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[Anonymous No.23662855]

lets get a new frugal/ money saving thread going

In the morning I shit just before a shower to save toilet paper and I piss and wash my hands in the shower to save water. I always shit at work. If I need another piss at home in the day I go in the garden, If I need a shit I walk to the Vegan cafe down the street and don't buy anything.

[Anonymous No.23662866]

Imagine OP's smell.

[Anonymous No.23662882]

>>23662855
I live in an apartment where I dont have to pay for water

[Anonymous No.23662902]

are you a sinkpisser or a toiletpisser normalfag?

[Anonymous No.23662920]

>>23662855
I don't have any electricity and I charge my phone every few hours in the basement of my building. Didn't eat in a few days and I hope I can buy food tomorrow but I'm not so sure about that cause I don't have any money. So tapping into other peoples energy supply is a good way to save money.

[Anonymous No.23662943]

>>23662855
i buy XXXL shirts because you get more fabric for the dollar

[Anonymous No.23662953]

>>23662855
>live in tractor trailer
>no bills except shitty phone plan
>free showers with company gas card
>live off cuponoodles, canned soup, multivitamins and baby carrots
>entertainment is retro pi with all the games I could ever play
>dump every last cent in crypto and stonks so maybe one day I can own an acreage in Utah and become a falconer

[Anonymous No.23663035]

I haven't bought socks in like 10 years. They all have holes in them though and I'm a virgin

[Anonymous No.23663244]

>>23662855
Biy only hand made local shoes, these are really cheap and durable compared to any other Brand.
>Highttech = $110
>Local leather boots = $85
both pairs where bought on sept 2018

[Anonymous No.23663271]

>>23662855
This project is going to take off. Get in early and fasten your seatbelts.
https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x30BCd71b8d21FE830e493b30e90befbA29de9114

[Anonymous No.23663286]

I never drive faster than 60mph to save fuel

[Anonymous No.23663397]

>>23662855
t. Zoomer

Live in caring home where both parents love me work for big business. I get car, insurance, gas, phone, and phone plan, on the company. All house utilities paid for by parents all food except milk (I drink a lot) paid for by parents. 1 expense is gym member ship. 99% of income is funneled into crypto and stocks in 2021 I hope to enter the real estate market

[Anonymous No.23663413]

>like drinking? Skeeter pee is 10%abv and under $20%/5gal
piss easy to make and quite tasty
>always be a girl online, you'll get a couple guys per week pming you minimum
Just send a link to paypal or similar and these pathetic saps will do the rest. Had One guy send $5, I ignored, $10, then $20 before he called me a bitch.
>if you lift do testosterone by itself, permacruise 250-500mg.
Save money on food by increasing lean mass conversion of food ratio compared to natty for under $2/wk
>take backpack to restaurants and load up on free sugar packets, salt and pepper, ketchup, and napkins(for tp)
>no soap/no poo and use dry body brushing before wet pumice stone on the body, cheap and more hygienic way of cleaning the body
>potassium alum rock works better than deodorant and a single chunk lasts for years
>smile, it's a kind of social lubricant that just makes things come out in your favor more often for no reason
>1400 is prime porch pirating hours, stand on the porch for a minute with your phone and take a picture. People will assume you're picking it up for them as a favor. Once a day in two different neighborhoods max

[Anonymous No.23664291]

Bump

[Anonymous No.23664417]

>>23663413
>1400 is prime porch pirating hours, stand on the porch for a minute with your phone and take a picture. People will assume you're picking it up for them as a favor.
I don't get this point, are you stealing packages from porches? Why would taking a picture make people think you are doing them a favor? What if you get caught?

[Anonymous No.23665349]

>>23662920
Shit man, are you squatting or something?

[Anonymous No.23665577]

>>23663286
Takes longer to get there

[Anonymous No.23665687]

>>23662953

Full time trucker? where do you go on your vacation days ?

[Anonymous No.23665756]

>>23663413
I'm actually collecting images of sluts in sets that are..borderline impossible to find if at all .

Anyone have experience cat fishing fags or pretending to be the chick and sell "sets" for easy money?