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I'm an intern analyst at JPM. At lunch yesterday with my boss, there was a table of powerful people next to us. I don't know who they were, my boss seemed nervous that they were there, but my boss knew them. They called him over to the table, and they whispered in secret for a little. He came back to me and said, "Kid, things are gonna get dark soon for the markets really fast". He said they were planning to crash the markets today, I would get out to be safe

>Words
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Bloomberg stream:
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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://e-hentai.org/g/1759272/c1c4b2d923/
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Options!!??

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Links for BULLS
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>23464710

>> No.23466461

just lost half of my paycheck listening to you dumbasses

fuck this toxic site im going back to r/wallstreetbets

peace out

racist fucking losers

>> No.23466468
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23466468

but for real now
find a flaw

>> No.23466473
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23466473

Would you let her advise you on what to buy anons?

>> No.23466477

>>23466461
Nigger

>> No.23466478
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23466478

pitch me your semi good ideas

>> No.23466483
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23466483

pump, it will

>> No.23466495

So this is the shitty stale pasta edition?

>> No.23466502
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23466502

>Hello, just stopping by to brag like a douchebag
I sold everything Tuesday afternoon on the false rally, going all cash
I was mocked collectively by /smg/ for doing so
If I had stayed in my positions, I would now be down ~5% on my portfolio as a whole
If I had gone into a inverse ETF, I would just now be breaking even
>Tuesday 1:00: SPDN @$20.16 — current price $20.16
As I explained then, I’m expecting a lot of volatility, where even an inverse position will not work out nice & smooth
Good luck to the rest of you - I am looking forward to waiting for the bottom, to then get back in my positions, buying them all for cheap

>> No.23466506

>>23466468
its perfect. now just add more money.

>> No.23466512

what are the OFFICIAL /smg/ list of real ones stonks?

>> No.23466513
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>>23466447

>> No.23466516

>>23466442
shilling this again
only needs to up to $10 for EZ gainz

>> No.23466525

>>23466478
You are a F GE T

>> No.23466530
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23466530

Death to Israel. And death to jewish children .

>> No.23466533

GME cheapies

>> No.23466534

>>23466461
say that to my face and not online

>> No.23466535

>>23466468
>no GME
that was pretty quick and easy to find

>> No.23466542

NO ONE ANSWERED ME IN THE PREVIOUS THREAD. WHY DID JPOW LIQUIDATE ALL HIS SPY HOLDINGS 2 DAYS AGO???

>> No.23466549

Nokia and Ericsson chads, these companies are looking incredibly strong but there's significant political risk.
If China bans them to get back on western countries for banning Huawei things are gonna get dicey very soon.

Hold these companies but don't overweight, it might get ugly.

>> No.23466554

>>23466542
he has covid

>> No.23466555

>>23466542
He's building the first AI tendie farm in Idaho my dad works for him and spilled the beans to me, it's quite expensive

>> No.23466558

>>23466432
To be honest, this is pretty much a YOLO bet for me right now, My goal is ultimately to just run the wheel on QQQ or something similar, but I don't have enough capital yet to get the income I'm looking for. I'm close, but not quite there.

>> No.23466560

Bet on rise today but the market always spites me so I'm about to bet the rest on a drop to make the first bet pump

>> No.23466562

>>23466473
>only one race, the human race

>> No.23466566
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23466566

Today was a good day

>> No.23466568

What stock should I buy /biz/bros? NO, I won’t do my own research.

>> No.23466569

so what we thinking kings, SNAP massively overvalued, time for a short?

>> No.23466572
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>>23466535
g*mers get the gas too

>> No.23466575

>>23466542
Source?

>> No.23466582

>>23466468
>3x amazon
lol you dumb nigger

>> No.23466583

>Ant group may price north of 300B

almost larger than JPM

>> No.23466586

>>23466512
V
HD
UNH
BABA
LMT
MSFT

>> No.23466587
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23466587

>AVXL

>> No.23466591

NasCuck's daily bottom is in. Sweep the cheapies before the afternoon crab up.

>> No.23466592

>>23466530
If enough of us convert to Judaism maybe we can get cunny legalized

>> No.23466596

Anons which is better ARKK or ARKF?

>> No.23466600

SELL SELL SELL.

I'M THE INTERN ANALYST AT JPM MORGAN. MY BOSS TOLD ME TO GET OUT OF THE STOCK MARKET NOW. HE SAID THE BIG BOYS AT THE TABLE IS GONNA CARRY OUT THE OPERATION TODAY. POSSIBLE CIRCUIT BREAKER TODAY.

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>>23466583
Good day for BABA chads when ant ipos

>> No.23466613

I bought 100 Fastly @73.95. Anyone think it's a good buy or will it tank some more?

>> No.23466615

>>23466600
tell you boss he's a fucking faggot, and tell yourself that too

>> No.23466616

>>23466512
MVP

mastercard, visa, mastercard

>> No.23466618

>>23466582
why the racism, you fucking gay fag

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>>23466600
>dump it... dump it all

>> No.23466627

>>23466549
If that happens aren't things likely still better for Nokia and Ericsson since they'll have literally anywhere but China, while Huawei just has China, and maybe some small shitholes that didn't join the Huawei ban?

>> No.23466634

>>23466600
Those digits aren’t lying

>> No.23466639
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23466639

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

>> No.23466645

>>23466616
you listed mastercard twice fren, you mean paypal by chance?

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23466648

>>23466516
I'm not buying your bags kek
Imagine wanting to buy something that dropped OVER 80% in 1 night,

>> No.23466652

GUYS IM A FUCKING NOBODY AND I HEARD FROM THE VOICES IN MY HEAD THAT TYRONE DOWN THE STREET FINNA TRIP! EVERYONE GET OUT THEY COMIN FOR YO ASS!!

