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>> No.23836347

GME bros...

>> No.23836352

Looks like vaccine is not the saviour we needed bull bros..

>> No.23836353

CORSAIR

>> No.23836354

AAL bros...

>> No.23836355

WHAT IN OBLIVION WAS THAT

>> No.23836364
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23836364

Happy Marine Corps birthday to all past and present Marines of /smg/! Hope you’ve been stacking NEE. Going to go shooting after work then my wife is baking me a cake

>> No.23836366

Wich one of you losers will be going to the hospital to have his DNA modified via mRNA because he wants a chance of immunity for one of the many COVID mutations?

>> No.23836371

>>23836355
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

>> No.23836373

Post yfw you thought you bought the top but it keeps pumping

>> No.23836374

>>23836329
>This is just companies taking part in administrative procedures
What the fuck do you think lobbying is you fucking retard?

>> No.23836382

Do I buy PLTR now or is it expected to dip more on earnings?

>> No.23836386
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23836386

BABA bros this is the bottom, right?

>> No.23836389

>woke up to big gains with CRSR
This stock fucking rules
Hasn't let me down yet

>> No.23836390

I'm up 10% on SQQQ, sell today?

>> No.23836393

>crsr
Net revenue was $457.1 million, an increase of 60.7% year-over-year. Gamer and creator peripherals segment net revenue was $161.6 million, an increase of 128.8% year-over-year. Gaming components and systems segment net revenue was $295.5 million, an increase of 38.3% year-over-year.

>> No.23836394

>>23836374
Wait. Do you think e.g. that when an individual takes part in an administrative takes part in a city hall in the matters of building more sidewalks that's lobbying? lol

>> No.23836398

>>23836355
GET ON WITH IT

>> No.23836403

>>23836382

Buy because this is the cheapest it will ever be.

>> No.23836404

>>23836393
Oh my fuck

>> No.23836405

Any notable cheapies today or should I just wait until the whole market pulls back? Looking to put profits from yesterday somewhere.

>> No.23836407

>>23836389
q3 earnings just got released >>23836393

>> No.23836414
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friendly reminder to not invest in women

>> No.23836417
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>>23836364
what the fuck

>> No.23836420
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23836420

>He invested in the nexts Pets.com rather than in Oil and boomerstocks
Imagine being a NASKEK

>> No.23836423

>>23836405
PLTR is on discount for today it seems

>> No.23836426
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23836426

>vaccine announced
>rlftf takes 19% hit because people think therapeutics won't be needed even though we are THIS close to getting EAU
>rlftf takes another 14% hit today

>> No.23836435

>>23836414
These are both things that could easily happen due to certain circumstances im not really understanding this

>> No.23836440

>>23836394
Individual takes part in administrative procedures in order to have something that personally benefits him and is payed by the community rather than out of his own pocket?

Damn right that's lobbyng you humogous piece of shit schizo.

>> No.23836442

>>23836393
gmi CRSR frens

>> No.23836443
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nasdaq more like the nasJUST

>> No.23836462
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23836462

I should just do options instead

>> No.23836466

>>23836435
Women are shallow and terrible, what's not to get?

>> No.23836474

>>23836440
Fuck me. It seems all Public Law is lobbying.

>Oh, my tax assessment arrived and I disagree with it.
>Well, it seems I just need to initiate an administrative procedure in order for the Tax Authority to reevaluate the tax due
>Did I say administrative procedure? I meant I need to lobby the Tax Authority
ok, retard

>> No.23836476

>>23836364
Going to accumulate on any dips until it's at least 20% of my portfolio.

>> No.23836481
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23836481

Post your /based/ portfolios

>> No.23836482
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23836482

hello, would you burgers invest in this chart?

>> No.23836485

>>23836435
Women are idiots. That's all you need to understand.

>> No.23836486

>>23836466
Idk I've been married for 4 years and I've never experienced harsh illogical judgement like this

>> No.23836497

>>23836481
i only know corsair from their ram, how does it compare to other ram sellers?

>> No.23836503

>>23836482
>he wants to buy the top
classical /biz/

>> No.23836516

The bloodbath we're about to experience today will hopefully teach you once and for all not to buy anything when the entire market goes 20% up.

>> No.23836518

When does the rotation out of tech end?

>> No.23836524

>>23836497
They also sell alot of pc components like mise, keyboards, headset and have streamer gear

>> No.23836530

>>23836474
>implying that's wouldn't be possible
The only difference between an individual and big company is the amoutn of pressure they can exert to have the law bend their way.
Individual can do jackshit because he's a slave the begin with while the corporation can just buy off a few executives for mad profit down the road by making all the wagies pay for it.

You can play dumb all you want but your lies have no effect here.

>> No.23836532

>>23836405
Media and consumer stocks sold off yesterday.

ATVI
BYND
ETSY
NFLX
PINS
PTON
TWLO

Tons more so pick any cheapies you like.

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>>23836462
imagine your broker has ads in it lmfao

>> No.23836539

>>23836497
In my experience their sticks have been more consistent out the box and can be depended on, never had one fail on me. They also sell cases, coolers, fans, PSUs and gayming peripherals like m/kb and headsets.

>> No.23836540

My bank calls are safe during this crash, right?

>> No.23836541

>>23836518
Starts today

>> No.23836551

>>23836530
Well, he claimed to be a tax lawyer on the previous thread. He certainly argues like one.

