/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.23429615]

This bullrun will be different, Anon. This is the bullrun Bitcoin always needed. This is why Bitcoin was created. It is achieving it's true purpose.

It is the year 2022, and there is no vaccine. Two years ago, the IMF had called for a new Bretton Woods moment, and a call for Keynesian economics. As such, they have issued a CBDC in which all Western countries participate. UBI has become the normal, and inflationary sensitive assets like homes have become unattainable by the have-nots. China has become the world's strongest economy, and Africa has simultaneously experienced a growth miracle due to Chinese investments.

As everyone in the West watches their cash reserves melt away, you, Anon, realize you were right years ago--and no one listened.

It is the year 2030, you spent the previous years indulging whatever your heart desired. Food, women, jewelry, cars, it was all yours. Then the draft came.

[Anonymous No.23429692]

MONEY GREEN ID, FUCK ME IT WILL HAPPEN.

[Anonymous No.23429877]

>>23429615
The draft? I’ll be like 40 fucking years old

[Anonymous No.23429945]

>>23429877
>its ok because us old guys will be drafted as suicide bombers

[Anonymous No.23430126]

>>23429615
>China has become the world's strongest economy, and Africa has simultaneously experienced a growth miracle due to Chinese investments.
HAHAHAHAH Fuck me OP watch Empire of dust (pic related) and you will see how straight up retarded this statement, and africa in general is. Oh I am laughin

[Anonymous No.23430143]

Re-elected for his second term in 2008, Trump declares war on two fronts

[Anonymous No.23430470]

>>23429615
>Food, women, jewelry, cars, it was all yours
>jewelry
wtf

[Anonymous No.23430526]

>>23429877

prime age to send you off to die so they dont have to pay social security

[Anonymous No.23430789]

>>23430470
I know right... kek

[Anonymous No.23430860]

I'll be funding the draft dumbass