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23435091 No.23435091 [Reply] [Original]

>literally a single line of code
>token not mentioned nor needed
>4 billion dollar valuation
ooooooooh liiiiiiiiinkiiiiiiiiiies

>> No.23435119

technically its 11 billion

>> No.23435124

name one shitcoin that does anything in the real world

>> No.23435127

>>23435091
there are 3 lines

>> No.23435135

>>23435091
you guys don't even try anymore, this is just sad man atleast put the sergay pasta

>> No.23435138

>>23435124
Brave (BAT)

>> No.23435149

>>23435124
Ethereum. It is a worldwide distributed. virtual machine that can serve nearly endless computing purposes and needs.

>> No.23435178

>>23435091
Getting access to a high-tech jet-powered flying machine requires just a single piece of coagulated shredded wood pulp.

>> No.23435207

it's so simple redditors are confused because they can't see the racism it powers. F500 companies are flabbergasted they can support the fourth industrial Reich with just a few lines of code

>> No.23435217

Quant connects any network to any network with three lines of code.
True 3 > 1, but then Quant can write a multi-DLT oracle in an afternoon, kek.

>> No.23435219

>>23435091
retard
do you even program anything?
one line of code means heaven for code monkeys.
literally a plug and play, everything is abstracted, minimal implementation

>> No.23435233

>>23435219
t. someone who has never programmed anything

'one line of code' never EVER works beyond the most basic use cases

>> No.23435239
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23435239

>>23435217
t. Crypto Corbynite

>> No.23435250

>>23435233
yeah usually it's two lines. one import and one where you want to use it. i'm talking about using the library in case, not your retarded business logic. kys
fucking retard

>> No.23435260

>>23435233
One line of code to CONNECT, you jackass.

>> No.23435268

>>23435239
You really want to get up to speed.
Quant outgrew the Chainlink connection.
Quant integrated into Oracle a year ago. How's Chainlink’s integration going, kek.

>> No.23435284

>>23435250
>import
LOL

>>23435260
connect with what QoS? what callbacks (eg drops)? what error handling?

>> No.23435306

>>23435284
>connect with what
Literally says so in the OP you dumbass.

>>23435268
Quant CEO:
>We're glad to work with Chainlink

Anonymous Quant shill:
>n-no! Quant is better than Chainlink ;___;

>> No.23435369

>>23435284
"oh ok so I just plug it in and it works. Thanks CL."
>plug in the code
>it works
This angers the nolinker.

>> No.23435384

>>23435369
prove it works

>> No.23435405

>>23435384
Billions of USD secured by Chainlink price feeds right now.

>> No.23435406

>>23435384
You're the one who say's it doesn't in the first place.
You brought up the topic, therefore the burden of proof falls to you, no?

>> No.23435451

>>23435405
operated by whom? which institutions, whose money?

>>23435406
ABSOLUTE stupidity - youre the one (following OP) who says it does work, proof is on you

hey ive got some magic beans to sell you - prove they dont work!!

>> No.23435460

>>23435451
>operated by whom?which institutions, whose money?
Defi.
Including T-Mobile/Deutsche Telekom.

>> No.23435487
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23435487

>>23435451
anon.
The OP is, uh.
They're not for CL.
Are you a brainlet?
>hey ive got some magic beans to sell you - prove they dont work!!
Completely different to the topic at hand. You're strawmanning here mate. Either way, you can, LOOK YOUR FUCKING SELF.
CL is integrated with smart contracts, of which are MONITORED on etherscan.
Look yourself mongoloid.

>> No.23435527

>>23435460
>Defi
not an institution

show me the money

>>23435487
yeah sure, i meant the OP picture, which YOU are supporting

wheres the value, wheres the money, wheres the contracts, wheres the directionality? im trying to help you retards lol

>> No.23435535

>>23435527
>>Defi
>not an institution
lmao, Defi is decentralized finance.
Multiple billions of USD are secured in Defi by Chainlink alone.

>> No.23435565

>>23435239
Oracleforstartup was a disaster though

>> No.23435628

>>23435091
That's 3 lines of code you fucking moron.

>> No.23435633
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23435633

>>23435124
Energyweb. German / Thailand / Austria using it for clean energy.

Nevada energy, couple more piloting it.

Billion dollar corps validating.

>> No.23435807

>easily access the internet with just two clicks

>> No.23435819
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23435819

>>23435460

>> No.23435860

>>23435091
>the Jason Parser meme is real

Holy kek.

>> No.23436436
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23436436

>>23435819
lmao cope
https://feeds.chain.link/link-usd