>> No.23836564
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23836564

got my OCDO, HSBA & LLOY

feeling incredibly comfy right now

>>23836532
>>23836405
what do you guys think about SHOP? still overpriced right?

>> No.23836567

>>23836541
I guess either end of this day or after close

>> No.23836573

>>23836524
>>23836539
sounds quite diversified. its been a quite since i built a pc so im a bit out of the loop. now do they compare with everything else? i do remember seeing the PSUs and they seemed decent

>> No.23836574

>>23836516
shut up you filthy bear

>> No.23836579

>>23836518
NASDAQ below 11000

>> No.23836583

>>23836503
>tfw unironically interviewed for that company in 2017 and got rejected

>> No.23836584

I don’t get it
Do retards think no one will use tech because a vaccine that was tested on 8 people was (((successful)))?

>> No.23836585

>>23836535
Thiis isn't my broker I use Fidelity. This is yahoo finance, I just use it to check premarket and aftermarket prices.

>> No.23836586

>>23836530
>taking refuge in legal personality
ok, retard. you moved the goalpost thus I will assume you admitted defeat.

>> No.23836587

should I sell my corsair stock?
have been holding since $21

>> No.23836593

>>23836518
The big hands haven't even started yet. Yesterday was just robinhooders and memetraders FOMOing. The big boys don't take their decisions as fast, nor as lightly. Rotation starts now, and will last 2-3 weeks.

>> No.23836595

I am so curious how the new vaccine wich has to be cooled at -70 degrees will save the world

>> No.23836601

short NIO today, literally free money

>> No.23836608

So CRSRbros.. I've been monitoring premarket and it's gone from 12% from before earnings were announced to 6% atm, this doesn't see, to bode well, sell on open?

>> No.23836612

>>23836587
Why?

>> No.23836616

>>23836586
If your fallacies makes you sleep better, whatever. You sure told me everything I wanted to hear from you, so I'll take it for a victory on my own as well. Sorry you can't do jackshit about it.

>> No.23836618

>>23836564
I'd like shares but $900 a pop is out of my price league.

>> No.23836619

>>23836532
Thanks bro I think I'll just pick up a few NFLX and leave it at that for now

>> No.23836621

>>23836587
No. Diamond Hands.

>> No.23836624

>>23836573
Corsair is a bit more high-end compared to lets say Logitech. They have an apple approach for brand name/build quality.

>> No.23836628

>>23836584
No they are suggesting it’s going to settle back to normal. Remember that tech is inflated right now due to covid speculation. Things here in florida are already back to normal and the rest of the country isn’t far behind. Tech will dump until it levels out. This might make you upset but it’s a certainty

>> No.23836629

>>23836595
The vaccine doesn't have to do anything because the virus doesn't do anything.

>> No.23836631

>>23836608
Usual pre-market (((tricks)))

>> No.23836632

>>23836601
No.

-NIOchad

>> No.23836633

>>23836584
No, retards think that every pandemic stock that went nuts over the last 8 months is about to revert back to pre-covid levels
I think this is going to be true for some of the true memes like peloton and zoom, but to think that we're all just going to suddenly stop using and innovating in tech fields as a whole is dumb as fuck

>> No.23836634

>>23836612
what this guys says>>23836608

>> No.23836636
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23836636

@UPS shill, kys. It only crabs if not slow bleeds

>> No.23836638

>>23836601
Every time I've heard this I've lost money

>> No.23836644

>>23836601
that's a weird way to spell Tesla

>> No.23836646

>>23836638
so go long?

>> No.23836648

>>23836608
>>23836634
I got in under 20 so im not really worried. If it tanks ill buy alot more.

>> No.23836655

Lol chink stocks

>> No.23836657

>>23836364
0331 here, Semper Fi!

Glad I got out of TQQQ yesterday when I did, holy shit.

>> No.23836658

>>23836618
i'm ok with fractional shares but even then it just looks too expensive. i do believe in the product though (as in, i have friends who use it sell and it seems far better than etsy). will just wait longer i think it will fall more

>> No.23836659

>>23836364
Oorah!

>> No.23836666

>>23836518
15 years. Sorry bro, you bought the top of the Dot Com bubble.

>> No.23836672
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The Dow is up! It's gonna be a great day for sure!

>> No.23836673

>>23836608
Sell. I'm already shorting it.

>> No.23836677
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23836677

yes
YES

>> No.23836680

>>23836666
Checked, he sure did

>> No.23836684

>>23836633
>memes like peloton
What happened to the cheap bike Amazon wanted to sell?
Also, yesterday Planet Fitness came close to its ATH lmao.

>> No.23836687

>>23836584


it doesnt matter if people use tech or not ,valuations are too high.
why should I buy Netflix at PE 100 when I can buy something else at PE 18?

you confuse good company with good investment, its a common mistake so I dont blame you.

>> No.23836692

>>23836657
0311 here. I bought SQQQ on Friday but sold after only 5% profit. Should have held overnight

>> No.23836693
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>>23836666
checked

>> No.23836696

another question for you burgers, for daytrading on any of your markets, do stocks ever respect VWAP? i havent bothered going through the high volume ones on tradingview yet just to take a look, i thought id just ask you based individuals instead

>> No.23836702

>>23836417
4-1 stock split

>> No.23836708
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23836708

Glad i bought airlines and cruises stocks. Now that vaccine will cure everyone, 2021 will be tourism boom age.

