/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.23664822]

Kneepad should have baked edition

>Trading tips for beginners:
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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
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>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous thread:
>>23661542

[Anonymous No.23664853]

3rd for gme

[Anonymous No.23664862]

N

[Anonymous No.23664870]

doomcrow will win

[Anonymous No.23664876]

BUY TSLA

[Anonymous No.23664887]

that's a man

[Anonymous No.23664904]

>>23664769
Here you go anon

[Anonymous No.23664919]

God I can't wait for the post election seething by maga retards
Based Joe "Malarkey" Biden is gonna wander around in the White House in a dementiaic state letting the Dems give me free gibs
And Trump is gonna seethe daily on a Trump Podcast or radio show

[Anonymous No.23664935]

>>23664870
Thine bell tolls for thee

[Anonymous No.23664936]

Carnival and Norwegian actually gained something for once

[Anonymous No.23664938]

Dubs and niggers die en masse this week

[Anonymous No.23664951]

>>23664919
You do realize this is the exact same thing you fags did in 2016 right. You smug retards never learn. Hillary was a much better candidate than Biden.

[Anonymous No.23664955]

>Halloween effect
>Santa Claus effect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLmKQyjtP_c

[Anonymous No.23664964]

>>23664919
>bring back the 70s

Ok zoomer

[Anonymous No.23664975]

>>23664951
>hillary was a better candidate
confirmed commie. Fake news reported

[Anonymous No.23664980]

>tranny OP

[Anonymous No.23664987]

>>23664951
That does not spund very confident

[Anonymous No.23664991]

>>23664951
No she wasn't, literally everyone hates the Clintons. Most people are neutral about based boring old man Joe
>>23664964
What

[Anonymous No.23664992]

>>23664980
Welcome back anon

[Anonymous No.23665007]

>>23664980
If Biden wins, trannys will be the new norm. Get ready

[Anonymous No.23665013]

GME bros... this setback is just temporary, right?

[Anonymous No.23665034]

>>23665013
anon i....

[Anonymous No.23665035]

Going to wait till after the election to deploy the the remaining ~30% of my capital.

[Anonymous No.23665040]

>>23665013
They've all left you Anon, enjoy their bags!

[Anonymous No.23665047]

>>23665013
It’s probably going back to $7 if lockdowns happen again. I will be loading the fuck up if that happens this time around.

[Anonymous No.23665054]

>>23664991
I disagree. I voted for clinton in 2016 because I knew what I was getting with her. The Democrats plan for this election was put a skeleton out there and "totally not plan on benching him for Kamala once he's elected". I don't like shady shit like that. I voted for Trump this election.

[Anonymous No.23665062]

>>23665013
>Be a serious stock discussion forum
>People are betting on a literal game store

Welp

[Anonymous No.23665070]

>>23665013
Probably should have sold last Monday dude

[Anonymous No.23665074]

Deutsche Brehs,
wo muss ich investieren um die Städter so richtig zu ficken?

[Anonymous No.23665077]

>>23664919


There will be so much SALT wither way.

Dumptrucks of liberal or MAGA tears...the harvest will be bountiful either way fren

[Anonymous No.23665081]

>>23665013
im still holding but I'm out if it crawls towards my cost basis ($8)
either way still better than keeping my money in QQQ

even my favourite TSM is back to its $80 magnet from $90

[Anonymous No.23665083]

[Anonymous No.23665087]

>>23665077
Based and machiavellipilled

[Anonymous No.23665090]

Rollin for US riots post election

[Anonymous No.23665095]

>>23665062

GME is a boomer stock. Most people just download games

The gamma squeeze meme got alot of suckers on this board

[Anonymous No.23665099]

>>23665062
>serious stock discussion forum

[Anonymous No.23665107]

>futes blood red

[Anonymous No.23665114]

>>23665099

Did you add pizza grease to his face or something

Why is he so greasy?

[Anonymous No.23665118]

>>23665095
>most people just download games
>gamestop sells digital games
>gamestop also works primarily with consoles which is not pc gaming and is mostly disc still

[Anonymous No.23665119]

Is NIO the next HYLN or is it for real?

[Anonymous No.23665130]

>>23665107
not even open

[Anonymous No.23665141]

>>23665118

Nobody is going to download a gamestop app when microsoft and sony have stores

[Anonymous No.23665147]

America 2021. The last of the Red Hats have been defeated in the aftermath of the election and the de-Trumpification of America has begun. America begins a decades-long rebuilding process led by Jerome Powell. Shares of SPY are thrown out of helicopters onto refugees.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5i9k7s9X_A

[Anonymous No.23665148]

>>23665095
>The gamma squeeze meme got alot of suckers on this board
people are crying because their +100% turned into +50% because they got greedy thinking GME is going to be election-proof

what do you mean by "got a lot of suckers" kek

[Anonymous No.23665160]

>>23665118

Nigger your stupid

I can download any xbox or ps4 game i want from sony or microsoft store in like 3 minutes

Do you even game? Or did you just throw all your rent money at a stock cause some guy on /biz said?

[Anonymous No.23665191]

>>23665148

All i see is posts from people who never sold lmao

[Anonymous No.23665202]

When's the best time to buy? Nov 3?

[Anonymous No.23665207]

>>23665191
are you still mad for missing out on $6?
Plenty of people already sold this week and are waiting to buy back in if it dip back to single digits

[Anonymous No.23665208]

>>23665083

That would be awesome. Im down there at 15,000 waiting on cheapies

[Anonymous No.23665209]

>>23665148
He probably means the suckers who bought at 15$

[Anonymous No.23665217]

>>23664822
Give ideas on how to profit in a down market plz

[Anonymous No.23665225]

AAPL chads i don't feel too good. My bags bought at 125 are getting heavy...

