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day before the election. why is everything rallying?

>TRUMP IS GONNA WIN GME IS GONNA BE $30 EOY IM GONNA BE A MILLIONAIRE YOU'LL ALL SEE

>>23679474
bull trap and killing retail shorts
loading aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

why market go up???

Wingstop paying out a special $5 dividend

Let's make some money frens

>>23679474
because biden is going to promise 10 Trillion in stimulus first then Wednesday morning

guise, if I buy when the bottom curves (stochastic oscillation) are below 20 and sell when they get above 80, will I get rich?

I received 200 dollars in dividends this weekend, first reply with a stock less than 2 dollars per share is what I buy

>>23679482
based GME anon

lmao DAX +213,52 (1,85 %)

>Trump changes election night plans, cancels party at Trump International: report


uh oh

stinky

>>23679464
+5% end of day

>>23679474
Maybe the market see'sa win/win
>Biden = stimulus
>trump = low taxes

Why is my limit order and stop getting filled early in TDA's demo account?

>>23679474

Total bear trap

This shit is going to walk down as soon as people start buying

>>23679490
Markets do the opposite of whatever retail expects it to do. All of retail expects a crash before election day. Therefore, today we pump.

>>23679504
but it all goes to niggers and trannies.

>>23678815
I was reading the WSJ and they're saying Hillary's lead has increased to 11 points. Well outside the margin of error. Is it time to invest in China?

>CRSR

Going UP today

>>23679517
trumbrones....

I thought burgers were more advanced and didnt use daylight savings like us europoors.

Hope you're ready for a dump at open

>>23679526
TDA gives some access to pre-market and after hours, don't remember exactly how much

>>23679506
Backtest it. Short answer: no.

BVLL BVLL BVLL SURGE!!! SPY 340 EOD
BOBO BTFO
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>>23679517
They're erecting non-scalable barricades around the white house
I think Trump will literally be perp walked out of the white house

>>23679507
Showme a divvie portfolio

>>23679561

::vomit::

Yeah i smell dump coming also

>>23679506
it works until it dont work

>>23679544
How do people like gary johnson or jill stein get more than a 1% predicted win? Makes no sense.

>>23679551
I'm in California and we FUCKING VOTED TO KEEP THAT SHIT WHEN GETTING RID OF IT WAS ON THE 2018 BALLOT

>>23679561
The west will inevitably fracture

>>23679543
Yeah, so what? Niggers and trannies buy shit. They're tech's best customers.

>>23679571

Yeah good lucl getting past the wall, the secret service and the marine guard

(((You wont)))

I have already come back to my homeland,
But why I feel missing something today?
Is it that I need the whole sky,
your hair to float and the wind to play...

This afternoon I stop by the old village,
look at each row of trees, each leaf though mean:
this flavor always moves my heart,
just a painting of still-life green

>>23679581
thats not a predicted win thats a vote share

>>23679564
What do you use to backtest?

>>23679577
but if it works most of the time then it kind of averages out to something positive, right?

>>23679536
That's called a bull trap..

>>23679582
So this is the power of california...

>>23679517
Moved it to the white house, and increased security at the white house and all federal buildings in DC. Doesn’t seem like something to worry about if they expected a Biden win.

>>23679577
That's not a problem, you could have a strategy that works 1% of the time and still be profitable so long as "works" means >100R gains. But the problem is firstly the definition of "work". Just guessing the direction is not good enough, you have to guess "that it will hit at least X returns before Y loss".

>>23679582
people are happy when they are given something even if it is from something taken away from them.

Priced in, bigly.

tfw sold NIO at 25

>I sold all of my stocks because X president won!

>>23679593
You're literally retarded.

>>23679474
Because they bear trapped smoothbrain media zombies last week and your trump pump is starting ahead of schedule.

digits and buying FNGU in the 170s to flip at 200

>>23679620
Muh jew flu

>>23679521
You'll get a stimulus no matter who wins. People will fucking die if we don't stimulate the fuck out of them.

>>23679625

Buy em back cheaper when the shooting starts

>>23679624
Could be worse you could be bag holding GME

>>23679645
>He's not holding gme

>>23679642

Prove it

Who says mitch mcconnel is going to sign onto bailing out blue states??

