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23731096 No.23731096 [Reply] [Original]

Why haven't you invested all your money on index funds yet?

>> No.23731272

>>23731096
The advice for past 30 years has created a grossly inflated portfolio of zombie companies in the top 200

>> No.23731399

>>23731272
What is the alternative then? What do you suggest we invest in?

>> No.23731409

>>23731399
Tesla and Bitcoin

>> No.23731443

>>23731272
Doomer cope and lies

>> No.23731444 [DELETED] 

Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a haircomb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the haircombers start making more powerful haircombs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the haircomb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the haircomb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people
Natasha stumbled into creating the haircomb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the haircomb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's haircomb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the haircomb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). THIS is why Haircomb was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded haircombs, release the original code, and lock down the haircomb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her haircomb, actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee skyhigh, then give away the comb to kickstart the adoption and ensure that all haircombers make itm

>> No.23731461

>>23731409
literally impossible to guess the price in the future. Index funds are relatively safe don't require any skill, and once you buy them you can sit back and relax. Buy index funds

>> No.23731463

I have a lot of my money in index funds but not all of it.
reason being many of my active picks are outperforming benchmark by a ton so I can find alpha.
or atleast I could find alpha in this weird ass market, when I take profits I put more and more into index funds because it's getting harder now that the market is stabilising.

>> No.23731468

>>23731444
My greatest wish, is that you would diaf.

>> No.23731495
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23731495

>>23731463
Look man I don't claim to be a financial wizard. I'm sure if you are top 0.1% of most skilled investor you could make more money stock picking. But me and most people aren't, so the best investment for most people is to just stick with index funds.

>> No.23731496

>>23731399
Depends on your country, most are dropping interest rates and looking at printing money so it's a good time to get in debt (providing you have a stable income) as it will shrink pretty fast from hyperinflation (GFC part 2 as a result). Stocks are still probably your best option, and I doubt the ETF bubble will pop for another 10 years. If you're super worried aim for dividend investing rather than false capital growth

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23731508

>>23731468
shut up faggot

>> No.23731516

>>23731495

Don't get me wrong, I'm a total newbie that started in April but I have found 4 stocks that went +30-40% since then and several stocks that went +10%.

In this volatile market I think it's pretty easy to beat index but for me, and for 99% of investors index funds is probably best in a more normal setting.

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23731559

>>23731496
But it says in the Quran that interest is haram

>> No.23731956

>>23731096
I'm not a cuck that statisfied with 8% per year.

>> No.23731968

>>23731096
Because I'm a trader. Not an investor.

>> No.23732031

>>23731272
Just invest in a new tech fund. I'm 40% plus since the pandenic started

>> No.23732051

>>23731409
Already pumped. And you'd have to be an idiot to buy bitcoin

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23732323

>>23731968
you're just going to lose money in the long run. also trading is a fake job get a real job.

>> No.23732352

>>23731956
8% isn't that bad. It would probably be more profitable to just learn a high paying skill and invest your money into index funds.

>> No.23732366

8 % is really good, you double your money in 9 years.

>> No.23732379

>>23731409
>speculation = investment

>> No.23732420

>>23732366
so with 100k i can get to 200k in 9 years?
Shoulda went to college....

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23732423

>>23731956
also have a 100% off red pill

>> No.23732446

>>23732420
doubling your investments every 9 years doesn't sound too bad to me. I like to think of it as a bonus, I like working and invest all the money i don't need into index funds, your investment strategy is all about what you value and how you want to live your life that. also again It would probably be more profitable to just learn a high paying skill and invest your money into index funds.

>> No.23732513

>>23731096
>Why haven't you invested all your money on index funds yet?

making predictions on PlotX sir much better

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23732559

>>23732513
hey if you like gambling you do you

>> No.23733375

>>23732446
>doubling your investments every 9 years doesn't sound too bad to me
whats the fucking point? being able to afford a nice retirement home
>would probably be more profitable to just learn a high paying skill and invest your money into index funds
or learn a high paying skill and invest in stocks/crypto with a chance to actually make money. if you have nothing, being risk averse is just retarded

>> No.23734067

>>23733375

getting rich slowly usually work, getting rich fast usually doesn't.
I'd rather double my money every 9 years than going broke gambling on shitcoins.