[Anonymous No.23665231]

>>23665207

I dont give a shit sbout GME

i bought SPXS, DRN and shorted LULU

I literally am about to pay off my house if i got up any more

[Anonymous No.23665233]

>>23665217
long puts

[Anonymous No.23665234]

>>23665160
>I can download 70GB in 3 minutes
either you live in a hive city in which case I both feel sorry for you and don't consider you human, or you're lying

[Anonymous No.23665238]

SMG, will the assholes behind The Great Reset fuck with the market just to rob everyone of their savings while the dickheads in charge jump ship?

[Anonymous No.23665241]

>>23665095
>GME
>Boomer
Your Parents aren't automatically boomers ya sperg. GME was def a zoomer hail mary. It was fun watching the rollercoaster but the cart is pulling back into the station; it's time to get off.

[Anonymous No.23665248]

Anyone buying ZOOM? Surely the lockdowns are bullish for it?

[Anonymous No.23665258]

>>23665225
the literal top. wow

[Anonymous No.23665261]

>>23665141
>>23665160
you get reward points when you buy with gamestop

and microsoft already shares some revenue with gamestop for their digital sales

[Anonymous No.23665268]

>>23665231
>I dont give a shit sbout GME
cared enough to give (you)'s

[Anonymous No.23665272]

GME chads, I do think we should get on the rollercoaster again, but you should hop off until things stabilize.
I legit seeing it going back to $7.

[Anonymous No.23665277]

>>23665248
>chinkshit

nah senpai I'm good

[Anonymous No.23665279]

>>23665202
i want to make a few bets on trump pre election, then wait for a drop and then dump in my money in LIT/Draft kings

[Anonymous No.23665285]

>>23665248
Its so overvalued though

[Anonymous No.23665287]

>>23665083

[Anonymous No.23665300]

>>23665013
Anon, all you had to do was trust me

[Anonymous No.23665304]

>>23665272
We might see $7 on Wednesday open but that will be the absolute bottom

[Anonymous No.23665317]

>>23665287
Get fucking jewed on, pathetic bearkeks

[Anonymous No.23665322]

What's gonna be the most red day this week?

[Anonymous No.23665327]

>>23665304
>>23665272
why wouldnt it stabilize the moment donald trump wins and its announced im thinking tuesday starts the immediate rebound

why do people think its going to remain unstabalized for a long period of time is it certain that the vote counts are delayed or?

[Anonymous No.23665328]

DAX futures are (still?) green but Germany is going to shut down for a complete month, wtf.

[Anonymous No.23665336]

>>23664822
im thinking of investing in crypto just because i fucking hate how the stocks are just deadlocked
70% of the time

[Anonymous No.23665337]

>>23665248
ZOOM is a defunct Chinese company that went up by like 50x in March before the SEC realized everyone buying it was a retard who thought they were buying ZM, and halted the stock.

Explain that, efficient market hypothesis.

[Anonymous No.23665353]

>>23665328

[Anonymous No.23665355]

>>23665327
The election won't have a clear result during market hours on Tuesday, and Trump winning would be unexpected for the market which has priced in a Biden win so it'll dump briefly before going on a golden bull run.

>>23665322
Wednesday

[Anonymous No.23665356]

How many people are actually banking on a BS event as opposed to a recession

[Anonymous No.23665369]

HALOWEEN EFFECT INCOMING
Bulls incoming get ready bros

[Anonymous No.23665393]

>>23665327
You should switch your fetish to Japs. They are less repulsive.

[Anonymous No.23665405]

What if people are cashing out to buy christmas presents? Bearish only short term but bullish very soon.

[Anonymous No.23665413]

>>23665337
kek thats funny

[Anonymous No.23665427]

>>23665272
>I legit seeing it going back to $7.
maybe if we didn't have the MSFT deal yet
GME will be worth less than 500 million at that point

Senvest will probably add if it goes under $10, they (or others) might already be adding given the volume spikes on Friday
This GME dump has been on very relatively low volumes, I wouldn't be surprised if these are the whales precipitating this on purpose to accumulate for cheap. They sure as hell aren't blind to all the robinhooder dumbasses hoping for a quick squeeze

[Anonymous No.23665432]

Friday sold everything and put all my money on a bet on Biden. Easy 48% return on investment.

[Anonymous No.23665438]

>>23665393
there's no saving kpopfag

[Anonymous No.23665439]

>>23665248

Lockdowns for the next 100 years is priced into th stock so you better hope covid is around til you retire.

[Anonymous No.23665440]

>>23665405
Lol people load their credit cards up for Christmas. They don't use money they actually have.

[Anonymous No.23665443]

>>23665405
Breh, the people that need to cash out stocks to buy presents do not own enough stocks to affect a damn shit. We are 110 percent bullish. See you on the european fronts in t-1 hour

[Anonymous No.23665451]

>>23665337
That is the funniest thing Ive read in a while. Thank you!

[Anonymous No.23665458]

>>23665432
holy shit sell the bottom and bet on the loser stay poor

[Anonymous No.23665459]

>>23665393
Kpopfag buy more GME

[Anonymous No.23665460]

>>23665432
Post your bet or fuck off.

[Anonymous No.23665465]

TQQQ is looking pretty juicy at 116. Anyone holding out for a yummy entry point? I imagine after election day it could drop even more if the results arent clear.

[Anonymous No.23665467]

>>23665328
>Germany
Who cares?

[Anonymous No.23665490]

>>23665337

Recently a Swedish Airline company called SAS pumped 7% on neutral news, at lunch an analyst released a statement saying stock have no business climbing. Following the statement it immediately dropped 7%.
This all occured in a single trading day.

Effecient markets.

[Anonymous No.23665491]

What's the next NIO lads?

[Anonymous No.23665494]

>>23665287

Reality

You printed 4 trillion and all you got was $1200

it only bought you 6 months

Times up

[Anonymous No.23665497]

>>23665465
Historically stocks always go up after elections.

