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>told parents last year that if i didn't make it with crypto by 2021, i would give up and get another real job
>only have 30k to my name
Should I seriously just buy some knee pads? I experimented a bit with sucking dildos in high school when I considered I might be gay since I liked looking at futa porn, so I don't think it will be too hard to suck dicks now. I'm honestly just so desperate. I don't want to go back to wagie bullshit.

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>has 30k to his name
>contemplating sucking dicks for a living
You should do it for free since you’re clearly gay

>> No.23540497

>>23540403
you have 30k, just buy Digital Reserve Currency, and you'll do a 10x at-least by 2021. that's 300k, so at that point you can start waging but also be well on your way to retirement, so maybe only have to wage for 10 years or so.

>> No.23540569

this is not a fucking joke you assholes.

>> No.23540595

>>23540569
Then no, you shouldn't try to suck dick for money. Its degrading, unhealthy, and the market is too saturated anyway by gay dudes on Grindr doing it for free.

Just get a job.

>> No.23540618

>>23540403
I said the same things to my mom a few days ago. I hope 10k LINK is enough

>> No.23540622

>>23540403
AAAAAHHHHHHHH
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IMAGINE
FUCKING IMAGINE YOUR LATE TEEN/ EARLY 20 YO SON CONVINCED HE'D MAKE IT FROM CRYPTO BY 2021 BBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>> No.23540629

How you fucking tell your parents about crypto? lmao

>> No.23540642

>>23540403
Op who deliberately invested in rugs just to be sucking cock

>> No.23540758

>>23540403
You should get a real job anyway so you can get real life experience wageslaving. It will feel way better once you make it because you have experienced the alternative.

>> No.23540836

Why not try to not be a faggot and just work and invest? There’s no get-rich-quick scheme. They don’t exist, you faggot.