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In the first grade I shit myself in class cause I was too shy to ask to go to the bathroom.

>> No.23496839

>>23496825
Did anyone notice?

>> No.23496876

i did too. Then i pretended i didnt and was too embarrassed to say anything so i sat in it the whole day then had plans with my friend after school and went over with shit still in my pants and then threw out my shit in their trash can. Omg am i autistic?

>> No.23496884

>>23496839
Of course. It ran down my legs. I had to get hosed down by the principal. Had a crush on his daughter and she was watching me get shit cleaned off of me.

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>>23496825
In 2nd grade i pissed myself sitting at the school library PC because i was taking an Accelerated Reader test and going for the school high score

>> No.23496910

>>23496825
in fourth grade I mistakenly called my teacher mom and everyone laughed it me. To this day it makes me feel embarrassed.

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>>23496825
I asked, teacher said no and I pissed myself in the classroom

>> No.23496951

>>23496889
SRI was my dickwaving contest. The teacher put up a chart of all of our scores (without names) along with the supposed jobs that have that score. Mine was the highest by a mile, and the job was "scientist".

>> No.23496982

>>23496943
based, tho. bitch fucking tyrant got what he or she deserved desu

>> No.23496992

I did this in the 10th grade because my school had a terrible system where you needed to an agenda to sign out but I forgot my agenda and they wouldn't let me leave

>> No.23496996

>>23496825
Based

>> No.23497030

>>23496884
Hilarious

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I guess you get what you pay for when it comes to jannies

>> No.23497067

>>23496825
I pissed my pants last month when I got drunk and was too lazy to unzip my pants.

>> No.23497088

>>23496825
In 4th grade I thought I just had gas and was hit with the liquid diarrhea for the first time. Very disturbing, threw boxers in trash.

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Schools are fucking weird, why are normies ok with sending their children to a prison for a third of their childhood? Are our parents actually brain dead bros?

>> No.23497190

>>23496943
I did the same thing in computer class lol
They said use the restroom now no potty breaks after class starts. I didn't need to go so I didn't. 10 minutes into class i ask to go and the lady said no
I held it as long as I could until I felt the warmth pooling under my butt in the seat.

>> No.23497280

>>23496825
You have to show the teacher who's boss, especially at that age. You did nothing wrong.

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>>23496825
This happened to me too except it was at my first job when I was 23.

>> No.23497300

>>23496825
poo poo pee pee