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>> No.23751166

we got too cocky bullbros...

>> No.23751207

I did too much coke last night, nose won't stop running, been through 3 rolls of toilet paper in about 16 hours. However I did just get the captcha first try

>> No.23751234

>>23751166
Dubble dubs oh no we are going down

>> No.23751253 [DELETED] 

Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a haircomb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the haircombers start making more powerful haircombs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the haircomb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the haircomb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people
Natasha stumbled into creating the haircomb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the haircomb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's haircomb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the haircomb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). THIS is why Haircomb was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded haircombs, release the original code, and lock down the haircomb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her haircomb, actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee skyhigh, the give away the comb to kickstart the adoption and ensure that all haircombers make it

>> No.23751854
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23751854

>>23751153
What was that bobo? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my gains.

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23751862

can i get a bump

>> No.23751995

>Tfw all my money is in alts

>> No.23752004

>>23751153
take your meds bobo

>> No.23752064

>>23751207
relax buddy we go higher so call your dealer for tomorrow. Saturday is our day to party

>> No.23752356

>>23751153
Reject my SAFEX miners! Oh wait, you can't.