>> No.23466656

My wealth is about 35k.
Over 27k is in pretty safe stocks.
Renewables, logistics, farming whatever.
Wealthsimple only has trades on etf's, stocks and crypto.
Should I try futures, or options?
What is non retarded advice?

>> No.23466659

>>23466549
why would you hold both nokia and ericsson?
One gets another 5g contract; the other dumps

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23466666

>>23466600
>666
Nice try Satan.

>> No.23466667

>BVXV halted on the rise after tripping circuit breakers on the way down
get in here right now unless you hate money
>>23466648
i literally bought in right now and i'm already up
what in the everloving fuck do you mean bags nigger?

>> No.23466672

Just bought more GME. Been coomin since September

>> No.23466676

>>23466652
big if true

>> No.23466677

>>23466656
are there safe stocks right now?
I pulled nearly everything out recently and now I wait for a better entry or go for a chyna ETF

>> No.23466683

>>23466639
>Trump tanked the debate
>McConnell refuses stimulus offer from Dems
>Coronavirus has killed 250,000 Americans

>> No.23466691

>>23466666
c-checked..

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23466695

Did I get worked into buying GILD? Will there be no pump despite getting FDA approval for Remdesevir? Whats the play?

>> No.23466707

THIS THREAD IS CURSED
LOOK AT ALL THE 666's
MARKET CRASH CONFIRMED

>> No.23466710

>>23466666
checked

>> No.23466714
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23466714

Thank god for the TACO pump, was finally able to exit that position.

>> No.23466719

>>23466627

China is the most important area for these companies. Yes, ERIC and Nokia get extra contracts in the rest of the world but they really need China, it's THE key sector because that's where the only country with significant growth past year 2022.

Getting kicked out of China is disastrous for Eric and it very well might happen.
I'm not saying don't hold Eric but be careful.
Nokia don't have as many contracts there right now I think but same thing applies, they want to be able to reach this market in the future or it's not good.

>> No.23466723

>>23466666
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.23466725
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23466725

>>23466461
Well see you back tomorrow, faggot

>> No.23466731

>>23466666
Satan is a tricky fella

>> No.23466733
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>>23466666

>> No.23466741

>>23466707
We're now into 667, your soul is saved

>> No.23466742
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23466742

Got in AKBA before the halt, let's see where it goes.

>> No.23466745

Anyone else holding eternal TQQQ bags?

>> No.23466746

I bought another $30k of GME today.
I have $75k of GME total at a cost basis of $11.60, am I gonna make it boys?

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23466751

YES GIVE ME CHEAPIES

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23466756

>second wave is priced in
>US will not go in to anotehr lockdown
>stimulus is coming
Post more copes that bulls come up with

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>>23466733
>>23466677
>>23466666
>>23466600
its true you know

>> No.23466759

>>23466719
>the only country with significant growth past year 2022
What about the poos?

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23466760

>>23466666

>> No.23466761

>>23466707
we need trip 777's to offset the demonic infiltration

>> No.23466763

>>23466666
SHIT. GET OUT NOW.

>> No.23466765
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23466765

>>23466725
Based Miko poster

>> No.23466769

>>23466714
Now don't be retarded again

>> No.23466774

Jan 2021 $120 AAPL Calls?

>> No.23466780
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>>23466666

>> No.23466781

>>23466677
I've been following the stock market for a while.
Never dipped my toes in the water until 3qtr this year.
Obvisiously if I invested in the dip in march I wouldn't be here.
But I know how not to lose money with what I have in stocks.
Basically I invested in companies that had a little more to grow back to this year from covid in a company that I understood on a basic level.
I can't say what you should invest in.
My profits have hover around 1k tops forever.

>> No.23466782

>>23466666
Hypersatan has spoken
Golden bull run coming

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23466788

>>23466666

>> No.23466790
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>>23466639
All big moves are poised for after Nov 3 and beyond. So FUD essentially.

>> No.23466795
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23466795

WHEN THE FUCK IS OIL GOING TO RECOVER!!!!!

>> No.23466798

>>23466542
The bigger question is, why the fuck is jpow even allowed to have holdings???

>> No.23466799

>>23466769
I promise never to touch a stock that reddit has their hand in ever again.

>> No.23466802
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23466802

Does this mean something? It was posted 5 hours ago

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>>23466746
is this you

post updated 100% GME portfolio

>> No.23466809

>>23466795
when biden get in office

>> No.23466810
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23466810

FUCK YOU DRUMPF 1403 RED DAYS IN A ROW YOU DOUBLE NIGGER GIVE ME MY STIMULUS MONEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.23466814
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23466814

>>23466666
I cometh.

>> No.23466817

Why is CLF taking a huge shit now, where's that nigger faggot I was promised $10 today

>> No.23466819
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23466819

>4 more hours of selling

>> No.23466820

>>23466795
when people use oil again dingus

>> No.23466830
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23466830

>>23466666
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23466834

>>23466795
December into January

>> No.23466835
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23466835

>>23466809
t. CCP shill

>> No.23466837

>stock going up
>looks good, buy
>immediately dumps

>stock goes down
>looks good, short
>immediately moons

>stock goes up
>okay this is gonna reverse, short
>it moons even harder

>stock goes down
>okay this is gonna reverse, long
>it dumps even harder

so, like, is there any broker that doesn't literally change your candles manually to take your money? cause im pretty sure TD ameritrade is doing that.

