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[Anonymous No.23507657]

imagine trading cocaine futures on uniswap

https://www.coindesk.com/defi-still-needs-a-silk-road-moment

[Anonymous No.23507896]

What is the contract address? Where can I do this! Hurry the fuck up OP! Get of your ass and start developing it you fucking pajeet fuck

[Anonymous No.23507927]

Wow the current drug jews will be very upset about this. People dont like giving up 70% margin

[Anonymous No.23507952]

>opiod backed stablecoins

[Anonymous No.23508094]

>>23507657
Wtf did they mean by this? Capped

[Anonymous No.23508390]

>>23507657
>“Yeah man, I trade narcotics futures”

[Anonymous No.23508418]

looks like we were born at the perfect time after all

[Anonymous No.23508438]

>>23507952
>wrapped fentanyl erc20

[Anonymous No.23508475]

How do I long drug prices in straya?

[Anonymous No.23508498]

>>23508475
Easier censorship resistance would make the drug prices cheaper, no?

[Anonymous No.23508507]

Op what shitcoin do I buy???

[Anonymous No.23508522]

>>23508498
it's fucked most draconic customs in tge world
i cant imagine what its like now with the wuhan hoax

[Anonymous No.23509191]

>>23508522
NZ is worse. Consequently, shit cocaine is ~$200 USD per gram here. Good cocaine more like $300.

[N. Glowsalot No.23509219]

Out of interest, post your country/state and price per g of coke.

[Anonymous No.23509277]

>>23509219
is address OK?

[Anonymous No.23509306]

>>23509277
Dubs confirm yes.

[Anonymous No.23509407]

Is there a cocaine chainlink node up?

[Anonymous No.23509434]

>>23507657
>Tfw thought of this years ago when Bitcoin came out but shrugged it off as absurd

[N. Glowsalot No.23509436]

>>23509277
Yes, but please include a photo of your driver's license as proof.

[Anonymous No.23509437]

>>23507657
FUCKING DELET

[Anonymous No.23509441]

Bless timeline.

Imagine being a cocaine futures trader

[Anonymous No.23509484]

>>23509441
Lol. I only came here today. Tell me more obscure things about this time line.

[Anonymous No.23509534]

>>23509191
maybe if u junkies stopped snorting for at least a month prices would go down

[Anonymous No.23509547]

>>23509484
A bunch of racist NEETS have become obscenely rich from buying an ERC20 token called Chainlink because the memes were good.

[Anonymous No.23509588]

>>23509534
>Investing in rehabilitation clinics then shorting cocaine futures to make bank

[Anonymous No.23509615]

>>23509547
>Chainlink

Pretty sure that was some shitcoin shilled on here by a Russian called Sir_Gay on discord. Classic pump and dump though.

[Anonymous No.23509641]

>>23509534
I have never bought coke in NZ. The price simply isn't worth it. Even Europe prices were ridiculous. 50 Euros for a buzz that feels like a double shot espresso?

[Anonymous No.23509671]

>>23508390

[Anonymous No.23509692]

I'm making prediction markets with CL42 instead senpai.

[Anonymous No.23509734]

>>23509588
now thats a true bizman
>>23509641
>like a double shot espresso
you're getting the shittiest of coke for the highest of prices then

[Anonymous No.23510422]

>>23509641
I'm not a huge coke fan either desu

[Anonymous No.23510482]

>>23507657
> imagine holding that contract till delivery

[Anonymous No.23510558]

>>23507657
They use chainlink oracle??

[Anonymous No.23510653]

>>23507657
it begins. Glowniggers are afraid

[Anonymous No.23510703]

>>23507657
Is it legal to be node operator dealing with drug prices?

[Anonymous No.23510815]

>>23507952
top kek

[Anonymous No.23510844]

>>23507657
>were in the timeline where the ancap memes become real life

[Anonymous No.23510962]

>>23510703
i would hate for her to have to give me a cavity search haha that would be weird right guys?

[Anonymous No.23510983]

>>23507657
most based thing I've seen on here in years. Crypto has been coopted by the maker basedboys, time to get the anarchist spirit back.

[Anonymous No.23511101]

>>23510983
There's no drug price data feed though. I just checked market.link.

[Anonymous No.23511347]

Indianapolis Indiana was like 200 an eight ball 75 a g, but everyone is starting to buy meth which is like 125 an eightball

[Anonymous No.23511389]

>>23511101
make one

[Anonymous No.23511465]

>>23508438
I CAN'T BREATHE

[Anonymous No.23511472]

>>23507657
>tfw positive rebase each time a cartel shipment crosses the border
>cocaine backed stable coin that is always worth 1 gram

[Anonymous No.23511551]

>>23511472
Drug dealers will be verified by chainlink oracles.

[Anonymous No.23511721]

THIS IS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS. WE COULD TOTALLY MAKE IT HAPPEN.

[Anonymous No.23511759]

region specific prostitute price feeds when bros?

[Anonymous No.23511824]

Is anyone working on layered smart contracts for monero?

[Anonymous No.23511868]

>>23511759
check wiki sex guide

[Anonymous No.23511884]

>>23511824
just use buccV2 or owl. safer and erc20

[Classified ads website model No.23512085]

>be be, software devel student, no job, live with parents.
>live in a residential complex with more than 800 apartments.
>since rona people started to advertise their services with brochures (eggs, nail painting,etc).
>Want to make a classified ads website for my community.
> I already know how to create and mount the site (Django).
How do I start this kind of business, should I charge a fee for the add? or because Im starting, ads free for the first x amount of people, and then charge. Or maybe with donations?,google ads?
please help. I know my fair share about programming, but I know shit about web business.

[Anonymous No.23512119]

>>23510558
Thats why this article is dumb. Someone will hold these to delivery then what? Go to columbia to collect your coke?

[Classified ads website model No.23512137]

shit, I made a reply, ignore or be a fag.

[Anonymous No.23512210]

>>23511389
Seems like something the CIA would not appreciate.

[Anonymous No.23512316]

>>23507657
after all drugs are decriminalized, this might become possible.

https://www.theblockcrypto.com/post/79783/all-stocks-tokenized-sec-chairman-clayton

[Anonymous No.23512320]

This is definitely going to be a thing someday

[Anonymous No.23512341]

>>23512119
it would have to be a perp, like bitmex but using chainlink price feeds for the price of cocaine.

[Anonymous No.23512718]

>>23509692
Say more

[Anonymous No.23513006]

HEY EVERYONE. I MADE A COKE TOKEN. COME JOIN ME! I PROMISE I WON'T RUG BECAUSE I ONLY ADDED 1 ETH TO LIQUIDITY AND I THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY.
https://info.uniswap.org/token/0x19703580b30449133351bbd9368085697f941302

[Anonymous No.23513090]

>>23513006
BULLISH

[Anonymous No.23513113]

>trading drug futures

[Anonymous No.23513282]

>>23507952
>such as the pound sterling

[Anonymous No.23513443]

Powered by chainlink oracles

[Anonymous No.23513785]

imagine thinking glowniggers wouldn't immediately shut this shit down. don't even give me that defi shit there are public facing companies that would be involved in this scenario (Chainlink, Synthetix, Uniswap)