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How do you escape this dilemma?

>> No.23847332

>>23847318
Single forever with my whores

>> No.23847335

>>23847318
dont be ugly

>> No.23847358

>>23847332
Based

>> No.23847418

>>23847318
wtf are these gay ass choices?
I get money so I can do whatever the fuck I want
5 years tops and I'll have the perfect android waifu anyways. I'm thinking having her be elvish to start

>> No.23847431

>>23847318
Are you retarded? Males have it easier every year if the are over 25. Just get a normal 20-25 year old girl at 27. Never date single moms or older women, unless they are over 35 and MILFs(only for sex of course).

>> No.23847446

>>23847318
if these are your three options at the start if your peak you were never going to be loved anyways. inb4 cope, im going to fuck teenagers well into my 40s and theres nothing you ugly trannies and bitter incels can do about it.

>> No.23847452

>>23847318
That's a quartlemma retard, there are three option not two.

>> No.23847780

marry a 23 year old lol

>> No.23847843

>/biz/ - Business & Finance

>> No.23847868

Serious question: how do you stop "I can do better" syndrome as a guy?

Every time I enter a relationship with a girl who likes me back, I always feel like I can do better even though I clearly can't because I'm a sperg.

>> No.23847920

You can just join your local church of LDS and find an 18 year old virgin. 27 is not that old for a man you're still a child what the fuck is wrong with you, you spastic retard?

>> No.23847951

>>23847868
How long are these relationships? It goes away after you impregnate a women and your father instincts kick in, but it wont hold longer than 5-7 years.

>> No.23847963

>>23847332
Fpbp.
As a married man I would rather be single. Shes always demanding I spend time with her more. I just want to drink and game when I'm not waging

>> No.23847971

>>23847318
Chart is fundamentally flawed. This only applies to dating a woman who's age 27+. If you're a man aged 27 just date a younger woman.

>> No.23847991

>>23847868
It helps to have self-awareness. Everyone you ever meet will be imperfect, just like you will always be imperfect to them. It requires empathy to recognize flaws in other people and to love them regardless.
Doesn't mean you shouldn't have standards, but that you should carefully consider where your priorities lie, and which priorities are more important than others.

>> No.23848046

>>23847780
How to attract younger girls without seeming like a pedo

>> No.23848116
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23848116

Dating your step-dad is the best option.

But in all seriousness, at 27 you're prime age for zoomer girls. Girls go for older men. I never understood how cute girls always dated balding 30 year old dudes until became one myself. They throw themselves at you. Especially if they're 16/17 and technically legal in your state. It must be biologically programmed or something. Was a virgin until I was 27, and then out of nowhere I was literally having threesomes with girls who weren't even out of high school yet. No need to sugar daddy either, though they tend to appreciate if you buy them Five Guys after.

>> No.23848118

Buy Link

>> No.23848136

I am nearly 27 and the amount of consistent quality pussy I’ve had from ages 19-22 in the last year would be staggering to my younger self. You don’t even realize it’s going on when you’re their age/in college.

>> No.23848137

>>23848046
they gotta be attracted to you first m8.

>> No.23848145

>>23847951
Usually a month or so but right now I'm in my longest one, almost a year. She's the sweetest girl I've met, bakes for me, is starting her own businesss(rich parents), a little clingy but that's alright. Maybe it's the fact that girls in the past have played games with me that has screwed up my mind. I miss the hunt. The thrill of not knowing whether or not she likes you back. And whenever I see one of those skinny young goth/egirls, I get the urge to cheat even though I have something great.

>>23847991
This actually helps a lot anon, thanks. I feel like society has gotten me to raise my standards through the roof, the same way it's gotten so many women to ignore sub-chads. Gotta reset my brain.

>> No.23848170

go for someone younger, obviously

>> No.23848234

>>23848145
Stop using social media if you havent already, that shit ruins your view to the world. Your current girl sound pretty good, but I wont let here start her own buisness. After that she gets corrupted by the bullshit buisness world. Your brain will always tell you to impregnate young girls, unless you start a family.