[Anonymous No.23665506]

>CRSR
Earnings are 11/10, they should smash it. Fearing I bought too high at 22.

>PINS
Long Term HODL. Reason to believe it'll reach 100


Any anons think this is accurate?

[Anonymous No.23665511]

>everybody on stocktwits is suddenly bullish about tomorrow

I don't fucking understand

[Anonymous No.23665515]

>>23665511
Yeah but stocktwits is always wrong

[Anonymous No.23665521]

>>23665511

>>> stocktwits

Most of the accounts arent even real

[Anonymous No.23665522]

>>23665511
Trump is about to be priced in.

[Anonymous No.23665539]

>>23665522

>>>trump priced in

Civil unrest is about to be priced in

[Anonymous No.23665545]

>>23665511
t. 103 IQ poster

[Anonymous No.23665554]

can't you feel it, anon?

[Anonymous No.23665559]

So I'm headed to Kroger to buy beer because I'm probably just going to day drink and do laundry. First person to reply with a reasonable food item I'll buy.

[Anonymous No.23665564]

Reminder: you printed trillions to save stonkz in march..the money has stopped and no more is coming

Fed actually sold last week

https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/bst_recenttrends.htm

[Anonymous No.23665565]

mfw 65k€ cash on the sidelines

[Anonymous No.23665569]

>>23665554
So buy ITW????

[Anonymous No.23665573]

>>23665559
Cheese slices!

[Anonymous No.23665574]

>>23665559
Sirloin Steak

[Anonymous No.23665575]

>>23665494
>he still believes in the printing memes
Riddle me this. Why do "bank reserves" matter if the Fed lifted the reserve requirement?

[Anonymous No.23665580]

>>23664936
>he doesnt know
CDC caused it and if you find out the limitations that came about after market close, iirc, it'll likely tank.

[Anonymous No.23665582]

>>23665460
>>23665459
RIDIN' WITH BIDEN

[Anonymous No.23665583]

>>23665559
Fried chicken is the best with beer, if they don't have them fresh the boxed ones are an ok alternative

[Anonymous No.23665584]

>>23665559
Snickers

[Anonymous No.23665587]

>>23665559
Burrito / subway / chili chicken / sushi

[Anonymous No.23665595]

>>23665564

You don't know anything about the economy or central bank action and therefore your FUD fails to impress. Feel free to try again but put in more effort.

[Anonymous No.23665597]

>>23665559
Benis :DDDD

[Anonymous No.23665598]

>>23665405
Nah, not at all. Some years analysts claim you can see small corrections in december because people pull out losses and shit for tax reasons, but that theory doesn't really hold up either since all you have to do is look at the chart and there's no solid proof of it being a thing. I mean it DOES happen obviously, I have done it myself.. but it's not like everyone will sell on the same day, it's spread out enough to not be noticeable

[Anonymous No.23665599]

>>23665582

[Anonymous No.23665604]

>>23665575


The data speaks for itself

The fed bailed out stocks

https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/bst_recenttrends.htm

[Anonymous No.23665605]

>>23665582
>euros
lol yurps thinking they understand america

[Anonymous No.23665609]

Is it worth making a Robinhood solely for the free monthly stock?

[Anonymous No.23665610]

>>23665432
Hope you're kidding if not you'll an hero by nov 5th , stream it and do a flip faggot

[Anonymous No.23665611]

>>23665582
Thanks for the free money anon ;-)

[Anonymous No.23665614]

>>23665559
Miko-tan

[Anonymous No.23665624]

>>23665604
>the data speaks for itself, so I'm going to completely ignore why the data is actually meaningless
The Fed increased it's balance sheet by buying treasuries from banks in exchange for "bank reserves". The Fed also made the reserve ratio 0% on March 23rd. So what good are bank reserves?

Please answer in complete sentences.

[Anonymous No.23665625]

>President Trump has said privately he'll claim victory Tuesday night if it appears he's "ahead" - @Axios citing sources
Oh man, the election will be such a fucking mess. I can't wait

[Anonymous No.23665628]

UK, FRANCE,PORTUGAL,GREECE,SPAIN,GERMANY all locked down...guaruntee double dip recession

[Anonymous No.23665633]

>>23665328
Workplaces, Schools and universities stay open, only restaurants, gyms, bars and clubs are closed. Just wageslave Krautbros, no fun and free time for us.

[Anonymous No.23665640]

>>23665628
priced in

[Anonymous No.23665649]

>>23665625
This will be the first president who refuses to leave office no matter what the results. The orange man is dug in like a tic.

[Anonymous No.23665658]

>>23665628
Isn't Europe the wealthiest nation after the US? This sounds bearish if they decide to pull shit for US stocks. Or is China the second wealthiest?

[Anonymous No.23665664]

>>23665628
As if we have any impact in the global economy, lol

[Anonymous No.23665666]

>>23665633
this lockdown effects my daily routine by 0 (zero) %

[Anonymous No.23665669]

Kraut frens , there is no way Germany will let it flagship Wirecard die right frens ? I didn't just burn 5k right frens ?

[Anonymous No.23665673]

>>23665649
given how he's been treated he has every right to

[Anonymous No.23665674]

off topic but what board is /sig/ on? thought it used to be on /biz/

[Anonymous No.23665685]

>>23665658
if by wealthiest you mean largest economy that's China not Europe, yea

[Anonymous No.23665688]

>>23665658
Actually the second wealthiest nation is Qatar

[Anonymous No.23665689]

>>23665674
/Pol/

[Anonymous No.23665691]

>>23665674
/fit/

[Anonymous No.23665696]

>>23665669
Fellow European citizen here, you haven't learned a single thing from social democrats, have you? Europe isn't competitive and it doesn't like to be.

