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Holy shit, look at that weak ass handshake on Vitalik's part. Is that the handshake of a leader of a multi billion dollar project? SAD!

>> No.2364324

>>2364298
He's Compensating for having huge fucking balls faggot.

>> No.2364338

Just think, that autist looking motherfucker has so much money he could fuck almost anyone in the world, including ur mom

>> No.2364385

Why is Vitalik wearing a $2 sovietic tracksuit?
Buy yourself a shirt for fuck's sake

>> No.2364408

We don't give a fuck if the autist isn't suave, that's not what he's supposed to excel at.

>> No.2364424

>>2364338
H-he already has a gf. Said him in one of his interview video.

>> No.2364438
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2364438

Look at those maniac eyes, careful though, if you look deep enough you'll catch some of his autism

>> No.2364444

nigger, he's a hyper-autist, what did you expect?

>> No.2364493

>>2364438

he looks like he could be a supervillain

>> No.2364500

Can't squeeze to hard or the other guy will vaporize into dust

>> No.2364506

>>2364493
he is

>> No.2364518

>>2364500

best explanation yet

>> No.2364521
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>> No.2364538

Looks like he has AIDS, or is a heroin junkie

>> No.2364551

>>2364538
Krokodile

>> No.2364557

ITT: honestly I want to be friends with Vitalik Buterin

>> No.2364558

>>2364538

That's because all the nutrients he eats goes directly to his brain, giving him the appearance of a DYEL aids patient

>> No.2364564

>>2364298
I like his hairstyle

>> No.2364577

>>2364557
You're just a gold digger. If you met him 5 years back on the street or in some chatroom you would have ignored him.

>> No.2364584

>>2364298
He is an autist savior, not some chad scamartist. Baka.

>> No.2364587

>>2364438
he traded his physical appearance for otherworldly intelligence

>> No.2364674

>>2364385
He's a man of his people

>> No.2364716

>>2364587
Most of /biz/ are still holding this trade's bags

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2364746

>>2364385

wtf else would a slav wear

>> No.2364791

>>2364438
he does look creepy

>> No.2364851

I can't believe that guy has made me more money than my own job has.

>> No.2364913

>>2364746
I once had a Polish gf. I dressed like shit so she made me buy an addidas tracksuit. Was a hillbilly LARPing as a gopnik for a month. 2/10 would not repeat.

>> No.2364969

>>2364438
honestly he's probably been involved in deep web bitcoin transactions and seen some serious shit so I'm not surprised. This is the face of someone who has seen serious shit.

>> No.2365002

dude makes a crypto that can be inflated as much as rothbucks. no wonder these fucking faggot like him

>> No.2365088

>>2364438
>tfw I'm smiling on the outside but dying on the inside

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2365117

>>2364521

how tall is he? in almost every photo he's taller than the other person and in some he towers over them

i'm guessing like 6'2" at least

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>>2364298
>>2365117

Join me!

>> No.2365400

>>2364385
He does not need to show anyone his status, nor does he give a fuck about such petty things as appearance & opinion of others.

>> No.2365439

>>2364298
that goblin is spooky bro

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2365577

>>2364298

>> No.2366146

>>2365117
his growth is proportional to how much ETH gains.

he should be approximately 7 feet by now

>> No.2366168

>>2364438
Hitler had the same presence and he did well, short term.

>> No.2366180

>>2365577
That looks like someone you can make if you fuck about in an MMORPG character creator.

>> No.2366617

Biz really knows what to look for in a successful leader

>> No.2366623

>>2366617
well we're sure as fuck not going to follow a chad