>> No.23836717

made $1000 shorting NIO on 20 times leverage all the way till today 42.8 then rebought it on 43 and sold it again on 44$ god damm I love how much NIO swings its literally free money

>> No.23836719

>>23836708
Lol
There will be a realisation that the vaccine makes fuck all difference

>> No.23836720

>>23836696
I don't know. I've never used the TA. Volume profiles much better imo tho.

>> No.23836721

So...are ((( they))) going to pump it on open like yesterday and bait in bulls and then crash it right after close as usual?

>> No.23836723
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>>23836657
Same

>> No.23836724

>>23836687
>why should I buy Netflix at PE 100 when I can buy something else at PE 18?
If we get funny money stimulus coming in, the reflationary trade is back. If we get lockdowns, the covid trade is back. If the vaccine falls through or isn't as effective as promised, we rotate back out.
Too many scenarios where tech and growth win.

>> No.23836737

gonna buy ZM since the vaccine news turned out to be a joke

>> No.23836740

>>23836719
it makes the normies feel better emotionally, and allows governments and excuse to open crap back up.

>> No.23836742
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23836742

Bought a 4chan ad with my t212 referral link a whole total of 0 people signed up from 60k impressions

>> No.23836751

>>23836721
Yes.

>> No.23836752

All in on GME cheapies?

>> No.23836755

>>23836692
Same but I held, now I'm up 10% and I'm nervous. But I'ma stick with it. Semper fi.

>> No.23836759
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it do be like that

>> No.23836763

>>23836742
Do you sell games from brick and mortar outlets?

>> No.23836767
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NOOOOO MY HECKING AMAZONERINO gonna lose another $100 when the market opens from the looks of it

>> No.23836769

>>23836751
How do they get away with it everytime?

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23836775

hope you guys bought the dip
also magic digits

>> No.23836780

>>23836763
funny you ask I do own a store like Gamestop in my city

>> No.23836781

NFLX and PTON cheapies today. will wait till after ER for PLTR

>> No.23836784

Why is Joe Kernen so batshit. I sort of enjoy it because he is like a crazy uncle that has lost his shit but it can be super cringy at times.

>> No.23836788

What's the best way to invest in this shit from Ireland bros

>> No.23836796

>>23836687
if the company with p/e of 18 has shit earnings reports while p/e of 100 company smashes them every time, it doesnt really matter what the p/e is, its all about the quality of the earnings

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>>23836337
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23836805
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>>23836775
5:1 reverse split

>> No.23836806

>>23836788
What?

>> No.23836810

>>23836775
In case you're serious, there was a reverse split.

>> No.23836811

>>23836788
I use Trading212 they have no fees in any way and you can top up via a visa or mastercard very simple and straightforward

>> No.23836814

>>23836755
YUT

>> No.23836820

Why is SPY dying? Surely it’ll go green right?

>> No.23836829

>>23836742
And that surprises you? You know we can just use it from their home page to ditch your ref, right?

plz follow on twitter and instagram I follow back.

>> No.23836835
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23836835

Please, explain why is PG in free fall? People are going to stop buying it's products because of the meme vaccine?

>> No.23836838

Is there a reason Intlel dumped this month?

>> No.23836839

>>23836829
I gave it a try since ads on 4chan are dirt cheap,well it makes sense why since none of them converts

>> No.23836843

>>23836769
No one comes kicking down their door to teach them not to steal.

>> No.23836850

>>23836784
he's been soft ever since he made andrew cry on tv

>> No.23836855

>>23836835
Overvaljewed. Now correcting (by seizing the cash of the goyim)

>> No.23836862
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23836862

this fucking autist already deleted his tweet as usual

>> No.23836864

>>23836781
PTON got Beyoncé money now!
Part 2 of Cuties on NFLX when?

>> No.23836865

>>23836839
You got all shill and bot views, every non retard here uses adblock

>> No.23836867

>>23836862
goddamn i love christian bale so much

>> No.23836872

So is the cannabis run over?

>> No.23836877

>>23836850
God that was gold. I hope Andrew carries that shame with him for the rest of his life. Fucking liberal scum

>> No.23836881

>>23836838
Shit company with shit direction.
On a slow crawl towards death.

>> No.23836882

>>23836838
Trash company that now lost 4% of their global revenue with Apple moving to their own processors

>> No.23836890

>>23836838
Intel has now joined the ranks of Cisco, Oracle, IBM, and Dell and become an archaic shitheap that simply exists and does nothing of note besides fulfill existing contracts that shouldn't be in place.

>> No.23836901

>>23836835
Vaccine means nobody will ever buy toilet paper again.
Check out Clorox for an even stronger overreaction.

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>>23836835
Same with my ULVR today, which definitely isn't overvalued. It's fine, doesn't matter, Just a reaction to the vaccine shit. PG and the like are long term holds. They will both do great at the next ER

>> No.23836910

>tfw when Randstad at 51
>tfw when sold @ 38,65 in April

>> No.23836916

>>23836865
I'm gonna spam BBC on /pol/ again fuck this

>> No.23836922

>>23836838

leltel has been stagnate for years now.

>> No.23836930

>>23836862
Is it GME??