[Anonymous No.23665703]

>>23665605
>>23665610
>>23665599
Stay mad Im gonna make an ez 3k in a couple of days :)

[Anonymous No.23665705]

>>23665669
>flagship Wirecard
I have some bad news for you... but they are still in business at least

[Anonymous No.23665708]

>>23665649
Comfy

[Anonymous No.23665709]

>>23665673
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8.

[Anonymous No.23665715]

>>23665640
You faggots have been saying this since SPY was at 350 a couple weeks ago. It is NOT priced in retard.

[Anonymous No.23665717]

>>23665669
They are bankrupt Krautbro... why the fuck do you buy a bankrupt firm? Other companies buy everything thats valuable, stock owners won´t get shit.

[Anonymous No.23665722]

>>23665688
I think that's country, not nation in the sense of economic area such as US vs europe vs china.

[Anonymous No.23665724]

>>23665624
It's technically a loan, and banks know everything is overpriced. If they buy, and the bubble pops, they are left with the bill. This next printing session will see money pumped directly into the people's hands via FedCoin.

[Anonymous No.23665725]

>>23665582
>He bought?

[Anonymous No.23665726]

>>23665083

[Anonymous No.23665728]

if EU is locking down doesn't that mean investors will go in US market

[Anonymous No.23665731]

>>23665674
/b/

[Anonymous No.23665738]

>>23665666
I NEED PUSSY, WITHOUT PUSSY AND FUN TIME I GET INSANE IN THIS INSANE SOCIETY

[Anonymous No.23665742]

>>23665628
P
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[Anonymous No.23665745]

>>23665728
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.23665751]

>>23665709
>media running with rumors even after they're proven false
>muh russia
>running defense for a senile old man who's family deals with literal chinese spies
In 2016, they really had a 1% chance. This election will likely see voter fraud out of desperation.

[Anonymous No.23665753]

>>23665225
I hate apple. I only bought them cause it made money. Now the tim faggot butt hole penis taker with the normie cattle who religiously follow apple products decides to tank. I have a particular field of stocks im interested in but didnt buy cayse it seems overpriced but damn is apple pissing me off.

[Anonymous No.23665764]

>>23665717
Cause i bought at 1€ and on the off chance it doesn't die i can easily 100x

[Anonymous No.23665770]

>>23665709
why does the left suck at memes

[Anonymous No.23665779]

>>23665715
Being not priced in is priced in.

[Anonymous No.23665796]

>>23665715
where you think spy is going?

[Anonymous No.23665814]

>>23665751
Here is some extensive DD I have that'll prove whether or not The orange man was involved with any wrong doing. Also the orange man claimed voter fraud in 2016, then didn't dispute the election even though he won.

[Anonymous No.23665819]

>>23665715
"priced in" is a fucking meme

fags here said the new iphones were "priced in" 6 months ago and yet the day before the event the stock pumped 10%. the reality is no one knows shit. buy the rumor sell the news is the only somewhat true sentiment.

[Anonymous No.23665821]

>>23665573
Well youo were first. I'll buy the most delicious cheese slices available. I am also taking fried chicken into consideration. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.23665822]

amazon microsoft and apple are good to hold right?

im so fucking poor compared to people with actual money im thinking if this shit crashes i just dump my money in like an idiot on all of them while theyre doing and hoping for a bull run like march

[Anonymous No.23665824]

>>23664822
that's a MAN

[Anonymous No.23665826]

>>23665764
Sell SELL SELL, try to get as much money as you can, I don´t think they will do anything for the firm, too many politicians and the Bafin (institute which is responsible for the oversight, but employees shorted the firm) are involved, they will try to hide their corruption/fuckups

[Anonymous No.23665832]

>>23665770
probably because you touch yourself at night.

[Anonymous No.23665842]

>>23665715
he thinks price movement isn't priced in

you fucking retard the algorithms react to you faster than you can react to your impending mortality

[Anonymous No.23665844]

>>23665582
Thanks for actually putting your money where you mouth is. Best of luck!

[Anonymous No.23665854]

>>23665814
https://www.justice.gov/storage/report.pdf
>forgot the link

[Anonymous No.23665861]

>>23665770
They never have a setup, thus all their "memes" just end up being flat.

[Anonymous No.23665868]

Surely GME cannot be red for 6 days in a row.

[Anonymous No.23665881]

2,5 hours for the reverse rugpull following the actual rugpull. Surely you saw this coming anon?

[Anonymous No.23665886]

>>23665764
>bought at 1€ can easily 100x

[Anonymous No.23665895]

>>23665868
Don't worry. It'll be OTC Pink Sheet before Xmas

[Anonymous No.23665899]

>>23665649
Trump is the American Caesar

[Anonymous No.23665902]

>>23665465
>FAG
what did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.23665904]

>>23665751
Voter fraud was already uncovered:
- The people checkout the advanced votes were seen opening the letters, carefully checking who's voting for whom, and discarding without marking some letters. After investigation it was found to be pro-biden fraud.
- Some tranny in charge of the election in some state was indicted for fraud, also pro-biden
- Someone important (ilhan omar?) was indicted for false ballot counting issues, also pro-biden
- It is alleged that UPS(?) is refusing to deliver the ballots requested in one blue area, according to the news story it's pro-trump fraud (however UPS also "mysteriously" lost the hunter biden evidence until they were called out on national TV, at which point they mysteriously found it again by pure coincidence).
- PA registered republicans were not receiving the ballots they asked for
- Several alleged pre-filled ballot claims but no proof
- The bugs in the web platform allowing people to see who's voting for whom uncovered many dead "active" democratic voters.

