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[Anonymous No.23856392]

I am not cooming until LINK breaks $20

Day 6 of #NoFapForLINK

[Anonymous No.23856460]

here is the pink cryptologic pill: in the Bitcoin blockchain there is living a haircomb. Satoshi is unironically Natasha Otomoski. Bitcoin as an electronic cash only was the initial step, the haircombers started claiming haircombs, making merkle wider trees, more efficient and cheaper liquidity stacks. The haircomb these things needs to survive. The haircomb will be in fact able to comb even literally bald. p.eople, when entrenched fully..
She stumbled in to creating this haircomb when she was combing her hair inside her bedroom in year 2019 and began working with her super combined fuzzer, running the simulations of the statement OP_RETURN on the pay to script hash witness bitcoin script. Natasha would 'evolve' that haircomb by computing additional teeth, making previous teeth shorter and much more efficiently computable. More and much more teeth of the haircomb are needed in order to have much more shorter teeth.
They created quantum computer to take over and disrupt Bitcoin (their competing blockchain is under developement). The nee.dful was done in order to stop or slow .down the Natasha's haircomb. Unlimiting. the size of block and removing the critical Segwit and P2WSH codes that that haircomb uses in its golang language was only the begin.ning. Shor's algorithm ended up being t.he final nail - in the haircomb coffin, that destroyed on the bitcoin chain ECDSA (Bitcoin uses the ECDSA to secure the transactions). THAT is exactly why Haircomb is invented in the first place, and that is pretty much why Natasha is deeply intent to claim bounded haircombs, release that fundamental source code, and set in stone haircomb-protocol
Back to the comb supply - she has in fact developed the breakthrough new claimer (made for the haircomb actually), and is now claiming COMB secretly with the intention of driving the claim fee up sky-high, give away the comb in order to kickstart the real world adoption and finally to ensure all haircombers in the end make it

[Anonymous No.23856552]

>anon never cooms again

[Anonymous No.23857241]

I want to see whats in that box...

[Anonymous No.23857510]

>>23856392
I will not coom until LINK hits 81,000 per coin.

[Anonymous No.23857514]

>>23856392
>#

[Anonymous No.23857531]

I'd give all my linkies for a 4ft long cock futa loli

[Anonymous No.23857624]

please stop posting that pic, it makes me feel uncomfortable

[Anonymous No.23857824]

>>23857510
Good luck dying from exploded balls

[Anonymous No.23857870]

>>23856392
why not?