>>23679593
If it's that simple there'd never be economic cycles.

>>23679625
I'm going to get puts for PFE and JNJ because there was almost 100k new cases on Friday. The way I see it by the time these vaccines come out we'll have already hit heard immunity.

>>23679624
NIO will moon. Especially if Biden wins

>>23679624
>Chink shit
It could be the next BABA or it could be the next Luckin' Coffee. If you sold for a profit, who cares.

Im laughing

>>23679645
h-haha yeah, theres no way I still have my GME that I totally didn't FOMO into at 14

>>23679624
Bro, I bought at 3 and sold at 7.

Just looked at it for the first time in months. Just end it for me.

>>23679627
You're so pathetic you need free shit to keep up with trannies and niggers. Damn.

How can Biden recover from this? Since democrats are twice as likely as republicans to vote early shouldnt he be way more ahead? I dont get it, the polls say he’a up 7 in Florida but mathematically I dont see where those votes come from.

So I sold a 30 dollar covered call on NIO. I have a $10 january call, a $12 january call and 100 shares. Which is best to use if I get assigned?

>>23679652
>He plans on killing himself

>>23679604
If your broker doesn't have backtesting available (e.g. ibroken), there's tradingview or ninjatrader (I don't recommend ninjatrader, since you have to stream data to it as it doesn't just query data for you to use, even from your data source). Tradingview backtesting is limited if free, but it's very solid if paid. If free, go to some date and do your strategy using the long/short position widgets, and add a vertical red line on losses ,and a vertical green line on wins, so as to more easily count success rate and eventually win ratio once you're done.
Good years to test are 2018 (strong uptrend) and 2012 (consolidation/crabbing).
How much to test is 100 trades at first: if that's a good winrate and win ratio, then 100 more trades. 500 trades minimum is a sample size.

For those who think Bide is going to win.

Do you fucking realize how running mate is the first black let alone woman in the VP seat?

Are you fucking high?
There's not a single race or sub culture that wants a black woman in that position.

Jeb2020

>>23679671
at least you made a profit

is this dog whistling?

>>23679679
I hope you do anon.
not buying GME was a big mistake.

>>23679609
Proposition to reinstate affirmative action is going to fail, try again nigger

Buy Nov 4th calls, and thank me later.

>>23679683
Buy XOM

>>23679676

I wouldn't be surprised if mail in voting campaign backfires when tons of votes get thrown out for being filled out improperly/being too late because of procrastinators.

>>23679683
We wouldn't be in this position if jeb would have just won in 2016

>>23679672
You really, really don't get it, do you?

>>23679683
Biden lost 50 Cent, Lil Wayne, Kanye, and Ice T because everyone knows Harris is Indian and a fake dindu.

So the pattern today is pump and crab into a bull trap? Another day of holding UVXY

>Buy XOM

>>23679690
That may be true, but I highly doubt it.

>>23679676
i cant stand people like you. its impossible to analyze all this shit, none of it means anything until november 4

>leading here
>but muh mail in
>but muh early voting
>but muh red zone
>but muh voter turnout
just shut up you look so dumb thinking you can analyze an infinite amount of variables.

>>23679688
>someone molests Yang's kid
>doesn't tell his parents because they told him not to complain

>>23679680
thanks for the advice m8

>>23679711
who is this

>buy oil stocks

>>23679676
new data suggest all the latinos and blackpipo are waiting until election day to vote

Futures are for bagholders. I am inevitable.

>>23679711
that's a man

>>23679688
Certifiably Asian.

>>23679727
>just shut up you look so dumb thinking you can analyze an infinite amount of variables.

So can we finally admit stocks are gambling?

10 minutes until I cum

>>23679688
That chink is straight up backwards retarded, he's the epitome that you don't need to be smart to become rich is just straight up discipline, connections and luck.
Getting a good head start on life doesn't hurt at all

Guys, have you seen the 1m chart of nasdaq? If you compare it with the 5m you see that the trend doesn't seem to be bullish

BOBO BTFO
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>>23679676

They are just going to say trump cheat and try to force him out with force.

Watch

>>23679727
This remember 2016 when analysts where saying Hilary was winning.

