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>be me
>taking out gf to dinner (lets call her evelyn)
>finally decide to drop the question
>"It's over, Evelyn. It's all over"
>she thinks im fucking joking
>tell her im fucking serious
>she starts stumbling over some bullshit excuses
>calls me fucking inhuman
>slowly losing my shit, i tell her shes not terribly important to me
>dumb bitch starts crying
why are all women like this

>> No.23672904

>>23672890
This is /biz/, anon.

>> No.23672914

>>23672904
I know

>> No.23672922

a thread died for this

>> No.23672931

>>23672890
What question?

>> No.23672940

>>23672931
Can we be exclusive

>> No.23672941

how do i profit from this?

>> No.23672955

>>23672890
is this satire
if so it’s kind of brilliant in an ephemeral way

>> No.23672963

what's the question
t. retard

>> No.23672991

>>23672955
hes describing a scene from american psycho

>> No.23673073

>>23672991
oh kek

>> No.23673130

>>23672904
and this is bullish

>> No.23673182

>>23672890
go back to /fit stupid faggot this board is for big boys

>> No.23673249

>>23672991
kek of course