/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23488877

>>23489186
lol

>>23488877

animooted

>>23488877
Dubs Checked

>>23488877
Checked

>>23489220
There's more

>>23489186
KEK

This is the best meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1R7wFK9SwE

>>23489637
And that’s only December ‘17. I’m willing to bet 3 ETH that if all the fud over the past 3 years was compiled into a single file, it would be well over 5gb

>>23489497
Fantastic

>>23488877
scumcreep, is that you?

>>23488877

This is my fav

>>23490612
Ripple is Federal Reserve 2.0 newfag

>>23488877

/thread

>>23490636
I know. How am I a newfag?

>>23490005
I think most of the FUD stopped in 2019 with the initial big pump. Since then it's been an occasional FUD thread but nothing like in 2017 and 2018. Seems like LINK is accepted as a crypto that's here to stay at this point.

Injective protocol launch on Binance was sold out, just yesterday Injective launch pool got atleast 550 people to contribute to the project, with the giant strides they're making you can only expect better

>>23489186

Look at the 1 year chart lol

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

>>23489212
better version

1k EOY

>>23488877
literally cut my watermark out of it, fuck you niggas i made this OC

>>23491278
>signing your own memes
I mean I get it but you could have left a less obvious signature

>>23491278
you realise that the whole point of memes is that they exist in the wild on their own memetic strength, and that they are supposed to be completely detached from the creator?
why would anyone give a fuck who you are? what good meme has ever had some faggot's name plastered on it?

>>23491293
>>23491319
because it was posted in meme contest you stupid fuckin newfags, contest made on official Chainlink channel

>>23491278
>taggin memes
Faggot

>>23491359
>uses telegram
>signs memes
>actually complains when his signature is cropped from a meme
>calls others newfags

>>23491370
>>23491385
>Chainlink offers 50LINK for free
>create twitter and some stupid name
>open photoshop
>create shitty memes
>didnt win
>newfags cuts out made up name of creator, resizes it and post is as his OC

absolute state of 2020 5$+ LINK newfag buyers

>the shadow fork

>>23491454
you're the one making a big deal out of it you fucking faggot, you're obviously triggered by not seeing your "made up name" on a fucking shitty meme. COPE.

>>23491454
Wut? Who cares

>>23491468

>>23491488
>>23491490
>pajeet caught red handed cutting out watermark + taking time to resize the image
>spin this around
>your fault
go watch CNN you fuckin leftist spindoctored cunt

>>23491278
>>23491414

and I made this one. i love when people use it. i dont give a flying fuck. if you want to see more of my rare sergeys: https://twitter.com/sonsOfNazarov

gif related i made when simeon got margin called. nobody gives a fuck goyim.

>>23491530
What do you want, internet fame for memes? Fuck off back to plebbit fag

>>187993103

>>23488877

>>23491530
Stop tagging your memes you fucking faggot. No one cares that you personally (or your shit 'handle') created a meme to be used on this cantonese fur-harvesting imageboard. The only way people know its you is when you pipeup and act like a prick such as now.

>>23491601
https://twitter.com/sonsOfNazarov/status/1290817701682663424

>>23489973

Keeeeeeeek

>>23489973
props to him for leaving it up. i check about every 6 months or so.

>>23488877

>>23492000
Dangerously based.

>>23489497
C’est une foto d’une meme.

>>23490612
I trade shitcoins exclusively on how cool their name sounds, and ripple sounds fucking gay

>>23489973

This is what makes capitalism so powerful. In the end you can talk all you want, money is always right.

>>23491278

Pathetic, memes are meant to mutate and survive on their own strength, not be tethered to a creator’s reputation. I make plenty of memes that get reposted, when you see them you should feel a solemn pride that the hive mind absorbed your content.

>>23488877

>>23488877

>>23488877

>>23491278
>WAAAAH HOW DARE YOU CUT MY @ ON AN ANONYMOUS FORUM!!! I WANT TO BE KNOWN ON MY SEKRIT ANONYMOUS CLUB!!!!
I'll call anyone who uses the image with the watermark a faggot like you

>>23491278
seriously anon dont be a faggot
smile when anonther posts it

>>23491530
>Yeah it's some shitty meme I threw together I-I don't even care about it, bro.
>Seething this hard
There's a really cool site where you can get asspats for your shit memes. It's called Reddit. You'd fit right in.

