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[Anonymous No.23767273]

I am a time traveller from the year 2031. There are some things I wish I could tell you, but I would cause a paradox that would destroy the universe if I tell you everything that happens. Here is what I can share:

>Bitcoin pumped to £182,041 in the summer of 2021, before satoshi sold his bag and crashed bitcoin down to zero. Many millions of people were financially destroyed.
>Chainlink never reached higher than $20 and slowly dwindled to zero, with Sergey roping on christmas eve 2022
>XRP is valued at well over 2 trillion dollars. The schizos were right.
>North America and South America are now one nation: Cryptopia
>Cryptopia holds the world’s first citadel
>Mark Zuckerberg is the current president and rules from the citadel.
>He changed his name to just ‘Zark’
>Emperor Zark
>people say 'cryp ya later' instead of see you later
>Turns out Russia had shit loads of alien technology that they managed to reverse engineer and the citadel is constantly fighting off spacecraft attacks
>Some people in the citadel have actual lightsabers
>Most life outside the citadel in cryptopia is a cross between Mad Max and Hunger Games. A mixture of slave societies and otherwise anarchic wasteland.
>Trump is has served as Prime Minister of the UK for 8 years now.
>Europe is now known as 'globally as the rape lands' and is an ungoverned landmass much like the Walking Dead

I wish I could tell you more

[Anonymous No.23767342]

>>23767273
What's the tranny situation in your time?

[Anonymous No.23767364]

What is the state of cute girl anime?

[Anonymous No.23767379]

>>23767273
>$12.33

[Anonymous No.23767401]

Why am I still fat and gay?

[Anonymous No.23767441]

Are genetically modified catgirls a thing in 2030? If there isnt, i may as well sell my xrp

[Anonymous No.23767464]

>>23767401
Instant lipo is a thing of the future anon. wagmi anonbro

[Anonymous No.23767508]

>>23767273
>I am a time traveller from the year 2031. There are some things I wish I could tell you, but I would cause a paradox that would destroy the universe if I tell you everything that happens. Here is what I can share:
>
>>Bitcoin pumped to £182,041 in the summer of 2021, before satoshi sold his bag and crashed bitcoin down to zero. Many millions of people were financially destroyed.
>>Chainlink never reached higher than $20 and slowly dwindled to zero, with Sergey roping on christmas eve 2022
>>XRP is valued at well over 2 trillion dollars. The schizos were right.
>>North America and South America are now one nation: Cryptopia
>>Cryptopia holds the world’s first citadel
>>Mark Zuckerberg is the current president and rules from the citadel.
>>He changed his name to just ‘Zark’
>>Emperor Zark
>>people say 'cryp ya later' instead of see you later
>>Turns out Russia had shit loads of alien technology that they managed to reverse engineer and the citadel is constantly fighting off spacecraft attacks
>>Some people in the citadel have actual lightsabers
>>Most life outside the citadel in cryptopia is a cross between Mad Max and Hunger Games. A mixture of slave societies and otherwise anarchic wasteland.
>>Trump is has served as Prime Minister of the UK for 8 years now.
>>Europe is now known as 'globally as the rape lands' and is an ungoverned landmass much like the Walking Dead
>
>I wish I could tell you more
of all the time travelling larps I've seen, this has to be the worst. sorry anon

[Anonymous No.23768093]

>>23767364
Yes can you plz respond to this question

[Anonymous No.23768125]

>>23767273
who would take the time to write this drivel

[Anonymous No.23768380]

>>23767342
trannys only appear in large numbers before the collapse of a civilisation.
They are the mothman of the end times, the final omen of doom, the auspex of collapse.

>This is a very good question and needs an answer to determine future stability.

[Anonymous No.23768721]

>>23767508
I used my custom built pc to run a program to back trace the ips of any post. The curious thing about his post is that there is a quantum aura intertwined with the posts code that I've only since once and that was from John Titor. I think OP is a legit time traveler, anons.

[Anonymous No.23768727]

>>23767273
>>XRP is valued at well over 2 trillion dollars. The schizos were right.
Stopped reading here. Kill yourself schizo

[Anonymous No.23768822]

>>23767273
Price of SPY by eom? Id like to go all in on buy calls

[Anonymous No.23768854]

>>23768721
Holy shit really? I thought this was just a LARP but now I believe it's real. This is huge. How come this isn't on CNN yet?

[OP No.23769048]

>>23767364
Japan's official language has turned to English. Voice acting across the board has plummeted in quality.

[Anonymous No.23769526]

>>23768727
Lmao found the stinkie linkie. Ill make sure to laugh at you from my lambo as xrp hits 2k EOY

[Anonymous No.23769625]

>>23768380
Based and Mutantpilled

[Anonymous No.23769739]

>>23767273

[Anonymous No.23769840]

gadzooks yer lingo is antifresh like a zarklovian horseeel
cryp ya later noconoids