>> No.23836947

>>23836890
>Dell
I forgot they exist

>> No.23836949

>>23836364
Semper fi brother
>>23836657
No shit? I’m also a 31! Were you with a line company or caat? I’m a 240 gunner right now hopefully I’ll pick up team leader when I hit corporal this year

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imagine being a loser who preorders his vidya shit from Amazon instead of Walmart (or Gamestop)

oh i guess Bestbuy and Target are also ok, but Amazon's share of consoles is the lowest of all those retailers

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just tell me my spy calls are gonna be ok frens

>> No.23836955

LAST CHANCE TO BUY KTOV UNDER $4.20

>> No.23836956

>>23836916
It's be funnier if you made ads for that pig faggot who posted his asshole every day until he got doxxed

>> No.23836963

So I started trading with $3000 in october I'm currently at $5600 in 1 month and 5 days did I just have beginners luck or am I actually competent?

I used to flip items/merch in the runescape GE before so this pretty much feels like the same thing

>> No.23836965

>>23836910
wait they are publicly traded? fucking rubbish company

>> No.23836980

>>23836963
Good job anon. And I have no idea what you did so can't answer why that happened.

>> No.23836983
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23836983

I am about back to even on WFC. I have about 5% of my portfolio in it rn. Should I get out of that and consolidate in JPM?

>> No.23836984

>>23836963

positions?

>> No.23836986

>>23836965
Yup, and same
t. summerjob via Randstad

>> No.23836989
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23836989

>Dow rippin'
>tech dippin'

Yup.... now THIS is investing

>> No.23836990

>>23836963
>did I just have beginners luck or am I actually competent?
dunno, you'll find out in a year or so. if you can keep it up forever then you're the best trader in the world.

>> No.23836992

>>23836930
sort of

Walmart and Gamestop each have (apparently) ~30% of the console allocations, Bestbuy and Target ~15% each. That leaves less than 5% for Amazon considering there are obviously other retailers
We already know Gamestop gets their more than their fair share of Nintendo shit thanks to Reggie too

we gonna be red today though, the only hope is that we'll eventually swing green to fuck over puts too. This shit isn't doing anything until Q3

>> No.23836995

>>23836953
Imagine paying monthly fees for a ponctual service.

>> No.23837001

>>23836955
Why?

>> No.23837003

WKHS looking good again. Maybe an actual uptrend starting.

>> No.23837005

>>23836980

>>23836984

I just sit down at the market when it opened bought a bunch of stocks when i saw them crashing then sold it within a few minutes for a few cents higher as they rebound for 3-4 hours a day

>> No.23837007

>>23836963
everybody is a genius in a bullmarket

lucky for you, stonks always go up

>> No.23837011
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23837011

>>23836417
>He sold?
>He bought again?

>> No.23837015

>>23836855
I can't believe I bout PG's all time high and ATH of many others. How could I avoid it? I don't even remember the moment. I was so frustrated by being full cash during more than one week everyday pump that it was just impossible to not to buy this shit as it looked like it will go up forever.

>> No.23837017

Any chance of a PTON rallying today? TSLA also looking juicy down in the 4teens.
also, of all the travel stocks, why did AAL tank?

>> No.23837019
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23837019

>tfw turned 30 half an hour ago

what do boomers invest in, /smg/?

>> No.23837025

>>23837005
Nice yes good strat then. You'll do fine. Never become the "I left money on the table" guy. Lock in the profits. If it goes higher, let it go. Stick with a plan for entrance and exit.

>> No.23837030

>cräb eet

>> No.23837039

>>23837017
>why did AAL tank?
don't they have the worst balance sheet? it was doing poorly even BEFORE covid when airliners in general were finally doing so well after decades of shit

>> No.23837040

>>23836949
What kind of new gear do y’all have? I got out as an 11 in 2016

>> No.23837045

>>23836949
I was in a line company, 18 years ago (salt dog, lol). I was a 240 Gunner. Are 41s still the shitbags of every weapons platoon?

>> No.23837046

>>23837019
Monster is publicly traded. You know what to do.

>> No.23837047

hey what do yall think of the 6 month outlook for BABA?

Will Ant Group IPO before then?

I see a bunch of reports on "regulations could cut Ant value in half" but no descriptions on *why* the regulations would cut its value in half.

>> No.23837048

>>23837019
happy birthday anon. Time to park your money in some random mutual fund your financial advisor picked for you and some bonds.

>> No.23837055

>>23837015
Did you ask yourself what caused market to go up last week? If nothing substantial then it's going to dip. And no, media electing Biden is not substantial.

>> No.23837056
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Over the last 4 days I've quintupled my portfolio on disgusting weekly NIO calls. I feel like a commie agent but it feels really good to be up so much. Someone stop me before I buy more of these fucking dumb options.

>> No.23837061

>>23837040
>>23837040
>Look ma,a pair of boots.

Salty 0311 coming through. Happy Birthday devil dicks

>> No.23837063

What happened to the virginsdaq?

>> No.23837077

>>23837063
there might be a vaccine therefore we will never use iphones or watch netflix ever again

>> No.23837083

>>23837019
utilities

once i become 6 figure non-poorfag I will dump some money AWK, NEE and/or AQN, and more money into TSM since that's as vital as utilities

>> No.23837087
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>>23837048
>Investing in a mutual fund instead of just a low-cost index fund
>Paying money for a financial advisor

>> No.23837093

Let's say the vac works perfectly and the coof is defeated, will stonks go back to their pre-coof value or could they stay down for some reason?

>> No.23837111

>>23837093
they would tank even more because people will then look just at financials and they will be very bad because of covid times

>> No.23837118

>>23837093
which stonks? 6 of them make up 30% of sp500

>> No.23837119

>>23836737
Elaborate on this? Is the vaccine a dud?