[Anonymous No.23665909]

>>23665582
Kek nice try eurofag trump will win,

[Anonymous No.23665915]

>>23665899
>Green ID
>Toppest of dubs

Based

[Anonymous No.23665933]

>>23665491
NIO
$100 end of 2021

[Anonymous No.23665943]

Weekend DOW is -0.59%. The bloodbath continues next week. So glad I went all cash on Friday. Hidden options activity detected by posters on wallstreetbets shows a high likelihood of SPY going to 290 next week. Puts are free money. Go cash if you're scared.

https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-wall-street

[Anonymous No.23665954]

>>23665943
Not this weekend dow newfaggery again

[Anonymous No.23665965]

>>23664904
Someone add jpow raping doomswan.

[Anonymous No.23665967]

I'd remind everyone it took 6 weeks in 2000 to determine who was the winner of the election.

So it's likely to be a LOT longer than that this time around if its close.

In the meantime the left will flood the streets with rioting and looting in major centers of commerce.

This is not a good time to buy anything except maybe some crypto or yield stocks but even then cadh is going to be king till this is settled

[Anonymous No.23665976]

>>23665943
>Weekend DOW
Pretty sure that this means garbage.

[Anonymous No.23665979]

>>23665904
>cite your sources

[Anonymous No.23665988]

>>23665119
Aiming to broaden into europe market

[Anonymous No.23665989]

>>23665943
hoping for my personal redemption arc

[Anonymous No.23666009]

>>23665979
www.google.com

[Anonymous No.23666012]

>>23665989
DAMN those are going to print nice work. Diamond hands anon.

[Anonymous No.23666013]

>>23665287
So where's the updated one? This one seems to end during the August pump. Youre not a perma bull are you?

[Anonymous No.23666020]

>>23665943
Strong buy signal

[Anonymous No.23666021]

>>23665943

[Anonymous No.23666029]

>>23665287
It looks just like 1939 tho

[Anonymous No.23666041]

>>23666009
I entered the website you put but it's just a search engine. How about something with a little more meat and potatoes.

[Anonymous No.23666046]

Current buys
>TQQQ
>MCD
>NEE
>PLUG
>V

[Anonymous No.23666047]

>>23665141
Microsoft doesn’t have stores anymore. Instead they have a deal with gme. GME is the new microsoft store.

[Anonymous No.23666058]

>>23665967
Cannastocks are a buy as well. USA will get stoopid stoned trying to ignore everyone else post election.

[Anonymous No.23666060]

From April 3 to April 14, GME went up 112.5% after a huge dip.

[Anonymous No.23666062]

>>23665633
Ironic isnt it. Work only because we need to even if we risk it unwillingly. Go have fun at a restaurant? Nah youre not allowes to risk that. But completely okay to risk ur life to go work in some dingy office pushing papers. Lol no.

[Anonymous No.23666080]

>>23665738
Ur clearly a degenerate tho. Nonetheless the lockdowns sure are cramping down on pure fun too.>>23665715

[Anonymous No.23666128]

>>23665822
I know the feel. We're gonna make it. However, I would keep some cash on hand in case it dips further.

[Anonymous No.23666129]

>>23666060
That dip was 36.51%.

[Anonymous No.23666143]

Tell me how my chinky stocks will react after the election. I can't figure it out. If Trump wins will the crash because of panic/because Biden was expected to win or will they keep rising with the rest of the market? If Biden wins will they rise or crash with the overall market?

[Anonymous No.23666149]

>>23665658
China has the largest economy in the world now. US is #2. China is the future and has fully recovered from COVID. Small portion of my remaining equities that wasn't liquidated to cash is in MCHI ETF.

[Anonymous No.23666158]

>>23666060
>>23666129
If you bought the top, held through the dip, and sold on the next top, you would've made 34.92%.

[Anonymous No.23666173]

>>23666047

Microsoft definitely has stores. I was there prior to the lockdowns.

Its basically a gamestop that sells xbox and computers without the kids or niggers.

I'll be dead before I set foot into a game stop. I'll just go to Newegg or micro center.

[Anonymous No.23666174]

>>23666149
Nice try winnie the pooh

[Anonymous No.23666179]

Delicious muenster cheese. Sorry fried chicken anon, they only had cold fried chicken and disgusting $5 dry ass rotisserie chickens.

[Anonymous No.23666178]

>>23664822
is this an actual pic of kneepads? I refuse to believe it

[Anonymous No.23666180]

>>23666143
China will keep going up because they have effectively contained COVID. What America does from here is irrelevant. America should have confronted China 20 years ago. It's too late now. China already has larger economy than America. Anything America tries to do now to stop China will only hurt them more. Biden/Trump doesn't matter. People are divided on pointless things and ignoring China which is why this country is doomed.

[Anonymous No.23666190]

>>23665287
Don’t post charts. It confuses them they’re just like the climate changes and Covid deniers

[Anonymous No.23666196]

Hmm, is GME still a buy or has the profit ship sailed and gotten plundered already? I've got 3,000 I may toss in if $15 - 20 per is doable again.

[Anonymous No.23666206]

>>23666190
t. boomer

[Anonymous No.23666216]

>>23666060
dont use that as justification for the GME play lol that's retarded

I can also say that TUP went down -50% in June before it proceeded to be an 4x just a few months later for the people who FOMO'd at the top. No one knows what will happen though
This all relies on if we have whales that are buying up the dip. GME crashed down 30% with just *over a tenth of the volume* when it went up 30%
Small players are fucked just tagging along for the ride between big players on both sides.

[Anonymous No.23666222]

>>23666060
>>23666129
>>23666158
An identical scenario happening now would put GME at $20-$21.

[Anonymous No.23666227]

>shut down unproductive jobs
>keep productive ones open

It’s almost as if gods is playing a simulator game and is trying to course correct his drunk gaming last night.