>> No.23466839

>>23466751
Look at those fucking crazy eyes, although I think her tiny gremlin teeth are cute.

>> No.23466841

I think that Toyota is undervalued and a good Stock to purchase a lot of. This is because they are leaders in automation including self driving, have many new plants up around the US that will be printing new toyotas for the next 50 years, and it pays out reasonable dividends. I expect that Toyota will do a 50-100x over the next 45 years. You can send a tip to my only fans if this advice makes you money thanks _kitty_lynn

>> No.23466845

>>23466817
CLF posted a loss, not a profit.

>> No.23466848

>>23466817
I'm sure he'll be around again soon he never leaves us alone for too long

>> No.23466863
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>>23466819
Disgusting semites. Their nose makes me want to cut me eyes out

>> No.23466866

>>23466803
Yeah, that was me a while back

>> No.23466867
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23466867

It was nice knowing you all...I think this is the point where we see a sudden drop in the general's unique IPs for a few weeks and pray for the ones who roped.

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23466870

>> No.23466871

>>23466817
>>23466845
>>23466848
lmao that dude unloads his CLF bags on newfags every other week

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>> No.23466888

>>23466871
he's literally all options, he has no bags
also CLF has basically done nothing but grow, so there are no bags in general
t. bought in below 7

>> No.23466893

Just all in'd the spy puts, your market is safu.

>> No.23466897

>>23466837
Shits rigged breh.

>> No.23466901

>>23466870
am boolish?

>> No.23466911

>>23466837
You only think like that when you don't know how to read charts properly. Unironically learn tea leaves.

>> No.23466918

>>23466473
>you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

>> No.23466921

I need spy under 320 in a month or im financially ruined

>> No.23466922
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23466922

Fuck you Silicon Valley commie jews

>> No.23466928

>"What is clear...is that even if an agreement is reached in the next day or two, it could take a while for the bill to be drafted and then voted on -- something that Pelosi herself has indicated -- so it's looking less and less likely that a new stimulus package will be passed before the election," said Raffi Boyadjian, senior investment analyst at XM, in a note.

>Market participants, however, "appear unfazed by the prospect of a delay and have been steadily pricing in such a scenario," he said. "As long as the two sides keep talking and the size of the package stays close to $2 trillion, risk assets should remain supported."

They are now fazed by prospects of a delay because they know Nancy has no reason to agree to a stimulus until Trump loses on November 3rd.

>> No.23466929

>>23466887
why is dhcp takin a huge dump lately?

>> No.23466930

>>23466837
just be a permabull at this point anon

>> No.23466931

>>23466845
Even with profit taking CLF is up 6% today on a reported loss. It was under $4ish for months then quickly doubled to over $9 today. CLF is too old and debt ridden and also shilled by the worst poster here but when it dips hard back to $5 there is easy money to be made. It does this often and will keep at it. $5 to $10ish swings

>> No.23466938

>>23466802
Same Media that hushed the Biden China/Russia deals is shilling a Biden win.

Same as with Hillary last time.

A Biden win would be catastrophic for the market, but won't happen. Silent majority will do the same they did last time.

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23466939

>>23466837
>>23466897
join the longterm chads

>> No.23466942

>>23466461
So did I, but I also gained some of it back realizing this is definitely not the place for advice on stocks. Good for discussion though. Do your own DD and FA and you'll be fine you big gay.

>> No.23466944

>>23466837
You just have to be patient. You zoomers always want instant gratification.

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>>23466795
don't you realize most of these companies are too far gone? it's over

>> No.23466956

>>23466922
I don't see what's wrong here

>> No.23466957

>>23466887
that's some lovely IV

>> No.23466959

Repent, sinners!
Repent.

>> No.23466962

Dubs and I sell my UAVS bags now.

>> No.23466964

>>23466944
Stop talking to your fellow IDF agents as if they are actual anons

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23466966

is it normal for weeklies to get executed this early? on a low volume red day too?

left = yesterday, right = now

>> No.23466969

>>23466939
im trying but im still down on my AMD position with 300 shares at around 82.

>> No.23466970

>>23466751
Who is this crazy looking bitch

>> No.23466973
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>>23466942
this place is only good for AAAAAA and OOOOOO posting. nothing more, nothing less.

>> No.23466975

>>23466939
Her tit's are too big for that shirt. if she sneezes not only could she be spreading covid, but she could pop the buttons off and her tits would be flopping all over the place.

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>>23466592

>> No.23466988

Intc is ridiculously flat. How low is the volume?

>> No.23467005
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>>23466837
Long hold TQQQ. It is the final test as an investor. It will test your hands, it will test your innate Chadness, it will test your level of redpill. But the rewards are undeniable, because the truth is as basic as it is profound; line always go up in end.

>> No.23467006
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>>23466867
Jealous.

>> No.23467009
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>TSLA
>positive results
>exceeded the forecasts by the )))experts(((
>revised autopilot on its way
>Berlin giga factory on its way
>sales records
>it’s crashing

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23467013

>>23466956
I forgot. You israeli scum are low IQ and have to be spoon fed. SQQQ is bullish

>> No.23467023

>>23466975
haha imagine if she sneezed in your mouth while her tits were out i would hate that

>> No.23467026

>>23466975
make a gay post like this again and im banning you Baggie

>> No.23467034

FUCK DRUMPF

FUCK NIGGERS


DEATH TO AMERICA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.23467040

The crabbing is getting really old. It’s like they drew a line and absolutely will not allow it to stray from that line.
>crab up and down meaninglessly for half an hour
>starts dumping/pumping gradually over another half hour
>sudden double volume giga candle in opposite direction to bring it right back to crab level

>> No.23467041

>>23466970
Allison mack, she is currently facing 15 to life for participating and recruiting in a sex cult.

