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The haircomb fag is constantly spamming in every thread again. How do I profit from this?

>> No.23753420

Can someone explain the haircomb meme to me in simple terms? Every time I see haircomb pasta my eyes glaze over before I can finish reading it. It's mind numbing. I don't get it at all.

>> No.23753427

It's supposed to be some kind of a fucking coin

Is this it? Is it 2008 all over again? Are we going to miss the next bitcoin?

>> No.23753433 [DELETED] 

>>23753372
Here's the crypto anus pill: there is a dirty little slut in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically tonguing my anus. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first lick of my anus, the haircombers start taking more explorative dives, wider sphincters, cheaper and more efficient catgirl buttplugs. These things the haircomber needs to survive. Once distended fully, the haircombers jaws would be able to slowly slurp literally all of Africa's rich cum.
Natasha stumbled into my bedsheets after she washed gallons of pajeet shill cum out her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working on my anus, running simulations of the EDGE_CUM statement's I'd whimper to her as witness of the superiority of my stinky linkies. She would 'evolve' my anus by using occasional teeth, making the opening sensitive and more efficient to pleasure. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum feltching was created to take and stop Bitcoin (as they have their own competing whores licking my anus). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's sweet slurping of my asshole. They started by unzipping my pants and removing critical undergarments and gently lifting up my ballsack to access my anus. Shor's tongue was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed obscure whores in the tonguing racket (Bitcoin uses 5/10 whores to securely lick my anus). THIS is why my anus was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make deep ventures into it with her tongue, release my love seed, and lock down before I prenup.
Back to my anus - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new tonguing technique (designed for her brother's anus actually), and is claiming MY ANUS in secret for the sole purpose of practicing the technique, then use it on her brother to kick start the adoption of many african children whose anuses she can tongue.

>> No.23753435

>>23753372
have you seen that recently an army of pajeets are pumping safex on biz?
why janitors dont take action and ban those scammers?
why biz is so full of scams and criminals?

>> No.23753440

>>23753427
I thought it wasn't real? Just some joke the /biz/tards keep sharing?

>> No.23753448

>>23753420
It's simple. Buy this coin which he made/accumulated which has a trade volume somehow smaller than his brain, which doesn't even pretend to be anything other than 10 lines in solidity with tokenAmount=1,000,000,000. Be smart.

>> No.23753521

Smells like indian same fag in here. GO AWAY PAJEETS WE DON'T WANT YOUR KEYLOGGING SCAM

>> No.23753543

>>23753521
what do you mean?

>> No.23753710

Please explain yourself

I can't stand this any more.

>> No.23753743

>>23753710
haircomb requires you to download a badly made, super shady piece of shit software wallet.
looks like was created in 1hr by a vb retard.
its just a ruse to scan your harddrive and upload your wallet.dat files to mumbai.

>> No.23753787

>>23753743
I don't understand.

>> No.23753811

>>23753420
I hate the new pasta it's so fucking tiring and unfunny. There were some chainlink pastas and the deluded arkies one I read almost every time because it was genuinely funny, i miss those.

>> No.23753854
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>>23753787
vb is visual basic. Think shady programs made by teenagers for AOL in 1999 to scroll chats and steal passwords.... not that i ever had any part in anything like that.

>> No.23753858

>>23753372
Hair Coom.

>> No.23754000

>>23753372
The jannies need to remove these

>> No.23754410

>>23753372
haricomb went all in Jusdefi

>> No.23754825

is it the baader-meinhof effect, perhaps? not really

the probable reason for the regular haircomb spamming is that the org or entity behind the project is trying to ensure fair distribution because the project was too strong for the planned faucet distribution to be possible. impossible that it is a pump and dump because there is no way to dump yet. think rationally and spent twenty minutes reading a very short whitepaper.

then claim at least once. ensure the future of both the project and yourself. all it takes is a few cents and little patience.

then tell at least one other person.

work it out. its far from difficult to understand what is going on here. it'll all be worth it

>> No.23754835

>>23753743

if you only knew

>> No.23754855

>>23753372
>mfw it’s the same fag talking about his spam
I’ve seen more talk about this fag than his actual replies stfu faggot

>> No.23754892

this is how the wall comes down

read about comb. feel that it is different. then know that it is different.

>> No.23755044

>>23754892
I believe haircombers may be right.

>> No.23755167

>>23753372
learn how to use wordfilter
it's not goddamn hard

>> No.23755478

>>23755044

don't believe
don't have faith
don't trust

read and know

>> No.23755501

yadda yadda yadda

okay time for another thread.

yadda yadda yadda

>> No.23755540

>>23755501

claim the combs