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You are not actually staying in tonight, Halloween weekend, right? Your not some kind of incel?

>> No.23631195

what are you a wizard from the future

>> No.23631199

yep just smokin weed playin vidya and trading link

wtf you doing

>> No.23631211

>>23631168
I’m planning on furiously masturbating and I get weird looks when I do that in public

>> No.23631215

>>23631168
Normally I do go out and I was invited to a few parties this year. Going to see my grandparents tomorrow for a little bit, might check something out but gonna keep it low key this year. Don’t wanna catch corona

>> No.23631218

>>23631168
what else would you have me do anon? i am fucking alone

>> No.23631227

Never was invited to any party

>> No.23631235
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>>23631168
I am an incel what are you gonna do about it faggot pissbaby?

>> No.23631243

>>23631168
Waaaaaaging

>> No.23631257
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>>23631227
Legit

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>>23631168
>going outside
Not me, not never. Ain't happening.

>> No.23631294

>>23631168
im 32 living with my mom since 2 years back i dont have any friends so im home drinking and playing boring games to pass time

>> No.23631296

Some really hot girl I went to college with invited me to her sisters party. It was pretty much a guaranteed smash. idk why but I said no and made up some bullshit excuse. I am truly a master self-saboteur

>> No.23631299

>>23631168
I'm not Irish, potatohead.

>> No.23631305

>>23631296
based loser phenotype
don't fight it, it only makes it hurt worse

>> No.23631324

>>23631168
Gonna kidnap teenage girls for my cult. Last year, we abducted a girl and drove her to one of our farmhouses were we hold our Halloween ceremonies. We put her in a tiny room and gave her enemas so that we could put the evil in her. We took her to another room where there were bright flashing strobe lights. We locked her in a cage and began chanting "Hail Satan!" while drums beat. We took her out of the cage and told her to striptease for us. She wasn't very good at it, so we put her on the altar and killed her.

>> No.23631356

>>23631305
Well it’s absolutely fucked me on all fronts from romance, to finances, and everything in between

>> No.23631369

>>23631296
you must be a turbo Chad if you got so much pussy you're bored of it, based

>> No.23631430
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>>23631168
Halloween isn't actually celebrated in my country. Which makes me sad because I love everything about halloween.

>> No.23631454

>>23631199
Checked. t..trading l..link?

>> No.23631469

>>23631369
It’s not that I’ve gotten so much that I’m bored it’s more that I don’t want to go through the stress that being around groups of people brings me

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23631496

I couldn't think of anything worse. That God my country rejected that Americanism.

>> No.23631497

>>23631356
that is a misattribution of cause. the behavior hasn't fucked you, it is only a manifestation of some fundamental inadequacy. i've tried to fight it my whole life, you can't win

>> No.23631543

>>23631356
The guy is a loser, don't take advice from losers. Hollow pussy gets old quick. I've fakes nuts to leave some girl I was sick of. Find a good girl.
>>23631497
Kek, loser

>> No.23631546

I'm not american

>> No.23631571

>>23631168
Why yes I am anon. My wife and I are going to carve a pumpkin for my sons first Halloween. Maybe have a few drinks and cook a wholesome meal.

>> No.23631610

>>23631168
26 year old semi alcoholic high as fuck half autistic somewhat start up entrepreneur who made 3,4 percent gain on my boy Bank of America today checking in

I dont even remember the color of pussy anymore

>> No.23631634

>>23631571
do you have advice for the lonely here

>> No.23631637

>>23631543
I have faked nuts too. Glad I’m not the only one

>> No.23631654

>>23631634
Stop doing it to yourself.
Work on yourself. Be better.
You’ll never find someone to love you until you can love yourself.

>> No.23631694

>>23631637
>>23631543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRXVh-RKWXQ

>> No.23631739
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I take solace in the knowledge that there are so many others like me.

We truly are all in this together.

>> No.23631881
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>>23631739

>> No.23631897

>>23631257
FUCK thats relatable but im not quite that bad. I really try to be social i go out i just fail

>> No.23631981

>>23631454
got 1 make it stack

trying to make it 2

>> No.23632014

>>23631199
trading link?
i need to ask my mom and dads b4 i can hangout with you.

>> No.23632052

We dispose of the bodies by throwing them down a well located on an abandoned chemical plant. One time, we kidnapped a little boy dressed up as Batman, tied him up in a tree, and took turns hitting him with baseball bats. We tied the kid's body to a boulder and dumped it down the well with the others.