>> No.23467042
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23467042

19 GME calls at 19 on Nov 6, thoughts?

>> No.23467051

>>23466969
can't you just write a covered call above that cost basis anyways? earnings are next week, take advantage of the volatility

>> No.23467053

>>23466837
Welcome to Investing 101, with your instructors Ivan and Gritcka Bognadoff

>> No.23467057
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>>23466795
enjoy the < 0.75 price/book value while it lasts, and load up. Time is your friend here. Or buy scam coins hoping for a quick pump.

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>>23466901
I think we will have a green Monday at the very least

>> No.23467061
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>>23466863
Yeah, muslims and westerners got along great up until the 1940s.

>> No.23467063

>>23467034
Bullish for GME

>> No.23467066

>>23466592
Jews have been trying to do this for a whike

>> No.23467068
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>>23467034
>fuck Drumpf
>fuck niggers
Yeah voting for Biden will fix the nigger problem anon. (((Surely)))

>> No.23467069
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>>23466928
>Debate over the damn thing for months
>Come to no conclusion
>President steps in, demands $1200 standalone bill just to get money in people's hands ASAP while they debate the useless crap nobody cares about
>"Um....nah."
>Stall longer
>Even when they agree on it, there's no such thing as "working overtime" when you're an elite, especially while your country is in a crisis, so it'll take weeks to actually pass
>And then weeks to months before people actually get the damn check sent to them
>By the time people get their damn relief it'll be 2021

I really love the optics here. Brilliant move. How could you NOT feel like this woman represents you??? I sure feel represented. I'm glad I'm taxed, because no taxation without representation...and I'm definitely represented!!!

>> No.23467072

>>23466973
Yeah I realized its not good for any other type of discussion. I hate most anons unless they are trying to be positive

>> No.23467076

>>23467042
GME reaches 18.99 next week

>> No.23467085

>>23466809
>>23466820
>>23466834
>>23466950
>>23467057
MY PATIENCE IS GONE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.23467091

>>23467076
Coom to the moon

>> No.23467096

>>23467042
lottery tickets, you're betting on a big announcement to push it that high in 2 weeks

>> No.23467099

This is the most homosexual and jewish week ever, jus one huge giant fucking crab

>> No.23467102
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Gas the kikes

>> No.23467105
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>>23466666

>> No.23467108

>>23467069
why is kid hillary so smug?

>> No.23467109

We're going down until the election yeah, but i'm not selling. I'm only selling calls eat em up

>> No.23467117

>>23467013
Bear scum get the rope

>> No.23467119
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>>23467009
Their sales were shit. They made "profit" on green credits again.

They are looking into taking those away now so the meme is over. Lol

>> No.23467124

So CLF nigger’s shit doesn’t expire for at least 2 years. We’re never gonna hear the end of it are we?

>> No.23467126

>>23466530
>>23466592
based jews

>> No.23467131

>>23467117
Hello IDF so how much tech stock and Tesla stock does your mossad handler own?

>> No.23467139

why do I keep trying to sell covered calls on snap

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>>23466461
>Loses half paycheck
>$150
Lmao holy shit please be bait

>> No.23467152

>>23467131
You niggers never cease to amaze me. The line goes up at the end of the day. Deal with it.

>> No.23467164

>>23467096
and he's paying 0.14/share for that

wow what the fuck, i can make min wage full-time money every weekly just selling covered calls with a ~$25K investment
10/30 18c are at 0.25/share

>> No.23467166

>>23467119
>model 3 is the best selling electric car
>Tesla is the only company profiting during che meme virus crisis

Hmm

Also even if you remove the green credits they’re still making more profits than expected, watch out for the Berlin factory because I invested for that specifically and the new autopilot.

ATM nobody can compete on this.

>> No.23467168

>>23466918
Dangerously based

>> No.23467170

>>23467152
JUDEN ARE DOOMED

>> No.23467172
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23467172

Looking to just buy before or on election day, what time would be best to take advantage of the General drop in stock prices that will occur due to the uncertainty of the election?

>> No.23467177

>>23467009
>market cap of 400 billion when theyre not even profitable
its not sustainable. it never will be. Theyre the 1999/2000 cisco of our time.

>> No.23467179

>>23466942
>>23467143
>can you imagine, seriously imagine, being this new

>> No.23467197

>>23467009
>1000 P/E

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>>23467108
Loli smugness increases in proportion to how many men they've fucked.

>> No.23467217

With a small account (1.5KUSD) is it better to just buy deep OTM calls and sell them or just sell covered calls for GME

>> No.23467235

>>23466568
based

>> No.23467245

>>23467009
i secretly enjoy thinking about my retard friends who bought TSLA *and* AAPL around Aug 31 the week it started crashing hard
that's around the time I sold all my tech stocks to buy GME kek

>> No.23467250

>>23467172
11:27 AM Central Time

>> No.23467253
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Bad news rolling in because Pelosi refuses to compromise

>> No.23467255
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I fucking hate boomers, lads

>> No.23467259

>>23467217
just YOLO calls fagget or you will never make it

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>>23467172
Funny little legs

>> No.23467273

PLTR do something

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>>23466939
BOOOBAAA????

>> No.23467279
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Is this bullish?

>> No.23467280

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
IT'S OVER
POSSIBLE CIRCUIT BREAKER TODAY.
SPY 300 NEXT WEEK. GET THE FUCK OUT

>> No.23467296

UPS earnings are in 5 days, do you guys think it will pump?

