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23654825 No.23654825 [Reply] [Original]

It's a scam after all.

>> No.23654839

Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a haircomb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the haircombers start making more powerful haircombs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the haircomb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the haircomb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people
Natasha stumbled into creating the haircomb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the haircomb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's haircomb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the haircomb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). THIS is why Haircomb was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded haircombs, release the original code, and lock down the haircomb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her haircomb actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee skyhigh, then give away the comb to kickstart the adoption and ensure that all haircombers make it,.

>> No.23654848

>>23654825
sorry you on the wrong andre coin

the buy signal is at KP3R bro

>> No.23654932

>>23654825
It truly is. Crash from 500 sats to 120 without any sort of recovery, without any sort of buy support.
FTM will go back down to $0.2, which will amount to single digit sats when BTC continues its rise.

>> No.23654957

>>23654848

Correct

>> No.23655723

>>23654932
$0.2? I wish! Would sell immediately.

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>>23655723
id still be poor and probably hold until it crashes again

I HATE HAVING TO GAMBLE I WANT YOUTUBE MONEY