How much money am I printing today boyos

>>23679760
stocks have always been gambling

>>23679727
Honestly you just come off as someone who was delivered bad news.

>>23679683
>first black
who cares about the first black VP when we had the first black president 12 years ago? Besides she's not even that black

>>23679727
we get it, you're on disability and take this very personally

>>23679787
it's only gambling if you lose money

>>23679710
Voting is actually too hard to some people.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpkz6GMsJ1g

thoughts?

Not buying anything today because the market will inevitably be red tomorrow

>>23679760
>So can we finally admit stocks are gambling?

Always has been

buy my calls today

10 minutes to go, anons. Let us pray
>Grant to us all good things needful for this body and life and profitable for our salvation, and keep from us all things harmful, that sustained in time of want and guarded in time of prosperity, we may endure to the day of our Lord’s coming and be judged worthy of eternal life; through Jesus Christ, our Lord, who lives and reigns with You and the Holy Spirit, one God, now and forevermore.
Amen.

>>23679796
good thing the majority of autistic retards here lose money

>>23679786

T-minus 8 minutes until the blood bath

>>23679809
Let it be so

>>23679791
I don't mind Biden wins because Kamala will take over after 1 month, and it'll be fucking hilarious.

>>23679809
Amen

>>23679809
AMEN

Vroom Vroom

>FSR

>>23679786
None because you have zero liquidity

>>23679803
I am buying Everything because on the off chance Biden wins I would have bigger problems then my money in my account
Loading on boomers sips so I can stay awake all night

>>23679809
Amen

>>23679723

Is there really anything THAT STUPID about it (coming from someone who knows nothing of XOM). It has a good dividend and has nowhere to go but up at this point (even if it goes up really slow).

>>23679803
If it'll be red tomorrow, it'd have already been red yesterday.

>>23679786

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>>23679809
Amen

A comfy day is ahead of us.

>>23679791
>Obama
>raised by his rich white grandparents
>father is literally African, not African-American

>Harris
>raised by Indian mother
>her black father doesn't even like her
>pretends to identify more with African-Americans because it's politically expedient
>locked up plenty of your average welfare beggars when she was DA'ing

Could be worse, at least they aren't London "my brother is a convicted murderer" Breed.

>>23679809
Amen

>complacent dumbulls don't realize that the downtrend from last 2 weeks ago hasn't been broken yet

There will be a huge surge in the AM.

>>23679857

ITS ALL GOING UP TODAY

>>23679786
At least he has the decency to shill when his stock is down
Pltr and gme shills disappear when their stock tanks.

AAPL almost red pre market

Does SMG still endorse TQQQ?

>>23679891
I'm selling GME puts hoping to get assigned and I have CLF

GME infinity squeeze occurring today.

I could have bout DNKN at $75, that motherfucker is at $105 this morning

What are some Trump lotto options?

All my spy puts gonna expire worthless on 11/6 arent they

>>23679869
Only good and honest thing Biden did was say he didn't want his children to grow up in a racial jungle.

DIE QQQ YOU PIECE OF SHIT DIE DIE DIE

>>23679850
>Downtrend for years
>Removed from the S&P500 after being the top company inside it for years
>Oil will not ever go to $100 in our lifetime due to massive supply thanks to muh flu
The dividend isn't gonna offset the share price continuing to fall. It certainly will be better than if there was none at all, but there is better places to put your money rather than kissing it goodbye forever.

>>23679847
You don't need money in a communism. Actually it'll be your crime.

>>23679809
Amen

>>23679869
I mean these people are all corrupt politicans. They literally just pander to the lowest common demoninator

>>23679910
That was pretty based. NGL I voted trump but if 1994 biden was running i would vote for him.

>>23679902
In these times, SQQQ

I made egg sandwiches for breakfast.

>>23679910
He never said that he was quoting someone.
Fuck that old ass cracker

Bobo, hey bobo! Go fucking kill yourself!


Hahahaha

>>23679857

>>23679507
MVIS

Watch this shit plummet on sight

CRSRbros...?

>>23679943
screencapped

My line keeps going down.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

here we fucking gooooooOOOO

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>23679880

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

last chance to sell GME before it dips back down to $9

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

WADDA FUG WAS DAT?? :DDD

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

HHERE WE GO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAIT WHAT
WHAT THE FUCK WASS THAT?