>> No.23848241

>>23847431
Agreed

>> No.23848255

>>23848046
Just treat them like an equal

>> No.23848323

>>23847318
The obvious answer is "ugly" girls. Thing is, you are probably ugly so it is just accepting what you really deserve. You will most likely be happier choosing this path as you move on from denial.

>> No.23848327

>>23848116
>>23848136
how do you pick up these girls exactly? where you find them?

>> No.23848339

>>23848327
tinder

>> No.23848348

>>23848327
Anime conventions.

>> No.23848365

>>23847780
around here those are all single mothers too

>> No.23848372

>>23847318
holy shit fuk u im 27

>> No.23848403

>>23848348
jesus christ dude

>> No.23848430
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>>23847318
Embrace the fourth position

>> No.23848473

>>23847318
I don't care who you date, but if you value your money, sanity and self-respect, you will NEVER marry!

>> No.23848500

>>23848327
Just talk to them or message and ask for sex.
It takes half an hour of chatting to get young sluts to come for a sexdate. I find it unironically more thrilling to search for a good whore, than spending time to fuck just some dumb slut.

>> No.23848567

>>23847318
you and whoever thinks like you are completely retarded.
I'm 37 and this year was the best for me regarding banging younger hotties. Including a threesome with two 21 year olds and the girl I'm currently dating is 24.
But yeah, don't be ugly, and don't be weird.

>> No.23848603

>>23848255
Women think your gay if you treat them as you do men

>> No.23848618

>>23847318
Be above average

>> No.23848634

>>23847318
4th path
>harem of teenage asian girls

>> No.23848661

>>23847318
Single forever sperm donor

You will have dozens of children by the end of your life and they might have a lot to say about you when you cuck your step dad at the reunion.

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23848731

>>23848403
What, something wrong with costhots?

>> No.23848734

>>23848116
Great larp

>> No.23848755

>>23847318
Attention anons you are in a roastie patio thread
Men only get better as they age into their 30’s and some into their 40’s if they are top 10%.
I know it’s statistically impossible but OP is a worn out 26 year old with 2 children trying to demoralize you into her own misery. Or Sam Hyde

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23848771

>>23848734
Dude, I'm not even good looking. Literally go to an anime convention cosplaying as some flavor of the month character, find the youngest girls cosplaying from the same series, ask to take pictures, and there's like a 8/10 chance she'll be sucking your dick by the end of the night.

>> No.23848773

>>23848755
>Patio
>Psyop

>> No.23848790

drink heavily.

>> No.23848891

>>23847318
Younger women.

>> No.23848915

>>23847920
>find an 18 year old virgin
I knew a guy who fell for this meme and married a young little Christian girl. I fucked her lol

>> No.23849009

>>23847963
>drinking
>gaming
>waging

Wow you sound like a real catch.

>> No.23849073

>>23848915
I swear married Christian girls are the most repressed sluts there are
I rented with a Christian couple when I was 25 and the guy's wife was constantly flirting with me and some other guy when he wasn't around.

>> No.23849155 [DELETED] 

>>23848661
You have to be tall to be a sperm donor

>> No.23849168

>>23848771
tell us a story anon <3

>> No.23849330

>>23849009
shut the fuck up roastie

>> No.23849640

>>23847332
same
its not very fulfilling tho

>> No.23849931

>>23847318
hopefully you have your financials sorted because that one takes a few years

but you need to learn pua, people hate it and think its a scam but its the results that count

and its taking the power of the situation back into your hands, i know its difficult, but its the next step after cash if you're in this situation and want to be happy

>> No.23849959

Life sucks, and then you die.

>> No.23850072

>>23849959
Legit

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23850088

>>23847318
>27
>doesn't already have 3 kids

>> No.23850110

>>23850088
Sip

>> No.23850449

>>23848136
Die

>> No.23850479

>>23847318
Demoralization thread

Kill all social engineers