>> No.23837128

>>23837077
So should we buy that movie theater company?

>> No.23837132

>>23837087
the problem is some people have retirment/pension plans with their companies and they're only going to match their contributions if it's with mutual funds with the partnered financial service, not stocks

irrc they're not that bad, the expense ratios are still relatively low like 0.2% or something. They have their own versions of SPY
my mom asked me more help to set her shit up

i told her it's probably better to just 50% of her shit into bonds since she needs to protect the wealth instead of risking more into equities.. i hope that was okay...i think the yields still beat inflation rate at least

>> No.23837135

Do I sell my SPY puts that expire tomorrow at open or hold for a bit?

>> No.23837140

Console releases this week. GME Bros, is the short squeeze still on? I've forgotten the original game plan. Short squeeze and sell before, during or after console releases?

>> No.23837141

>4chan is 90% Marines
Happy Birthday brothers!

>> No.23837143

>>23837128
Buy AMC and sell $4 or $5 calls that expire Friday.

>> No.23837145

>>23836708
Careful anon, it will still take a long time to reach pre-March levels. That being said, I don't get how Pfizer is still below ATH. Like what the fuck. They are way ahead of everyone else and they are one of the biggest pharma companies of the world.

>> No.23837148

>>23837093
>will stonks go back to their pre-coof value
fuck this mentality lel

it's got to be the reason Gamestop is having a hard time going up because they see it already mooned like 3x its pre-coof valuation even though it was trading at a ridiculous 0.05x of its revenues then

>> No.23837152

>>23837087
You're not thinking like a boomer anon.

>> No.23837161

semper pee everybody

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>>23837128
idk some people are, i won't though. i'm acquiring defence, banks and industrials, as and when i can afford to do so

>> No.23837168

>>23837135
well spy's biggest holding is apple, and people aren't going to need iphones now that there's a vaccine so you're probably safe holding on a bit.

>> No.23837179

>>23837141
Hilariously I managed to figure out I was shit posting on /k/ with a guy from my platoon I was deployed with in 2010. Was bizarre. I think I told a story or vice versa and we figured it out cause it sounded so similar.

>> No.23837182

>>23837119
It's highly impractical, it has to be stocked in special fridges basically no one posses, so that outs distriution to local doctors and most hospitals.
Also it modifies your DNA, but that information wasn't put at the forefront, you had to dig for it. What kind of people would get a shot that permatently make their body do something it's not supposed to only to affect one variant of the virus that may no longer exist within a week only to be replaced with an other variant you're not immune to.
It's bonkers.

>> No.23837184

>>23837145
>That being said, I don't get how Pfizer is still below ATH
pharmaceuticals are a huge moneysink
it only gets harder to develop new drugs over time
it's not something i would keep money in long-term

>> No.23837192

>>23837145
>>23837145
>That being said, I don't get how Pfizer is still below ATH. Like what the fuck. They are way ahead of everyone else and they are one of the biggest pharma companies of the world.
wow yeah i just had a look

PFE 25 p/e
AZN 100 p/e

damn

>> No.23837193

>tfw had a sell limit of my apple calls at $122 yesterday
>goes to 121.6
>I go to sleep thinking it's a done deal
>wake up
>It never reached and went all the way down to 116
WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT

>> No.23837206

>SNDL
bros...

>> No.23837216

>>23836435
Normie women are taught by society to be really shallow and irrational. You need to find a "weird" girl that deviates significantly from societal expectations if you don't want to neck yourself by the second year. Part of the reason that everyone here is so obsessed with tradwives, because being "traditional" is counterculture in 2020, but they're not the only option.

>> No.23837219

>>23837193
>>It never reached and went all the way down to 116
greedy piggy

>> No.23837221

>not buying AMC and selling covered calls.

>> No.23837222

>>23837145
they're running out of aborted fetus cells and soon must select another volunteer
that's gonna be a bad day for the stock

>> No.23837223

you bought the top yesterday, now it is time to sell the dip to keep /biz/ traditions alive.

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after around 8 hours even these shitty Xbox S bundles sold out

look at those ridiculous bundles

>> No.23837232

>>23837145
Pfizer is giving out the vaccine for FREEEEEEEEEEEE.

Bearish

Also, buy Gold and BOIL.

>> No.23837235

>>23837206
What's your average? And gameplan? I think I'll just pray and hold.

>> No.23837236

>>23837206
>SNDL
why would you even buy that famalam

>> No.23837251

>>23836811
God bless fellow

>> No.23837259

>>23837236
I flipped some calls on it the other week.

>> No.23837264

>>23836862
He always does that, but he is pretty based. His tweets are the only reason I downloaded the twitter app and activated push messages for his tweets, otherwise you'll mostly miss them.

>> No.23837268

>>23837232
WTF!!! THEY SHOULD BE CHARGING LIKE FIFTEEN GRAND A DOSE! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS COMPANY!

>> No.23837272

Got promoted today. What do I blow my bonus on?

>> No.23837284

Wow, the stuff I sold is redder than yesterday and the stuff I kept is green. I'm feeling vindicated.

>> No.23837286

Walking is for dummies
>t. 2D LAR

>> No.23837288

>>23837229
I haven't bought a console since WiiU, but I also don't play online games really, and none of my friends like me anymore because I like Trump and I'm an alcoholic

>> No.23837296

>>23837272
Hookers and blow and penny stocks.

