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>gf asked if i am gay

>> No.23708249
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>>23708226
Welllll...are u?

>> No.23708267

>>23708226
she's testing your fitness as a man. The correct funny response is "oh yeah baby. BIG TIME. Please grow a dick soon so i can suck it." or the serious response is "No, not at all. I guess i just haven't been that attracted to you lately. Have you stopped working out?"

>> No.23708279

She's a man, so the answer is yes

>> No.23708285

business and finance, not buttsex and faggots, retard.

>> No.23708315

Are you sure? What if you sucked my dick?

>> No.23708350

>>23708267
This. Its a shit test. Turn it back on her, be cool about it.

>> No.23708351

>>23708226
Women assume you take it in the ass if you're too nice to them

>> No.23708390

It’s just a test retard.
Be a true man and say: yes, I suck dicks for sergey stinkies
And then you show her the kneepads

>> No.23708400

What about for 10 links?

>> No.23708413

>>23708226
beat the whore and violently rape her

>> No.23708438

>>23708226
If I had a gf, she would think I am a faggot just because I would be scared to be intimate with her and because I would talk about how much I want to suck cock.

>> No.23708441

>>23708267
this guy is based and gets it OP if you answered poorly/defensively she will think there is some doubt

>> No.23708453

>>23708413
This.

Or better, beat her to death and do not rape her.

Being a volcel serial killer is my life goal

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>>23708226
>only after i met u

>> No.23708462

>>23708413
its always the best course of action

>> No.23708466

>>23708267
The latter response in this post is the way to go. Turn the tables!

>> No.23708482

>>23708226
tell her no it's just that her pussy stinks badly

>> No.23708500

>>23708226
>because you hold chainlink?

>> No.23708621

>>23708226
tell her you would rather be a gay then with her

>> No.23708695

>>23708466
exactly... if you tell her you wanna suck her imaginary dick it only makes you gayer

>> No.23708853

>>23708695
the suck her dick line subtly tells her she shouldn't ask stupid questions unless she wants to get shit on by your intellectual superiority. If you think she is asking an earnest question or you really believe she is being serious, turning it around on her by making her face her own insecurities is the way to go. This is like 1 of the 10 most common shit tests women use. If a woman shit tests you she's asking you to make her feel inferior. If you don't oblige her the panties stay on. "I think you might be gay" is woman speak for "I'm not sure if you're man enough to deserve to fuck me." Nip that shit in the bud without losing your cool and the moisture will flow like the rivers of ancient Babylon.