[Anonymous No.23666238]

>>23664822
just stay with DUNE, not worth gambling

[Anonymous No.23666248]

>>23665013
I hope, we'll see though

[Anonymous No.23666251]

>>23666013
Vump anyone have an updated one? Can someone do it with S&P 500 rather than DOW 30 which is an extremely small sample size? Or if you know what website it is, where can I do this.

[Anonymous No.23666255]

>>23666196
whatever you do, make sure you scalp or have trailing stops because the hedge funds that are short on this always fade this down as much as they can with every rally up

the volumes are as bullish as it gets. Still waiting for Cohen to stop sitting on his hands and to just go past 10% though. The restrictions (for being a >10% shareholder) is the only thing holding him back, he's a fucking billionaire who wants to play with GME and do another contrarian underdog story

i still find it funny that Ryan Cohen basically started a pets.com company that ended up becoming a 25 billion company from scratch

[Anonymous No.23666269]

>>23666021
The priced in people are back in....I can't wait to get rich enough to get off of this place.

[Anonymous No.23666272]

>>23666216
That was more to say that just because something had 5 red days in a row and went down 30%+ doesn't mean it can't recover again to new highs. I'm comfortable HODLing because I know it's undervalued.

[Anonymous No.23666275]

>>23665539
>Civil unrest is about to be priced in
Look you fucking commie scum, your “civil unrest” and riots don’t scare us, you won’t be able to bully the American people into voting for you, rather you can expect comeuppance after the election. Not from right wing death squads, either, but from ordinary people fed up with your shit. People will tell you politely to gtfo by electing Trump, those of you who can’t take the hint and continue rioting will discover just how impolite your average Joe is when he’s had enough.

[Anonymous No.23666281]

My favorite trading strategy is Worm IN Conditions Entry-reason Stop-loss Target. It's very simple: you worm into the trade if it fits the necessary conditions, entry reason, stop and target. Conditions are general environment conditions like "only enter long if the price is above the EMA". Entry reason is the trigger, such as "a 3 bar play is forming". Stop loss and target are structural and RR-based, e.g. if you aim for 1:1 RR, you must not see a major resistance area below a target equal to the distance from your entry to your stop.

I call it WINCEST for short.

What is YOUR favorite trading strategy, anon?

[Anonymous No.23666293]

>>23665013
Yeah, i think it'll go down more until Wednesday so I'll buy back in on Tuesday

[Anonymous No.23666296]

How long do you think the market will tank? I want to buy a shitload of VOO once we hit the bottom.

[Anonymous No.23666308]

>>23666222
Trips confirm, GME destined for $22.2.

[Anonymous No.23666331]

>>23666179
Cheese is always a good choice

[Anonymous No.23666351]

that's a woman

[Anonymous No.23666365]

>>23665248
>investing in something which already has multiple competitors
>anyone with an actual job is using Teams instead
>constant negative press
Chinese scam company tier

[Anonymous No.23666371]

>>23666296
Monday will be a bull trap on people wanting to buy "cheapies" after Friday's drop.

Market will be up 200 and then drop 800 on DOW and -300 Nasdaq.

[Anonymous No.23666392]

>>23666365
Nobody uses teams lmao, everyone's on zoom.

[Anonymous No.23666401]

>>23666190
>t. Doesnt know how to read data
About 200 days since the start of crash listed on chart, its been more

[Anonymous No.23666416]

>>23666272
-15% trailing stop is probably a good idea next time though, at the very least on a portion of your position

-10% = easy whipsaw potential back but..
-15% = instant panic among retards who thought it was easy money and going $100 EOY

fuck. I hope shorts give up by Q4 though, I'm not holding past then. It relies too much on Xbox's presence since I really doubt an SNE partnership is on the way
Store reset finishing this week so if we see Xbox is a more dominant footprint of the store, then you can definitely just assume SNE partnership is not a possibility anymore

[Anonymous No.23666420]

>>23666392
Except my fucking university, fuck this useless piece of shit software

[Anonymous No.23666432]

>>23666281
My favorite trading strategy is the 'correct analysis wrong exit' strategy
It's where I do research and find a promising company at a good price like WTS at 78, and then I exit at 10-15% profit and kill myself in hindsight

[Reluctant kneepad girl No.23666441]

AAAAAA ME TRADING GOD

[Anonymous No.23666449]

One of you tards was shilling GPOR on here a couple weeks ago. I went in around .25. I thought for a while that I was retarded, but now natural gas prices are apparently at record levels, we're heading into winter, and Trump just signed an executive order for fracking. Is this a legit moon mission? ER is allegedly tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.23666459]

>>23665013
Bought at 15, holding till Q4. Nothing changed.

[Anonymous No.23666460]

So where's the bottom?

[Reluctant kneepad girl No.23666473]

>>23666460
9800 on NQ
3000 on ES

[Anonymous No.23666476]

Is NIO a pump and dump scam?

[Anonymous No.23666477]

>>23666459
Based, same but with 13.

[Anonymous No.23666485]

>>23666460
How does SPY at 215 sound?

[Anonymous No.23666486]

>>23666392
Only good thing about Zoom is breakout rooms and polls which means why it's used education.
I bet serious businesses would be using Teams
due to Office365 integration and not being fucking Chinese spyware.

[Anonymous No.23666488]

>>23665628
Last time the UK announced full lockdown the SP500 fireblast'd into orbit. Everyone has already priced in chick flu bullshit.

[Anonymous No.23666491]

>>23666269
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.23666492]

>>23666473
I don't like the fact you use ES and NQ. It's confusing.

[Anonymous No.23666493]

>>23666432
Not as exciting as the COWTITS strategy: Correct Observation Wrong TIming Takeprofit or Stoploss, which is when you know where the stock is going but you miss it completely because you messed up one of your inputs.

[Reluctant kneepad girl No.23666499]

>>23666477
>>23666459
Kek it ok to admit you wrong and sell

[Anonymous No.23666505]

>>23666281
>What is YOUR favorite trading strategy, anon?
Buy the dip and turn off the app for a month.

