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[Anonymous No.23853569]

>BUILD CREDIT
>REGISTER TO VOTE
>LISTEN TO THE TRUE CRIME PODCAST
>TRUST THE REMOTE
>EAT THE BUG
>DRINK THE DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE
>TRUST THE DOCTOR
>EAT PEANUT BUTTER M&M’s (NOT REESE’S PIECES)
>EAT BAKED LAY’S
>IMPLANT THE WAGIE CHIP
>EPSTEIN WAS THE ONLY ONE, MAKE NO FURTHER INQUIRIES
>HAVE SEX
>DO NOT QUESTION AUTHORITY
>DO NOT QUESTION FRACTIONAL RESERVE BANKING
>DO NOT TAX THE BILLIONAIRE (HE MAKES MORE SO YOU CAN CONSOOM)
>PAY THE TAXES FOR THE ROADS
>PAY THE INCOME TAX
>PAY THE STATE TAX
>PAY THE FEDERAL TAX
>PAY THE CAPITAL GAINS TAX
>PULL THE SHEETS RIGHT OFF THE MATTRESS THAT YOU STOLE FROM YOUR ROOMMATE BACK IN BOULDER
>WATCH SPORTS
>GET A PERMIT TO IMPROVE YOUR OWN HOME
>SELECT ALL STREET SIGNS
>BUY THE SUBSCRIPTION BOX
>BELIEVE IN DINOSAURS
>BELIEVE IN SPACE
>READ THE BIBLE
>SHAKE WELL!
>DO NOT TRUST YOUR SENSES
>PICK A TIE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP
>GET ADDICTED TO BASEDJAKPOSTING SO YOU ACCIDENTALLY POST A PIC OF YOUR FACE ON 4CHAN AND RUIN YOUR LIFE

[Anonymous No.23853745]

>>23853569
>>PULL THE SHEETS RIGHT OFF THE MATTRESS THAT YOU STOLE FROM YOUR ROOMMATE BACK IN BOULDER

[Anonymous No.23853807]

>>23853569
>GET A PERMIT TO IMPROVE YOUR OWN HOME
Why is this bad? You're increasing equity

[Anonymous No.23853862]

>>23853807
Why should you need to get a permit?

[Anonymous No.23853920]

What's the alternative you useless NEET

[Anonymous No.23853927]

>>23853569
>>EAT PEANUT BUTTER M&M’s (NOT REESE’S PIECES)
Explain?

[Anonymous No.23853947]

>>23853569
>DO NOT EAT SILICA GEL PACKET

[Anonymous No.23853951]

>>23853569
>>GET ADDICTED TO BASEDJAKPOSTING SO YOU ACCIDENTALLY POST A PIC OF YOUR FACE ON 4CHAN AND RUIN YOUR LIFE
?

[Anonymous No.23853960]

>>23853927
The real redpill is peanut m&ms

[Anonymous No.23853971]

>>23853960
But OP is advocating for Reese’s Pieces...

[Anonymous No.23853992]

>>23853569
dinos are real faggot
rest of it is spot on

[Anonymous No.23854078]

>>23853569
Unironically, just use Kleros. Imagine thinking this wasn't always the end game. The pajeet memes, the forced FUD. It's all happening TONIGHT.

[Anonymous No.23854099]

>>23854078
Is the disputed election going to be settled in Kleros court?

[Anonymous No.23854114]

But the mandalorian guys!

[Anonymous No.23854119]

>>23853947

[Anonymous No.23854209]

>Use cash, bartering, or honor-colateralized contracts
>Vote online
>Listen to the economics podcast
>Turn off the smart remote
>Eat the double cheeseburger
>Drink the carbon dioxide
>Trust the nervous system
>Eat Reese's Piece as they have a more subtle mixture of peanut butter and chocolate rather than the uninspired mix of the M&Ms
>Eat Classic Lay's
>Use the PIN for simple objective employer identification and access
>Epstein was likely not the only one, it is not unreasonable to believe that the ultra-rich are able to live above the law
>Have sex
>Authority should be mutually beneficial
>What the fuck is fractional reserve banking? Seems very strange to make money out ot nothing. I would like a more thorough explanation.
>Tax the billionaire a fair share
>Pay the taxes for fraction of public services used
>See above.
>See above.
>Fund the happiness-generating activities of the local community
>I will not pay the capital gains tax given that it is not intuitive as suggested by the principles of an effective tax
>ICE ON MY NECK AND MY MOMMA LIKE: BOY WHERE YOU GET ALL OF THAT CASH?
>Do not consume the panem et circum
>Fix your own home if you can otherwise hire someone who can without asking mommy government for permission
>Legacy captcha
>Do not provide predictable income to the subscription box company
>Maybe evolution is not real
>Have YOU been to space?
>Do not glorify the old collection of myths
>Do not excite the molecules in your drink
>May I feel, taste, smell, see, and hear your brapper, my lady?
>Do not fall for the two party population control
>Too late

[Anonymous No.23854235]

>>23854209
For you >>23853920

[Anonymous No.23855216]

>>23853927
oh no he actually fell for it

[Anonymous No.23855276]

>>23853569
>BE HAPPY
>OWN NOTHING

[Anonymous No.23856363]

>>23853862
Lol are you twelve?

[Anonymous No.23856380]

take your meds.

[Anonymous No.23856404]

>DO NOT DRINK THE COAL MINE TAILINGS

[Anonymous No.23856424]

>>23853569
i have an 801 credit score from just buying groceries with money i already had and paying it with cash immediately. I dont really plan to use it though. maybe if i need a mortgage but i also am considering taking out a massive loan and Sam Hydeing my creditors

[Anonymous No.23856448]

>>23853569
you sure know a lot about the normie perspective anon
just announce you are a newfag next time