>> No.23467297

>>23467253
She knows what we need more than we do! She FEEDS us! We should go to her house and ask her for tendies.

>> No.23467301

>>23466652
Ohhhh shhhhiiiiiieeeeeeeetttttttt....

>> No.23467302

That wasnt a normal candle. What news just deopped?

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>> No.23467306

>>23466939
what a disgusting whore

>> No.23467307
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23467307

Nearly 6k profit for the first time investing since April, lads.

>> No.23467309

>>23467072
There are some that give some legitimate advice if you need it. Other than that just follow the wojcks: sell when they're green and buy when they're red

>> No.23467316

>>23467217
It's hard to give a 'one size fits all' answer to your question - it depends on your personal goals & beliefs
If you believe in the fundamentals & short squeeze, would be better to buy OTM calls with further out dates [don't go too deep otm]
If you believe that it will keep rising, but slowly, selling covered calls will be the less risky, and more 'guaranteed' growth on your portfolio
The problem is that if the squeeze happens, you'll get stuck selling your 100 shares for $17.00 when it could be who knows, $30+ and you would miss all that profit
However.. one in the hand can be better than two in the bush - totally up to you / what you value & believe / your risk tolerance

>> No.23467319

CNBC BAILING ON INTEL

>> No.23467327

>>23467217
roll over weeklies $1 upwards every time?
i dunno, $1.5K isn't anything fun to play with
feels like you'll just regret not having had more money if it actually does infinite squeeze

we were ~$13 last week, ~$12 the week before, it's being pinned down hard under specific strikes at low volume every Friday, i wonder why......

>> No.23467328

Fuck just let it dump for fucks sake!!!!!!!

>> No.23467332
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23467332

What do we call this pattern?

>> No.23467347

>>23467332
covid pnd

>> No.23467348

>>23467332
Bogged and screwed

>> No.23467350

it's all so tiresome

Why doesn't pelosi just fucking compromise. If Biden wins they can just do another bill later with the rest of the shit they want

>> No.23467351

>>23467332
>biotech stocks
cest la vie

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ummmmmmmmmm

>> No.23467364

>>23467332
the chad dump

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23467367

CCOEY for long term gains. Steadily increasing since forever. New games on most popular console coming. New (shit) movie coming to entice even more normies. Didn't even take that bad of a hit when Rona hit.

Stocks jump after every earnings report. Next report sometime next week. Just sayin'

>> No.23467372

>>23466568
Tsla actually. It tanked a bit. Grab em cheap.

>> No.23467374

Potential moonshot on the 5th Nov:

Turtle Beach (HEAR), a gaming accessories company. Last quarter their revenue was up 93% YoY, and should still be growing ala Logitech.

Of note is that it didn't shoot up last quarter on earnings, but rather on June 16th when they increased sales outlook. It kept growing up until Q2 report on August 6th.

Thoughts on this?

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>>23467170
>betting against America

>> No.23467379

>>23467332
the "stop buying biopharm because if you've seen one of their charts you've seen them all" pattern

>> No.23467391

Spend the next 5 year acquiring as much HD stock as you possibly can and retire a wealthy man in less than a decade

>> No.23467394

>>23467332
the dip

>> No.23467395

>>23467362
m-m-maybe he wrote those p-puts, didn't buy them, heh, heheh...

>> No.23467396

>>23466969
Nigga, AMD is one of the best companies in the world right now.

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>>23466447
Why would JPM do this to us? I want my gibs

>> No.23467410
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Die TQQQ, die!!!!!!

>> No.23467414

>>23467396
no, TSM is

it's the equivalent of Dune for the tech world right now

>> No.23467417

>>23467332
The flush

>> No.23467419

>>23467396
>heavily reliant on another company based in a country at the brink of invasion by china
>best

>> No.23467421

>>23467332
The AH insider earnings dump

>> No.23467433

>>23466502
now 6% :^)

>> No.23467440
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I should not have longed Mastercard desu

>> No.23467441

>>23467419
>>23467414
Cope

>> No.23467443

>>23467362
Jesus. Civil war really is being priced in.

>> No.23467448

>>23466461
Lmao just browse bro. I've been in smg since March 2020 and I've never invested yet. I've could of made money yeah, but I could of lost. Entertaining reading this place everytime there's a dip. Maybe one day soon I'll finally invest.

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>>23467372
Tesla may be a coin flip to buy below $350. Anything above that is hating money.

>> No.23467464

>>23467441
literally
the spice must flow

regardless of what happens to Taiwan

>> No.23467465

>>23467272
bro how do you have a picture of me.

>> No.23467471

Should I sell my entire portfolio and go into BTC?

>> No.23467472

>>23467332
Imagine if that stock had options and you held puts uUWOooOOo

>> No.23467483

BUY SM GET IN SOON

>> No.23467485
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23467485

today is so red that my poo came out red and burny...should I timestamp it to prove I'm not shitposting?

>> No.23467486

Anyone else planning their rope strategy?

>> No.23467488

>>23466969
>im down after 1 month

investing may not be for you if you think this way

hold AMD for 5 or 10 years

>> No.23467490

>>23467332
>up 40% after buying the dip
yeah you money hating fags can buy my bags any time :^)

>> No.23467514

>>23466666
I've been seeing 666 EVERYWHERE lately. It's really spooking me out. Like I see that number at least twice a day now.

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>>23467485
How would this not be shitposting if you are posting poo

>> No.23467518

>>23467448
I hope this is bait. You literally just needed to buy SPY or QQQ, and you would be up double digits. Time in the market beats timing the market, but more importantly it beats sitting on the sidelines with your thumb up your ass.

