/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.23732534]

Ah, another day working from home doing absolutely nothing

[Anonymous No.23732728]

You fuckin based boy

[Anonymous No.23732746]

>tfw senior position after 3 years of work experience
>argue that it would be cool to hire an intern
>after an year, the intern doea most of my work
And I am laying in the sofa shitposting on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.23732871]

>>23732746
That's the way you do it King.

[Anonymous No.23732931]

so incredibly B A S E D :)))

[Anonymous No.23732961]

i laugh at my engineer friends who have to go to a building and fix UtILiTiEs all day, or even worse, do construction

[Anonymous No.23733090]

Ahh I missed those, where were you anon

[Anonymous No.23733142]

>>23733090
Fucking wagie jannies keep banning my threads. But I'm never giving up

[Anonymous No.23733153]

that terrible feel when you wfh it security engineer masterrace and usually you can do fuckall, but currently in a period where you actually have to work to finish the project you were assigned and you dont have time to just look at charts all day

when will this suffering end bros

[Anonymous No.23733196]

>>23733153
What project?
I just applied to a security analyst/consultant job and they want to do a interview
I have no idea what a infosec guy does even tho I have palo alto and security certs
I just cannot imagine what the daily load is like and what I should know or not know
Please enlighten me

[Anonymous No.23733253]

>>23733196
i would enlighten you but I have to work atm. give me some contact info (email/discord handle/whatever) and we can talk later today

[Anonymous No.23733351]

daily reminder if you wake up before 5am youre a less than human slave and dont own your life

[Anonymous No.23733359]

>>23733253
crablemet is my discord bossman
Thanks

[Anonymous No.23733371]

>>23732534
Ah, another day working from home, watching Trump get reelected

[Anonymous No.23733391]

>>23733359
I think you also need to gimme the #four digits

[Anonymous No.23733443]

>>23733359
>>23733391

totally organic

[Anonymous No.23733464]

>>23733443
kek

[Anonymous No.23733487]

>>23733391
crablemet#1927

Never used discord for anything but crypto so excuse me for being a retard

[Anonymous No.23733582]

>>23733443
lmao what, what do you think my agenda would be if I would be sameposting?

[Anonymous No.23733634]

>>23732534
if this is true then your job is worthless and you will be getting made redundant soon

[Anonymous No.23733711]

>>23733371
based trumpbro

[Anonymous No.23733717]

>>23733634
Cope more wagie
I am fucking UNTOUCHABLE. If you followed my threads you would know why faggot

[Anonymous No.23733738]

>>23733634
sorry to hear about your shitty job

lmao NOT

[Anonymous No.23734376]

Based as usual I see, fellow wfh kings. Today I will be in a couple brief meetings and then maybe I’ll flick my mouse every couple of minutes for the rest of the time.

[Anonymous No.23734400]

>>23733738
NAWT

[Anonymous No.23734441]

>>23734376
way too much, i just log in and minimize the window before going back to my hyperspace bath masturbating. iykyk

[Anonymous No.23734597]

>>23734441
Unbelievably based

The technological singularity will take over in a few years and this will be a permanent arrangement, except you'll get a 10% pay rise every day and have full dive vr

[Anonymous No.23735298]

>WFH employees just had their return date extended from Jan to June 2021
>I'm considered essential and have been coming in this whole time

YAMEROOOOOO

[Anonymous No.23735388]

>>23734597
mfw when you dont know
trololololol

>>23735298
lmao get fucked

[Anonymous No.23735400]

how do you work and do nothing?

[Anonymous No.23735426]

>>23735400
You "work" maybe two hours and that's it. It was always like this but in an office you have to pretend to busy so no know rats on you

[Anonymous No.23735524]

>>23735400
a) get job
b) wait for pandemic
c) get put on 100% remote
d) browse 4chan most of the time.
e) periodically make calls and emails to colleagues
f) keep getting paid
its not nothing, it's basically do all the work in two hours and cut the bullshit like chit chat and birthday or retirement parties. Especially the chit chat part. it's almost a fucking game, trying to come up with a smooth way to exit from the conversation. And when you get really desperate, turn your head and say "oh-thats MY phone!" even when your office is on a different floor.

[Anonymous No.23735654]

>>23735426
>two hours
I do about one hour a day but mostly because I really don't have anything to do at work. Some hard days I work for 3-4 hours but that's maybe a few times a month.
My problem is wasting time on stupid shit like youtube. I should start doing something productive but no motivation to teach myself work related skills since my year salary is 15% of my crypto stack.

[Anonymous No.23735779]

>>23735654
wow youre poor, my yearly salary is 6 figures and its only 3% of my total crypto. anyone who gets or has less should off themselves for being pathetic

[Anonymous No.23735810]

>>23735779
xd

[Anonymous No.23735844]

>>23735654
Similar story here. With crypto being so profitable, all my career 'development' is learning about crypto, planning for the future based around that, especially eg. passive income vehicles.

I've thought about how to possibly apply crypto to my job but I know fuck all about the nuts and bolts of blockchain, mostly about trading.

[Anonymous No.23735846]

>>23735810

what?

[Anonymous No.23736266]

>>23735810
No elo

[Anonymous No.23736465]

https://fiscus-fyi.medium.com/ai-meets-nft-on-fiscus-fyi-7a0f3b3c44ee

AI-generated ART, you clowns better wake UP

[Anonymous No.23736988]

>>23732534
Based AF anon. I used to have similar employment, 1 -2 hours work a day, 2 day from home. Since March and the Wuflu I've been on "furlough". Government gibs to sit home and do nothing, our chancellor just announced today it will be extended till March.... I'm now basically a neet who gets paid for it.