>> No.23837302

>>23837272
How did you get promoted anon? Also ITM spy puts expiring in Feb. Election lawfare nonsense will hurt the market

>> No.23837304

>>23837268
They care more about goverment goodwill in the next years. They go long, good for them.

>> No.23837307

>>23837288
>I like Trump and I'm an alcoholic
Checked

>> No.23837311

>>23836337
Naaaa Robinhood traders don't fuck with boomer stonks, they only buy tech. We'll (nasdaq) be green by 10am

>> No.23837322

>>23837288
All my friends are also alcoholics and like trump, but when we get together and play video games we just play the super nintendo emulator thing.

>> No.23837335

HSBA is still so fucking cheap

as soon as they re-announce their dividend it's going to be good times. i wish i had more cash

>> No.23837340

>>23837288
We can be frens anon

>> No.23837345

>>23836573
They're known for good quality PSUs and memory sticks. All their other gear (mice, keyboards etc.) are absolute trash and their software icue is legendary piece of shit. Never buying a corsair product again. I actually even chose some other manufacturer's psu to my new zen 3 pc I ordered last week, despite knowing Corsair psus are really good. I just can't support the company after knowing what a hot load of garbage they let the icue software be.

>> No.23837348

>>23837232
>govt paying them 2bil for it
This is old as fuck. Do you even trade bruh

>> No.23837350

>>23837288
i'd buy the Xbox X instantly if somehow some fucker found out how to load Win10 or at least Steam on it
this is like a 0.000001% chance though

>> No.23837353

>>23837322
Why the fuck are you somehow unblocked? Did you get a new internet router? I filtered your retarded ass . Also, why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>> No.23837355

>>23837272
NIOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>23837345
>their software icue is legendary piece of shit
iktfb

>> No.23837379

>>23837350
My gtx 970 is still decent enough, I'll build a new rig at some point

>> No.23837383

>>23837182
>I'd rather inject a litteral disease agent into my body over an mRNA molecule which is just a small component
>T. Retard who has no idea how vaccines work.
I'm not getting the vaccine regardless because I'm not a cuck, but that's not how w it works.
>Super special cryogenic storage needed
For fucks sake, it's called a freezer. They've been invented already.

>> No.23837389

>>23837353
>Why the fuck are you somehow unblocked?
I don't know.

>Did you get a new internet router?
I don't know.

>Also, why haven't you killed yourself yet?
I don't know.

>> No.23837398

>>23836516
but i bought two weeks ago and my stock was crabbing and went down anyway.

>> No.23837407

>>23837288
Games nowadays are horrible either way, there's nothing out there worth spending time on

>> No.23837416

looks like UAVS might finally run today.

>> No.23837417

WHAT THE FUCK i punched in the wing 2fa coffee on wells fargo and they locked me out of my account and i need to go to a physical branch?! To get access again!

>> No.23837427

>>23837407
Indie is good sometimes though
Factorio is a great autism simulator, try it

>> No.23837437

>>23837272
GME $20c 4/16

>> No.23837440

>>23837417
it's beat down! time!

>> No.23837441

>>23836564
Redpill me on ocdo. How’s it compare to your other stocks?

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pleased with this

>> No.23837444

>>23837379
my R9 380 is crashing even when im just watching videos online
my friend told me all i had to do was bake it in the oven to refresh it and i thought he was joking

apparently it's a thing but i think i'd rather just get a new card and monitor

>> No.23837456

>>23837442
Thats great! Congratz anon

>> No.23837458

>>23837383
You don't reach -90f with "just a freezer"
Also it's just a flu so yea, I'd rather get the virus than this retarded good for nothing shot that permanently changes you for no result.

>> No.23837470

>>23837182
Wait so they're giving away a shot that alters your DNA and turns you into an alien within your own body? Fuck that. I'm not taking it, and I'm not letting my gf take it either.

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Why the fuck has CRSR dropped to +2.77% premarket what the fuck is this

>> No.23837478

>>23837444
You could try a heat gun

>> No.23837479

hmm I'm a eurotrader tech stock did bad in the morning but are up now (between 0,5% and 1,5%). so could be expecting a rally for tech stock end of the day.

>> No.23837480

>TQQQ down 4%
>Apple hasn't even dumped from their presentation yet

Can't wait to buy in at $125 today

>> No.23837485

>>23837470
What about your gf's boyfriend?

>> No.23837486

>>23837476
How does -1% post open sounds like?

>> No.23837488

>>23837441
i have only just bought it today because i was waiting for a dip. OCDO is a "pumped by corona" stock because it's home grocery delivery, but i think it's the best in class out of all the UK competitors and also they sell their logistics tech to other companies etc

so i'm bullish long term on OCDO, it's a hold. definitely DONT by if you're looking for short term gains or want to trade options with it etc

>> No.23837498

>>23837039
>>23836708
thinking of buying JETS calls for the next 2-3 weeks exp. will they bump up even more?

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>>23837486
Sounds awful - I'm actually going to report this scam to the SEC

>> No.23837502

>>23837478
yeah but i could also just sell like 30 shares of GME and buy a new GPU

>> No.23837504

>>23837442
Celebrate with an ice-cold Bang's.

>> No.23837505

anyone holding sqqq today?

>> No.23837527

>>23837505
Going to after they pump it

>> No.23837531

who out there is buying the ZM dip

>> No.23837545

>not selling weeklies on AMC to retards

It's like you don't want to make a quick $

>> No.23837553

Does Robinhood have pre-9:30 EST options trading?