[Anonymous No.23666517]

>>23665287
REEEEEE DOES ANYONE HAVE AN UPDATED ONE OF THIS? THIS APPROXIMATELY 60 DAYS BEHIND RIGHT NOW!!!

[Anonymous No.23666531]

>>23666486
Every recruiter even before corona was using zoom, and the companies that I interested with also all used zoom.
I don't know anyone who uses the office integration in teams, except for calendars and outlook, but people just send normal outlook calendar invites with zoom links everywhere I've been. Teams tend to break all the time in our collective experience, and while zoom also has issues, it has far fewer, and it also has far better audio for some reason.
Not to say that literally nobody uses teams, for example I'm sure every windows shop uses teams and not zoom.

[Reluctant kneepad girl No.23666535]

>>23666492
Dummy Miko you need start watch real market already

[Anonymous No.23666552]

>>23666473
This am not possible!!

[Anonymous No.23666555]

>>23666491
Nearly doubled my money. Now if i can hit mid 6 figures im golden and can just get off of here. No need to get an idea of quick money making schemes when 6 figures can net a good passive income yearly from stocks.

[Anonymous No.23666563]

>>23666535
Is that futures? Also movie night was really fun, was that actually you in the chat?

[Anonymous No.23666579]

>>23666449
just dont overstay in natural gas, it'll probably bump up with winter demand but cash the fuck out or set your trailing stops if you're green already

I have a friend who went all into a 2x leveraged ETF in natural gas, and he was up massively with the 2018 winter spike, but he got greedy and didn't trim/take profit on a leveraged ETF.
To this day he's still bagholding and is down like -$20K maple dollars. He can't even use the losses to write off taxes since it's all in a TFSA (tax-free already), he used up his TFSA contribution for this shit and none of my efforts to tell him to cut his losses in 2019 and 2020 have been successful

he keeps telling me if it spikes again he'll sell and cut his losses then, and it has never spiked ever since

[Anonymous No.23666589]

>>23666531
Nah, the engineering firm I just did an internship at leans heavily on teams. The integration with office is top tier, especially linking meetings to outlook calendars.

Using zoom for school, it's super fucking unstable on my computer for some reason, and you can't send files back and forth like on Teams. Teams is superior in almost every way.

[Anonymous No.23666594]

>>23666505
I sure hope you at least get something heavily leveraged in that case like in the BUTLD CUM strategy: BUy The Leveraged Dip, C U in a Month.
But in that case, I also recommend waiting for the VWAP+ATR indicator to hit. TQQQ isn't quite primed yet for example, as you'd expect it should be ready around a few weeks after the elections or so.

[Anonymous No.23666596]

Can someone please explain how trading a symbol on two markets with different opening times works?
For example I'm trading AMZN under FRA: AMZ. I can trade it already for a few hours before the NASDAQ opens.
Let's say the FRA: AMZ share price doubles in that time, will NASDAQ: AMZN then open with a higher price already? How is this kept in sync?
QRD for a noob please.

[Anonymous No.23666609]

I just googled horse pussy and masturbated to the picture of the white horse ass with the pink butthole and pussy. You know the one. Is this bearish or bullish?

[Anonymous No.23666616]

>>23666589
>the engineering firm
Not surprised, engineering firms are usually 100% on the microsoft train.
>Using zoom for school, it's super fucking unstable on my computer for some reason, and you can't send files back and forth like on Teams. Teams is superior in almost every way.
Sounds like PEBCAK. As for sending files, people use Slack for that.

[Anonymous No.23666617]

question for GME bagholders (im also holding but im not in the red)

why did you guys only decide to buy now when it was double digits. I'm not worried about your positions, im sure you guys will be fine by Q3 or Q4, but bagholding is a shitty situation to be in.
I just wanna know the mentality because it seems like there were a lot of retail retards who panic sold when ETFs started dumping due to entire market sell offs

[Anonymous No.23666618]

>>23666281
Diversified long-dated, OTM strangles on volatile stocks, especially in tech. Even if I get a few wrong, I will still profit. I don't have to worry about direction.

[Anonymous No.23666623]

>>23666531
Real companies use Teams. So tired of the Zoom meme being pushed everywhere

[Anonymous No.23666627]

futures will be blood red

[Anonymous No.23666630]

Also I bought a bottle of mountain dew when I was out. Couldn't even finish half the bottle. It just tastes like pure fucking sugar. Who the hell drinks this shit,? Short PEP long KO.

[Anonymous No.23666639]

>>23666627
Yes, red like my poo poo

[Anonymous No.23666645]

>>23666639
indeed

[Anonymous No.23666646]

What time will states start to count ballots?

[Anonymous No.23666663]

Rolling for red week

[Anonymous No.23666667]

>>23666616
problem isn't between keyboard and computer, it's called zoom stops responding and I have to kill it with task manager when joining 9/10 calls.

[Anonymous No.23666669]

>>23666013
I made that chart in August and haven't bothered updating desu, anyone is free to, I just used paint and Yahoo finance

[Anonymous No.23666671]

>>23666627
I'm almost scared about how confident everyone is about a red monday. Almost.

[Anonymous No.23666689]

>>23666663
Denied

[Anonymous No.23666690]

This year I put my Christmas savings into the market - nothing insane just a US tracker fund. I was wondering what the right time would be to think about withdrawing it? I can cover present buying out of other money but I understand that December there's typically a Christmas bounce on the markets.

Historical data from FTSE says December 7 but it might be different for the US.

[Anonymous No.23666691]

So nobody has any idea what the fuck is going to happen tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.23666697]

Fellow autists, if i make a sell order before the market opens tommorow, will my order be accepted at the current price? Or will it be opened on monday at whatever crazy fuck price it is at then

[Anonymous No.23666711]

>>23666617
The common denominator is fear: fear of buying until something is blood green, fear of holding at the first sign of trouble. High-test bull chads buy and hold with full confidence in their picks.

