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23708986 No.23708986 [Reply] [Original]

>be wagie
>have agile standup with literally 50 people in one meeting, going one by one

>> No.23709003

>>23708986
What is that?

>> No.23709004

Jeepers

>> No.23709016

>>23709003
the scrum leader goes around to each person, and you have to give a status update on what you worked on yesterday, what you will be working on today, and mention any blockers

>> No.23709029

>>23708986
Why do you have 50 people on one team???

>> No.23709041

>>23709016
tech is fucking retarded. i talk to my manager once a week for like 5 minutes unless something comes up and i need to talk to them one on one. why do they pay these agile/scrum retards to waste the time of 50 developers making $50-100/hour?

>> No.23709043

>>23708986
Fuck I thought mine was bad
>Scrum meeting at 5pm
>Just moved flat so I have to use unreliable open Wifi so video call always lags
>Team of 12, internationally located so different time zones
>nobody cares what I say I don't care what anybody says
>People telling me about projects I don't know about or work on or will have the opportunity to work on

Can't wait til next year when I have more savings and can start actively looking for a new job.
>Every day

At least I sleep in til 9;30 and nobody notices

>> No.23709390

I feel for you anon. I had to do stupid shit like that every day at an internship last summer. I swear people call meetings for the fuck of it just to feel some sort of authority.

>> No.23709435

>>23709041
Because tech niggers are gay

>> No.23709460

wagie please leave board even hearing this agile scrum nonsense and i feel not so nice like sad animal is the die

>> No.23709471

>>23709041
scrum leading seems like the type of job you can bullshit. i’m gonna start putting that shit in my resume, what kinda wording can i use in interviews to help this along?

>> No.23709499

sounds like your managers are retarded OP

>> No.23709500

>>23709471
read "the agile manifesto"
you have to have people skills

>> No.23709530

>>23709471
just act like an NPC simple as that

>> No.23709941

>>23709500
ezpz

>hi charles, i just want to let you know how much the team appreciates all the hard work you’ve put into this project so far and we’d all love it if you could just take some extra time this weekend to sort out just a few tiny bugs. k? thanks so much.

is there actual certain or anything?