Who wins the Dem nomination in 2024, Chanos has heavily implied Joe told him he only wanted one term.

What pattern is this my ni/gme/rs

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>23679943
OH N-

>>23679869
Man you people don´t see the play.. do you? They obviously put a minority in a top position to justify all the policies against minorities.

They will speak about equality and shit, but implement a new prison bill or something like that..

Puump eet

Dump eet

>>23677777

GME IS DIPPING ALREADY

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA DUMBASSES

>>23679988
Pedo Joe isn't getting one term.

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT????????

Ahhhhhhhhh

>>23679970
Do these bots actually use market data?

>>23680000
Anon, I..

NASDUMP
>NASDUMP
NASDUMP
>NASDUMP
NASDUMP
>NASDUMP
NASDUMP
>NASDUMP

GME is going to $9 and you can get so many cheapies

I just saw nasdaq futures dip 0.3% in 1 tick

>immediate selloff


HAHAHAHAHA

Welp, my SPY puts are worthless. My girlfriend is gonna be pissed.
Here's her pic.
Oh also, I'm gay. Not sure if that matters.

>>23680000
The Bogs have spoken.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???????

I fucking hate GME passionately now

>>23680000
Thank you

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

now THIS is entertainment

>>23680043
>>>gme


Boomer stock

Wont survive the pandemic

>>23680038

WHAT THE FUCK MY MONEY

ALL MY HARD EARNED MONEY

So is it still gonna be a rugpull day or is it another crabby clown market day?

>>23680038

GME NEEDS YOUR ENERGY

REPLY "THANK YOU BASED COOMER" TO THIS POST FOR $15 EOD

How is this pattern called?

>>23680075
idk Im attempting to get out of uvxy because it seems like everyone is just holding their breath

>>23680034

Thats a man

TRADING 212 IS DYING

>>23680083
Thank you based coomer

PICK A FUCKING DIRECTION NQ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23680000
I got bogged for buying UVXY

NIO TO THE MOON

>>23680083
GME to $0

>portfolio is back green after open
Based ID colour magic

>>23680083
nope, waiting for cheapies, even if it does gap up today, GME always crabs downwards for the rest of the day

how do i achieve this mode

NOPE I AIN'T BUYING UNTIL AFTER ELECTIONS.

>>23680099
What happened

>>23680115
based

Lads, I started investing in the hope that I could afford a mortgage deposit - now I can afford that I'm wondering whether I'd be better off continuing renting and keeping my money in stocks.

What should I do?

Reminder I would heem every single last """""""""""""""""""""""""person""""""""""""""""""""""""" itt

whats UVXY doing this week, boys?

Im so sick of stonks. Maybe I should put my money somewhere better like greyhound racing tracks.

>>23680132
volatility is friend, not foe

Down 10% on GME. Do I sell or not?

>>23680146
40

PLTR chads we out here

What will the the market look like in the morning?

>>23680034
Fucking faggots should be thrown off a roof like tradition dictates

death to america

>>23680090
Oscillating bear and bull trap

>>23680132
pussy niggas like you ain't gonna make it nerd

Went 50% SQQQ and 50% UVXY, wish me luck. Go chaos!

>>23680156
A red river.

>>23680143
land is a pretty sound investment assuming there isn't population decline

Very nice bounce. Gonna sell covered calls and but puts with the proceeds and average down my prices when it dumps tomorrow.

>>23679506
lmao I just did this and made bank because I was shorting the Dow

JUST WENT ALL IN ON SPY CALLS

STOCKS ONLY GO UP

BIDEN WILL WIN

Will chaos peak and then calm down tomorrow?
Will mail in voting stretch election drama for like a week, and then FBI fraud voting investigations draw it out for months?

>>23680169
I hope this nigga goes homeless

>>23679764
Idk if that's the way you should phrase it to a child, but as a political statement in the current environment, its good advice. He also seems to be the only politician that is pro-nuclear and sees the writing on the wall in regards to increasingly sophisticated automation

>>23680143
do you think you can beat your property's value appreciation minus your mortage interest in the market?

