NYC financial advisor here

[Anonymous No.23805007]

I CANT FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!! THE CURRENT STOCK MARKET DOESNT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE THE WORLD IS ONE FUCKING FIREYET THE S&P JUST KEEPS ON CHUGGING ALONG LIKE THE GDP DOUBLED EVERY 3 WEEKS. THE FED IS FUCKING BANKRUPT AND EVERYTHING IS FUCKING CLOSED. LIKE FUCK I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE.
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[Anonymous No.23805031]

just buy tech calls retard.
fed will keep on printing until the whole thing comes crashing down. that's not going to happen anytime soon, though

[Anonymous No.23805057]

Because small business aren't on the indexes..

[Anonymous No.23805059]

>>23805007
unironically short BTC til just before eoy then buy your nuts off

[Anonymous No.23805070]

you must be a shitty financial advisor then

[Anonymous No.23805092]

The technocrats won

[Anonymous No.23805175]

>>23805031
it just drives me nuts, all logical indicators point to a huge correction and until them I can't be bullish on tech in good conscious. I'm going to start smoking weed at this point I'm stressed out about every aspect of my life even though on paper its going well. Something is very wrong

[Anonymous No.23805190]

>>23805070
Everyone else here is mind fucked as well but dont care enough to be contrarian because if stonks go up who cares.

[Anonymous No.23805307]

>>23805007
It's an inflationary response. If a bunch of cash is dumped into the market, stock prices rise. It's not that their intrinsic value is not necessarily increased, it's that the money you are using to buy them is worth less.

[Anonymous No.23805311]

>>23805007
get rekt midwit wagekek

[Anonymous No.23805325]

>>23805175
what kind of clients do you have? rich millionaire kikes or like old boomers with small retirement accounts? if it's the former tell them to go all in on tech.

[Anonymous No.23805351]

>>23805175
Correction happens just before Jan 1st - enough time for everyone to panic and accept the financial reset of the WEF & UN

[Anonymous No.23805379]

>>23805007
you had 5000 years

[Anonymous No.23805519]

>>23805325
A bunch of kike lawyers what make on average 350k a year, bankers from Bank of America, obviously tons of family and friends. Very tempting to do so but I get a nice commission from feeding off of them. If America goes to hell (I think we all know it is) I need to take as much cash as I can and chill out in Saigon or the Amalfi coast until the end of time and just becoming modern Ernest Hemmingway.

[Anonymous No.23805532]

>>23805007
Thank Robinhood for that. Apparently those millennials who actually get off there ass and invest are the only thing keeping your asses afloat.

[Anonymous No.23805534]

>>23805325
In a fucked up way I hope so, also to accelerate things

[Anonymous No.23805559]

>>23805532
DONT EVEN START ME WITH THOSE ROBINHOOD PEASANTS!!!!

[Anonymous No.23805574]

ur pretty cool, anon. dont visit the stock market tomorrow

[Anonymous No.23805597]

>>23805007
Stonks only go up sir.

Soon, the narrative will shift to crypto and poof. I cannot fucking wait for UNN to launch.

[Anonymous No.23805630]

>>23805559
Sorry man but it's the truth. Its seems those retards who throw themselves into 1mil debt are keeping this market alive. Remember only half the u.s population actually invests. Pretty amazing to know autism is driving the market.

[Anonymous No.23805635]

Nothing makes sense

[Anonymous No.23805681]

>>23805574
I'll grab my popcorn since I work in another part of the city but thanks. just a heads up the first national capitol building is right across from the stock market and the NY federal reserve building is a couple of blocks away if you're pulling shenanigans. Also no one works at the NYSE

[Anonymous No.23805812]

>>23805007
Will pnk moon?

[Anonymous No.23805842]

>>23805812
if kek wills it

[Anonymous No.23805901]

>>23805007
Ya none of it makes sense. You could just start heavily shilling crypto/pm's to your clients. If you're right (everyone here fucking knows you're right), those will moon relative to the dollar/stonks and you'll look like a genius. The worst case is that you underperform the market, which as long as you beat out inflation (how can you not?), you're still golden.

[Anonymous No.23805953]

>>23805007
Wow is Jimbob's diner on the S&P 500? No it isn't but tons of tech companies that are making money hand over fist right now are. God I'd fucking fire you if you were my advisor.

[Anonymous No.23805988]

>>23805953
You dont think the employees who work at Jimbo's diner who are now without a job aren't customers of said big tech companies? You're delusional if you don't see what's coming.