown world.

[Anonymous No.23862032]

>>23861840
kek, based as fuck

[Anonymous No.23862064]

>>23860761
a good smile and firm handshake unironically. same, 14 on the edge of 15 for me.

[Anonymous No.23862158]

>>23860036
Ever since WFH started, I've completely turned my life around, stopped consooming and started creating, and now I'm tinkering with my portfolio while "working" on my other computer.
COVID has unironically made me a better human being.

[Anonymous No.23862205]

I sent out two e-mails today, and had two phone calls, one of which was with a buddy from work, just shooting the shit.

Maybe an hour, an hour and a half of total work.

[Anonymous No.23862364]

>>23861537
>oracle
If your company even mentions Oracle as a future possiblity then quit immediately.