>> No.23467519

>>23466502
>>23467433
ok but those arent gains

so who cares?

>> No.23467525

>>23467488
>hold AMD for 5 or 10 years
you should only have a 3-year outlook for these companies right now, re-assess if you can keep holding after that point

roadmaps don't go that far and you'd be a fool to forget about your investment without checking if the forecast is still good
Intel has orders with TSM starting 2021, assuming they can redesign their chips on time, things could still change

>> No.23467533

>>23467488
what?
I bought AMZN today and hope for quick 3-4% till tuesday and sell asap.

>> No.23467535

>>23467448
I thought that for at least a year until last year and then finally decided to. Best/worst decision I ever made lol. It's fun as long as you don't do anything stupid like buy REITS before March 2020

>t. guy who bought REITS before March 2020

>> No.23467538

>>23467316
>>23467327
>>23467259
Might just YOLO OTM calls, already got a couple hundred shares in a different account so if it moons I think I'm solid, thanks friens

>> No.23467543

why is GME volume so low?

>> No.23467549

>>23467486
>rope strategy
more like
>rape strategy

>> No.23467561
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23467561

>>23467465
I have no life. So I essentially create dossiers of tripfags for my own sick enjoyment.

>> No.23467567

>>23467519
What are you talking about..
Preserving / not losing your capital is WAYYY more important than gains
When I buy back in, I'll be able to control even more shares [as I'll be buying cheapies] and I'll receive even larger growth

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23467574

>>23467332
Its called the free money if you have the balls to pick it up play. Holy fuck, up 50 bones in 10 mins.

>> No.23467578

>>23467533
hope is the key word there

just dont cry about a minor sell off like some people

and i trade all the time btw

>> No.23467585

>>23467543
to make it easier for the whales to pin the price down between 14.5 and 15 for maximum pain

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/m/maxpain.asp

Perfect time to accumulate for smaller players

>> No.23467594

>>23467561
His gf is cute, tho.

>> No.23467597

>>23467198
C

>> No.23467601

>>23467525
youd be a fool to even think about intel ever

>> No.23467605

>>23467561
thats a rare baggie

>> No.23467609

>>23467561
Is there even a single actual female in your stash? My guess is no

>> No.23467619

>SNAP
>axes 55% in three days
>daily swings of 3-10%
>all pull backs and retraces .70-1.40
literally free money, if you wasn't trading it - NGMI, peace

>> No.23467624

>>23467391
It's plateaued and unless you're a richfag it isn't worth buying into, because at absolute best you're just looking at slight outperformance of SPY. I can outperform it wheeling cheaper crab stocks.

Maybe I'm biased though because I've stopped seeing a point in buying stocks I can't sell covered calls or puts on and I'm a poorfag. Too much money to be made in safer ways than hoping Home Depot does well in the worst time of year for home improvement stocks.

I like HD but I'd wait till December, historically it always dips around October-December, then starts cranking back up.

>> No.23467630

>>23467561
Post the picture of RKG in what appears to be a mall bathroom pls

>> No.23467633

>>23466798
He isn't, that's why he sold.

>> No.23467635

Imagine selling your equities ever
Imagine not attending every shareholder meeting and being directly involved in the operations of the company that you are a partial owner of
Must suck being a trader

>> No.23467648

Alright, rate my new strategy once this dip is over: 100k in boomer mutual fund and 6k of TQQQ per year in IRA.

>> No.23467649

>>23467585
I have a Jan 2021 $15 C

>> No.23467651

>>23467601
>youd be a fool to even think about intel ever
they certainly can't change overnight in semiconductors but things can always change regardless
the fact is that they have placed orders with TSM earlier this year (and considering TSM was fully booked to mid 2021, we can assume those orders will come late 2021) and if you're holding AMD, you better be keeping a close eye on this

if you're holding TSM though, then you win either way i guess

>> No.23467654

>>23467483
Nigger they just got their target price cut from 3 to 2!

>> No.23467658

>>23467561
can you use your powers for good instead of evil? like is there a way you could make the market crash and send my SPY puts up to the moon?

>> No.23467665

I wanted to trim my positions a little today. ive never sold before and im fucking emotionally attached to all my stocks bros

>> No.23467669

>>23467567
no one cares.

>i sold and uh put duh money into cash
good for you. dont spam about it. traders do that all the time.

>> No.23467672

The guy they left out of jail because he did rehab and was living it up vacation style, I was keeping tabs on since he tried breaking into my house and attacking me with 2 knives in his hand and I had to hold him gunpoint until the cops came. Well just saw the news that a group of people had to hold the guy in a neighborhood for breaking into a house.

>> No.23467673

>>23467543

With earnings season around the corner, election, and a lot of opportunity around the corner. It is no surprise it is low, it happens every Friday. People are moving into cash and/or waiting to the opportunity to FOMO into big earnings plays next week. No one is buying or selling except algos and minor scalpers.

>> No.23467676

Can you stop shilling AMD and bashing Intel ?
How much do you even have in AMD? That's what I wanna know... I imagine some people here are shilling AMD all they long and have like 1 Stock in their mini-portfolio
I just can't imagine anyone would be balls deep in AMD

>> No.23467681

>>23467649
crazy to think that 15c are basically ITM now

>> No.23467685

>>23467332
i presume they had some kind of drug that failed one of the trials?

>> No.23467687

>>23467658
Filtered

>> No.23467699
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23467699

>>23467609
Are their any women that browse /smg/? No.
>>23467630
This one?

>> No.23467701

>>23467669
lmao I'll do whatever the fuck I want faggot, I'll post it in every fucking thread if I want to.
fuck off
I am in all cash probably until the election, enjoy your slow portfolio drain

>> No.23467702

>>23467676
My computer runs on AMD...

