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Tell me what to invest in and I'll buy it. I really don't give a single shit right now and I'll trust anything you say.

>> No.23776139

OCEAN

>> No.23776142

>>23776135
HOLY

>> No.23776146

BTC and Eth, anything else you will probably lose money. With those two, its basically impossible to lose over a long enough time period, if you hold.

>> No.23776151
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23776151

find the asset with the most autistic devs. autism = success. currently that is either ethereum or link

>> No.23776154

>>23776135
Parsiq

>> No.23776161

>>23776135
Yearn.finance

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>> No.23776179

>>23776135
70% ETH
25% LINK
5% gamble on shitcoins

>> No.23776206

>>23776135
wait comfy for the next crash, don't buy anything for now
then use risk management
btc low risk
eth medium risk
other shitcoins high risk
so do a 50/30/20 maybe (i'm 80/20/0)

>> No.23776220

SURF

>> No.23776226

bet it all on trump winning and 10x your money by the end of the month

>> No.23776234

safest = btc
High risk high reward = eth

>> No.23776279

>>23776135
CHZ - dyor, legit but somehow hidden gem

>> No.23776284

>>23776135
S&P 500 index fund like SPY, just leave it there. Maybe take a grand and fuck around with crypto trading for fun.

>> No.23776288

>>23776135
XRT (robonomics),

>> No.23776293

>>23776135
Give me a sec to create a shitty erc20

>> No.23776295

>>23776135
If you're not larping, go 100% BTC.
If you have to ask, your not ready to go outside anything of BTC anyway.
Anyone who is shrewd, is planning on turning their alts (ETH included) into sats at the opportune time, and unless you can time this, its better just to go straight BTC.

t. 2013 bitcoiner

>> No.23776296

>>23776135

All in LINK

>> No.23776309

>>23776135
You should probably invest in a brain seeing as though you're coming here to ask.

>> No.23776319

>>23776135
Are you new here? That's a good amount of money.
Max out your roth IRA contributiosn for the year, put a good chunk in index investments (like 60 percent at least). Put 20 percent in BTC, then go have fun with the rest fuck it.

>> No.23776329

>>23776135
You'll give it to me

>> No.23776374

>>23776135
Leave this website right now and contact a fiduciary.

>> No.23776380

>>23776293
>Give me a sec
It's been 5 mins and you have no product?

>> No.23776388

>>23776135
Full XMR

>> No.23776398

>>23776135
Buy some shitty apartments and become a slumlord

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23776427

>>23776374
Not so quick OP, dont listen to mr sheckelstein here.

Scroll up and read my previous post, its free money

>> No.23776428

99% BAT
1% hookers

>> No.23776454

>>23776135
$300k worth of XRP

>> No.23776492

>>23776135
Don’t put lumpsum into anything.
Divide your cash into 12 equal parts and DCA into Bitcoin, ETH and LINK every month for a year.

>> No.23776500

>>23776380
You're right, might as well dump your shekels directly into my wallet or the burn address, you choose

>> No.23776616

>>23776135
buy some property, put the rest into precious metals

>> No.23776820

iExec $RLC

>> No.23777274

just buy btc faggot

>> No.23777306

>>23776293
Based

>> No.23777385

>>23776135
Alright trust me on this. Bitcoin, Ethereum, Link and Stakenet. I'd say most in bitcoin and perhaps Ethereum for the time being, then into Stakenet/Link as you see fit.

>> No.23777392

scrt please

>> No.23777404

All in BTC, wait a year