>>23680169
Fucking RIP

>>23680169
Me too but I was expecting a crash, not a pump. It’s still a bull trap regardless because it’ll plummet and crab again as usual

>>23680153
Dont. Squeeze still happening

I bought the dip on MSFT.

Now closing my broker while I'm up like 2 or 3% today and going to bed

>>23680153
https://swingtradebot.com/equities/GME

>>23680169
I think this was smart last week but foolish now. The markets wont wait until trump wins before the start pumping this time. That’s smoothbrain logic.

Just sold my SQQQ for a small gain. This shit is too volatile for me tbqhfam

Do I sell this? Renewables might drop if Trump wins,and its my only green right now.

>>23680153
you're about to be down 20% this week lol

Any pennystocks to gamble on today bros?

>>23680172
Iseems only tech is pumpings. Other sectors not as much and are now dumping. Seems fishy guess ill wait.

>>23680213
>>23680169

When do we sell UVXY bros?
Tuesday night or Wednesday morning ?

>>23680184
Biden is equivalent to a permabear if you didn’t notice

>And just like that, /smg/ was never bearish again!

Start driving the FSR. Ride it 15+, lock profits.

>>23680221
They might but renewables isn't necessarily a non-Trump stock. Renewable energy is afterall in line with US energy independence, and that's the main priority of his energy policies.

you fucks have memed me into holding my gme again

>>23680243
After todays morning dip.

fucking do something...

>>23680196
Nuclear is fucking stupid too, right now 75% of nuclear plants are leaking fuel all over, give me a choice between slow cooking in co2 or tumors all over my body I'll take the fucking co2 all day

>>23680216
>>23680214

Cheers lads, I sold for a profit to buy back in but poorly timed the bottom when I bought back in. Getting a little shaky seeing it in the red again.

Sold my Nio at knifepoint and it kept going! Holy shit we flying high today

>>23680250
No.

>>23680229
WWR and NAK are bullish if Trump wins

why is GME asleep

Its gonna fucking dump

>>23680258
>right now 75% of nuclear plants are leaking fuel all over
sauce?

PLTR CHADS OOOOOOO

>RKT

>>23680153
squeeze already happened bro

>>23680273
Not just plants but nuclear sites in general.

>>23680243
Wednesday at open at the earliest, though if it does go parabolic I'll use a trailing stop and let it ride.

Uh, bros? Send help.

>>23680038
sports teams have stocks now?

tfw want to buy nio but havent researched about it enough to justify buying it but it keeps going up in the meantime

>day before election
>everything rallying

do they know Trump is gonna win or something?

fucking bogged again. is there like some rule that every time you enter a trade, you have to sweat it out being immediately underwater?

>>23680290
I was just wondering if it was a good time to buy into twitter.

>>23680229
COUV and ENZC

>>23680272
First half hour is always the fake out, as soon as 10 strikes the rug gets pulled

>>23680269
>asleep
>just dumped from +5% to +1% on opening
how's that cope going

it's about to turn negative

>He bought an options contract to hold over the weekend

>>23680284
nigga that isnt sauce. The best case scenario is if we move towards nuclear we can get thorium reactors and that shit will btfo all other energy sources

If B*den wins how long until you go all in short for a trip to S&P 1000?

For fuck's sake, ibkr is so broken I'm genuinely thinking of just giving up on stocks and going forex. At least there are more than 0 worthwhile forex brokers in cucknada.

>>23680279
Gonna take my pltr profits at 11 and buy gme puts with them.

REMINDER THAT EVEN COOMCAT POSTER ALREADY SOLD GME

YOU GUYS FELL FOR A PAJEET PUMP AND DUMP AHAHAHAHHAHA

sold some SPY $340 calls expiring weds. free money

>>23680153
Everybody knows to buy high and sell low, yes you tard

Yep. I knew today would be another crab day

>>23680290
Did you just get played into some theta fags iron condor

bull trap

Why are my LCI calls worthless now? I lost 98% on literally no price movements

I'm voting for Trump.

>>23680334
pretty sure most people already sold but OK

>that front page pic

Bearish

>>23680106
hodl. I shouldve bought more this morning. I'm hoping itll dip a little more before I'm compelled to FOMO on more upward movement

>>23680151
Volatility is a ladder.

