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I hope you packed your moonbags and Trump winning bets. My uncle works at Trump Campaign HQ and he just sent me a Monero transaction with an attached message of the election results (they can't actually release the information publicly for fear of lawsuits, you can probably find them if you look through Twitter and Facebook over the next few hours, though). Let's just say 'landslide' will be putting the results lightly.

>> No.23697079

what kind of larp is this

>> No.23697263

My dad works for WWW (World Wide Web), he sent me telephatic message: "If this fag brony anon won't stop wanking to midget and horse cock porn I will turn his PC into Nokia 3310". He's the real deal anon, he has connections with aliens and space ship is his daily drive. Watch out for yourself.

>> No.23697314

My uncle works for the postal office advisory board. The results are in: clear Biden victory. The millennial scum voted for the first time en mass. Prepare your anuses.

>> No.23697335

My uncle is Trump and he told me he's gay.

>> No.23697394

My uncle works for Trump too and he told me your uncle is a gay faggot

>> No.23697488

My gay dad is a hot body builder and he washes me in the bathtub naked but won’t let me touch his penis (because he is a gentleman) and says Trump will win.

>> No.23698453

>>23696641
OP has lost his mind.

Also my linky stays stinky

>> No.23698484

>>23696641
is there a timer somewhere for when exactly the results of the election will come out?

>> No.23698488

>>23696641
my uncle works at nintendo he said claim haircomb

>> No.23698495

>>23696641
>trump winning
bwahahahah you wish incel

>> No.23698502

in super mario 128 you will only be able to get fireflower power up if you hold haircomb tokens

please spread this around so all true gamers know

>> No.23698517

>>23697488
>>23698488

uhhh.. i dont wanna check those.

>> No.23698520

my dad works at nintendo and says sonic will be in the next pokemon game