>>23489973
holy fuck he even posted some COPE 7 months ago
>Not going to lie, this one was wrong, not on substance, but belief in the developers I knew and worked with. There was a certain class of apps I was pushing to get made for POW blockchains. I made it in as a software developer for one of the teams and they didn't listen to thing I said. I approached other teams building similar apps (but apps that were fundamentally flawed) and tried offerring them money for a product, they never even gave me a quote. I still don't see a use for Chainlink, but the good news for bag-holders is that absolutely no one in the world is working on the apps that would make it irrelevant. So obviously with a price rise like this it can be a good time to sell, but the catastrophic risk I saw in Chainlink was much farther from being realized than I imagined.

>>23491278
Someone make a meme of Zenek crying about his memes

I made this one. It's not very popular but it doesn't matter.

>>23493453
You should make the dynamite the rig crew are pushing in to be the chain link. Then just have a green dildo that goes off screen

Extra stinky. $1000 EOY if dubs

>>23488877

>>23493453
How do we know it's yours if you didn't sign your name on it like a complete autist?

>>23493453
Same with mine, never saw it posted by someone.

https://youtu.be/xbHrwFM4ZNk

https://youtu.be/e-vWotTDcAE

https://youtu.be/PIlzkQ1J6KU

https://youtu.be/FTHC-Tgcc4g

>>23491278
I got this online, I didn’t see your name shit bag. Memes are open source, don’t cry if they’re “stolen”

>>23491431
Few

>>23494052
Memes are NOT open source, sorry bro

This

>>23494296
I really really like this image. Mind if I save it?

>>23488877

>>23489470
I want this fucking shirt where do I buy it?!?!

>>23488877

One of best for sure.

This. Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth. Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons. Now during this alt bull run lots of anons took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story. The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes. In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team

>dump to $.17
>buy more
>pump to $.33
>buy more
>dump to $.23
>buy more
>pump to $.56
>buy more
>pump to $1.11
>buy more

I'm 100% in LINK only. The only trades I make are converting ETH to LINK. I don't swing trade, I don't time the market, I don't diversify, I don't even hold. I only buy. I'm completely delusional and I don't wear pants.

>>23489354
This is supposedly one of Sergey's favorite memes. Rory or someone was asked about the memes during a Q&A

>>23491278
kek youre actually a faggot

>>23496487
It's Thomas' favorite meme. It's my OC and I would've noticed if Serg weighed in. The most we got about him was from Rory, "he likes *some* of the memes"

I was at the fireside chat this week. At one point Tom called Sergey a sandwich fucker. He even accused Sergey of eating the sandwiches after busting loads into them. There was an intense bit of silence while Sergey glared. Beads of sweat formed on his forehead immediately, and his face was flush. He forced a chuckle into the microphone. Then he walked off stage and just out of the room where there was a magazine rack. He was still in full view of everyone through a window. He starts taking these magazines, two and three at a time, and just tearing them to shreds. Sometimes he would pick one up, and try to twist and tear the whole thing at once, but fail, so then he would start ripping out individual pages. He was facing away from everyone, so we couldn't see his facial expressions. This went on for two minutes at least. At this point I thought he was totally screwed, and that he had just ruined the reputation of chainlink in one fell swoop. However, he turned around and walked back into the room. He looked completely rejuvinated and full of vigor again. He proceeded to completely btfo Tom in every way, acting as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened. Afterwards, he even did a little q&a session after Tom left due to being frustrated from the btfo. Janitorial services were picking up the mess of shredded magazines at this point, and the only acknowledgement Sergey ever made to the mess was when one of the older janitors fell over while leaning to pick up the pieces. He sort of covered his hand with his mouth, clearly holding back laughter. It was bizarre, but with genius comes inevitable personality quirks.

I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit thatpregnantSergeyreallyturnsme on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands withSergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Sergeywould be the ideal partner for any man wishing to start a family. His great genes give him a combination of assertiveness, strength, and intelligence. IfSergeyis able to getpregnant, he has to have a uterus; if he has a uterus, he can only be a woman in the eyes of Allah. ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!

Ok, I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Chainlink, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.

Today, I declare Chainlink to be the currency of the LGBT community.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVESERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIPSERGEY! CHAINLINK! CHAINLINK! CHAINLINK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

>>23488877
nice digits. DIA is a better investment at this point tho.

>>23488877
digits

>>23488877
>when sergei dumps

>>23496774
Oh yeah, thats right.
>i do want to emphasise "SOME" of them
kek

>>23488877

>>23496801
Very good. Im going to buy more.