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What is your percentage of assets broken down by type?

Crypto: 95%
Fiat: 2%
Metals: 3%
Stocks: 0%
Real Estate: 0%
Vehicles: 0%
Weapons: 0%
Thots: 0%

>> No.23765823

>>23765802
Coffee is great yes
Just had some this morning

>> No.23765839

>80% Crypto
>10% Metals
>6% Stocks
>4% Cash


>Thots
>assets

>> No.23766029

>>23765802
name?

>> No.23766032

>>23765802
98% crypzoo
2% funny fita

>> No.23766077

>>23765802
65% crypto, 25% fiat, 10% stock

>> No.23766115

60% FIAT / 35% CRYPTO / 5% STOCKS (IM NEW)

>> No.23766153

>>23765802
50% crypto
40% stocks
10% cash

>> No.23766185

>>23766029
that's a man

>> No.23766186

>>23765802
what a lovely sow

>> No.23766215

>>23766029
Manfred M. Manley

>> No.23766228

over 100% in crypto

>> No.23766276

>>23765802
crypto:95%
fiat 5%

techincally a 6k car but i wouldn't call it an asset

>> No.23766326

>>23765802
100% AMZN

>> No.23766332

>>23765802
>(quant) hedge funds: 50%
>real estate: 20%
>private ventures: 20%
>cash/discretionary: 10%

>> No.23766365

>>23765802
All women are whores

>> No.23766376

>>23766326
Hello fellow rsu victim

>> No.23766389

>>23765823
>I'm gay yes Just had sex with a strong man this morning

>> No.23766439

100% LINK

>> No.23766537

fiat 100%

too lazy to invest

>> No.23766556

Hmm 60% crypto of which 90% is LINK
30 stocks
5 percent metal
5 percent cash
Eastern Europe poorfag
Hope LINK saves me

>> No.23766560

Everything 0%.

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23766578

>>23765802
Imagine being so deluded that they think doing this gets them attention simply for being "unique". I do retarded shit like this as a joke, not for the world to see, but around friends. You think I'd get 10 million subscriber's and simps giving me money if i did this? What if i amped it up to mimic her via no shirt and only a damn g string? Heck no Id be called weird, faggot, freak, and retarded. A woman does it? Here come the simps with their wallets ready to give them 5 years salary in the span of 3 months. All while she sits there genuinely thinking that it's because she's being "unique/funny" and pretty. Shes only got 1 part right. Reality is she's acting like a retard as an excuse to show off her tits bouncing like that for attention.

Absolutely disgusted by this behavior and its normalization. I hope I never have a daughter like this. Absolutely infuriating how many simps exist and woman who think this okay.

Inb4 the simps and sjws who scream "cope incel". K go cope by handing her your wallet and ssn in hopes she might just say your name.

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23766623

>>23766578

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23766667

>>23766623
>"Yes I know I'm based"
>Based Department: "We'd like to rewa-"
>Click

>> No.23766674

>>23765802
10 Cash
85 Stocks
5 Crypto
House not included.

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23766683

>>23766365

>> No.23766697

>>23766029
Abbey Carpenter

>> No.23766780

>>23766276
Lol same I used to have a fiat too

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23766788

>>23765802
100% link

>> No.23766900

>>23765802
Who fucks girls like this?

>> No.23766915

>>23765802
i lost all my assets in a boating accident. shame.

>> No.23766919 [DELETED] 

>>23765802
I just made a discord because I want to be able to talk cwypto with biz anons

GUSYd8Jf

>> No.23766939

>>23766919
fuck off tranny

>> No.23766961

>>23766332
>>private ventures:
how do you invest in them?

>> No.23767001

>>23766961
EquityZen, MicroVentures.
But you need to be accredited (>$1m liquid net worth and two years in a row of $250k post-tax income)

>> No.23767023

>>23765802
This guy's getting his videos from r/tiktokthots
He browses reddit

>> No.23767050

10% luck
20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure
50% pain
=
100% reason to remember the name

>> No.23767207

>>23765823
Fpbp

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23767240

>>23766667

>> No.23767258

>>23765802
100% crypto or noob

>> No.23767284

>>23765802
SHES SO SOOOOOOFFFTTTTTTTT

>> No.23767326

>>23767023
I didn't know that existed. I'll use that from now on.

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23767926

>>23765802
>thots
If you're not investing in thotomation you're ngmi

>> No.23767942

>>23765802
vehicles are not an asset
neither is fiat

I am 100% crypto