>> No.23837555
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>>23837019
Happy Birthday buddy
Tcnnf - actually profitable pot stock
MMED - my recommendation
Numi - magic mushroom meme stock
Ride - real EV stock.

I had 300k cdn saved at age 30, now at 1.3 mil. Best of luck buddy!

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>>23837353
Changing a router won't change your IP address, which is provided by your ISP and usually remains somewhat static at least for the short term. Maybe if he's lucky, unplugging his modem for a day and waiting for his DHCP lease to expire would allow him to get a new IP from his ISP if they lease out the old address to someone else before renewing.

>> No.23837564

Alright anons who here bought TQQQ above 150? Any still bagholding from when it went abobe 170?

>>23836624
>They have an apple approach for brand name/build quality
Since when? None of my pc components use their products. Last i recall their products are usually those annoying components with flashing lights of various colors.

>> No.23837565

>>23837553
nobody does afaik

>> No.23837566

>>23837048
Haha

>> No.23837578

>>23837553
No one does retard

>> No.23837593

>>23837578
your mom does

>> No.23837595

16 minutes, bros...

>> No.23837601

>>23837565
Seriously re t ard is word filtered now?

>> No.23837604

>>23837182
This is smg, you want pmg schizo. Back to pol with you.

>> No.23837606

>>23836636
Their earnings were garbage. All this stuff foing on and they perform similarly to 3 quarters back. Makes you wonder why theyre up about 33% if their earnings havent increased from then.

>> No.23837612

>>23837601
are you retarded or something faggot

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>>23837595
YOU CALLED??

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>>23837593

KEK

>> No.23837623

>>23837615
bobo kys

>> No.23837625

>>23837562
lmao you're a fucking retard trying to sound smart

>> No.23837626

>>23837601
why would they filter afaik afaik

>> No.23837634

>>23837601
>Seriously re t ard is word filtered now?
Let me check
Retard

>> No.23837648

>>23837634
you typed it with a capital R, afaik

>> No.23837651

>>23837615
i'm too diversified for you to hurt me today bobo, i am UNTOUCHABLE

>> No.23837652

>>23837604
I'm just reporting facts, my only conjecture is that local doctors aren't equipped and you know I'm right, also you overestimate the euippement of your average hospital.
Don't you have an election to falsify somewhere?

>> No.23837654

>>23837648
Testing
retard

>> No.23837655

>>23837604
NEVER gonna make it

>> No.23837659

How do I delete a post

>> No.23837665

>>23837545
usually you want to sell covered calls on shit that actually has a future or you risk the situation where you make +20% premiums on the pick but the shares also went down -20% by the time they expired

imagine if you did this strategy with NAK when it was $1 and premiums were 25%

>> No.23837672

>>23836677
Seems it finally began. Never buy puts on these cause they premiums are ridiculous which proves that the people propping ot up admit it is nonsense otherwise premiums would not be high for a single contract thats otm, before it crashed, iirc

>> No.23837673

>>23837659
you can't afaik

>> No.23837681
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lets goooooo

>> No.23837684

>>23837665
I sold weeklies and I hope they get called away lol.

>> No.23837692

>>23837659
you have to fax your request to jackie 4chan

>> No.23837693

>>23837527
pump it? When do you think thatll be?

>> No.23837696

>>23837654
based afaik

>> No.23837698

i'm surrounded by r*ddit refugee newfags.

>> No.23837700

>>23837665
Fucking NAK

forgot about it lmaoooo

>> No.23837699

>>23836696
>VWAP
What's that? I hit buy. I wait for it to go up. I sell for profit.

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> MARCH LOWS GUYS, FIRST RED DAY IN AGES FOR BOBO AAAA

>> No.23837709

>>23837659
Your mom knows how

>> No.23837714

>>23837673
lol

>>23837659
Become a jannie

>> No.23837719

>>23837659
Make an opposite post to close your position.

>> No.23837727

>>23837709
you nigger

>> No.23837730

GOOG GO BACK TO ATH NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

ONCE I DONT MAKE THE MISTAKE AND BUY A CHEAP UNDERPERFORMER BUT A SOLID GROWTH STOCK

NOW IT STARTS FALLING

WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT

YOU THINK WITH GORONA MEMES GONE PEOPLE

WILL
NOT
USE

GOOGLE

ANYMORE?
WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY WILL USE IT EVEN MORE FOR MAPS AND SO ON

I REMAIN BULLISH!

>> No.23837739

>>23837652
I was talking about how rna vaccines work. You have an insightful point on the freezers.

>> No.23837743

>>23836742
Pic of ad? I dont recall seeing it. Or is outside the usa?

>> No.23837746

it's going to be a long day bros. what are we doing at open long or short the q's?

>> No.23837749

>>23837719
holy shit it works
see
>>2370018
>>2370029

>> No.23837754

The hospital i work at is probably gonna make me get the vaccine bros. Should i quit?

>> No.23837759

>>23837040
Were slowly replacing our M4s with IARs, basically M4 but full auto instead of burst with bipod. Way faster to clean too because of the changes they made to the internals. Finally got new plastic mags this last year instead of the shitty beat up metal ones

The 240 Lima package is a few pounds lighter somehow, with an adjustable stock

I’m not sure if they had FirstStrike MREs yet then so there’s that, compact 24 hour MREs that taste slightly better, plus there’s a pizza Mre now

Oh, and they got rid of assault men entirely from the marine corps in October. They literally just made a third of my company’s weapons platoon into riflemen because fuck them in particular I guess.