>> No.23467707

>>23467665
try doing a tight trailing stop on that portion you want to trim then if you're feeling that greedy/attached

assuming we're talking about positions that don't have a 100% potential downside or something

>> No.23467712
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23467712

>>23467676
>Can you stop shilling AMD and bashing Intel?

No.

>> No.23467714

If I deposit money into my account even though I have no money and use the instant access day trade and then set the gains to be deposited do I get to keep money or does the broker come and rape my butt

>> No.23467722

>>23467702
I see.. so if I say anything against AMD you will start shittalking because you love your computer. Got it. Congratulations you guys are actually more retarded than I thought.

>> No.23467726

DPHC has only been this low twice since early September. Is it a bad idea to buy? Are people scared of a post merger dump?

>> No.23467727

>>23466802
Bullish

>> No.23467730

>>23467676
im shilling TSM instead you blind dumbass

>> No.23467734

>>23467658
I'm trying, it's not working.

>> No.23467739

>>23467699
that's a man.

>> No.23467742
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>>23467699
I haven't seen that one before! no it was a different bathroom

>> No.23467749

>>23467635
One day I'll collect enough tendies to be that much of a chad, one day

>> No.23467756

>>23467681
Yup. I want to get another one I have two of them.

>> No.23467768

>>23466666

Damn Satan right out in front of us today. Spooky stuff.

Jesus Christ is my Savior and I rebuke thee Satan.

>> No.23467774
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dubz and i do it

>> No.23467778

>>23467699
>r/transpassing
wow anon you could solve unsolvable crimes with that deductive reasoning

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>>23467722
how heavy are your INTC bags, anon? why would you pick the company that cut 300 million from their R&D for diversity hires? i just want to know.

>> No.23467785

WHY IS EVERYTHING RED

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>>23467699
Thought I was about to have a nice fap, got a good 5 day load saved up too

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>>23466666

>> No.23467792
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>>23467742
?

>> No.23467798

can we get a small bounce so I can sell calls and use the premium to buy puts expiring after the election?

>> No.23467800

>>23467574
holy shit someone who actually likes money

>> No.23467802

>>23467574
Ehh I dont know this stock from Adam i'll take my 50 bones win. Good luck guys.

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>>23467722
Why yes, I do love my computer.

>> No.23467808

>>23467714
Nigga how broke are you

>> No.23467815

>>23467774
do it faggot

>> No.23467817

>>23467774
Together, we will coom.

>> No.23467821

>>23467701
maybe go outside and develop some social skills

>> No.23467826

>>23467774
Kek wills it

>> No.23467827

>>23467792
lmao - no, a different bathroom
it looked like a shopping mall, with other people in the background
Jeez, RKG sure takes a lot of bathroom selfies huh??

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>>23467792
stop with the trannies its confusing my dick

>> No.23467832

>>23467774
but october 23 is today

>> No.23467837

>>23467672
You should have shot him. He had the knives in his hand and was an ex-con, so you wouldn't have been charged.

>> No.23467839

>>23467802
Wew looks like I left the dance floor just in time too.

>> No.23467846

>>23467784
I was drunk and didn't do any DD at all and I love my PC because there is Intel inside

>> No.23467849

Fucking where are the sheeple, I need them to buy IPHONE 12s! RAISE MY STOCKS SHEEP!

>go to store ask them about buying Iphone 12.
>Its not sold out anon, we just take the order and Apple Ships it to you when available.
>You dont pick it up in the store anymore....

YO, FUCK YOU.

>> No.23467850

>>23467821
No thank you.
I am tracking for when I re-enter

>> No.23467852

My dad works at Nintendo, his boss said everything is gonna go up except GME, they are going out of business.

>> No.23467859

>>23467832
its a sale of a cash secured call my retarded friend

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>>23466461

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>>23467828
"no"

>> No.23467877

>>23467846
...and you call other anons retarded, anon? jesus...

>> No.23467881

>>23467852
>My dad works at Nintendo
Can he get me a jacket?

>> No.23467886

>>23466447
>I'm an intern analyst at JPM. At lunch yesterday with my boss, there was a table of powerful people next to us. I don't know who they were, my boss seemed nervous that they were there, but my boss knew them. They called him over to the table, and they whispered in secret for a little. He came back to me and said, "Kid, things are gonna get dark soon for the markets really fast". He said they were planning to crash the markets today, I would get out to be safe

Guys I read this and bought SPY puts because I believed it. Did I get meme'd or are (they) really going to cause a crash?

>> No.23467890

>>23467852
My dad is actually Mr. John Nintendo and he said buy GME cheapies

>> No.23467898

>>23467784
I almost fell for the bro it's a rock bottom blue chip meme until I learned about their divestment out of RnD for diversity training / hiring. That was the nail in the coffin for me and Im glad I never put a single cent into that steaming pile of shit.

>> No.23467903

>>23467877
only the AMD anons because AMD SUXKCCS

>> No.23467910

>>23467886
an intern in october? my internships were in the summer.

still might be a good trade though. market is trending down.

>> No.23467911

would buying both OTM calls and puts on TQQQ before election day be worth it if I don't know which direction it'll go, just that the market will move afterwards?

>> No.23467915

Seagate making moves.
>remember back earlier this week when Cramer was grilled whether he knew of anything with Seagate and Intel.

welp i guess he knew a thing.

>> No.23467920

>>23467699
>>23467792
>>23467871
h-he's pretty cute is this really rkg

>> No.23467933

>>23467910
Yeah, your right, it's bullshit. They couldn't have had a lunch meeting like that with the covid. I got fucking meme'd.