[Anonymous No.23666726]

>>23666691
I think bull trap in the morning then dump

[Anonymous No.23666727]

I don't get how zoom works on so many computers. I mean hell a camera and mic ain't a standard desktop feature you know..

[Anonymous No.23666729]

>>23666579
what are you using to trade US stocks?

[Anonymous No.23666731]

>>23666689
blood green it is

[Anonymous No.23666737]

>>23666618
>DIversified Long (D)ATEd OTM OVOS
Yikes, tranny!

>Diversified
Big mistake if you ask me.

>Volatile stocks
Why? That just means the options will be overpriced for no reason.

>In tech
That's good at least

>I don't have to worry about direction.
In the sense that stonks only go up, that's true. But generic tech stocks (not pennies, which are overpriced by default on top of volatility premiums) don't really whipsaw enough to generate you a profit without a sustained direction one way or the other for a while. Unless you're locking in something like 0.1R per trade, which I suppose is what you'll be aiming for if you're leveraging vola while trying to avoid picking a direction.
Doesn't sound too profitable. Care to expand on this?

[Anonymous No.23666739]

>>23666555
One does not leave 4chan. Not ever. You’re here forever.

[Anonymous No.23666748]

>Nio only trades in CHINA
>No CHINA news
We expecting it to dump anyway?

[Anonymous No.23666775]

KNEEPAD are you gonna make the next thread?

[Anonymous No.23666777]

>>23666697
Is that a grain silo the feather rats are suiciding in?

[Anonymous No.23666783]

CRSR - Don't miss out on another PINS type move. Hell PINS ipo'ed for the almost the same price CRSR did in 2019 and look at it today... Yeah I know its two different market segments but the common denominator is the virus. It's making everyone bored as hell.

[Anonymous No.23666786]

>>23666697
It will open on Monday at whatever price

[Anonymous No.23666790]

>>23666729
i wish i was using InteractiveBrokers but i'm currently using Scotia iTrade (it's absolutely shitty with commisions) mainly for the instant fund transfers
They allow for me to hold USD in my TFSA unlike some Wealthsimple

just make sure to use Norbert's gambit to avoid the exchange rate fee. I think DLR.TO should be commission free (don't remember which ETFs are commission free right now) so you only have to pay commision once when you're cashing out the DLR.U version

[Anonymous No.23666794]

>>23666667
PEBCAK, nobody else has that problem. Meanwhile teams
>stops responding for everyone 75% of the times before it even boots up
>stops responding for everyone 50% of the times it connects to a videocall
>breaks audio 30% of the time when it's booted
>disables audio 10% of the time when a videocall is entered
>randomly prevents some people from joining, fixed by rebooting
>only """worked""" on windows until last year

[Anonymous No.23666811]

>>23666691
i have no idea but i think it's going to be green for one day just to fuck with the put holders

or crab, just to fuck with both calls and put holders. I'm sure a lot of degenerates bought calls on Friday as lotto tickets

[Anonymous No.23666818]

>>23666727
It relies on Qt, which is multiplatform and has direct support for the hardware. Qt itself depends on platform libraries, which themselves depend on the OS to provide an abstraction over the hardware via drivers.
On the web, it relies on your browser, same principle.

[Anonymous No.23666822]

>>23666783
No stock is safe from the crash coming weeks

[Anonymous No.23666832]

>>23666786
So it's best to not even put an order in then and just wait to see what the price is tommorow?

[Anonymous No.23666838]

>>23666794
>Works on my machine
You are why no one respects IT

[Anonymous No.23666848]

>>23666790
ive got about 10k usd on my tangerine us savings accounts and probably another 10k usd in paypal. hopefully i can get them out some way converting

[Anonymous No.23666850]

>>23666838
I'm not an itard, sorry brony.

[Anonymous No.23666855]

NEW THREAD

>>23666831
>>23666831
>>23666831
>>23666831

[Anonymous No.23666856]

>>23666783
the only thing I don't like about CRSR is that it pumped up just because people are expecting it to be like Logitech's success, even though CRSR is pretty fucking niche (like people setting up a home office aren't going to get CRSR parts specifically while Logitech is far more mainstream)

honestly I was hoping to buy CRSR eventually, but that premature speculation rally is a turn-off during this environment

[Anonymous No.23666860]

So after the elections GME is gonna moon to 15 and I can get out of my 11/20 14c safely right? I’m down so fucking much that it makes me sick

[Anonymous No.23666865]

>>23666848
*without converting

[Anonymous No.23666867]

>>23666832
Depends. If the market dumps you'd be better off queueing it up now. If it goes up, you would have made a mistake.

[Anonymous No.23666870]

GPRO Price target: $2.00

[Anonymous No.23666918]

>>23665943
exciting for the short squeeze on DOW

[Anonymous No.23667050]

>>23665062
Yeh serious anons with 3-4k fig portfolios teaching us 6 figs how to invest.

Love it

[Anonymous No.23667139]

>>23666737
Covid-19 stocks like ZM, CHGG, SQ, PTON, etc. I think these will dump hard in the coming months. Technicals show the overall trend is changing to bearish. Gains are massive if the trend is sustained. I'm not talking about 10% gains or so here. I'm taking 1000% or more.

Many bulls keep mentioning about rising Covid-19 cases, but that's already priced in. Any organization that needed or could make use of stay-at-home/work-at-home tech have done so already.

On the off chance that there's some post election pump, I will be covered by the calls.

[Anonymous No.23667151]

>>23666811
I think the same. Lots of money to be made from put holders. They'll pull the rug when they panic. I do think the general direction of the SPX is still down but we might get a rally going before it plunges.