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just got diagnosed with COCKBIG-19.... what the fuck should i do bros???

>> No.23428206

>>23428194
post pp and i will give you a second opinion.
t. not a doctor

>> No.23428238

>>23428194
masturbate

>> No.23428252

>>23428194
Couugh all over your hands and visit your nearest jewish retirement home, in minecraft of course.

>> No.23428264

Have some chicky soup and Gatorade and go on with life tomorrow

>> No.23428280

Steal more jokes from cumtown

>> No.23428292

probably die dude thats why they unleashed the plague. Imagine having a 100 year life ahead of you and getting covid 1 year after it came out. Ngmi when you get it the 8th time in 3 years from now. What to do: learn your lesson now

>> No.23428327
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23428327

Third wave is coming bros..

>> No.23428334

>>23428206
only if you are a girl or cute passable trap

>> No.23428344

Realise that you have a 99.99% chance of survival and move on with your li-
>frogposter
I'm sorry it's over. You will die.

>> No.23428733

>>23428194
Not meme-Ing whatsoever as I do this myself but drinking your urine

https://thewallachfiles.com/urine-therapy-uropathy-your-bodys-own-best-medicine-a-powerul-infection-fighter/

>> No.23428762

>>23428327
Actually the 3rd wave is on it's way out, it's actually the 4th wave that's coming.

>> No.23428807

>>23428206
>>23428238
>>23428252
>>23428264
>>23428280
>>23428292
>>23428327
>>23428334
>>23428344
>>23428733

All you gotta do is drink your urine. Urine is not waste like we’ve been lied to, it’s a holographic Imprint of you and is ultra filtered blood plasma which has all the critical antibodies, stem cells, minerals, volatile salts, vitamins, hormones, proteins, enzymes, and amino acids you need to stop any illness. Urine is the safest most pure water you can drink on earth

https://thewallachfiles.com/urine-therapy-uropathy-your-bodys-own-best-medicine-a-powerul-infection-fighter/

>> No.23429159

>>23428807
How did cavemen drink their piss? Especially women?