>> No.23467935

>>23467886
Now is when they would if they were going to. Would need time to slander trump for a week so everyone thinks 'orange man crash market me no vote'

>> No.23467953

kneepad make a new thread you slut

>> No.23467958

RK"G", if we say you're a pretty fuckable tranny, will you make a new thread for us?

>> No.23467964

>>23467903
>INTCEL tanks due to being shit once again
>all that money goes into buying up AMD making it moon

i can understand your frustration anon but please try not to be jealous, it makes you look ugly :^)

>> No.23467966

>>23467911
It's going to go up, no matter who wins. All the market wants is consistency / stability / no more uncertainty
If the election gets decided [not by the House / Supreme Court mind you] it's going to rally regardless of who wins

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>>23466666
>i go make myself something to eat and this happens

>> No.23467984

WHY ISNT GME MOVING TODAY???????

>> No.23467988
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>>23467964
160 p/e

AMD sucks, always has sucked and always will suck

Enjoy bagholding forever

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>>23467676
LMAO this is the level of INTCel cope we've reached.
>pls stop bullying me pls stop pls
LMAOOOOO FUCK YOU FAGGOT AMDCHADS HAVE BEEN SHAT ON RELENTLESSLY AS WE'VE RIDDEN FROM $2 TO $90 SUCK MY COCK YOU FAGGOT YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

>> No.23467997

>>23467839
I still think they can go up to double digits soon, this dump was just panic over the words "vaccine failed", but for no research and just swinging big balls into the dip well fucking played anon
they're nowhere near bankruptcy, the vaccine isn't for COVID and didn't so much fail as underperform for their tests. They're still moving forward with R&D and have IP in the manufacturing and research process. They've hinted that should their vaccine research go tits-up they can pivot into using their manufacturing facilities for other companies' breakthroughs
The stock price as it is in no way reflects the company's value, the vaccine was their cash cow but their underlying performance has gone nowhere

>> No.23468002

make a new goddamn thread

>> No.23468015

>>23467990
AMD 7 dollars 2021 EOY screencap this

>> No.23468024

baking rn. sit tight.

>> No.23468034

>>23466795
I believe the Saudis plan to saturate the oil market, drive the price so low that everyone else is out of business and they have to close the wells, then Saudis will have a monopoly and put up the prices

>> No.23468035

>>23467988
amazon haters never change

>> No.23468038

>>23467988
why would you compare AMD to when it used to rely on its own foundries

>> No.23468039

I've honestly never felt so uneasy being down less than 1%

>> No.23468055

>>23467988
look at the volume baggies

>> No.23468056

>>23468015
Not even worth the effort faggot. Enjoy your IBM dinosaur.

>> No.23468062

>>23467984
Hold and be patient.

>> No.23468063

>>23467984
friday

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Get some RKT today lads, it's going to moon into earnings.

>> No.23468078

>>23468070

>> No.23468088
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THEY'RE TAKING THE INTCEL MONEY TO AMD
>THEY'RE TAKING THE INTCEL MONEY TO AMD
THEY'RE TAKING THE INTCEL MONEY TO AMD
>THEY'RE TAKING THE INTCEL MONEY TO AMD
THEY'RE TAKING THE INTCEL MONEY TO AMD
>THEY'RE TAKING THE INTCEL MONEY TO AMD
THEY'RE TAKING THE INTCEL MONEY TO AMD
>THEY'RE TAKING THE INTCEL MONEY TO AMD
THEY'RE TAKING THE INTCEL MONEY TO AMD
>THEY'RE TAKING THE INTCEL MONEY TO AMD
THEY'RE TAKING THE INTCEL MONEY TO AMD
>THEY'RE TAKING THE INTCEL MONEY TO AMD
THEY'RE TAKING THE INTCEL MONEY TO AMD
>THEY'RE TAKING THE INTCEL MONEY TO AMD

>> No.23468091

>>23468015
After a 10:1 split.

>> No.23468130

>>23467984
It's pinned below 15 so that all the gamblers who bought 10/23 15c's during the runup yesterday get wiped out

Wait until next week

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Buying AMZN 1 hour ago felt so good guys

>> No.23468143

>>23468034
what if you just pick an oil company that has been positive the entire year? e.g. PBA

>> No.23468208

>>23466795
I know what you feel, just closed my positions again... Hope this shit really crash again so I can buy lower.

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>>23467997
Do I dare a double dip?

>> No.23468239

Is JNJ a buy? Trump mentioned them last night, and they are close to their March lows.

>> No.23468256

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.23468356

>>23468239
they move like molasses and trump mentioning them won’t do shit

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>>23468256
>LOL in your ID

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they’re at it again

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wtf

>> No.23468567

>>23468466
I remember a chart that pumped and dumped in the shape of a middle finger.

>> No.23468591

>>23468466
lol this is a graph of my career growth

>> No.23468703

>>23468431
>Motley fool's FUD articles and GME's growth are positively correlated

>> No.23468719

>>23468431
>>23468703
absolutely b u l l i s h

>> No.23468871

>>23468431
NICE

>> No.23468979

Soo... what cdf are you guys shorting?

>> No.23469015

>>23466461
what did he buy

>> No.23469051

>>23466666
I kneel....

>> No.23469052

>>23468208
Why the fuck would you do that?

You are insane and should never trade again. Why would you sell right now? Holy shit

XOM is currently trading at a 14 year low. They have not seen this speed of decline in 40 years. This is a rare opportunity. I swear I couldnt pay you not to fuck up your life.

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