Trans and female infantry marines are a thing now too

Sounds like you got out at the right time bro things are going downhill fast

>> No.23837760

Should i nigger-sell some of my red stocks

To reduce tax burden on my net realized gains

Idk

>> No.23837771

>>23837746
I'm betting on the crab.

>> No.23837773

>>23837698
fuck, a baggie post I can relate to
something's wrong with me

>> No.23837775

>>23837754
They can't "make you", you absolute fool.

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>>23837655
Hit a mill usd 5 weeks ago. Already made it faggot, because I don’t buy the sad pol narrative.

But the idea of success is so foreign to you sad poltards just call me a larp and schill. Pathetic.

>> No.23837781

>>23837045
Yeah, they just completely removed 51s as a MOS and turned them all into riflemen so now 41s are half the entire platoon too which is great

>> No.23837783

>>23837760
??????
What gets taxed is the net profit lmao

>> No.23837784

New bread

>> No.23837787

>>23836901
>stronger overreaction.
When it was literally worth less before covid....if covid was the main reason it pumped i dont see why it wouldnt make sense for it to dump.

>> No.23837789

>>23836696
Depends on the instrument, usually if the momentum isn't enough it bounces off VWAP and if it does break, the trend usually lasts for the rest of the day.

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>>23837754
>trying to win a losing game

the jews and banks have already won, dude. we lost. it's over. get the vaccine, drink your onions and just wait until solve et coagula passes and we get our state-mandated trans gfs.

>> No.23837795

>>23837775
They force us to get the flu vaccine. Its a condition of employment retard

>> No.23837802

>>23837739
Then elaborate on how RNA works. Does it or not modify your cells to produce something-someting that kills the virus.
Is this something-somthing not specific to a particular form of said virus and ineffective on other forms.
Isn't it fucking useless to have your cells produce something that targets a mutating virus that will have changed its structure by the time it rolls out in your organism?
It could cure diseases from Saturn for all we care, that's not something we're gonna catch anyway. Same for this outdated flu that only really exists on TV.

>> No.23837804

>>23836965
Yeah. Crummy site.

>> No.23837806

>>23836708
cruise chads wya

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>>23837759
>Trans and female infantry marines are a thing now too
Pic related is the eventual fate of the US.

>> No.23837811

if you didn't sell prepare yourself for red in 5 min

>> No.23837812

>>23837795
you're fucked m8.

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>>23837818
>>23837818
>>23837818
>>23837818
>>23837818

new bread you lazy fucks

>> No.23837826

>>23836426
looks like a shitcoin chart

>> No.23837833

>>23836953
I wouldnt order from gamestop. The things theyve done in the past to game boxes, nah not grabbing from them. I avoid amazon though as they tale their sweet time which pisses me off. Although all of them sucl at packaging. So many damaged games that i prefer in person, not target (what a mess of the game section, lazy employees)

>> No.23837835

>>23837795
>condition of employment in violation of the law
Damn that sure means a lot, buddy.

>> No.23837842

>>23836516
DCA master race, IDGAF about daily fluctuations either way

>> No.23837855

>he buys options
they are always overpriced and long term is negative expectation

>> No.23837866

>>23837835
>the law
that doesn't exist anymore

>> No.23837886

>>23837855
i'm up 115% since may

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BABAbros, you will not be dumping it, right?

>> No.23837915

ZM sub-$400 when

>> No.23837924
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>>23837802
>Again This is smg, you want pmg schizo. Back to pol with you.

The rna editing is done on the virus. They genetically change a mostly harmless cold virus that can’t reproduce and add covid features to it. Specifically covids rare spikes. That way your immune system attacks the spikes and learns to deal with them. At no point do you get edited, just the original virus.

RNA virus vaccines have a poor history of being effective in humans for unknown reasons (they work well in animals) but they are significantly safer. So if Pfizer has a effective one, that’s fantastic news.

>> No.23837963

>>23837886
On 7k? Your life is sad.

>> No.23837978

Fake pump across the board and then a unanimous drop. How is this legal? Luring people via fomo only to dump it mere seconds later.

>> No.23837998

>>23837783
I KNOW

SO REALIZE SOME LOSSES TO REDUCE NET GAINS OR NO

>> No.23838005

>>23837963
go take your shots redditfag

>> No.23838016

>>23837978
just remove the fomo from your mind anon. literally just turn that part of your brain off

>> No.23838029

Wkhs is dying lol

>> No.23838045

dubs and I fomo into tqqq and fngu

>> No.23838067

>>23837924
>Specifically covids rare spikes. That way your immune system attacks the spikes and learns to deal with them. At no point do you get edited, just the original virus.
So what, you won't get a cough, just like with the flu vaccine you have to take every year that-definitely-works-right-guys?
Fantastic news indeed.

>> No.23838083
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23838083

>NVDA puts
lambo or maclaren?

>> No.23838085

>>23837998
How much have u gained this year anon? Also what is ur tax bracket and how long have u been holding. The max u can deduct is 3k but it carries over the years.

>> No.23838155

>>23837693
Not sure there'll be a pump, but I'm holding since Thursday at 18.75

>> No.23838284

>Barnes&Nobles up 5% today
Read more books you niggers

>> No.23839158

Holy shit tech fucked up the ass. Should I be looking to buy into DOCU yet? What price would y'all buy?