Wagie Success Stories /comfy/

[Anonymous No.23562467]

Wagie success stories:
>Make 18/hr work two days a week 10 hour days
>Go to a guy with short term memories house functionally the cognition of a 10 year old
>I get there make breakfast for him, get him ready for the day
>I sit in his nice two bedroom house in the rich part of town snuggled up on the couch
>We love watching Survivor together
>Drink my coffee and watch Survivor for 3-4 hours while on my phone until I get sick of watching TV
>Go downstairs into his game room and play Uncharted on Ps3 (sure it's not a Ps4 but his rich Mom pays for everything and she is frugal)
>Play Ps3 until it's time to go home

Easy money. One of the easiest jobs I've ever had. The guy I work with is a bro too. I'm his best friend. Also:

>Mother of the special needs guy I work with asked me to work another day a week
>I say no
>If I work more than two days I can't collect unemployment


MFW I have collected 12,000 USD worth of unemployment this year. I got it all in one lump sum and invested it all into crypto this year. Thanks coronavirus. I also moved into my parents house while I am waiting for my crypto to pay off. I have a girlfriend and it is just /comfy/ mode until things start to pop off.
No need to wage friends. Even before this job where I just watch TV and play video games with my buddy all day, I only took jobs like lifeguarding where you just sit around doing nothing all day and get higher pay for it.
There is absolutely NO reason to be a wagie unless you don't use your brain. I just refused to take jobs that were low pay or would make me miserable. Look where I am now. I have low taxes because I don't work enough, I have 8k+ in crypto and I barely work. I probably will get more backpay from unemployment when the coronavirus act gets extended after the election. Life is comfy and yours can be do if you stick it to the man and don't let yourself be cucked. Don't take or do any job you don't feel like doing. Simple as that.

[Anonymous No.23562668]

>>23562467
just do a good job as a caretaker. its easy to just relax but put in that extra effort its worth it

[Anonymous No.23562775]

>>23562467
>success
>your post

[Anonymous No.23562811]

>>23562467
>if i work more than two days i cant collect unemployment

stop being such a pussy

[Anonymous No.23562913]

>work for feds doing the bare minimum for 20 years
>get half my salary for the rest of my life
>get neetbux indefinitely
>put all extra income into crypto
>if it pumps, I get $5-50k/year
>if anything I buy goes to shit, I still get a $1k+ check after abandoning it which is $1k I would have otherwise spent on bullshit I don't need
>I can now spend it on one big thing instead of a fuckload of garbage over the course of 6 months to a year
Pretty comfy

[Anonymous No.23562981]

>>23562668
this dude, even going above and beyond in this duty wouldn't be too strenuous. Yet I bet the guy you care for cherishes those times, even if he doesn't remember it. Doubt he has many friends, if any.

[Anonymous No.23563167]

>>23562467
You are such scum

[Anonymous No.23563306]

>Work as a crypto trader for a broker
>$120k a year
>basically do that same that I before but now getting paid for it
>but now I trade huge volume and move prices up or down

Stressful but still /comfy/

[Anonymous No.23563308]

Here's my life story
>get accepted into top tier university out of high school, parents pay
>have no idea what I want to do, drop out due to depression
>Get in therapy and cure depression (parents paid)
>Work some shit wagie jobs, want to join the navy but parents hate the idea
>convince me to try school again instead, get into stem program at state maritime college, parents paying again
>Hate it but don't want to drop out because idk what I'd do then
>stay way longer than I should have, eventually drop out, parents had no idea I was doing badly and things were really rough for a while, was prepared for them to kick me out but they didn't
>Work as security guard, then emt
>Find that I really love history so decide to go to local state school to finish my degree, I pay this time
>after a year and a half get my ba in history, graduate with a 4.0 gpa exactly a decade after starting college the first time
>Go back to emt job, take whatever civil service exam my degree allows me to
>sit for a state dot investigator exam
>score 100
>Get an interview
>Get the job despite knowing literally nothing about auto mechanics or transportation law
>Training going well, job is comfy, pay is good, posted in nice city near my family
>Just passed 1 year probation and was accepted as a permanent civil servant
>Parents very happy for me
Is this what not screwing up feels like? Pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.23563347]

>Work as a crypto trader for a broker
>$120k a year
>basically do that same things that I did before but now getting paid for it
>Only big difference is that I now trade huge volume and move prices up or down

Stressful but still /comfy/

[Anonymous No.23564160]

>>23562668
>>23562981
I go above and beyond my job. It isn't even hard. In fact I have gone above and beyond and it isn't even accepted. I am the star ace worker. I am his best friend and he loves me. He cherishs my friendship.

[Anonymous No.23564179]

>>23563167
Wagie is mad?

[Anonymous No.23564403]

>>23562467
Wish I could pull that off.

>late 20s
>few years of work experience
>college degree
>only jobs that call me are bottom of the totem pole office jobs....that would likely not have called if it werent for my stint in an office....doing bottom of the totem pole work
>didnt even get a chance for the higher position doing nearly the same stuff i was doing except with more pay
>unemployed for over a year
>no unemployment either

t. Depressed unemployed guy hoping to strike it big off stocks or personal venture

[Anonymous No.23564438]

>>23563308
what is a state dot investigator?

[Anonymous No.23564495]

>people who think 20/hr is good
kek
might as well be min wage.

[Anonymous No.23564502]

>>23563347
Any resources you can recommend for learning trading to get to this level?

[Anonymous No.23564515]

>>23564160
Based anon. I know your just working for the dude but your probably one of the few people he cares about so be a real friend to him anon even if u do stop working for him if theres any karma your bags will pump 10000x

[Anonymous No.23564528]

>>23562811
Crab bucket mentality. Plenty of garbage jobs exist nowadays.

[Anonymous No.23564577]

>>23564495
This. I pull 15 an hour in my area and it barely keeps me afloat. I cut out health insurance but realistically, 21-23 and under is generally junk pay.

[Anonymous No.23564599]

>>23564515
I'm going to be his friend indefintely even after I stop working with him. My plan was to keep coming over to play video games with him after I stopped working with him. I'm gonna be his friend for life and support him after his mom dies eventually.

[Anonymous No.23564625]

>>23564495
>>23564528
>>23564577
LOL cope. I am doing fine. I eat well. My bills are paid. I just don't have the money to buy the newest triple A title video game all the time.
Wagie wagie work all day. Wagie wagie want to pay.

The reason i didn't up my hours is once the coronavirus law gets extended for unemployment, I will have at least 5-10 grand in the bank more.

[Anonymous No.23564628]

>>23564438
State=state government, as opposed to federal or city
Dot=department of transportation
Investigator=I audit truck and bus companies for compliance to safety rules, do roadside inspections of vehicles, and try to track down unlicensed operations.