>GME
Wait a minute, this isn't a short squeeze.

This is boring as fuck.

>>23680161
STOP INTERFERING IN OUR DEMOCRACY IRAN!

>>23680374
theta gang stole your money

>>23680324
if you ignore Herbert Hoover (OUTLIER), it really doesn't matter

If you get an interview at an investment firm how do you explain around getting all your stock advice from SMG

>>23680368
Looks like an earnings straddle, except it wasn't done ATM. Not sure what's up with that.

>>23680034
Your boyfriend is gay as well

I'm holding gme till q4 go fuck yourselves

is this a bull trap? is it gonna dump??????

>>23680243
if the election is contested, there will be more volatility after the election. but if it goes to 40 or 50, I'd just take profits there. unlikely to hit those, but not impossible

lol CNN says "STOCK SOAR AS MARKET PREDICTS BIDEN WIN!"
Yeah just ignore the continual fucking decline the past month as election got closer. If it goes down, it becomes "TRADERS SELL OFF AS CORONAVIRUS AND STIMULUS FEARS MOUNT"
fucking god i hate CNN.

>>23680412
don't worry, they do too

>>23680377

Already voted.

GME manned mission to the moon by 2022

GME gamer cafe on Mars by 2024

>>23680412
We are being watch remember

I don't know why SBE is climbing so much but I'm not complaining.

>>23680090
"I don't know which way to go"

>>23680419
You're running out of time. The liquidity crunch will pull the stock market into the black hole of pink. Loans are coming out of forbearance.

>>23680377
>>23680444
Checked

>>23680090
40~ VIX

>>23680301
>>23680368
I thought with Twitter crabbing like it is a close to the money straddle would work. Maybe this was a bad idea.

>>23680407
Crises and the term following are always outliers as well, you should categorize those: take all the recovery terms together, all the normal terms together, and all the crises terms together, instead of mixing the all up.

>>23680353
time to swing it

>>23680428
you think well know how close things are before the closing bell tomorrow?

>Went long with 20x leverage on Nasdaq certificate

Feels good

Dow and Nasdump are starting to look like the blow off phase

>>23680412
>My R&D abilties have substantial breadth and creativity. For example, I web scrape a stock market forum of autistic, social outcasts who often end up bagholding bad picks—I've realized that inversing their suggestions often nets a 35% gain.

my stool was VERY loose this morning. i think it's a sign.

>>23680413
Shit ATM would've been smarter. Fuck.

>>23680412
>I frequent a trading community that favors calculated, risky strategies based on in-depth research and the interpretation of macro variables

>>23680478
When did you buy it though? If you did a straddle before earnings last week atm you would have made money.

>>23680492
Basically unironically this. Call it data mining and you're good to go.

>11200 keeps getting rejected

>>23680430

The market priced in a Biden win on Friday last week. We all saw what happened.

>>23679931
How do we profit?

>>23680501
Today.

>>23680486
probably not, markets close early as fuck, even if you can trade extended hours there's probably going to be way too little results to guess

Thanks, burgers. I'm out

>>23680511
The market predicts large scale events like an election typically three months out. Market was pretty decent three months ago

>>23680531
>>23680531
>>23680531
>>23680531
/thread

>he longed volatility

>>23680498
market chameleon gave it an implied earnings straddle of 14.8% when it ended up being 21%
https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/TWTR/Earnings/Earnings-Dates/

>>23680412
>yes, I have a broad network of multinational ears-to-the-ground online sources operating to monitor unconventional market indicators
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>>23680353
>crab day
Maybe for most stocks but tech is pulling some bs onve again. At this point I'm confident it's the algo's flipping back and forth. Possibly to screw over retail investors, pisses me off a lot as it really seems like that ia there true motive.

>>23680384
Wer ent there a few pump days before reaching the bottom in March?

>>23680548
I love this.

GME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>SAY 'PRICED IN' ONE MORE TIME

>>23680593
Priced. IN

>>23680586
don't talk about GME please, bagholder who bought at $14.82 here

>>23680593
SPICED IN\

HAHAHAHA DIDN'T SAY IT FAGGOT CAN'T SHOOT