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>working

>> No.23615657

>>23615612
>imagine preparing for a career when robots will be doing everything for us in 10 years

>> No.23615667

>>23615657
>wake up to bbc-bot literally drilling your wife

>> No.23615682

>>23615667
>robot wife files for divorce and takes half your bitcoins

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The Lucky One could mean different thing to different people and systems, but in Hot Potato's system the Lucky One is that participant that has the highest purchase in the last 24hours of HP sales, to be the Lucky One you only need to keep buying HP

>> No.23615750

>>23615612
I have the next 5 days off. Im happy about it but know I will have a ton of work when I get back since I'm the only one who knows a certain platform very well. But fuck it. Im making some BBQ wings at 1 am. It ain't so bad.

>> No.23615769

>>23615682
>she files for divorce
>you delete file divorce.dat
>all is well again

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Boomers meme.

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>>23615769
HAHAAH thanks for the chuckle anon, i needed it today

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>waiting for the slightest lip from a superior to ragequit in fury and NEET it up for as long as possible before roping

FUCK this SHITE world you'd have to be a god damned literal cuckold to put up with modern life as a low status male. You don't get any perks of society you just wake up go slave for your generationally wealthy bosses then go home and try to cope with the internet until you go to bed and repeat the process you don't even get sex anymore which used to be the bare minimum agreement civilization had with men "if you are productive you will get a woman to relieve your urges on" no now you're expected to subscribe to their onlyfans instead.

I can't wait for the day one of the higher up guys says anything at all to me even if it's the slightest snark. could snap at any moment and just beat somebody to a pulp who pisses me off even a little. Faggots are afraid of me, I am exactly like the Driver, although nobody has given me a chance to display my bottled up incel fury

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>working 50% of your waking hours + 10% commuting for 50 years until your organs are ready to start shutting down and you become sexually unappealing so you can’t even enjoy the pension “benefits” and 40% of the social security you paid for and being grateful for it all

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>>23615886
>30% kill mammoths with the boys
>20% eat whatever you can find
>10% fuck anything that moves
>40% comfy camping sleep under the stars
haha wouldn’t it be weird if we never developed agriculture hahaha thank god that didn’t happen haha

>> No.23615946

I've been off from my retail job for six months and money is fine but I'm so fucking bored. I miss talking to attractive women and meeting new people

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>>23615946
extroverts should be gassed twice

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>Being a neet with no friends and no foreseeable future, just dreaming of one day being rich and being able to do as you please
Atleast I'm not working, huh guys?

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>>23616024
...and wagies should be gassed thrice after being worked to death

>> No.23616151

is biz dead

>> No.23616184

bros I was "working" remote for all of 2019 (like 15 hours a week of actual work) and then my company went under in March, and I've been unemployed since then. I've basically been a neet for almost 2 years. I don't think I could psychologically handle going back to having a real job where I had to work for more than 20 hours a week or god forbid go to an office at this point, what do I do?

I have 300k from selling chainlink near the top but that's not nearly enough

>> No.23616243

>>23616184
>selling chainlink near the top
Sh-should we tell him?

>> No.23616264

>>23616024
NEET here.
I have plenty of friends.
My future is enjoying life and taking it easy.
Trying to become rich is a fool's errand.
Men only work, often as slaves, to earn freedom.
I am already free, so I do not need to work.

>> No.23616316

>>23615828
Smile buddy. It's free.

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>>23615828

>> No.23616376

>>23616243
?

>> No.23616483

>>23615828
christ, have sex.