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Ex criminal here. I've made a lot of money in stocks but yet I still feel like it's not enough. I used to steal diabetic test strips and ink cartridges in highschool. I would 2k a month. How can I stop this urge to get back into theft?

>> No.23857222

>>23857209
pls greentext your story. we had some pharmacist here recently telling his story...

>> No.23857225

imagine the thrill of stealing again and getting away with it

>> No.23857243

How do you do it? Teach us how to steal.

>> No.23857247

Nothing wrong with stealing from globohomo chain stores, feck'em all

>> No.23857260

Invest your money into assets that yield passive income and imagine it as stealing from the banks/rich fucks/whatever. You're urge to steal should be satisfied that way. You're welcome.

>> No.23857279

>>23857222
>Be me
>Be poor
>Gf left me cause I was poor and couldn't do much
>Quit job because fuck washing dishes
>No money
>Start stealing Nintendo switch accessories because if you take them out of the box you can resell to GameStop 5$ a piece.
>Want more money
>Find eBay
>Realize how expensive and high demand ink and test strips are
>Travel to different counties and cities
>Steal about 100$ worth a store
>Only hit the same store once a month
>Sell 2000$ worth a month at 17

>> No.23857300

>>23857243
Don't use facial expressions. 5 minutes tops. 2 minutes to get to the item. Walk down a vacant aisle. Walk out the opposite door. If they ever try to confront just keep walking they can't chase you. Shoplifting is easy in most stores except BestBuy and Target. Those guys have NFL linebackers ready to tackle you.

>> No.23857321

>>23857247
I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence - Temple of the Dog; Hunger Strike.
>>23857260
I have a good amount in KO.

>> No.23857331

>>23857300
Aren't there cameras?

>> No.23857352
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>>23857279
A smart thief
This is a spitball idea but you could invest in ATMs and have a reason to hope no one steals from you, thus having contradicting feelings about theft while also making money income

>> No.23857358

>>23857209
based land pirate

>> No.23857371

>>23857331
Yes that's why you wear a hat. And don't shit where you eat aka don't steal from your local markets.

>> No.23857373
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>>23857331
They can't identify you if youre wearing a hat/beanie and a mask

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>>23857279
>I steal switch and switch accessories

>> No.23857425

>>23857373
They are spit muzzles not masks, anon.

>> No.23857435

>>23857371
Isn’t this your golden window nigga?
Everyone is wearing a mask these days.

>> No.23857475

>>23857435
Yes but there is extra security too. I haven't done it in a year also. Kind of apprehensive about it since if I get caught I can longer have a real estate license.

>> No.23857511
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23857511

AMA about my shoplifting. I stole a bunch of shit that also wasn't test strips or ink. Have a few stories.

>> No.23857547

>>23857511
what was the first time lifting like? have you prepared somehow?

>> No.23857554

I created 0xBitcoin, premined it, dumped it to .07usd and you faggots keep buying. feels good

>> No.23857563

>>23857222
you have the screencaps for this, i missed that one

>> No.23857578

>>23857547
I was nervous. I had a receipt in my hand with a ps4 controller. One of those generic controllers that they leave out of the glass. Walked out just fine. It was a rush.

>> No.23857637

>>23857511
Have you ever been caught OP?

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>>23857563
no greentext, but i found the archive for you
>>/biz/thread/S23743564

>> No.23857664

>>23857554
nice I did the same thing with Kleros

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>>23857554
You're full of shit.

>> No.23857682

>>23857511
Shut up nigger.

>> No.23857697

>>23857637
I did in a Ghetto CVS. Lady found me stuffing my jacket she didn't know what it was. It was late at night. I had 180$ worth of test strips. Her and the store manager confronted me but I just kept walking. They followed me out the door. I got in my car and drove home. Not a big deal.
Got caught stuffing my jacket in walmart by a black kid who was a store assistant. Just gave him a cold look and he turned his back like he didn't see anything.

>> No.23857709

>>23857279
Two words anon, karmic debt. you’ll learn them very soon and it’ll be magnified if you don’t change your ways

>> No.23857724

>>23857682
Cope because you wouldn't have the balls to take from others wealthier. You wouldn't have the balls to have to man up and do something risky so you can actually make decent money. You're probably just some suburban kid trading with dads money.

>> No.23857739

>>23857554
nice I did something similar I don't know if any /biz/fag actually bought it it's called chainlink (i forgot if it's that was the name didn't even care much lol anyways only thing I remember is ticker:LINK)

>> No.23857750

>>23857243
you literally just walk right on out and act normal. i started nicking small things that i dont think are worth shelf value lately and thats all there is to it. now what i REALLY wanna know is how to start faking my punches at work. where do i go to learn that /biz/? everyone at /g/ will be mean and unhelpful

>> No.23857764

>>23857750
What do you mean faking your punches?

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23857777

>>23857656
thanks a lot fren

>> No.23857827

>>23857764
as in, i dont want to go into work (amazon) but i still want to be able to clock in.
were able to clock in and out on our phones but the two problems are:
1)the app tracks location and they can still see badge scans at the front door so i would still have to physically be there
2)my current position would still require me to sign into a station and be seen as 'on task' for my shift

>> No.23857964

>>23857709
Dumbass karma doesn't care if you steal from faceless globohomo chain stores. Just dont ever steal from individuals or independent shops or you're fucked.

>> No.23858902

>>23857709
Doesn't exist little faggot. Believing in spiritual retribution is peasant shit invented to cope with living under the thumb of somebody else.

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23859587

>>23857709
>CERAMIC DEBT