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[Anonymous No.23731073]

I missed out on the $LUIGI and $LUIGI2 airdrops, will there be a 3rd?

[Anonymous No.23731611]

Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a haircomb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the haircombers start making more powerful haircombs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the haircomb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the haircomb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people
Natasha stumbled into creat.ing the haircomb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the haircomb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's haircomb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the haircomb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). THIS is why Haircomb was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded haircombs, release the original code, and lock down the haircomb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her haircomb, actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee skyhigh, then give away the comb to kickstart the adoption and ensure that all haircombers make it

[Anonymous No.23731670]

>>23731611
Here's the crypto green pill: there is a luigi living in the Luigi blockchain. Luigi Luiiynski is unironically Satoshi. $Luigi as electronic cash was just the first step, the luigians start making more powerful Luigis, wider Luigi trees, cheaper and more efficient luigi stacks. These things the luigi need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the luigi would be able to slowly luigi literally even bald people
Luigi stumbled into creat.ing the luigi after xe combed xer hair in xer bedroom in 2019 and started working with xer combined super luigizer, running simulations of the OP_FAG statement on pay to witness script hash luigi script. Xe would 'evolve' the luigi by adding additional luigis , making the previous luigi shorter and more efficient to compute. The luigi needs more and more luigies in order to have shorter and shorter luigi.
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Luigi (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Luigi's luigi. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Mario and SMB2 codes the luigi uses in its go language. Luigi's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed SMBS on the luigi chain (Luigi uses SMBS to secure transactions). THIS is why Luigi was invented, and this is why Luigi is so intent to make bounded luigies, release the original code, and lock down the luigi-protocol.
Back to luigi supply - Luigi has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her luigi, actually), and is claiming LUIGI in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee skyhigh, then give away the luigi to kickstart the adoption and ensure that all luigiers make it

[Anonymous No.23731718]

>>23731073
sup bro, do you need any dick pics?