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23528999 No.23528999 [Reply] [Original]

>have sex
How?

>> No.23529006

>>23528999
just have it

>> No.23529049

become an outcel

>> No.23529111

you put the bob in the vagene obviously

>> No.23529122

>>23528999
couldn't tell you mate haha

>> No.23529136
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23529136

>>23528999
put penus in vegana

>> No.23529159

>>23528999
1. Eat the meat.
2. Lift heavy thing.
3. Find MILFs on Hinge.

Sinple really.

>> No.23529175

PUT PEEPA IN VOOGA

>> No.23529204

ask your mom to teach you

>> No.23530119

>>23529159
Is it that easy?

>> No.23530233
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23530233

>>23528999
place the p0n0s in the vag000 and J... J... JAM IT IN!

>> No.23530252

>>23528999
you'll find help at any gay bar

>> No.23530253

>>23528999
put benis in vagane

>> No.23530583

>>23529136
based pnk investor

>> No.23530676

>>23529136
How do i do that?

>> No.23530749

>>23528999
buy it

>> No.23530798
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23530798

>>23528999
Purchase a woman

>> No.23530820

>>23530749
>>23530798
Thats illegal in america

>> No.23530933

>>23528999
Checked.

For those repeating digits, I'll give you a little alpha leak.

>BoringDAO.

>> No.23530965
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23530965

Use your "animal incstincts".

>> No.23531057

>>23530965
Are you retarded

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>>23531057
no

>> No.23531698

>>23528999
buncha hookers n cocaine

>> No.23531712
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>>23530820
Many things are illegal in america my dear nigger

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No, but seriously how does one get from talking to a woman to putting my penis in her vagina? Had plenty of girls attracted to me but idk how to do it without being a creep.

>> No.23531953

>>23528999
Sex is overrated.

>> No.23532082

>>23528999
Yesterday I called a girl fat and she asked me out today, try that.

>> No.23532105

>>23531906
You just have to give her your time, if she likes you she will go out with you any time you ask her, is she doesn't she will make up excuses. Build up the relationship, go out with a group of friends, try to hold her hand, steal a kiss, and one day when you are both alone at home you can wrestle play which will end up in you fucking her, women get horny when there is a lot of contact with a man

>> No.23532144

>>23528999
Let me go through the process with ya
1st of all you have a skewed and non adjusted mindset and expectations about it because you didnt do it in your teens like everybody else so it will be nothing like it so dont expect it to be it that way
2nd of all you will mate with girl with a bodycount build up since teens. lets say you meet a 22 yo - she has 6yrs plus experience.
once she finds out your virgin she will laugh and says fuck it and may fuck you for the giggles but then will gtfo or ghost you completly without doing it. it will matter nothing for her besides having a story to tell to her female friends two weeks later. 1 year down the road the event will be distinguishable to her she may forget you even.
on the other side you go about into this with very high expectations (of course you spent your life without it completely and now doing it will change how you perceive things and how you think) and you will expect a bond for her. she will probably throw you away. and it will burned by it forever atleast slightly

>> No.23532241

>>23530119
Unironically yes. Whats your deal anon, are you decent looking but just a total social autist or what?

>> No.23532372

>>23528999

hire an escort with your neetbucks or crypto.
or buy nice shit to wear or show off in a place where milfs and thots hang out.
/thread

>> No.23532613

>>23528999
cash out 20 linkies and pay a pretty escort girl to make your dreams come true

>> No.23532739
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>>23532105
How do you “steal a kiss”?

>> No.23533051

>>23532739
It's a reference to Gene Simmon's giant tongue. You stick your tongue out as much as you can and start licking her chin, working your way into her mouth like a snake creature, like how KISS intended.

>> No.23533080

>>23532105
>kissing before sex
That's the most fake thing in the world.

>> No.23533132

>>23530233
lewd

>> No.23533139

>>23528999
>Acquire some LOKI.
>Leave it in coldwallet for 1 year
>Come back
Have sex.

>> No.23533155

>>23529111
checked for indian wisdom

>> No.23533194

>>23528999
put pee pee in poo poo

>> No.23533272
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23533272

>Finally go on dates with a girl
>Never been so uncomfortable around someone in my entire life
>Just staring her in the eyes was hard
>Licked her titties the second date, but didn't fuck her until the third one, because my autism had to follow the pattern set in movies about only fucking on the third
>Fucked a bunch over 2 weeks, sex is nice
>Can't stop being awkward around here
>"You wanna be my bf, anon?"
>Nah
>"Oh, so you want to just be friends?"
>No, I don't want to be your friend
I legit gotta have undiagnosed assburgers.

>> No.23533381

>>23533272
but that was unironically chad as fuck. you neither want to be her boy friend or her friend. all you want from her is sex and that makes her lust after you even more knowing she is nothing but a hole to you. i dont know how you did it but you're one autistic chad.

>> No.23533500

Use your hands.

Just dont fap to porn, its a egregore of slavery.

>> No.23533716

>>23533272
chadtisms

>> No.23533741

>>23533272
how did she respond?

>> No.23533851

>>23533741
Her reaction was like when you're trying to hold a slight smile but it breaks into a sad frown for a second. Then hugged and I said bye.

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>>23533272

>> No.23534970

>>23533851
did you ever see her again after that?

>> No.23535054

>>23534700
this may be the chaddest autism i've ever seen if not larp lol

>> No.23535083
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>>23529111
Triple repeating numerals of veracity

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>>23533272
>No, I don't want to be your friend
>mfw this anon transcends autism into chad territory

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>>23533272
Completly based. At least you were not a beta simp that projected and imagined a whole different person on a girl and fell in love like a little boy, like me...